Co: Well, good, cuz neither do I!
Marlene: Why are you two arguing?
Fey: We? (shrugs) We're not arguing... just talking...
Co: Actually, Fey and I talked about-
Fey: (throws Waffles) Go fetch the waffles, Co.
Co: WAFFLES! (runs after them.)
Marlene: Ok...
Fey: ...and welcome to Marlene's Q A show, where you can ask Marlene any questions that you want.
Marlene: I'd rather ask you some questions...
Fey: Believe me, Marlene, we all do... so, heeeeeeeeeeere are the reviewers!
Marlene: Oh, and by the way, we've managed to keep the guys out this time... (looks at barricaded door and angry shouting.) I wonder why they want to be in this thing, anyway.
Fey: Oh, just so they can show off their "machoness."
Marlene: Sure...
Fey: Well, it's a nice afternoon... just doing girl stuff. Marlene and Lea were playing this card game right now, Rose tried to wake Karenkook up, me and Co were arguing, and ml99.8 is talking on her phone.
ml99.8(on the phone): yes I know you wanted me to be your test subject!
phone voice: double agent 99.8 where exactly did you go ARE YOU A TRIPLE AGENT!
ml99.8: no I have double agent 90210.6 as my witness phone voice: really let me talk to him Karenkook: *yawns* Man, I'm tired.
Rose: How long did you sleep?
Karenkook: I think about 7, 8 hours.
Lea: (looking up from her cards.) Ummm... How tired are you?
Karenkook: I'll give you a hint. I'M EATING THE LAST PIE IN THE ICE CUBE TREEHOUSE! XD Rose: So you're THAT tired. *sarcastically* Oh joy.
Fey: What? Is that bad?
Karenkook: *pokes Fey repeatedly* Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Whatcha doing? Can I have pie? No, not apple pie, or any other kind of those pies, I want PIZZA PIE!
Fey: o.O Rose: This lasts for a day. When she gets a major headache, that means she's slowing down. It ends once she falls asleep.
Voice from Loudspeakers: Heads up, soldiers.
Girls: (stop activites and look around.)
Marlene: SKIPPAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Voice from Loudspeakers: We have built in a camera and a microphone into your cave, Marlene. We can hear you.
Marlene: o.O BUT WE SLEEP IN HERE!
Fey: How can you do that to Marlene?
Voice from Loudspeakers: And to you, too, don't forget.
Fey: -.- I was hoping you hadn't notice that I live here.. yet.
Voice from Loudspeakers: Yeah, we did... unfortunatley.
Fey: But doesn't Marlene's snoring distrub you?
Voice from Loudspeakers: (Private) Skippah always turns it on, when he can't sleep... *slap* Ouch, Skippah! (Skipper) Never mind what the Private is saying.
Marlene and Fey: -.-
Voice from Loudspeakers: I have my eye on you!
Fey: (thinking.) Skipper?
Voice from Loudspeakers: Yes?
Fey: (whispering to girls) Ok, so he can hear us, but I wonder if they really do see us?
Voice from Loudspeakers: Why are you whispering?
Fey: (puts a finger to her mouth) Girls: ...
Voice from Loudspeakers: Hello?
Girls: (supress giggles.)
Voice from Loudspeakers: (turning to others voices behind it.) Uh, they're not saying anything. Kowalski, analysis.
Voice from Loudspeaker: (Kowalski) Either they all fainted, like females are fond of doing, they've been eaten, (Private) GASP!, (Kowalski) or they've noticed that we don't have a camera on them...
Fey: HAHAHAHA! YES, I'm so smart!
Everyone else: -.-
Fey: Oh, sorry.
Voice from Loudspeaker: (Skipper) Dammmit. We're going to get in now. Go for cover. Ready, Rico?
Girls: o.O Uh...
KA-BOOMMMMM...
Marlene: So.. the guys are back.
Skipper: Missed me?
Girls: NO!
ml99.8: Look here, I have double agent 90210.6 as my witness phone voice: really let me talk to him ml99.8: here Bob Skipper: Bob? A chicken?
Bob(now on phone): okay big boss dude TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT BEFORE I TEST YOUR OWN MACHINE ON YOU!
phone voice: ah so it is you where was ml99.8 yesterday?
