A/N: I can't even remember the last time I updated, sorry to everyone for making you wait for so long but I have 3 good reasons as to why.

I was working on my DA account and fixing up old art pieces

I was working on my 2 other PoT fan fics

I spent a good time in the hospital, I won't go into the story as to why I was in the hospital but rest assured I'm fine. I'm feeling better and decided to work on this fan fic.

Anyway enough of my excuses please enjoy.

Yukimura sat on the doorstep to the Echizen household sipping some tea. He was content even though there was terror filled screams in the distant background. He smiled pleasantly to himself enjoying the moment.

He was put on guard duty, since if any of the red team members came along he could easily persuade them to leave. He placed his empty cup on the step next to him and looked out to the streets filled with curious neighbors as to what was happening at the Echizen household. Yukimura stretched his stiff limbs and jumped off the doorstep, being a guard was boring so he decided to go do something fun.

Yukimura walked to the tennis court at the temple in the back of Ryoma's house, no one was there which was surprising. He found a golden racket beside the pole holding up the net and picked it up. He gave it a couple of swings and could tell it was in decent shape. He heard rustling behind him and turned to see Sanada standing there gazing at Yukimura.

The 2 stared at each other for a long time until you know who came….

Eiji appeared in a waiter's uniform with a microphone in his hand.

" Nya!!! A challenge has been issued!!" He screeched.

" Er… Kikimaru-san." Yukimura tried, Eiji turned to him curious.

" Um… no one said anything…" Yukimura explained slowly. Eiji stared blankly then turned back to his microphone and proclaimed, " This challenge will decide who has to drink not one but two Inui juice!!!"

Sanada sweat dropped while Yukimura wondered what Inui juice was. Unlike Sanada Yukimura was not there to witness the awful Inui juice that all boys had to drink when they were having an eating contest.

Since no one said anything, Eiji continued, " The challenge is……………………"

Another one of Eiji's annoying not so dramatic pauses ensued.

" Being a waiter!!!!!" He finally got to the point and both boys wondered why he didn't just pick tennis since they were… right there!

" You have to serve the curious neighbors Inui's juice and try to get the most money! Whoever has the most money after 10 minutes wins!!" Eiji exclaimed excitingly.

" Why would they want to be served anything?" Sanada questioned a little rudely.

Without answering Eiji pointed to the far away street where there were tables set up and people actually sat down in them. " You've got to be kidding?" Sanada and Yukimura thought.

" Ready!!!! Go!!" Eiji shouted ignoring the "get set" part. A huge clock appeared out of nowhere and began ticking down. Yukimura and Sanada sprinted to the street in less than 10 seconds. Sanada didn't know where to start but spotted Yukimura already at a table with 2 young ladies. He was wearing a waiter's uniform too.

" When the hell did he change?!" Sanada wondered but had no time to dwell on the thought.

He quickly dashed to a table seated by 2 burly looking men. " Hello and uh… welcome to…." Sanada tried to think up a name for whatever the place was but had no need to think, Eiji had placed a huge lighted sign over Ryoma's front door that blinked, "The Nya Café"

Sanada could slowly feel his brain cells dying by reading the idiotic name for the café.

" The…nya…. cafe." Sanada said whispering the name and heard Eiji shouted, "Say it loud and proud!!"

" The Nya café." Sanada sighed wishing the headache that was coming on to go away.

" What do you have?" A man with a handlebar mustache asked politely.

" Um… a special…. Herbal juice." Sanada made something up in place for Inui's juice.

" Is that it?" They asked. Sanada nodded and the 2 left without another word.

" Bastards…" Sanada grimaced and looked over to Yukimura who was chatting happily away with a new pair of customers, Sanada could hear parts of their conversations.

" Oooh Yukimura-kun, you're so funny." A girl giggled.

" Why thank you, and what will you young ladies have today?" Yukimura smiled making all 3 ladies blush.

" What do you recommend?"

" I recommend the special. Our chef's famous Inui juice." Yukimura smoothed.

" Sounds interesting, we'll each have it." The 3 giggled, Yukimura bowed and walked away to get the juice.

" A natural flirt…" Sanada grimaced and turned to his new customers who had taken the seat of his former customers. It was a woman and her small child.

" Hello welcome." Sanada smiled and this time planned to not even say the name of the café.

" Say the name!!!" Eiji yelled as if he could hear his thoughts.

" To the Nya café." Sanada was wondering whether or not he could use Inui's juice to kill Eiji from far away.

" What do you have?" The woman asked while the small child chewed on the wooden table.

" Um… I'm sorry, but should he do that?" Sanada tried to think but couldn't with the annoying chewing sound coming from the stupid child.

" Leave my kid alone! Let him do what he wants!" The mother retorted angrily.

" Okay… gomen (sorry)… we have various types of juices." Sanada lied.

" What's the special?" She asked curiously and Sanada could only stare at the child's slobber spilling all over the table.

" Inui juice made by our chef… er… juicer." Sanada changed it since it was only juice after all.

" Sounds weird…. Give me some ice tea and give my son some hot chocolate." The woman decided otherwise.

Sanada sweat dropped, there was only one kind of juice and it wasn't even good either!!

" I would recommend the Inui juice though." Sanada tried to smooth like Yukimura did but only ended up making the woman annoyed.

" Listen, take my damn order already!" She shouted.

" Are you sure m'am?" Sanada asked politely but the woman just took her drooling son and left. The kid had left a huge hole in the table; Sanada wondered what human could possibly eat wood. Apparently that psycho kid could.

Sanada sighed heavily as he gazed at the clock only 5 minutes left. He looked to Yukimura and his whole side was drinking Inui juice. There were some dead bodies by the side of the road, that were once customers, but nobody noticed. They were all too busy staring at Yukimura's beauty. Some people didn't even notice the bad taste of the Inui juice because they were too busy admiring Yukimura's perfect features.

" How the hell does he do that?!" Sanada thought wildly.

He needed to come up with a plan or else he would be sure to loose. He thought about it for a while until a little light bulb appeared over his head and clicked on, courtesy of Eiji.

Sanada ran over to the whole water galloon container thing (A/N: No clue what those are called) that was filled with Inui juice and ran over back to the café.

He placed the water jug thing on top of a table and screamed at the top of his lungs, " I WILL PAY YOU 900 YEN (10 dollars) TO DRINK THIS!!" Hundreds of people rushed over with glasses in their hands and the other ones waiting to receive

the money. In the last 5 minutes of the challenge Sanada gave away the whole jug of Inui juice. (There were many casualties and even more deaths)

" Times up!" Eiji called and walked towards Sanada and Yukimura.

" And the winner is…" Eiji paused dramatically… again.

" Yukimura-chan!!" Eiji clapped for the victor and Sanada's face dropped.

" Wait I sold more though!" He complained.

" Yes you did, but you didn't get enough money. Yukimura got 90,000 yen (1,000 dollars) and you got negative 900,000,000 (10,000 dollars)." Eiji stated looking at his cheat sheet.

" How is that possible?" Sanada thought aloud then remembered that he paid people to drink Inui's juice.

" You lose Sanada-chan! Now you have to drink Inui's…." Eiji stopped realizing that the 2 had sold all the juices.

" Hmmm, I guess I'll have to get Inui to make more…. Anyways, you lose. That's it. Now as the loser clean up this café. It's disgusting." Eiji sighed inwardly. All the bodies over the street made Sanada twitch angrily as he thought about his clean up job.

A/N: That's about it I suppose, longer than my usual chappies to make up for not uploading sooner. Please make requests of who should verse whom because I have no clue who to do next.

Reviews and what not are always welcome. Thank you for reading!