Chapter 7
Once he was outside the X-Mansion he dropped down on the steps that went to the driveway and held Riley in his lap. A bit clumsy he got his phone from one of his pouches and called Dopinder on his speed dial button.
"Can you pick us up like now?" He said while looking down at Riley who still seemed out of it.
"Sure thing Mr. Pool. I'm on my way."
He stuck his phone back into his pouch and was just swaying his body softly with Riley on his lap. He held her head against his chest like she was his most precious possession that needed to be kept safe.
Does this mean we get to keep her now?
Keep her? She's not an object. She's a human being.
What are we gonna do with her then?
"Will you guys shut up? I'm taking her home and we'll take care of her."
Deadpool said to the voices in his head that were driving him crazy.
Home? Did you even clean your place?
Ever since Al went on that cruise he hasn't.
Still dunno why she wouldn't let us go with her on that vacation.
Maybe she got tired of hearing him masturbate.
"Honestly shut the fuck up!" He shouted as he gave himself a slap on the head.
"Hey douchepool. Who are you talking too?" Negasonic teenage warhead said as she sat down next to him on the steps.
"She doesn't look so good." She said pointing to Riley who looked like a dead corpse in Deadpool's arms.
"Well thank you for stating the obvious. Shouldn't you be inside helping or kissing Colossus's ass?"
Negasonic glared at Deadpool before she cracked a faint smile.
"Oh I broke your emo mood. Made you smile." He said proudly in a childish voice while pinching her cheek.
"Whatever." She said while slapping his hand away.
"So what did you do to the poor woman? Did you roofie her or something? Do I need to get Colossus to save that poor woman from you?"
Negasonic said with a smirk knowing full well what the outcome was the last time Deadpool tried to take on Colossus.
"No no there is no need for that Wednesday Addams. Riley is my special lady friend if you get my drift and I'm taking her home so she can rest. She overused her powers trying to save some students who acted as shooting targets."
Negasonic her eyes widened as she realized who Riley was.
"So she's the chick with the healing ability that those soldiers were after?" He nodded his head and pressed Riley closer to his chest.
"Don't tweet it out though. We're trying to keep a low profile." He said as he got to his feet because he saw Dopinder driving up the driveway.
"Low profile? With a suit like that? Good luck." She scoffed and got to her feet as well to walk back into the mansion.
"Yeah well at least I made my own suit!" He said as he pulled the back seat door open and gently laid Riley down.
He got into the front seat himself next to Dopinder.
"What happened to your lady friend Mr. Pool?" Dopinder said as he looked over his shoulder to check on Riley.
"Don't you worry about that Dopinder but I did get an awesome idea on how you can get Gita in the same state that Riley is in now. Roofies!"
Who is gonna drive you around when Dopinder is in jail?
"On second thought that's not a good idea. You'll want Gita conscious to be able to fall in love with you."
Dopinder let out a big sigh.
"I'm not sure if she'll ever fall in love with me. I heard she is already planning a wedding with my cousin."
Deadpool violently turned his body towards Dopinder so he could look him dead in the eye.
"Never give up on true love my handsome Indian friend! We can always kidnap her before that happens and wait for the Stockholm syndrome to kick in!"
Dopinder seemed confused.
"What's Stockholm syndrome?"
Deadpool was playing with the air freshener Dopinder had hanging from his rear view window.
"Don't you worry your pretty little head over the small details. I'll have it all figured out when the time is ripe."
Riley walked down a dark road in the pouring rain. Her hair brown hair stuck to her face and a cold chill crept up her spine. In the distant she saw a car turned upside down. She knew the scene that unfolded before her. It was the night that changed her life forever. She ran to the car even though she knew nothing she could do would change the outcome. When she got close she heard a girl crying and screaming.
"Mom please, wake up! They are coming mom, please wake up!"
Behind the car Riley spotted two large SUVs, one of them had a wrecked front. It was the car that had ran them off the road that night. Her mom had been trying to flee when men in suit came at their door convincing her mom Riley would be better off with them. Her mom knew these guys were up to no good and would only take advantage of Riley her ability so she tried to go into hiding with Riley. The men had followed them and ran them off the road. Riley crouched down next to the car and looked inside.
