AN: A week! I'm so sorry guys, I've just been so busy. Please don't bite me....unless your Edward...Anyways, hope you like this chapter, I had a lot of fun with it. I'm the total oposite of Alice so don't hate me if its over done or under done. I just did the best I could. And I named this chapter His Buns because thats what my sister wanted me to name it. It was either that or Prada, and His Buns was just more funny. Ashleybrooke1415 is my sister, and she has helped me a lot with all the funnies in the chapters, so a special thanks to her. And thanks to everyone else. Y'all are the best.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. If I did, would I be writing fanfictions?

Chapter 6: His Buns

(APOV)

On most occasions, working on Sundays would make me absolutely furious with my boss. But today, I wasn't at all upset about having to work when I could be at my apartment either reorganizing my closet or riding randomly up and down the elevator waiting for Jasper to appear. No, I was okay with working today. Why? Because we are having a major sale! And when we have sales....I get first dibs on the best deals because I see them first and because I get an employee discount! If I see what I like while putting things away and helping customers I just grab it and go hide it in my secret spot in the store. I would tell you where that was...but then I'd have to kill you. No, seriously, I would.

Anyways, as I was saying. Today is a good day. I have the big sale today at my work to make me happy and on top of that happiness, I have the giddiness from yesterday with Jasper. And since I'm naturally hyper and happy, you can just imagine how I may act with all the extra giddiness.

I was acting so happy and loopy that my boss actually asked me if I was on drugs when I checked in. I would have taken it as an insult if I wasn't so happy. So I just grinned at her evilly and giggled a 'maybe'. Now I know, thats not something I should have said to my boss, but she has known me for a very long time and knows that I would never do something so lame like drugs. Hugs not drugs is what I always say!

Then I got in trouble by my boss for scaring the costumers. Now how can my giddiness scare the costumers you may ask. Well it could be the fact that I was literally vibrating with excitement as I check them out at the register, or the fact this I squealed at every low price that showed up on the screen as I scanned their purchases. I guess I can see how that could scare people...

I had just finished checking out an old lady who bought an ugly pair of shoes that cost her way to much and was now standing behind the counter, standing as still as possible. I literally felt as if my body was going to explode. I had been trying for the past minute to stay still for as long as possible, but I swear it physically hurt!

"Uh, Alice." My coworker Ashley spoke quietly to me as if I was very fragile at the moment. When in reality, I really was. She was sitting on the counter by the cash register staring at me with worry in her eyes. "Did you know your turning purple?"

I didn't answer, I was trying my best to break my own record of five minutes without saying anything or moving. I didn't know how I had done it last year, it was practically torture right now, and I had only hit two minutes!

"Alice, that cannot be good for your health." She laughed. She jumped off the counter and stood straight in front of me, just begging me to break.

She gave me an evil grin, which signaled that she was now making it her goal to break me from my stand still. She then began to bounce in place right in front of me while everyone around us stared at us like we were loony.

She stopped her bouncing when she realized it wasn't breaking me and started to tap her finger to her chin. Her gaze then fell down to my neatly ironed pink polka dotted blouse. "Oh my God, Alice!" She squeaked, pointing a manicured finger at a spot on my blouse. "You have a stain on your shirt!"

I felt my whole body twitch slightly when she said this. My body always worked before my mind, and my body obviously knew that a stain was a very bad thing. Strange, I know, but what can I say? I've trained it well.

I took a very slow breath to calm myself. I knew she was lieing about the stain, but it was torture not knowing for sure.

She sighed, resting her hands on her hips in determination. "Ahh!" She screamed quietly, looking at something over my shoulder. "Alice, Alice! There is a woman wearing a floral floor length skirt with a polyester vest!"

This time I squeaked slightly, but made no move to turn around or talk. I kept my eyes straight ahead and prayed to God that she was lieing about what the woman was wearing.

"Oh, Oh! You squeaked!" Ashley laughed, pointing her little finger at me.

I took a deep breath and shifted my gaze just a smidge to see the clock on the register. It was now four minutes! Just one more minute Alice, you can do it! A little voice chanted in my mind.