Bob: she had to sing a song, blowing stuff up while Erik and I made chicken...
phone voice: where exactly did this happen...?
ml99.8 grabs phone ml99.8: IN YOUR PANTS!
Kowalski: o.O Fey: Kowalski, she didn't mean that as a fact.
Kowalski: But she said in your pants?
Fey: Don't worry, it's just an expression.
phone voice: agent get down here we still need you for testing Karenkook: *running around the room* I'M DAFFY DUCK! No, wait, IM SPEEDY! WOO-HOO! *continues running until I accidently knock Kowalski down.* Sorry. *stands up and Rose restrains me*
Phone voice: Agent? Hello, double agent?
Lea: I guess I'll ask the questions. Marlene, how was-
Karenkook: *breaks free of Rose's hold* IM A SQUIRREL! YAHOO! *continues running*
Private: But how's she a squirrel? I don't see the point of that...
Rico: Uh... I dun know. (shrugs)
Rose: Ugh! Continue Lea, while I try to catch her.
Lea: Marlene, how was your first day here?
Marlene: Well, it was good getting to know my neighbors. They were a little hostile at first, apparently, I was the first girl since a long time.
Karenkook: IMMA BANANANA! *jumps around*
Rose: Almost have her. *tries to grab Karenkook but misses*
Marlene: So much for the nice and quiet GIRL time... (sighs.)
Co-*Watching Erik and Skipper argue, while sitting down*
Erik-I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME ERIKA~...Where is Co?
Co-Right here.
Everybody-*Jumps* YOU WERE QUIET THE WHOLE TIME?
Co-Yelp.
Erik-...
Kowalski: (grins)
Co-DARE TIME! *Jumping up*
Erik-That's the Co I know.
Skipper: Hold it. What do you mean, dare time?
Fey: Yeah, Co was a little slow with her dares, so I granted her the privilege of torturing you guys. (evil smile.)
ml99.8: I'm busy can't this wait? test it on something else phone voice: NO YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO WE CAN FINISH THE PLAN WITHOUT!
ml99.8: I feel loved...
Co: Skipper-I dare YOU to not be mean to Ring Tail...Unless i say so.
Skipper: What?
Fey: Aww that's cute. Karenkook?
Karenkook: Ok! (poofs up Julien.)
Julien: Skipper! (runs over and sits on his head.)
Co: Like, you're not allowed to shake him off. :D Skipper: Darn it!
Co: (nervous.) Kowalski-I dare you to kiss me (Co).
Kowalski, Skipper, and Fey: What?
Co: I dare Kowalski to kiss me.
Fey: No, he's mine!
Co: Lol, it's a dare.
Skipper: It's a girl dare. -.-
Marlene: Welcome to Marlene's Q A show, where no boys are allowed.
Skipper: I get it. Go on, Kowalksi.
Kowalski steps up to Co, so that you can only see his back. Then they kiss, and Fey is so jealous!, anyway, they kiss and Co puts her arms around his neck.
Fey;: (steps between them.) Thank you, but that was long enough.
Marlene: And that was the very first kiss in this show. Skipper, why weren't we first?
Skipper: (shrugs.) Co-*Snuggles up to Kowalski* It's cold in this cave.
Fey: Co!
Kowalski: Don't worry, Fey.
Fey: Me? Worry? (voice gets higher.) No, sir. I'm not worrying. I'm going off.
Kowalski: Where to?
Fey: In the corner. To pout. Erik-*Roll eyes at Co.*
Karenkook: And now, for a song. This at first appeared as a moral dilliema 'Cause at first it was weird how I swore To eliminate the worst of the plague That devoured humanity It's true, I was vague on the how so how can it be that you've shown me the light.
Skipper: What the heck?
Rose: This will continue for a while. I can just feel it.
Lea: Well, at least her energy will drain by this.
Marlene: How long do you think it will take?
Karenkook: It's a brand new day And the sun is high All the birds are singing that you're gonna die How I hesitated now I wonder why It's a brand new day. *spins around*
All the times that you beat me unconscious I'll forgive All the crimes incomplete listen honestly I'll live Mr. Cool, Mr. Right, Mr. Know-It-All is through Now my future's so bright and I owe it all to you Who showed me the light.
Lea: *whispering to Rose* Do you know when this ends?
