Alright last week we learned who will be in the chamber match. Let's see how it goes this time.
"Know Your Enemy" by Green Day plays as an intro to the Friday Night Program. Fireworks go off on top of the titantron.
"Welcome to the Friday Night Program." BB says, "Tonight is probably gonna be a really great night."
"Yes indeed." Squidward says, "We learned the five men who will enter the chamber match with Cartman and I can't wait to see how the champ reacts."
"Yep what a night we have in store." BB says.
("Awake and Alive" by Skillet plays)
The crowd cheers as Naruto comes to the ring with a smile on his face.
"Hear comes Naruto." BB says.
"We will here from him now." Squidward adds.
Naruto takes a mic and begins to talk: "Well I am going to be in the chamber match. I am as excited as you guys are that I have a chance to win the title for the fifth time! I am ready for the match. Cartman is just a guy who thinks he's better than everyone else. Well he will learn that he is not in two weeks."
The crowd cheers loudly.
"Yeah he will learn his lesson." Naruto says, "The other guys are great wrestlers. Spongebob, Timmy, Jimmy, and Roger. Those guys will put up a fight at Final Stand and I plan to come out on top. I have a history with some of them. Like when I faced Spongebob at Ultimania 2!"
"I loved that match." BB says.
"I've did quite a lot here and I plan to do a lot more." Naruto continues, "This is gonna be great we are headed to the tenth Ultimania and I for one can't wait to be there. I hope I can have a great match."
"Hey Ninja boy!"
Naruto turns to see Cartman on the entrance ramp.
"You think you're better than me?" Cartman asked, "Well you're not I am the best there is around here and all of you know it. I'm the guy these people pay to see not someone like you. Who do you think you are anyway?"
"Who am I?" Naruto asked, "I was the first ever UCW Champion! Not only that but I've one it more than anyone who has ever wrestled for this company! I'm not saying I'm above everyone else but I'm saying that's how it is!"
"Let's go Naruto!" The crowd chanted.
"You hear that Cartman?" Naruto asked, "Thats what people do when the actually like you. None of us like you and we don't want you as the champion.
"Well you have to deal with it." Cartman says, "I will beat you and those four other losers at the chamber and I will show you all why I am the champion."
The crowd boos.
"Yeah well I will show you who's boss and take that title from your fat waste!" Naruto says.
The crowd cheers and Cartman is angry.
"You know what?!" Cartman yelled, "How about you and me tonight?!
"You're on!" Naruto replied.
The crowd cheers loudly.
"I will kick the crap out of you all over that ring tonight." Cartman says and drops the mic and walks backstage.
"This is gonna be great!" BB says.
"What a match!" Squidward adds.
Naruto poses as the crowd cheers.
Camera switches to Timmy walking backstage. He runs into Danny.
"Hey Danny, have you seen Jimmy anywhere?" Timmy asked.
"Nah sorry Tim." Danny replied, "But I have business to take care off so I'll see you later."
Danny walks away. Timmy looks at him and he gets attacked from behind. Jimmy is standing above him.
"Sorry Turner but I don't have time for you're little game." Jimmy says, "I've got a world title to take back."
Jimmy walks away as Timmy just lies on the floor.
After Commercials the camera switches back to the ring.
("Hero" by Skillet plays)
"This match is set for one fall, introducing first, from Bikini Bottom, Patrick Star!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers.
"Patrick is ready for this match." BB says.
"I don't know if he'll be able to win." Squidward says.
("Let it Roll" by Divide the Day plays)
"And his opponent, from the Ghost Zone, Skulker!" Jerry says as the crowd boos.
"This guy is just brutal." BB says.
"He lost to Jake Long at the Rumble." Squidward replied, "He might redeem himself tonight."
Patrick and Skulker have a staredown as the match starts. Skulker then punches Patrick on the face and punches him all the way to the corner. Skulker then tries to throw him put Patrick counters with a DDT and pin. "1...2...Skulker kicks out. Patrick then picks up Skulker and slams him on the mat. Patrick then positions for a PatChop but then Skulker hits the spear and goes for the pin. "1...2...Patrick kicks out. Skulker then hits another spear on Patrick and drags him to the corner. Skulker gets on the turnbuckle and jumps but Patrick rolls over causing Skulker to fall on himself.
"This is a great match." BB says.
"Both are giving it a lot." Squidward adss.
