Ask the Kirby characters 7

Xiania- well I have a rather unexpected break in homework this weekend so I have decided to put the next chapter up.

Sirica- isn't Warped Reflections on your list before this?

Xiania- SILENCE!

Blade- jeez

Xiania- *clears throat* anyway without any further interruptions I bring you Ask the Kirby Characters 7!

Meta- didn't you title the last chapter that?

Xiania- *backtracking* holy crap I guess I did

Sword- *Lol* fail

Xiania- oops my bad

Meta- and you gave me crap for forgetting a question

Galacta- *ninja poofs into the room and lands on Meta's head* I HAVE ARRIVED

Meta- *smacks Galacta* BAD GALACTA KNIGHT

Xiania- *confused* why did you tag on knight

Meta- Because it is a part of him name *derp*

Blade- but we never do that *uber-confused*

Sirica- yeah we haven't used full names since the first episode

Sword- yeah

Blade- we all have like long names otherwise

Meta- not that long Blade

Xiania- do you really want to say everyone's full name Meta

Meta- not really

Sirica- ok moving on then the first question is from Adenn66 and he said, First off, let me say you got it easy. Senior year is much harder...at least I think it will be. I'm still on summer vacation so I'm not sure how hard senior year will be. Anyway my dares, only two,

Escargoon: I dare you to chase Dedede around with his mallet and get revenge for all the times he's attacked you.

Triple D: You must be nice to all the Cappies for one week and do whatever they say (except for Tiff/Fumu since I hate her) I want you to execute her in a painful way like...Make her listen to Mike Kirby sing into a megaphone directly into her ear...or whatever she uses to hear.

Xiania- I do NOT have it easy. All of my classes are AP and honors and my math and English classes are at the senior level. And you are REALLY lucky to still be on summer vacation, I am kind of jealous I went back to school weeks ago.

Meta- stops arguing Xiania

Sirica- yeah

Xiania- you are not my parents don't tell me what to do

Escargoon- o-ok *steals the huge hammer and chases Dedederp with it while whacking him* SWEET JUSTICE!

Galacta- um ok *confused face*

Meta- since Dedede is busy I command the people here to stick Fumu in a room with mike Kirby for an hour *not that cruel and we can't kill people here*

*while Fumu is being stuck in a room with mike Kirby*

Xiania- hey do you people even have ears?

Joe- I do *stupid smile*

Sirica- um yeah

Meta- I guess

Kirby- *poofs in* Poyo?

Blade and Sword- yeah

Xiania- that was a really good question *pondering the meaning of the universe*

Dededumb- I WILL BE NICE IF YOU GET HIM AWAY FROM ME! *running from Escargoon*

Xiania- ok *snaps fingers and Escargoon stops*

Dedede- HOW DID YOU DO THAT

Xiania- awesomeness

Fumu- OH MY GOSH MY EARS THEY BLEED

Blade- *not giving a crap about Fumu* Next question

Galacta- *who has been strangely quite* the next question is from OyashiroMetaKnight and they said, Meta Knight, I dare you to kiss somebody.
Dedede, you have to dance.
Galacta Knight, act like a little girl.
Blade, what would you do if you were surrounded by a lot of delicious food?

Meta- SAY WHAT

Galacta- *snickering* ha ha ha ha ha in the face sucker

Meta- if you don't shut it I will kiss you

Galacta- *0.0 face* HELL NO I DON'T GO THAT WAY

Meta- I was kidding jeez

Dedede- *starts shuffling* LMFAO

Kirby- what the Poyo?! *super disturbed face*

Joe- what the duck?

Sirica- my burning eyes

Blade- *O.o*

Xiania- *O.o face too* ok Dedede stop

Dedederp- aww

Xiania- o-ok, Meta kiss someone who is NOT Galacta Knight

Meta- so Either Blade, Sirica, or you right

Xiania- preferably

Meta- ok *kisses Xiania on the forehead*

Xiania- um ok

Galacta- Omg girlfriend that is like so amazing for you we should go get our nails done together *non-existent hair flip*

Everyone- *O.o and O.O faces*

Meta- what the shiny

Sirica- ho-ly crap

Xiania- say WHAT

Blade- *deeply disturbed*

Sword- *clinging to Blade*

Dedede- whatthewananabannanas

Galacta- that was my dare *derp*

Everyone- oh

Blade- what does someone do when they are surrounded by delicious food?

Joe- pulls a Kirby

Blade- that too, I was going to say eat it

Joe- oh

Xiania- anyway the next question is from Guest

Galacta- BALLS NO

Xiania- *smacks* bad Galacta no, anyway, Guest said, Hey, this is a different guest.
Meta knight, I support the pairing of you and Kirby. I dare you to kiss Kirby.
Sirica, I dare you to go put on the fanciest dress that was ever made in the history of the world and for the rest of the session you shall be known as Girly Girl
Joe, random question: can you swim?
Kirby, you and MK are my favorite characters EVER! Why are you soooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute?
Someone plummet Fumu for me she acts childish

Xiania- so there are two guest's *uber-confused*

Blade- I guess

Meta- *O.O* hell no

Xiania- THY MUST

Galacta- why are you speaking in old English?

Xiania- why not?

Galacta- touché

Meta- why me?

Sirica- fuque *puts on SUPER frilly dress that kind of looks like Peach's*

Joe- *lolling at Sirica* yeah I can swim why?

Sirica- *starts beating up Joe* you deserve DEATH

Xiania- well ok then, Meta stop stalling and get it over will *shamelessly smacks a crying Fumu*

Meta- *kisses Kirby on the forehead* are you F***** happy now

Galacta- where's a camera when you need one

Xiania- ok moving along

Sword- ok next question is from marshchoco and they said, hello :] i got the most EPIC dare ›:] galacta and meta knight act like best friens for the rest of the chapter :] ok bye bye

Blade- what is this, make fun of Meta day?

Sword- I guess

Galacta- BALLS NO x2

Meta- why the hell do you people hate me?

Dedederp- Castle Trololololol

Kirby- *confused face*

Xiania- this is madness

Sword and Blade- *exchange looks* no this is SPARTA

Sirica- man you guys haven't said that in forever

Joe- yeah we were lacking in our Spartaness (?)

Sword- yeah it was getting a little sad

Galacta- yeah too true

Xiania- ok back to the important matters at hand

Blade- that was too important

Xiania- OTHER important matters like Meta and Galacta getting along

Galacta- are we fighting?

Xiania- well no

Meta- then we are getting along

Xiania- aren't you guys supposed to be f...

Meta- DON'T SAY THE F WORD

Blade- jeez

Girly Girl (Sorry I forgot XD)- the last question is from waffles and they said, well if you guys like waffles I dare you all to dress up like one also what is your favorite breakfast?

*Blade, Kirby and Joe dress up as waffles*

Sword- *lolling at Joe* I like bacon

Girly girl- *lolling at Blade* I like hash browns

Galacta- *lolling at Kirby* I like pancakes

Meta- *who is not amused* I like eggs

Joe- I like waffles

Blade- *glaring at Sirica with a kill you face* I like all food

Kirby- *happily oblivious* POYO

Xiania- we are fin

Joe- we are what?

Xiania- Finished dumbface

Joe- oh. You could have just said that to begin with

Meta- *facepalm* Joe

Marx- HOLA

Maglor- can I NOT be seen in public with you?

Everyone - what the hell who let you guys in?