A/N: Big Brother...Need I say more? I thought Cooper was a total ass for a while! So what shall I do? Well, Blaine needs some help trying to steal Kurt now doesn't he. And, per request, Puck going to Dalton Academy to get revenge.


Broken Hearts and Butterscotch Pie
Chapter Seven

Noah Puckerman sighed as he looked up at the Hogwarts-like school, Dalton Academy. He probably shouldn't be here considering it would get him thrown back in juvie, but right now he didn't really care. He was pissed off and he was finally going to get his revenge.

He looked over at Finn and Mike and smirked, "Ready?"

"Yeah," Finn sighed, handing him the toilet paper, "How are you going to get it over the top?" he looked at the three-story building.

"The Puckzilla has a great arm," Puck smirked, taking the first role and throwing it, making it go right over the building and stay there.

"Awesome!" Finn said, throwing one as well.

Mike laughed, "Kurt's going to love this," he threw another one.

"What exactly are you three stooges doing?" a voice demanded.

They whipped around to see Blaine standing there.

"What are you doing here?" Puck asked, pointing at him and having the toilet paper in his hand, then he put it behind his back innocently.

Blaine glared at them, "I'm coming to check on Nick. He's been really depressed since Jeff left him."

"He got what was coming to him, so did you," Puck crossed his arms.

"Look," Blaine said, snatching the bag of toilet paper away from Finn, "Puckerman, you're about a class under me. My car costs more than your house and car put together. Kurt will eventually realize that I can support a family better than you can- Oh wait, he already knows that because you're too afraid to even commit. I, on the other hand, am ready for a family."

"I'm ready for a family!" Puck defended, "I can be a dad and a husband!"

"I'm sure that's what your dad said before he left," Blaine smirked.

"YOU LITTLE-" Puck was held back by Finn and Mike.

"Puck! Calm down!" Finn yelled.

Puck glared at Blaine walked away and picked up a role of toilet paper, throwing it at the back of his head.

"Childish, aren't you?" Blaine snorted, walking inside.

"I hate that guy," Puck muttered, yanking his arm out of their grips.


Puck knocked on the door and waited...then waited...then waited until Kurt finally came to the door.

"Hi, Noah," he kissed his cheek.

"Hey, sweetheart," Puck smirked, making Kurt blush.

"What are you doing here?" Kurt asked, tilting his head.

Puck smirked, "It took me a while with everything that's going on, but...first ride?"

Kurt looked hesitant and then looked at his dad in the living room, "Dad, I'm going out with Noah!"

"Be back by nine!" Burt called, watching the game with Finn.

Puck smirked, grabbing Kurt's waist as they walked out.

Kurt smiled at him and Puck got on the bike.

"Well? Get on," Puck said.

Kurt got on and sat as far back as possible.

Puck sighed, grabbing his hands and putting them around his chest, putting a helmet on Kurt's head.

"Alright, watch the window," Puck said, starting the bike.

Kurt looked and saw his dad and Finn staring out the window in shock and saw Burt go to come outside, "Drive!" he squeaked when Puck went off at 80, clinging to him.


"It was awesome. That was the only world to describe it. The wind, the rush, the...everything. Being that close to Noah," Kurt breathed out at their lockers the next day, "My dad wasn't too happy though."

Jeff laughed and smiled at Sue as she walked passed, "Hey, Aunt Sue."

"Never gonna get used to that," Kurt shook his head, grabbing his books from his locker.

"Sterling! Porcelain! My office!" Sue yelled.

Jeff smirked as they walked in and sat down.

Kurt looked at the two folded up uniforms on the desk, "What are those?"

"Those are your new Cheerio uniforms," Sue said, "Go put them on."

"Okay!" Jeff said and went to put it on, but Kurt grabbed his arm and pulled him down.

"What's the catch?" Kurt demanded.

Sue sighed, "Right now, the only reason you guys are safe is because Kurt has a badass boyfriend," she looked as Puck walked passed with the football players out the window, "And because everyone knows that Jeff's boyfriend is secretly a sadistic murderer."

"There's a rumour about that?" Jeff tilted his head.

"So this will get your status up a little bit," Sue said, "Kurt, you're captain now. Sand-bags will live. Jeff, you're co-captain. I'll tell Brittany the canon said so."

Jeff smiled happily, running into the bathroom that was in her office.

Kurt sighed, shaking his head and following him in to get dressed.

They had absolutley so problem getting dressed together. They were like brothers and they were roommates when they went to Dalton. So they were used to eachother now. Noah didn't get it and neither did Sebastian, but they did.

"This is tight on my butt," Jeff whined.

"That's the point," Kurt rolled his eyes, "Get used to it," he looked at his own sweat pants, "Oh...you have mine on," he snickered at the taller boy.

"Thank God," Jeff sad, getting the pants off and giving them to him while they switched and put them on, "Yes! I can breath."