Patrick then picks Skulker up and hits him with a powerbomb and goes for the pin. "1...2...Skulker kicks out. Patrick then goes for another move until Skulker clotheslines him. Skulker then stomps on Patrick and picks him up and hits a backbreaker and pins him. "1...2...Patrick kicks out. Skulker then grabs Patrick up he gets punched and Patrick hits a spear on him and goes for another pin. "1...2...Skulker kicks out. Patrick then hits another spear on Skulker.
"This match is gonna go back and forth." BB says.
"I am hoping for Skulker." Squidward replied.
Patrick then goes for the pin. "1...2...Skulker kicks out. Patrick then picks Skulker up for another move but Skulker counters with a DDT and then hits Patrick with a chokeslam and pins him. "1...2...Patrick kicks out. Patrick then gets up and punches Skulker in the face and the positions for a PatChop until Zim runs to the ring and distracts the red. Patrick gets up and punches Zim and Skulker hits the Skulker Buster and pins Patrick. "1...2...3!"
"Here is your winner, Skulker!" Jerry says.
"Zim cost Patrick the match!" BB says.
"Skulker came out on top." Squidward says.
Skulker then leaves and Zim gets in the ring and stomps on Patrick. The crowd boos as Zim starts to taunt and then he turns and gets a PatChop.
"Looks like Patrick got revenge." BB says.
Patrick poses as the crowd cheers.
Camera switches to ND in his office and Danny and Bart come up to him.
"Hey ND," Bart says, "Listen Duncan and Muscle Man cost us our matches like week and we want payback."
"Yeah they must be stopped." Danny adds.
"Guys I do have an idea." ND says.
"What might that be?" Bart asked.
"At Final Stand you two will face Duncan and Muscle Man," ND says, "And the winners of that tag match will face the winners of the tag title match at Ultimaina."
"Sounds great." Bart says.
"Yeah thanks." Danny says.
"No problem." ND replied.
Danny and Bart leave.
Camera switches back to the ring.
("Break" by Three Days Grace plays)
The crowd cheers as Stan comes to the ring.
"Stan is hear to talk about this match with Eddy at Final Stand." BB says.
"This should be good." Squidward adds.
Stan takes a microphone.
"Here we go." BB says.
"As you guys know I will be facing the Rumble winner, Eddy at Final Stand." Stan says, "So I would like to say that I'm proud to be facing this guy. He has done a lot here on UCW. He has been the world champ two times. I mine self have only been the champion once."
"Is Stan jealous?" BB asked.
"It looks like it." Squidward replied.
"Look I feel that I could win the title again," Stan says, "I feel that I should be given the opportunity to get the title again."
The crowd cheers.
"So Eddy, When you and I face off I'm begging you too. Allow me get added to the title match." Stan says.
("Line in the Sand" by Motörhead plays)
The crowd cheers as Kyle comes to the ring.
"What does he want?" BB asked.
"Let's find out." Squidward replied.
Kyle comes into the ring and takes a mic.
"What are you doing Kyle?" Stan asked
"Stan don't do this." Kyle says, "I know what you're doing and it's not gonna work."
"What do you mean?" Stan asked.
"You know what I mean." Kyle says, "You only wanted to face Eddy so you can some how get him to put his title opportunity on the line. Don't be like that Stan just have a good match and be done with it. Don't try and take the guys match away."
"This doesn't concern you dude." Stan replied, "I have been the world champion before and I want another opportunity at it. I want to become champion again dude."
"This is not the way." Kyle said.
("Burn in My Light" by Mercy Drive plays)
The crowd cheers loudly as Eddy comes to the ring.
"Here's the rumble winner." BB says.
"This could get ugly." Squidward adds.
Eddy comes in the ring and takes a mic.
"EDDY! EDDY! EDDY!" The crowd cheered.
"Okay Stan so you want a shot at my spot at Ultimania?" Eddy asked
"Yes I want another chance at the gold." Stan replied.
"Well I don't really want to put my shot on the line," Eddy says, "Your buddy's right we can have a good match."
"But I want a tittle shot!" Stan yelled, "Come on give me this dude! I deserve it. I need this more then you do. Come on. Please?"
"Stan don't do this." Kyle says.
"This is between me and him, Kyle!" Stan yelled.
"Listen Stan," Kyle replied, "You need too...
Stan punches Kyle in the face and starts beating up in him and Eddy gets Stan off of Kyle.