Rose: *whispers back* after the part about Penny.
phone voice from ml99.8 phone: get down here it will only take a few seconds then you can go back to wherever you are.
ml99.8: (to othes) SO sorry to disturb the singing... (to phone) fine I will go BOB COVER ME AGAIN!
Bob threw soap at everyone and ml99.8 ran out.
Bob: well I will take over until she gets back...
Karenkook: It's a brand new me I've got no remorse Now the water's rising but I know the course I'm gonna shock the world a hippie walks in Bob: SHINEWATER!
Shinewater: hello peaceful chicken Bob: PEACEFUL THIS!
Bob attacks Shinewater Skipper: A HIPPIE! :DDDDDDD Jakie: ugh really guys now! oh and for reference Shinewater is ml99.8's inner hippie who Bob fights with.
Fey: Don't worry, I have my inner hippies, too.
Rico: (tackles Fey to ground.) Fey: NO, Rico! Don't hurt me, I'm a girl!
Bob: DIE HIPPIE!
Shinewater: MAKE PEACE NOT WAR!
Skipper: NO, THAT HURTS MY EARS!
Jakie: wait a sec if thats Shinewater where are the...?
Marlene: What do you mean?
Shinewater flies out of the caves with her black and red bat wings Bob: dumb hippie Skipper: o.O ml99.8 literally crashes in the room then calls her boss ml99.8: WHATEVER THAT WAS IT DIDN'T WORK!
phone voice: oh it worked it just takes a little time Fey: Uh, you know this is a little scary... -.-
ml99.8: WHAT DID THAT THING DO ANYWAYS Bob: YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK WHAT IT DOES phone voice: watch 99.8 for me let me know if something happens Karenkook:
Gonna show Bad Horse It's a brand new day.
And Penny will see the evil in me Not a joke, not a dork, not a failure ml99.8: great I bet he didn't even know what it does ugh I'd tell Skipper who he is but then I would get in trouble.
Bob: who was it again?
ml99.8: not telling Jakie: you know you would tell us anything else ml99.8: really Karenkook: (still singing.) And she may cry but her tears will dry When I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia.
It's a brand new day yeah The sun is high all the angels sing because you're gonna die go ahead and laugh Bob: what was your fear in grade five ml99.8: the toilet Bob: SEE *Zim and Dib...AGAIN*
Zim-I TOLD YOU I AM zIM!
Erik-Ok, THAT'S IT! *Grab Punjab and rope those two necks together* If you don't leave, I SHALL break both of your necks. *In a low mysterious, girl swoon, dangerous voice.*
Zim and Dib-Yes...sir...
Erik-*Relices them and grab there necks* Next time...you wont be so lucky. *Lets go*
Zim and Dib-*RUN*
ml99.8: (still talking to Bob.) nope the only way your getting a answer is torture uh oh ml99.8 runs away Skipper: Why does she keep doing that? Coming and going the whole time?
Bob: heh heh heh that gives me an idea REVIEWERS SEND TORTUREOUS THINGS FOR ML99.8 SO WE CAN FIND OUT WHO HER BOSS IS Fey: Uh, wait... wait, just a moment. Sorry, evil chicken, but one, I'm the host here, so shut up. And second, so whoever wants can send torture ideas for ml99.8, so we can find out who her boss is.
Bob: Thanks, Fey. :)
Fey: But, Bob, you know the whole thing is a little ironic. Because I'm starting to get to know the reviewers here, so they might or they might just not review about it. I mean, look at what happened to Marlene's questions, the no-boys-allowed-rule, and the Truth and Dares... not saying anything, but you know, just don't expect too much.
Skipper: Except from me. You will never know what tortures we three can think of. (Rico and Kowalski grin evily.)
Private: What about me?
Skipper: You're too cute and naive for that... (shrugs.)
Fey: (hugs Private.)
Karenkook: Yeah I'm a funny guy Tell everyone goodbye It's a brand new day.
Rose: It's finally over.
Marlene: (wakes up.) Wh-what?
Karenkook: And that was "Brand New Day" by Dr. Horrible. Now I've a got headache. *Starts to swoon*
Rose: Lea, arms out, now.
Lea: *holds arms out*
Karenkook: *passes out in her arms*
Kowalski: Wow... and she slept 8 hours. How much does she normally require sleep?
