I OWN NOTHING, YET.

ATK '' Of all the weird and fascinating enemies in video games, never before have he had a battle like this.''

HARRY '' The Boomer, L4D's american dream.''

ATK '' And the Creeper, minecraft's poster boy, um thing.''

WHO IS DEADLIEST.

To find out, my team of video game experts, weapon and fighting style masters, and historians, will test the competitors weapons, armor and skills, to find out who is, the DEADLIEST WARRIOR.

THE BOOMER

HEIGHT 5,7

WEIGHT 250lbs

AGE ?

ATK '' In the fantasy world of L4D, many have fallen victim to the gross and painful death given by the zombie known as the boomer.''

HARRY '' Seemingly the fattest and probably laziest of all the special infected, the boomer is a large zombie that usually requires a sneak attack to kill his prey, which can be hard due to its size and its loud gurgling noises.''

ATK '' Despite having claw like hands it prefers to barf on its enemy.''

HARRY '' Ew, well i guess it depends on what it ate, maybe if its KFC i'll deal...''

ATK '' The barf temporally blinds the subject and summons a small horde of zombies.''

HARRY '' Plus be careful, cuz if you kill it whiles its to close, it will explode, causing more slime to cover you and more zombies to eat your flesh. Even the slightest shot or hit can easily kill it.''

ATK '' The downside is its barf attack is generally used from a distance and if it tries it to close it may miss. Usually after barfing, the boomer will run for cover to avoid getting hurt, but it is slow and can easily be caught up to. The boomer is also very versatile and never loses focus of an enemy.''

HARRY '' On expert move, the boomers bile attracts more zombies and his claw can to 20 damage each attack.''

ATK '' But it has some relatively obvious weaknesses, like that it can't run very fast or is one of the weakest zombies in health and stamina. Plus it takes time for the boomers bile to recharge so it can barf again.''

HARRY '' But i guess being fat can also be a good thing, boomers are extremely difficult to beat up close and can kill a survivor in one puke if it got the chance, make no mistake, this lazy fat man is a monster.''

BILL '' It puked on me, ah shit.''

THE CREEPER

HEIGHT 5,3

WEIGHT 58lbs

AGE ?

HARRY '' The first, the original, and most deadly of all of minecraft's mobs is none other than the green plant thing called the creeper.''

ATK '' Having zero fear of enemies and a texture of dry leaves, the creeper is an unknown mob, thought to be a type of plant that explodes to spread seeds to the ground.''

HARRY '' Either that or they just want hugs, but get to exited and blows up, either way, i like my theory better. Well the creeper gets its name for a reason. They will stalk the player for hours if needed, even if your locked in your house.''

ATK '' Despite not having arms, these four legged creatures have the power so simultaneously explode when the player close and will instantly charge to the player if they're 16 blocks or less away. The explosion can range up to 5 feet and kill a player in one hit on hard mode.''

HARRY '' And you want to talk about explosions, well just imagine an explosion twice as large, well that can happen.''

ATK '' If a creeper gets struck by lightning, then it becomes a charged creeper. These creepers explosions can range up to 7 or 10 blocks wide and 6 blocks deep.''

HARRY '' Though despite the badassery of explosions, the creeper is considered a suicide bomber because, well,... if FUCKING KILLS ITSELF.''

ATK '' And might i add, its afraid of cats.''

HARRY '' You might say the creeper is a little pussy, ha get it.''

CREEPER '' Thatssssss a niccce housssse you got there.''

SKILLS

Strength, Boomer -76/100, creeper , 42/100

Speed, Boomer -53/100, creeper , 78/100

Brains, boomer-3/100, creeper , 43/100

Attack, boomer -67/100, creeper , 84/100

Defense, boomer -21/100, creeper ,54/100

Courage, boomer - 79/100, creeper , 96/100

Control, boomer -80/100, creeper , 65/100

Advantage boomer, More tactical

Advantage creeper, More damage

Alright lets unleash the mobs and see who has the deadliest explosion.

SCENARIO

In what used to be NYC, a small road surrounded by broken and destroyed shops has been littered with the dead. Among them is a fat, oily zombie that waddled around the empty street, searching for food. As it moved, it noticed a smaller green creature with no arms but 4 legs. It didn't know what to think, '' because it can't think'' but it knew that this was not a survivor.

After a large gurgle came from the boomers belly, did the green creature turn its head.

FIGHT

The creeper began walking towards the boomer, never slowing its pace for a second. The boomer, not used to things running right at it, decided to try and hide. It waddled its way down the street as fast as its little legs could go. It hid behind a pile of rubble hoping to surprise the creature.

So it waited, and waited, and waited. Curious, the boomer looked out from its perch to see the creeper. But it was just standing there with its back to the boomer, looking from side to side. The boomer decided to try and sneak up on the creeper, it only took a few steps before the creeper turned at an alarming rate and began walking again.

The boomer turned as well and hid again and waited. As the creeper came around the corner, the boomer barfed all over the green creature. Blinding it and causing it to move around in circles.

The boomer then tried to slice the blind creeper, but that was a mistake. As the sound of zombies came from all around the creeper sensing that something was close, it started to flash and then, BOOOOM.

A large crater was created as both creeper, boomer and zombies all exploded. Leaving nothing left.

K.O.

CREEPER

+ More durability

+ Faster

- Explosion kills itself

BOOMBER

+ More attack advatages

+ Slightly stealthier

- Very, very weak

HARRY '' um, what... i mean...''

ATK '' Yes, i believe this is our first ever tie.''

HARRY '' But,.. that's lame, ... we can't have a tie.''

ATK '' Im afraid we can, you see the boomer isn't used to things coming straight at it, so i went into stealth mode to try and sneak up on the creeper.''

HARRY '' The problem is, you can't do that. Even if its back is turned it is impossible to sneak up on these things.''

ATK '' The boomer eventually would have to barf on the creeper, but the problem is that the boomer must remain still for 2 seconds to barf before it can move again. Which is more than enough time for the creeper to explode.''

HARRY '' We didn't even have to factor the charged creeper since that its so rare for that to happen in the first place, plus all it would do is leave a bigger hole in the ground.

ATK '' This battle is a draw.''