"What has gotten into Stan?" BB asked in shock.
Stan then punches Eddy and tries to punch him again but this time Eddy dodges and hits him with the CashDrop.
"This is crazy!' BB yelled.
"Looks like Eddy stands in top." Squidward says.
Eddy poses as Stan is lying on the mat.
After Commercials camera switches back to the ring.
("Paparazzi" by Jim Johnson plays)
The crowd cheers as Jenny comes out.
"It's the number one contender to the Women's title." BB says
"What does she want?" Squidward asked.
Jenny takes a mic and starts to talk: "Well I'm the number one contender. I'm here in this ring right now because I heard that Mandy wanted to talk to me so Mandy let's get this over with."
"Mandy wanted to talk to her?" BB asked.
"Well this could get interesting." Squidward says.
("Taking Over Me" by Evanescence plays)
Mandy comes out on the entrance ramp.
"Hello Jenny." Mandy says.
"What do you want?" Jenny asked.
"I called you out here because I arranged a match for you tonight." Mandy says, "Do you accept?"
"Bring it on!" Jenny yells as the crowd cheers.
"Okay here is your opponent," Mandy says, "She's an old friend of yours."
("Spin the Bottle" by Ashley Jana plays)
The crowd boos as Misty comes to the ring.
"Misty is in the UCW?!" BB asked in shock.
"I can't believe it!" Squidward says.
Jenny and Misty have a stare down as the bell rings. The grapple each other and Msity puts Jenny in the headlock but Jenny soon escapes it. Jenny whips Misty and hits her with a DDT and pins her. "1...2...Misty kicks out. Jenny then picks up Misty but then Misty punches her in the face and hits her with a spear and then pins her. "1...2...Kenny kicks out. Misty then does a heel kick on Jenny and does a dive from the turnbuckle and pins her. "1...2...Jenny kicks out.
"These two really wanna destroy each other." BB says.
"Misty is impressive in her debut in UCW." Squidward says.
Jenny the punches Misty in the face and gives her a clothesline. Jenny then hits a elbow from the turnbuckle and pins Misty. "1...2...Misty kicks out. Mandy then comes to the ring and tries to distract the ref but then Jenny punches her and she falls down and Misty the hits another spear from behind and pins Jenny. "1...2...Jenny kicks out. Misty then takes Jenny and hits her with another DDT and pins her. "1...2...Jenny kicks out. Misty is looking mad now.
"This is getting tense." BB says.
"Let's see who can win." Squidward added.
Jenny then gets up and punches Misty and whips her to the corner and starts punching her from there again. Jenny then hits a dropkicks on Misty and pins her. "1...2...Misty kicks out. Jenny then tries from another move but Misty spits on her and hits a DDT and goes for the pin. "1..2...Jenny kicks out. Misty then tries for a clothesline but Jenny dropkicks her again and goes to the turnbuckle and hits the XJ9 Flyer and pins Misty. "1...2...3!
"Here is your winner, Jenny XJ9!" Jerry says as the crowd cheered.
"Jenny won it!" BB says.
"What a impressive match." Squidward replied.
Camera switches to backstage Spongebob comes out of the locker room and Jimmy comes up to him.
"What do you want?" Spongebob asked.
"Well seeing as that you're in the chamber match I figured I should just let you know that I will be walking out of there with my title." Jimmy replied.
"I won't let you walk out of there with it." Spongebob says.
"I showed Turner earlier tonight that no one can stop me." Jimmy replied, "That includes you."
"Jimmy, you should be ashamed." Spongebob says, "Timmy was only trying to help you and that's how you repay him?"
"That's what happens when you try to tell me what to do." Jimmy says and walks away as Spongebob looked at him in disgust.
The camera switches back to the ring.
(American Dragon: Jake Long theme plays)
"This match is set for one fall and it is for the UCW United States Championship, Introducing first, from New York, New York, Jake Long!" Jerry says as the crowd cheered.
"Jake could become champ right here." BB says.
"He doesn't stand a chance." Squidward replied
("Sell Your Soul" by Hollywood Undead plays)
"And his opponent, accompanied by Omi, from South Park, Colorado, He is the United States Champion, Kenny McCormick!" Jerry says as the crowd booed.
"Kenny is the champ and ready for this." BB says.
"He will beat Jake." Squidward replied.