Rose: Well, I wish we could stay, but we need to take care of her. Laters. Marlene: Bye... :) I guess... Co-Fey...Did you just blush slightly? Erik-What are you two talking about?
Co-Oh, nothing. *To Fey* I'll keep this between you and me for now.
Fey: *rolls eyes* Go fetch the TACO, Co. *throws taco. ^^ *
Co: Yay! (comes back with Taco.) Private-I dare you to sing the WAFFLE SONG!
Private: Uh, ok. (starts singing.) WAffLES! Oh, WaFFleS!
Co: That's not how it goes.
Private: I don't know the waffle song... :(
Fey: (hugs him.) It's alright. Only weird people... I mean, few people know that song.
Wp: (comes in, very loudly.) Hey there y'all.. Miss me?
Alex- I'm guessing NO! Fey: Hey, Wp! Thought you weren't coming this time.
Wp- why so mean alex? Alex- I don't wanna talk about it...
Kowalski: Ahhh, the hiddens sorrows of the own heart...
Wp- k?
Alex- anyways I think you should continue the truth or dare, idk, cause I'm feeling really evil today :-)
Fey: Uhm, ok, you can join Co. :)
wp- basically she feels very evil EVERYday! Skipper: I noticed.
Alex- true -_-
Rico: Yay, lemme start!
Wp- well anyways I was thinking that maybe you can add dr. Blowhole in! Just to tick skipper off and cause he's fun!
Fey: But Blowhole ticks me off, too. :(
Blowhole- *appears* i am not fun!
Skipper: BLOWHOLE!
Alex- yea you are blowy!
Blowhole- and stop calling me blowy! Marlene: -.- What the heck is he doing in my habitat?
Blowhole: Being funny. -.-
Alex- never! ^_^ Blowhole- wait a sec, why am I here?
Alex- I'll let fey fill you out on this one!
Fey: o.O Welcome to Marlene's Q A show, where no boys are allowed.
Wp- btw if you don't like him, you can always make him disappear! Skipper: No, only Karenkook can do that.
Mort: She has MAGIC powers!
Julien: How many times do I have to tell you, Mort, only de KING has de power?
Blowhole: You here?
Julien: Oh, Blowy! My old buddy!
Blowhole: *facepalms*
Bob- *opens mouth*
Wp- what did I tell you about coming here! *real angry face*
bob- *closes mouth and walks away dejectively*
Fey: Conquer the guys one by one! ^^ Alex- yeah, keep on walking! Nobody likes you...
Wp- well Bobbet likes him...
Alex- yeah so one person likes him Wp- at least he is not king julien...
Julien- I HEARD THAT!
Mort: I heard it, too. (unnaturally happy)
Wp- you were supposed to! Alex- anyways question for Marlene: 1) after all this craziness, would you like to continue this game or would you rather let everyone leave you alone? Marlene: Actually-
Wp- well the answer is pretty obvious, I mean what would you chose? Marlene: I would choose-
Alex- me is a toally different case...
Marlene: But I think that-
Wp- yea right! Anyways 2) What will you do if you were forced to marry King Julien?
Marlene: I would defnitely-
Alex- probably choke herself to death... That's what I would do...
Marlene: ALEX! WP! Let me talk! First of all, I don't know about the Q A show, I'm enjoying actually getting to know you guys. And, secondly, that would never happen, cuz why should I choke myself, when I can just divorce him?
Fey: Good point. :)
Skipper: I WOULD RESCUE YOU!
Marlene: I don't need rescuing.
Skipper: (pouts)
Marlene: (goes over to kiss him... on the beak. 3)
Wp- 3) who is more adorable mort or private? (a question that is bothering all of us -_-)
Marlene: Uh, Mort.
Fey: WHAT? (runs over to hug Private.)
Private: I don't wanna be cute anyway.
Fey: Shut up, Private. You're cuter anytime than spoiled Mort.
Kowalski: Hey, what about me?
Fey: You have Co to keep you warm... -.- (very sarcastic.)
Marlene: Guys... next question, please.
alex- andddddsd... 4) What is your fav fruit?
Marlene: Uh, actually I don't really like fruit.
Kowalski: Yes, that's true, otters are carnivores, and their diet mostly consists of shellfish, little crabs, and-
Wp- mine is tomato...