"Oh, God..." Ashley breathed, I turned my eyes but not my face to look at her. She had a dazed look on her face and pure shock in her voice. She was looking at something over my shoulder, so I couldn't see. But just from her expression I felt like I was on the very edge of breaking. What did she see! She better not be playing with me this time!

"Alice..." She breathed, still looking all dazzled. "There is a tall, handsome blond haired man in the shoe section looking at a very, very nice pair of Prada shoes!"

I squeaked louder this time, and almost broke but then I realized that she had to be lieing. She just wanted me to lose! That was pure evil if you asked me.

"And, oh gosh." She continued, now fanning herself with her hand. "He looks like he knows what hes looking for!"

"Ah!" I squeaked, and spun around to face the shoe section. I searched around, determined to find him. I had lost my record for the longest I can stand still, he had better be there at the Prada rack in all his glory!

And sure enough, as my gaze came to the Prada section, I saw a tall male figure standing there. His back was to us, so all I could see was his very muscular shoulders and messy blond hair. While ogling his very nicely shaped buns as well, I felt as if he looked familiar.

While we both stared at his backside in amazement, I shoved my elbow into Ashley's ribcage. "I loath you, I hope you know that." I growled, "You made me lose! I was trying to break my record!"

"Ouch!" She whined, and started rubbing her side where my elbow made contact with her ribs. "You know you would have killed me if I didn't tell you!"'

"True." I replied, nodding my head in agreement. She was right. If later today she told me she 'forgot' to tell me about the gorgeous man who knew what he was looking for in a Prada shoe, I would have pummeled her.

I gasped audibly as the blond man bent over to put the shoe on his foot, giving us a perfect view of his tush.

"Sweet, Jesus." Ashley breathed as we both tilted our heads to the side to get a different view.

After a few moments of pleasurable viewing, he straightened up to a standing position, grabbed his box with the shoes inside and turned around. He saw both Ashley and I staring at him and gave us a beautiful grin. And thats when I got a clear look at his face.

"Ah!" I screamed, and spun around in embarrassment.

I couldn't believe it! It was Jasper! My Jasper. I was just ogling over Jasper's butt as he was shopping. I felt my cheeks burn in a pure Bella moment. How embarrassing...I would never be able face him now.

Because of this, I couldn't be amazed at the fact that fate had him come into the store on the exact day I worked. This was exactly what I was telling Bella last night; it was meant to be. But right now I couldn't be happy about it because he had just caught me staring at him.

I looked over my shoulder to see Ashley still staring dizzily at Jasper. I pinched her on the arm lightly. "Stop staring at Jasper!" I snapped, a little mad that she was openly ogling him.

"You know him!" She shouted, turning to me with disbelief in her face.

"I did. I don't know if I do anymore after he caught me staring at his butt!" I snapped, glaring up at her.

"You lucky girl." She sighed, shaking her head with a look of admiration etched on her face.

"How! I'm so embarrassed!" I said sadly, hiding my face in my hands.

"Oh stop it, Ali!" She replied, grabbing my wrists and pulling my hands away from my face. "Its not that big of a deal. I bet it helped his ego. And what guy doesn't like a girl who boosts his ego?"

I frowned up at her and shook my head disbelieving.

"Look, hes still shopping." She said, jerking her head towards Jasper. "Why don't you go say hello."

I groaned, lazily letting my head lop to the side to look at Jasper. He was still looking through the shoe rack, not looking at all like he didn't know what he was looking for. I guess it would be rude not to say hello. And it was obviously meant to be.

"Okay." I sighed, and made my way to the waist height door behind the counter. But a thought came to me and I instantly ran back to Ashley.

I peered down at my blouse, searching frantically for any stains. "Is there really a stain on my shirt!?" I asked frantically, looking up at her with terrified eyes. If there was a stain, I wasn't stepping one single foot away from this register.

"No, Alice." Ashley laughed, while gently pushing me towards the little door. "I was lieing. Now go get your man."

I heaved a sigh of relief and let her push me through the little door. "Okay." I said confidently, straightening my spine to get as much height as possible at my small size of five feet.