Kenny and Jake have a staredown. Kenny punches Jake in the face and whips him yo the corner and starts punching him there. Jake punches him and kicks him away from him. Jake then goes for the Dragon DDT but Kenny counters by throwing him backwards. Kenny then hits Jake with an elbow an goes for the pin. "1...2...Jake kicks out. Kenny then goes on the turnbuckle but Jake grabs him and punches him and hits a brain ulster and pins Kenny. "1...2...Kenny kicks out. Jake then grabs Kenny and tries another move but Kenny punches him and hits a DDT and pins him. "1...2...Jake kicks out. Kenny then hits Jake with a dropkick.
"Both men want this." BB says.
"Kenny will take him down." Squidward said.
Kenny the goes on the turnbuckle and hits Jake with an elbow from there and goes for the pin. "1...2...Jake kicks out. Kenny then takes Jake and tries to go for a DDT but Jake throws him backwards. Jake then dropkicks Kenny and then goes on the turnbuckle and jumps from it and pins Kenny. "1...2...Kenny kicks out. Jake then signals for the Dragon DDT but Kenny rolls out of the ring and Jake follows him and punches him and Kenny punches Jake back and pokes him in the eye and throws him back in the ring and hits a Ken Cutter and pins him. "1...2...Jake kicks out.
"This match is close." BB says.
"But only one can win." Squidward adds.
Jake then gets up and dropkicks Kenny again and goes for the pin. "1...2...Kenny kicks out. Kenny the kicks Jake in the face and gets up and then tries to do a move from the turnbuckle but Jake rolls over and Kenny falls. Jake then picks up Kenny and hits the back breaker and pins him again. "1...2...Kenny kicks out. Jake then signals for the Dragon DDT but Omi then distracts him as the ref tries to stop him. Kenny then hits Jake with a chair as the ref is distracted and throws the chair out and hits a Ken Cutter and pins Jake. "1...2...3!"
"Here is your winner and still the United States Champion, Kenny McCormick!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers.
"Kenny cheated with the help of Omi." BB says.
"And he is still the champion." Squidward says.
Kenny then tells Omi to get a chair and he comes back into the ring and gives Kenny the chair and Kenny then starts hitting Jake with it.
"Come on Kenny, Enough's enough!" BB says.
"This is a message to the Eds." Squidward says.
Ed and Double D run to the ring and Omi runs out of the ring and charges at them only to get a spear from Ed. Double D then goes into the ring and Kenny hits him with a chair. Ed then hits a clothesline on Kenny. Omi the jumps on Ed's back and Ed tries to get him off but Kenny hits him with a chair but Double D attacks Kenny and throws him out of the ring and Ed hits a powerbomb on Omi and he rolls out.
"The Eds sending a message!" BB says.
Ed and Double D celebrate in the ring as Kenny looks at them angry.
After commercials camera switches to Duncan walking backstage and Danny comes up to him.
"So what's the reason?" Danny asked.
"What are you talking about?" Duncan asked.
"Why did you and Muscle loser come and attack me and Bart in our matches last week?" Danny asked again.
"Because neither of you two dweeps deserve to be champion and me and Muscle Man both know it." Duncan replied.
"Oh yeah?" Danny asked, "Well at least we held that title ever since you two got in this company you haven't won a single title."
"I'm a future champion, Phantom." Duncan said, "Those tag titles are as good as ours and then I will eventually gone on to hold the big title."
"You guys won't win lose titles at Ultimania." Danny replied, "Because me and the Bartman will but first we have to get you two out of the way."
"You and the Fartman aren't getting anything. Got that?" Duncan says, "You're old news and so is he. Me and Muscle Man are gonna win those titles and prove that we are the champions of the future and there's nothing you can do about it."
"Future champions?" Danny asked, "I doubt it. That title will be one by someone who deserves it. You two are just bullies who don't deserve it."
"Don't deserve it?"
Muscle Man came up.
"Me and Duncan are gonna win those titles." Muscle Man says, "Now you can say that you and that yellow loser will win all you want but the fact is that you guys are no better than we are. We are the best wrestlers here."
Bart then comes up.
"Of your the best wrestlers than how come one of you isn't holding the world title?" Bart asked.
"We will show you two." Duncan replied.
"That doesn't really answer my question." Bart says.
"Oh yeah?" Muscle Man asked.
"Yeah." Bart replied.
