Help from the 4th Hokage
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Later at the Hokage's tower
"Hey Sakura said Naruto.
"How'd you get here so fast Naruto"
"Like der I live here this is my house why wouldn't I be the first one here.
"Wheres the fag said Naruto.
"Watch your language son said Minato.
Sakura bows her head" good evening Hokage sama said a nevous Sakura. "It's in honor to be in your presence, would you like me to wait outside I know that you are a very busy person." (sooo cute)
"No it's ok im leaving now anyways Naruto don't overuse the technique ok it's really powerful and its only for the Chunin Exams in 6 months ok said Minato.
"Yeah yeah dad stop worrying jeez sometimes you act like a girl said Naruto.
"Come here Sakura wanna get outta here hes so boring sometimes."
"Yeah but we have to wait for Sasuke to come the mission is assigned to this place."
"Sakura guess what"
"What"
Naruto threw a Kunai at the wall
"Hmph said a voice"
"Nice try here take your kunai back try again taunted Sasuke"
"Don't eavesdrop fag it's kind of rude"
"Don't talk about me dobe it's kind of gay"
"You wanna fight Sasuke cause ill kick your ass worse then I did Kiba's.
"Yeah Naruto I'm getting tired of you talking about me said Sasuke"
"It's about time we settled this, Naruto you cant beat me anyway so just stop trying to act tough in front of Sakura."
"Its kind of embarrassing" said Naruto.
"What's kind of embarrassing said Sasuke."
Outside
"The way how your all talk but before the words even left your mouth that you accepted my challenge you had already lost, all the time you spent talking I was planning my next move and what could happen. You let your guard down and now that you have finished I'm done planning the next 15 moves in my head."
"Come on Sakura my clones will take care of him"
"Uahhhhhhhhh"
"Sasuke, stop it Naruto they're hurting him"
"Duh its a fight what you want me to do heal him".
Ahhhhhhhh *cough cough* gahhhhhhhhhh
"Stopppppppppppp Naruto stop them"
Water Style: Water Dragon Jutsu
"Naruto what where you thinking said Kakashi"
"He wanted to fight what was I supposed to do, get my ass kicked you wouldn't be worried then now would you Sakura or you Kakashi.
"I don't have to take this shit (warning I do not I repeat do not own any rights to south park ok) screw you guys im going home.
"But the mission Naruto."
"Shut up Sakura don't talk to me anymore unless it's something really important, and plus considering the condition I just put your boyfriend in were not doing any missions for a while."