"Can I help you find anything, sir?" I asked, as soon as I made it to Jasper.

"Why yes, ma'am." He replied, grinning and tipping his head forward. "Do you have this in a size 10?" He held up a nice pair of Prada tennis shoe, which was one of our newest and most popular one.

I grinned even wider, completely dazzled by his sense of style. In the back of my mind, I wondered how this man was not taken or how he was even real! I mean hes beyond gorgeous, polite, has an amazingly sculpted tush, and now he knows how to shop!? I felt like my mind was working on overload at the realization of just how perfect he was.

"Oh!" I squealed, "That's my favorite design by them! But I think we just sold the last one. It's very popular."

"Oh."He frowned and put the shoe back on the display. I frowned up at him, too. But then when I looked back at the shoe he had been holding, it came to me. That was the exact shoe I hid away in my secret stash! Oh, oh! And I believe it was a size ten.

I gasped out loud, and looked up at him with hope in my eyes. "I think I know where I can find one!" I squealed. Rushing up to him excitedly, I grabbed his hand and started pulling him in the direction of my secret hiding place.

He laughed as we weaved through the womans clothing racks. "Alice, where are we going? If there are shoes, wouldn't they be in the shoe section?"

"Nope!" I said, popping the 'p'. "Just trust me. I know this store like the back of my hand!"

I weaved through some more clothes and finally came to the very far side of the store where not a lot of people looked. I stopped in front of the clutter of racks that were pushed into the corner and dropped his hand.

"Okay, now you can't let anyone, I repeat anyone, know where this is. This is super top secret, okay?" I asked him, while looking over his shoulder and to the left and right, checking to see if the coast is clear.

He chuckled lightly, and I felt my heart skip a beat when my ears heard the glorious sound. "Okay, I wont tell anyone. But where are we?"

"My secret stash!" I giggled and turned around towards the clutter of clothes hanging from two racks that were pushed closely together.

I took a deep breath, readying myself to dive into the tightly packed clothes. I pushed aside some shirts and stuck the whole top half of my body through the racks, and BAM! There it was, all the treasurable items I found too amazing to let go of.

"Hmm." I mumbled to myself, looking around at the neatly folded clothes and boxes. Now where had I put those shoes?

I searched around for a few moments and then spotted the edge of a black box hidden under the adorable blue lacy underwear I was planning to buy for myself. I snatched the underwear up and pulled them behind my back so that Jasper could take them.

"Here Jazz, hold this. I think I found 'em." I said.

I heard him take a deep breath and gently take the panties from my hand. "She's trying to kill me." I heard him breath, but I didn't respond because it was too low for a normal person to hear. I definitely didn't want him getting suspicious and have Bella scream 'I told you so' over and over for the rest of my life.

I returned my attention to large black box, and flipped it open with one flick of my finger. And there it was, the very stylish tennis shoes by Prada. I smiled happily as the new shoe smell met my sensitive nose. That smell was like heaven. I would wear it as perfume if it was possible!

"Ah- ha!" I breathed, and quickly put the lid back on. "Gotcha!"

I pulled out from the little opening in the rack and handed Jasper the shoe box in exchange for the underwear. I shoved the underwear back into the opening—not before appraising them in front of Jasper—and turned to Jazz to give him a victorious smile.

He chuckled nervously, still not over the panties incident. "As much as I am grateful for you finding me the shoes I wanted, but do you mind me asking why you had men's shoes in your secret stash?" He asked, raising an eyebrow at me.

I raised my own eyebrow and gave him a sly grin. "I would answer that if I had a reasonable explanation, but since I don't..." I trailed off, looking away ashamed of my shopping problem.

I sighed and looked back up at him. "I have a shopping problem, okay? Bella has tried numerous times to get me into a Shopaholic's Anonymous, but I refuse!"

Bella is the only one who seems to think I should seek help. But if I'm not up to my eyebrows in debt or anything, whats the big deal? Almost all of it is reasonable purchases, except for maybe the time I bought a very cute dog house...when we don't have a dog. But still! Its no big deal...Rose has no problem with it.