Kurt rolled his eyes, putting the shirt on and so did Jeff and they looked in the mirror, "We're a walking sterotype."


"I can't believe we're doing this," Kurt whispered as they stood, their back turn to the crowd with the other Cheerios. He looked around Santana glared at him from beside him and made a cut-throat motion.

Kurt sighed, "She made us, Satan."

"I don't care," Santana growled, "Two guys stole our spots. Oh, and you do realize that Puckerman is only trying to get in your pants, right?"

Kurt rolled his eyes, "What does that have to do with this conversation-" but he had to stop because the music started and he and Jeff had to start singing.

"Hot and dangerous, if you're one of us then role with us," Kurt sang.

"'Cause we make the hipsters fall in love, when we got our hot pants on and up," Jeff sang.

"And yes of course we does, we runnin' this town just like a club," Santana sang as the other Cheerios danced.

"And no you don't wanna mess with us, got Jesus on my necklace," Brittany sang, spinning around.

Kurt sang, "Got that glitter on my eyes. Stockings ripped all up the sides. Looking sick and sexified," he smirked when he saw Puck looking at him, "So let's go-o-o."

"Let's go!" all the Cheerios sang.

"Tonight we're going hard-hard-ha-ha-ha-hard," Jeff's eyes widened when he saw Sebastian walk in, wearing his Dalton uniform, "Just like the world is ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ours. We're taring it apar-par-par-pa-pa-pa-part," he tried to avoid Sebastian's gaze, "You know we're superstars, we are who we are."

"We're dancing like were dumb-dumb-dum-dum-dum-dumb," Kurt sang, dancing to the dance they all had to learn in one day perfectly, "Our bodies going numb-numb-num-num-numb-nu-numb. We'll be forever y-y-young-y-y-young. You know we're superstars, we are who we are!" he tried to ignore Blaine watching him and focused on the dance and Noah.

"DJ, turn it up," Jeff sang, dancing, "It's about damn time to live it up. I'm so sick of being so serious, it's making my brain delerious. I'm just talking truth, I'm tellin' you 'bout this shit we do. We're selling our clothes, sleepin' in cars, dressin' it down, hittin' on dudes hard."

"Got that glitter on my eyes," Kurt smiled at Puck, "Stockings ripped all up the sides," his eyes widened when he saw his dad walk in and sit down, watching the performance. Sue must have called him, damn her. "Looking sick and sexified," he sang, avoiding his dad's eyes, "So let's go-o-o."

"Let's go!" the Cheerios sang.

"Tonight were goin' har-har-ha-ha-ha-hard," Jeff smiled at Sebastian, "Just like the world is ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ours. We're taring it apar-par-pa-pa-pa-part, you know we're superstars. We are who we are."

"We're dancing like were dumb-dumb-dum-dum-dum-dumb," Kurt sang, "Our bodies going numb-numb-num-num-numb-nu-numb. We'll be forever y-y-young-y-y-young. You know we're superstars, we are who we are!" he looked at Noah.

The song ended early because Sue didn't have the time to do a whole song while the school was getting "fumigated."

Everyone clapped and Jeff smiled at Kurt, running over to Sebastian.

"Wh-What are you doing here?" Jeff asked his new boyfriend.

Sebastian smiled at him, "Puck told me you were performing today. I definatley wasn't expecting to see that."

"Did you like it, though?" Jeff asked, biting lip.

"I loved it," Sebastian pecked his lips.

It was simple peck. But it felt full of love and acceptance. It was Jeff's first kiss. He would never let Nick kiss him, and now he was glad that he didn't.

"Wanna come over?" Jeff tilted his head.

Sebastian sighed, "Jeff...I really want to. But I'm afraid your aunt will hate me."

"Not there, silly," Jeff smiled, "I'm staying at the Hummels' house."

"Even better," Sebastian rolled his eyes, "Kurt doesn't trust me."

Jeff shrugged, "He'll be busy with Puck. He's going to his house for the weekend."

"Papa Hummel agreed to let him do that?" Sebastian asked.

Jeff nodded, "He trusts Puckerman...well, beside his motorcycle. He always makes him wear a helmet."

"I absolutley love your uniform," Sebastian smiled at him, "You can come to my house."

Jeff blushed and took his hand, "Just let me tell Burt I'm coming over," he said and walked over to where Burt was talking to Sue, "Burt? Can I go to Sebastian's house?"

Burt sighed, "I already let Kurt go to Puckerman's, what does it matter? Go ahed."

Jeff squeaked, "Thanks!" and drug Sebastian off.


"This is going to be the best weekend of your life, Kurt Elizabeth Hummel," Puck smirked, grabbing his hand and walking out of McKinley High.

Kurt smiled, "So what did you think?"

"I certainly wasn't expecting you to look that hot in the uniform," Puck said, "But damn. It was awesome."


End of Chapter