Tears ran down her cheeks as she saw her mom hanging lifeless in her seat belt. Blood oozing down the side of her face. Riley saw herself in a younger form next to her mom trying to heal her mom but her abilities don't work on the dead. Riley turned her body and sat down next to the car with her back against it. She brought her legs up to her knees and started sobbing. Why did she have to relive the worst moment of her life? Flashlights were pointed at the car by the men that had been following them. A few of them were holding guns and pointed them at the young girl in the car.
"Get out of the car and we won't hurt you!"
One guy started screaming. The young Riley crawled out of the car leaving her mom behind.
"We're being paid a lot of money to deliver you safe and sound so you better not try anything."
One man said as he grabbed the young Riley by her arm. Young Riley started struggling and reaches for her mom who was left behind in the car as they moved to the SUVs.
"Mom! Please help my mom!"
Riley could do nothing but watch it all play out with tears running down her face. When the hurt of losing her mom came rushing back she let out an agonizing scream.
"Holy shit Riley!"
Deadpool said as he covered his ears while sitting on the bed next to her. Riley shot up from lying position and was sweating all over. Deadpool grabbed her shoulders and gently shook her.
"Are you okay? Must have been some nightmare."
Riley wiped the tears from her cheek and wiped the hair that was sticking to her from her face.
"Where am I? What happened?"
Riley looked around and found herself in a bedroom she hadn't seen before. A stuffed unicorn was staring at her from a nightstand.
"Well you passed out at the X-Mansion, so I decided to kidnap you and force you to be my personal sex slave." He said dead serious without missing a beat.
Riley glared at him for a moment because her dream still had her shaken up before she registered what he had just said and cracked a smirk.
"What makes you think you had to use force for that?"
Riley said as she grabbed him by his suit and swung him into the bed completely while moving with him so she ended on top of him. Her body wasn't completely ready for the motion though so she had to put her hands on his chest to steady her.
"Hey take it easy. You really pushed yourself today so you'll have to take it easy or Storm will roast me with a thunderstorm."
Riley's eyes widened as she suddenly remembered why she was weaker than normal in the first place.
"Oh my god, the students. I didn't get to heal them all. We have to go back."
Riley said as she made a move to get off Deadpool. He wasn't having it though and grabbed her by the hips and put her back on his body.
"Oh no nurse Riley. You're not going anywhere. Storm told me to take care of you so I'm the nurse now."
Riley raised her eyebrow at him and laughed.
"Okay then Nurse Deadpool. What's my treatment?" Riley said as she slowly moved her hips on his lower body.
"I'm thinking a shot of vitamin D. Vitamin D being my dick." He said as he pressed her down more on his lower region so she could feel his erection.
"I'm more in need of a sponge bath though. That nightmare had me sweating like crazy."
Deadpool turned her over without warning so he was lying on top of her between her legs. He was really starting to regret that he didn't take his suit of the moment he got home as it was getting uncomfortably tight in some areas.
"How about I'll get you dirtier first before I clean you up?" Riley's cheeks turned pink as Deadpool whispered that in her ear.
"Take off the damn suit before I rip it off."
Riley said as she started tugging at his mask. He helped her take the mask off before he got off from the bed. No way was the suit coming off easy so he had to get on his feet for that. He also then realized that Riley had seen his face but not the rest of his scarred body.
"Are you sure you're ready to see all of this? I mean I know I'm devilishly sexy in the suit but are you sure you're ready to see what's underneath?"
Riley got up on her knees on the bed and moved to the edge of it. She threw her arms around his neck and looked him straight in his eyes.
"Get the suit off and fuck me senseless."
She said as she caught his lips in a passionate kiss. He grabbed her arms and pushed her back a little.
"Are you sure you're up for that? You did collapse before." Riley unclipped his belt and let it drop to the floor.
"You're right."
Riley said as she grabbed her sweater and pulled it over her head. She was still wearing the stripper bra and Deadpool wasted no time to let his eyes lock on her breasts.
Boobies!
She let her hands rest on his chest as she pressed her lips against his.