"Well this will!" Muscle Man says and punches Bart and Danny starts brawling with Duncan. Bart punches Muscle Man and now all four are brawling and security comes and spits them up.
Camera switched to Naruto in his locker room and Spongebob comes to him.
"Hey." Spongebob says.
"What's up?" Naruto replied.
"Listen you have to beat Cartman tonight to shut him up." Spongebob says.
"That's what I'm planning on doing." Naruto said.
"Well we have to make sure that neither Cartman, Jimmy, or Roger walk put as champion. It doesn't matter who it is as long as it's not one of them." Spongebob replied.
"Right." Naruto says, "Now I've got a match."
Naruto leaves as Spongebob looks at him.
Camera switches back to the ring.
("I Don't Care" by Apocalytica plays)
"This match is set for one fall, introducing first, from South Park, Colorado, He is the UCW Champion, Eric Cartman!" Jerry says as the crowd booed.
"Cartman doesn't deserve that title." BB says.
"What are you taking about?" Squidward asked, "He's a great champion."
("Awake and Alive" by Skillet plays)
"And his opponent, from the Hidden Leaf Village, Naruto Uzumaki!" Jerry says as the crowd cheered.
"Naruto has held that title four times." BB says.
"Could he hold it a fifth time after the chamber?" Squidward asked.
Naruto and Cartman have a staredown. Cartman then pushes Naruto and then Naruto punches him and they start brawling. Naruto whips Cartman to the corner and throws multiple punches at him. Cartman then punches Naruto and hits a DDT and goes for the pin. "1...2...Naruto kicks out. Cartman then goes for another DDT but Naruto counters with a whip and he hits a dropkick. Naruto then does an elbow from the turnbuckle and pins Cartman. "1...2...Cartman kicks out. Naruto then picks Cartman up and hits a backbreaker. Cartman the rolls out of the rig and Naruto chases him and he goes back in the ring and Naruto runs in and Cartman hits a spear and pins him. "1...2...Naruto kicks out.
"Naruto might finally shut him up." BB says.
"I doubt it." Squidward replied.
Cartman then tries to go on the turnbuckle but Naruto punches him and he whips Cartman to the other corner and punches hum multiple times. Naruto then hits a DDT on Cartman and pins him. "1...2...Cartman kicks out. Naruto the picks Cartman up but Cartman counters with a DDT and then clotheslines Naruto and then goes the pin. "1...2...Naruto kicks out. Cartman then goes for the spear but Naruto DDT's him again and then signals for the Cursed Seal when Roger runs out and attacks Naruto. The bell rings.
"Here is your winner by disqualification, Naruto Uzumaki!" Jerry says as the crowd cheers.
"Oh no! Cartman and Roger are beating on Naruto!" BB yells.
Cartman and Roger start stomping on Naruto as the crowd boos. Cartman then tells Roger to go get a chair and he does. Spongebob runs out and Roger tries to hit him with a chair by Spongebob spears him. Spongebob then tries to come to the ring when Jimmy runs from the crowd and attacks him. Jimmy and Roger then roll Spongebob into the ring. Timmy then runs out and attacks them. Spongebob and Naruto get up and start helping him out. They are all brawling. Naruto with Cartman, Spongebob with Roger, and Timmy with Jimmy.
"It's an all out brawl here!" BB says.
"Yeah!" Squidward says.
ND then comes out on the entrance ramp.
"Okay guys here's what we're gonna do." ND says, "Next week you six will be in a six man tag match!"
The crowd cheers as ND heads backstage.
"What a big match." BB says.
The six look at each other and Cartman holds the title up as the show draws to a close.
Results
Skulker def. Patrick Star
Jenny XJ9 def. Misty
United States Championship: Kenny McCormick (c) def. Jake Long
Naruto Uzumaki def. Eric Cartman (DQ)
Card for Final Stand
Elimination Chamber, UCW World Title: Eric Cartman (c) vs. Timmy Turner vs. Roger Smith vs. Spongebob Sqaurepants vs. Jimmy Neutron vs. Naruto Uzumaki
UCW Tag Team Championship: The Erupting Eds (c) vs. Kenny McCormick & Omi
Eddy vs. Stan Marsh
UCW Women's Championship: Mandy (c) vs. Jenny XJ9
#1 Contenders Match: Danny Phantom & Bart Simpson vs. Duncan & Muscle Man
Sorry for the long wait. But I'm here now. Anyway six man tag next week.
