Ask the Kirby characters 7
Xiania- well I have a rather unexpected break in homework this weekend so I have decided to put the next chapter up.
Sirica- isn't Warped Reflections on your list before this?
Xiania- SILENCE!
Blade- jeez
Xiania- *clears throat* anyway without any further interruptions I bring you Ask the Kirby Characters 7!
Meta- didn't you title the last chapter that?
Xiania- *backtracking* holy crap I guess I did
Sword- *Lol* fail
Xiania- oops my bad
Meta- and you gave me crap for forgetting a question
Galacta- *ninja poofs into the room and lands on Meta's head* I HAVE ARRIVED
Meta- *smacks Galacta* BAD GALACTA KNIGHT
Xiania- *confused* why did you tag on knight
Meta- Because it is a part of him name *derp*
Blade- but we never do that *uber-confused*
Sirica- yeah we haven't used full names since the first episode
Sword- yeah
Blade- we all have like long names otherwise
Meta- not that long Blade
Xiania- do you really want to say everyone's full name Meta
Meta- not really
Sirica- ok moving on then the first question is from Adenn66 and he said, First off, let me say you got it easy. Senior year is much harder...at least I think it will be. I'm still on summer vacation so I'm not sure how hard senior year will be. Anyway my dares, only two, Escargoon: I dare you to chase Dedede around with his mallet and get revenge for all the times he's attacked you. Triple D: You must be nice to all the Cappies for one week and do whatever they say (except for Tiff/Fumu since I hate her) I want you to execute her in a painful way like...Make her listen to Mike Kirby sing into a megaphone directly into her ear...or whatever she uses to hear.
Xiania- I do NOT have it easy. All of my classes are AP and honors and my math and English classes are at the senior level. And you are REALLY lucky to still be on summer vacation, I am kind of jealous I went back to school weeks ago.
Meta- stops arguing Xiania
Sirica- yeah
Xiania- you are not my parents don't tell me what to do
Escargoon- o-ok *steals the huge hammer and chases Dedederp with it while whacking him* SWEET JUSTICE!
Galacta- um ok *confused face*
Meta- since Dedede is busy I command the people here to stick Fumu in a room with mike Kirby for an hour *not that cruel and we can't kill people here*
*while Fumu is being stuck in a room with mike Kirby*
Xiania- hey do you people even have ears?
Joe- I do *stupid smile*
Sirica- um yeah
Meta- I guess
Kirby- *poofs in* Poyo?
Blade and Sword- yeah
Xiania- that was a really good question *pondering the meaning of the universe*
Dededumb- I WILL BE NICE IF YOU GET HIM AWAY FROM ME! *running from Escargoon*
Xiania- ok *snaps fingers and Escargoon stops*
Dedede- HOW DID YOU DO THAT
Xiania- awesomeness
Fumu- OH MY GOSH MY EARS THEY BLEED
Blade- *not giving a crap about Fumu* Next question
Galacta- *who has been strangely quite* the next question is from OyashiroMetaKnight and they said, Meta Knight, I dare you to kiss somebody.
Dedede, you have to dance.
Galacta Knight, act like a little girl.
Blade, what would you do if you were surrounded by a lot of delicious food?
Meta- SAY WHAT
Galacta- *snickering* ha ha ha ha ha in the face sucker
Meta- if you don't shut it I will kiss you
Galacta- *0.0 face* HELL NO I DON'T GO THAT WAY
Meta- I was kidding jeez
Dedede- *starts shuffling* LMFAO
Kirby- what the Poyo?! *super disturbed face*
Joe- what the duck?
Sirica- my burning eyes
Blade- *O.o*
Xiania- *O.o face too* ok Dedede stop
Dedederp- aww
Xiania- o-ok, Meta kiss someone who is NOT Galacta Knight
Meta- so Either Blade, Sirica, or you right
Xiania- preferably
Meta- ok *kisses Xiania on the forehead*
Xiania- um ok
Galacta- Omg girlfriend that is like so amazing for you we should go get our nails done together *non-existent hair flip*
Everyone- *O.o and O.O faces*
Meta- what the shiny
Sirica- ho-ly crap
Xiania- say WHAT
Blade- *deeply disturbed*
Sword- *clinging to Blade*
Dedede- whatthewananabannanas
Galacta- that was my dare *derp*
Everyone- oh
Blade- what does someone do when they are surrounded by delicious food?
Joe- pulls a Kirby
Blade- that too, I was going to say eat it
Joe- oh
Xiania- anyway the next question is from Guest
Galacta- BALLS NO
Xiania- *smacks* bad Galacta no, anyway, Guest said, Hey, this is a different guest.
Meta knight, I support the pairing of you and Kirby. I dare you to kiss Kirby.
Sirica, I dare you to go put on the fanciest dress that was ever made in the history of the world and for the rest of the session you shall be known as Girly Girl
Joe, random question: can you swim?
Kirby, you and MK are my favorite characters EVER! Why are you soooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute?
Someone plummet Fumu for me she acts childish
Xiania- so there are two guest's *uber-confused*
Blade- I guess
Meta- *O.O* hell no
Xiania- THY MUST
Galacta- why are you speaking in old English?
Xiania- why not?
Galacta- touché
Meta- why me?
Sirica- fuque *puts on SUPER frilly dress that kind of looks like Peach's*
Joe- *lolling at Sirica* yeah I can swim why?
Sirica- *starts beating up Joe* you deserve DEATH
Xiania- well ok then, Meta stop stalling and get it over will *shamelessly smacks a crying Fumu*
Meta- *kisses Kirby on the forehead* are you F***** happy now
Galacta- where's a camera when you need one
Xiania- ok moving along
Sword- ok next question is from marshchoco and they said, hello :] i got the most EPIC dare ›:] galacta and meta knight act like best friens for the rest of the chapter :] ok bye bye
Blade- what is this, make fun of Meta day?
Sword- I guess
Galacta- BALLS NO x2
Meta- why the hell do you people hate me?
Dedederp- Castle Trololololol
Kirby- *confused face*
Xiania- this is madness
Sword and Blade- *exchange looks* no this is SPARTA
Sirica- man you guys haven't said that in forever
Joe- yeah we were lacking in our Spartaness (?)
Sword- yeah it was getting a little sad
Galacta- yeah too true
Xiania- ok back to the important matters at hand
Blade- that was too important
Xiania- OTHER important matters like Meta and Galacta getting along
Galacta- are we fighting?
Xiania- well no
Meta- then we are getting along
Xiania- aren't you guys supposed to be f...
Meta- DON'T SAY THE F WORD
Blade- jeez
Girly Girl (Sorry I forgot XD)- the last question is from waffles and they said, well if you guys like waffles I dare you all to dress up like one also what is your favorite breakfast?
*Blade, Kirby and Joe dress up as waffles*
Sword- *lolling at Joe* I like bacon
Girly girl- *lolling at Blade* I like hash browns
Galacta- *lolling at Kirby* I like pancakes
Meta- *who is not amused* I like eggs
Joe- I like waffles
Blade- *glaring at Sirica with a kill you face* I like all food
Kirby- *happily oblivious* POYO
Xiania- we are fin
Joe- we are what?
Xiania- Finished dumbface
Joe- oh. You could have just said that to begin with
Meta- *facepalm* Joe
Marx- HOLA
Maglor- can I NOT be seen in public with you?
Everyone - what the hell who let you guys in?