"So make love to me then, like a virgin on prom night."
Riley stretched out her body lazily and let out a yawn. A faint ray of sunlight was shining in her face as she slowly opened her eyes. Her head was resting on the bare chest of Wade Wilson. She gave a small smile when she noticed he was still fast asleep. Even though they had wanted to take it nice and slow last night there was no stopping them when they started. Riley was still tired and her body was sore but it had been totally worth it.
She lets out a sigh of content and started to trace the scars on his body with her fingers. Riley felt privileged because the man who was always hiding behind a mask or hoodie felt comfortable enough with her to be completely naked asleep with her. She slowly shifted her weight of him and moved to the edge of the bed to sit up. When she grabbed her thong from the floor she noticed it was ripped. Wade wasn't really a patient man when it came to taking clothes off. He nearly ripped off his own suit before Riley helped him out of it. She let out a soft giggle at the thought of Wade skipping on one leg to get the suit off.
She got up from the bed and moved over to the drawer. She had no idea where he kept all of his stuff so she decided to just go exploring. She found his boxers in the second drawer and she pulled one on. In the top drawer she had found some t-shirts so she opened it up again and grabbed the first one. It was too big on her of course, almost looking like a dress on her tiny frame. She glanced over at Wade who was still fast asleep or at least acted like he was still asleep. He was a trained mercenary so Riley knew he would still register her every move even if he wasn't completely aware of it.
She walked over to his bathroom and turned on the lights. His bathroom was far from clean but Riley really didn't know what else she would expect from a single guy that kills people for a living. When she wanted to take a look at herself in the mirror she found that Wade had covered up his entire mirror with playboy girls. She didn't know whether to laugh at it or find it sad because he probably did it because he didn't want to look at himself. She peeled one of the girls loose so she could at least have a small spot to look at herself.
That electrical girl she had to heal really did a number on her. Her eyes looked tired and bloodshot. She had bags under her eyes and her brown hair was mess. She never knew she was so weak against electricity but then again that girl was crazy strong and Riley was sure that kind of voltage would have knocked out an elephant herd. Riley grabbed Wade's toothbrush and brushed her teeth. She let the water run in the sink and splashed her face with some water.
When Riley walked back into the bedroom Wade was laying on the bed like Kate Winslet on the couch in titanic.
"Like what you see?" He hovered his hand above his body like those girls from TV who show off the prices in game shows.
Classy.
Are you trying to scare her away?
He made sure to make an extra circle around his morning wood that was on full display for Riley.
"You have no idea."
She said with a twinkle in her tired eyes and she jumped on the bed next to him. She snuggled her head on his chest as he threw his arm around her.
"You look good in my clothes." He said as he pressed a kiss on her forehead.
"I was kinda playing with the thought to put the suit on but after watching you try to take it off last night I passed."
Wade let out a loud low moan at the thought of Riley in his suit.
"Now that's a sight I'd wanna see."
He took her chin in his hand and planted a kiss on her.
"Minty." He said when he pulled back.
"Yeah I kinda used your toothbrush." She smirked while tracing his body with her hand.
"Anyways I'm hungry. How close is this place to the nearest Starbucks?"
Riley said as she got up from the bed leaving a disappointed Wade behind and moved to the window. She opened up the curtains to get a look at the street so she could see in what part of town she was.
"Oh this is only a few blocks from my apartment!"
She recognized the street since the Starbucks she always goes to is just around the corner. Wade had gotten off from the bed as well and had wrapped his arms around Riley while she was still looking out of the window. She let her head fall back against his chest as he started placing small kisses on her neck.
"Why don't you first take a shower with me and then I'll make us pancakes." Riley turned around with a surprised look on her face.
"You can make pancakes?" She asked as she put her arms around his neck.
"I'll make you the best one you ever had."
He said as he grabbed her legs and wrapped them around him so he could take her to the shower with him.
"Do I even wanna know about your playgirl posters?"
She said while pointing at them as Wade set her down on the floor and pulled his shirt off her.
"No you really don't."
He said with a smirk and turned the water on as he kept his eyes on her. Riley dropped the boxers she was wearing and smiled at the silly look on Wade his face.