"I wouldn't either. Its an intriguing quality. Just makes you even more irresistible." He replied seriously, smiling fondly down at me.

I smiled back up at him and felt my cheeks begin to burn with the blood that rushed to my face. I mentally slapped myself for letting that happen. What was he doing to me? No one has ever made me blush, I'm way too confident to blush. But my mind just kept rolling over his last words 'even more irresistible', which made me blush harder. No one had ever said anything like that to me. Me! Alice Hale, the short pixie with way to much energy. Honestly, I didn't know I could be irresistible.

"Thanks." I replied, giving him a smug smile. "Well, lets go ring you up."

I turned away from Jasper, heading towards the cash register, making sure to swing my hips a little bit more then usual. I silently prayed that I didn't look like I was trying too hard or making myself look like a total nincomepoop.

Jasper followed silently behind me and when we made it to the cash register, he placed the shoe box on the counter. I slipped behind the counter, trying my best to ignore Ashley who was sitting on top of the counter a few feet away, grinning like an idiot.

"Go Alice!" I heard her whisper lightly, low enough for Jasper not to hear. It was still really quiet, probably quiet enough that she wouldn't have heard it if it was me saying it. But Ashley knew about my very good hearing and she thought nothing of it. I was glad she didn't either, because to many times I have slipped up around her with my super hearing. Shes just not very perceptive.

I growled under my breath at her and turned to her, the laser gun you use to ring up prices firmly grasped in my hand, and pretended to shoot her with it. She gasped and clutched her chest, as if she was literally shot in the chest, and fell back, knocking over a few items sitting on the counter.

"You shut it!" I hissed before turning back to Jasper who was chuckling on the other side of the counter. "Anyways." I sighed.

"So I was wondering." Jasper started while leaning forward with his hands resting on the edge of the counter. "As much as would I love to ride up and down the elevator, waiting for you to show. I was wondering if I could get your number so I wouldn't have to."

I felt my heart skip a beat at his request. I knew it! I just knew it! There was no doubting me now. All the proof that this was meant to be was right there in front of me. He just happened to come to the store I work in, ask for the same shoe I decided to hide in my stash, in the exact size, and ask for my number instead of me asking him.

I grinned widely at him and nodded my head vigorously. I wasn't going to speak right now. I was practically bursting with so much excitement that I was sure it would only come out as excited squeak.

I put his shoes in a bag after he paid and he handed me his phone to enter my number in. I flipped it open and placed my number in with a smiley beside it.

"Text me so I have your number." I said.

"Will do." He smiled at me and grabbed his bag. "I'll see you around, Alice."

"Bye, Jazz." I sighed dreamily, giving him a small wave as he left.

"Oh, lordy!" Ashley sighed from behind me as she also watched Jasper leave. "Please tell me your going to persue him! If you don't I will!"

I held back a growl that tried to surface through my chest as she said that. There was no way I was letting her anywhere near him. I may not have a lot of experience with guys, but it can't be that hard, right?

"I intend to." I said firmly, then turned on my heals to see a long line of people forming on Ashley's side of the counter. "'Ey! Look! You have customers! Now go!" I snapped, turning her by the shoulders and slapping her on the butt to get her going.

"Fine, fine!" She replied, jumping in surprise as my hand collided with her butt. "So pushy!"

I heard the familiar low beep and vibrate (which made me jump slightly in surprise)of my phone that was placed expertly inside my bra. I smiled to myself, hoping that it was from Jasper.

"Bathroom break!" I sang, as I ran off into the direction of the bathrooms.

"Yeah,yeah." I heard Ashley sigh grumply.

Once in the safety of a stall in the very back of the public bathrooms, I pulled my phone from my bra and opened it. On the screen it read 'New Text' and a number I didn't recognize.

Hope to talk to you soon. I'll talk to the guys tonight,

and maybe we can all get together?

-Jazz

I felt the goofy grin spread across my face, something that was happening too often lately, as I thought about what he said. Oh, the girls are going to freak when I tell them how much fate has it in for the guys and us being together. This just confirms that my motto is so true; Never Bet Against Alice.

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