Alex- NOBODY ASKED YOU!
wp- geez grumpy much?
Alex- yep!
Fey: So, anything more questions?
Wp: Not this time.
Fey: Then can we end this show?
Erik-*Smirks evilly* Wait, one more dare. Kowalsk-I dare you to play seven minutes in heaven with Co.
Co and Fey: Wha...?
Kowalski: Skipper?
Skipper: -.- Dares are dares.
Kowalski: o.O Erik-*Pushes Co and Kowalski in*
Fey: (tackles Erik to ground.) Are you stupid?
Erik: Uh, no?
Fey: You are going out. All of you! Every male is going out!
(All the males start grumbling and go out.)
Fey: Julien, that includes you, too. Julien: Ok. (goes out.)
Co-*Come out after seven minutes* Darn you. Hello?
Fey: What did you do?
Kowalski: (comes out after Co.) Talk mainly, and... some other stuff.
Co: But I will leave you two alone now. Bye, guys. Karenkook: (leaving too) Gotta go, too. See ya!
Hp: Me, too, bye!
ml99.8: Sadly... me, too. Gotta check that they're not roasting my evil chicken yet. (shrugs and waves.)
Uff, finally the room is empty.
Marlene: Well, that was a little... Fey: Like everytime. :)
Kowalski: Uh, where are the rest of the guys?
Fey: Kowalski, I hate you. GO OUT!
Kowalski: What did I do?
Fey: Nothing. That's my point.
Kowlski: -.- Girls.
Fey: Ok, that is soooooooo wrong to do in a girls' room. So, please, leave now?
Marlene: Let's go, Kowalski.
Kowalski: Gna, gna, gna. (shoves slip of paper into Fey's hand.) Ok, bye. (leaves.)
Marlene: Let's make some shakes or something.
Fey: Haha, sure, you do a shellfish shake... ^^ Marlene: No, really, Fey, let's do something together again.
Fey: Like build a real camera into the Penguin's headquarters?
Marlene: Sounds dangerous...
Fey: ...but fun. :) Marlene: Let's do it...
Fey: ... tomorrow?
Marlene: Works. :D Good night, Fey. (goes to bed.)
Fey: Good night. (glances at her own bunk bed at the opposite side of the room, then goes to the entrance of the cave and sits down.) Hmmmm.
Fey opens her paw slowly. She was pretty dissapointed at Kowalski that day, but still, she wanted to know what the penguin had shoved into her paw. If it was just another joke... or something.
The red panda squints at the little drawings. First there was a stick figure that had a tail like Julien or hers. One with loads of rings on it. The next picture was of a big tree in a park. And then the last picture showed a stick figure with a big brain on his head and the stick figure with the tail again next to the tree.
"Hmmm," said Fey again. The note obviously wanted her to come to a tree in the park. She knew which tree Kowalski meant, they had often been there with the other penguins. But alone? And at night? Fey sighed. She scrambled back into the cave again.
Fey: Marlene? Marlene: What? I was sleeping.
Fey: Kowalski gave me this note, which says that I should meet him or something. Should I go?
Marlene: Go where?
Fey: Ok, thanks. Good night. Marlene: You're welcome. (turns over to side and starts snoring.)
Fey: This might be the chance to do things right again.
Yeah, and soooooooo, review and read. Fey: Wait, what happens to me?
Fey: (back to herself) ARE YOU STUPID? YOUR'E ME, HOW CAN YOU TALK TO MYSELF?
Fey: Uh, because I'm in your twisted, confused mind... what was I trying to say again?
Fey: I don't know. :( You're weird.
Fey: You, too.
Fey: I wonder, are you a voice in my head?
Fey: No, you know what you need to wonder? Which of me is really you?
Fey: I get what you mean.
Fey: Of course, you do, you're me.
Fey: Shut up, already! I'm not so much into that stuff.
Fey: You're stuck with me, hah!
Fey: Fey, dear, just stop, ok?
Fey: Ok... but what about Kowalski and me?
Fey: I don't know. You're talking too much for me to concentrate.
Fey: Oh, sorry... uh, quick question. Is that really the end of the chapter?
Fey: If you shut up, sure, yes, why not?
Fey: Ok, then I'll shut up.
Fey: Works for me.
Fey: Yeah, it also works for me, too. Fey: Figures. -.-