"You can stop staring now, you know. It's not like I'm gonna disappear if you look away."
Wade stepped in the bathtub under the running water and held his hands out to Riley to help her get in as well.
"You're just so beautiful."
Riley gave a smirk before kissing Wade and turning them around so she would stand under the warm water stream instead of him.
"Hey no fair."
Wade said as Riley let the warm water flow over her body. She stuck her head under it so her wet hair was sticking to her.
"Let me make it up to you."
She said in her seductive voice and turned Wade under the stream as she grabbed his manhood between her hands. Wade let out a low moan at the sudden pressure around his morning wood.
"Oh I can get used to this." Wade said while he leaned back against the cold tiles for support.
After Riley had given him the best hand job ever Wade decided to leave the shower before her so he could get started on those pancakes.
So long unicorn?
Can we finally put it in the trash?
"No way! I'm attached to it."
Wade said as he opened up a cupboard that held several pancake mixes. As Wade started baking enough pancakes to last them a week, Riley was getting dressed in Wade his clothes again only this time along with the boxers and shirt, she also grabbed his grey sweatpants. She had to make a tight knot with the ropes in the waistband though otherwise it would fall off. She walked around his apartment looking at all the different nicknacks and plastic toys he had laying around. She saw a white cane against the wall and wondered why he would have a cane that blind people use.
"Why do you have a cane? Are you a hoarder?" She said in the direction of the kitchen where the smell of pancakes filled the air.
"Oh that's not mine. It belongs to my roommate. That's her spare one."
Riley popped her head into the kitchen with a surprised look on her face.
"You have a blind female roommate?" She said stepping into the kitchen and making her way to the counter next to Wade.
She hopped into the counter so she could sit while watching him make pancakes.
"Jealous?" Wade said with a raised eyebrow.
"Should I be?" She said while crossing her arms.
"I do think she has a crush on me." Wade said as he flipped over the pancake with a smirk.
I think she doesn't even like us that much.
She just needs us to pay the rent.
"And where is she now then?" Riley asked as Wade seemed distracted by his thoughts.
"Oh she is on a senior cruise in Florida." Riley looked confused and waited for Wade to explain.
"Yes she is an old lady but she is more badass than you and I combined."
He took the pancake out of the pan, flipped it into a plate and turned the stove off. He pointed to a dining table with two chairs.
"Let's eat!"
Riley hopped off the counter and sat down in one of the chairs. On the table was already another plate filled with like ten pancakes.
"How much do you think I eat?"
Riley said dumbfounded when Wade set down another plate of pancakes on the table.
"I dunno, like three or four. Why?"
He plopped into the chair across from her and started digging into his pile of pancakes.
"Because you made enough to feed the entire town."
Riley said laughing as she took a bite of her pancake. Wade was right. It was the best pancake she ever had. She looked up at him with a big smile.
"Told you it would be the best one you ever had." He said with a grin on his scarred face.
"Is that your phone going off?" Riley asked as she turned around in her chair to listen carefully.
"Oooh it might be Weasel with a new contract. Hooray for more money!"
Wade said excitingly as he skipped through his apartment to retrieve his phone.
"You've reached the mercenary for hire hotline. How may I assist you?"
Wade said in a telemarketing voice while walking back into the kitchen and stuffing a pancake in his mouth.
"Wade?" Weasel said with a bit of a nervous edge to his voice.
"Yes?" He replied with a serious tone as he put Weasel on speaker to let Riley in on the conversation.
He could tell something must be wrong for Weasel to act nervous.
"They took me by surprise man. I'm sorry."
They could hear Weasel being hit by someone as he took in a sharp breath.
"Tell him what we want!" Wade and Riley looked at each other as they heard an unknown man in the background.
"They have a gun to my head Wade. They want Riley or they are gonna kill me."
A/N: Wauw you guys! 103 followers?! This is amazing to me hahah. Your reviews have also been so incredibly kind and heartwarming!
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I hope you guys liked this chapter! I know it was a bit fluffy I guess but I'll try to put more action in the coming chapter :D
and by action I mean fighting hahaha :P
