TCIR EP7: The Adventure On Camp
Today, our campers have to go through a large challenge so large it can fit in 5 or more pages! Our campers will have to climb a large rock mountain, find some loot and all 5 golden wrenches and find a getaway cart to reach the finish line goal point in less than 20 minutes! The team that loses the challenge must definitely vote off 2 campers off Total Cartoon Island Return for good! Find out who will go home in this episode of Total Cartoon Island Return!
(Recap)
Chris: In the last episode of Total Cartoon Island Return, all 22 remaining campers had to hike out in the woods and build tents, but Peter ticked off the Gophers by pranking Owen with a fake 2010 Michael Jackson ticket! Nicely played, Peter, nicely played. In the end, Phineas was going to be voted off, but due to his rest-of-the-season invincibility contract, Owen was voted off, thus breaking the alliance, I think. Who will make Phineas's contract null and void? What will become of Owen's former alliance? And who will be the person leaving Total Cartoon Island Return? Find out in this extreme episode of Total Cartoon Island Return!!
(The start of the theme song)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doin' fine...
You guys are on my mind...
You ask me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer's plain to see...
I wanna be...FAMOUS...
I wanna live close to the sun...
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won...
Everything to prove, nothing in my way...
I'll get there one dayyy...
'Cause I wanna be famous!
Nah nah nah-nah nah nahhh...
Nah-nah-nah nah nahhh na-nah-nah nah nah nahhhh...
I wanna be...
I wanna be...
I wanna be famous...
I wanna be...
I wanna be...
I wanna be famous!
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo-doo doo doooo...
(End of theme song)
(The campers come into the mess hall, where Chris is at)
Chris: Good morning, campers! I was hopin' you were coming.
Peter: Yeah! We know! And I had bigger problems!
(Cue Cutaway)
We cut to Peter Griffin hanging on the living room fan in his home by his shoelace.
"Uh… help?" Peter asks.
(End Cutaway)
Chowder: (Confused) What just happened?
Peter: A cutaway. (Pause) What?
Chris: Can we just get on with this?!
All: Okay.
Chris: Great! The challenge today is going to be the greatest adventure of the show! (He opens up a map of the camp, showing where the challenge's landmarks are) You have to climb a large mountain, find some loot within the caverns of mystery, search for the five golden wrenches and get a cart in order to reach the goal point in less than twenty minutes! The team who reaches the goal point first will win team invincibility! The losers of the challenge will send two people home. (Everyone gasps) Yeah! You heard me! I said two! Anyways, we should get going, Chop, chop!
(At the mountain)
Chris: Here's the mountain! On the mountain, there are obstacles like… rusty nails, slippery oil slick, TNT and a surprise. Only two of each team will participate in this part. Phineas and Candace for the gophers and Chowder and Peter for the bass. Here's the harnesses and rope. The first group up the mountain wins a basket fulla foods and drinks. Okay, let's rock this up! Get it? Rock? Mountain? The challenge is to climb it?
Mung: Yeah, we don't care.
(On the mountain. Peter and Candace are climbing for their teams and carrying their teammate)
Peter: (Panting) Gotta make it! (Some TNT blows up in Peter's face. Luckily, Peter survived the blast) Whoa! (Grabs part of the mountain and continues to climb up the mountain)
Chris: I promised surprises! (Holds up a seagull) Seagulls, anyone? (Throws one up into the air. It lands on Candace's hair)
Candace: Ah! Sky rat! Get it off! Get it off! (Falls off the mountain) AAAAHHH!!!! (Phineas pulls on the rope, stopping Candace from falling) AAAHH!!!! AAAHHH!!!! AAH—Huh?
Phineas: It's okay! I got you! (But it was too late. Peter and Chowder made it to the top of the rocky mountain. Phineas and Candace's rope breaks. Phineas and Candace fall off the mountain but land on a mattress Ferb deploys) Phew!
Chris: And the Bass make it to the top!
(Cut to the Caverns of Mystery)
Chris: Welcome to the cave of mystery! There, you must find treasure and five golden wrenches. First team to make it out alive and with all 5 wrenches first win the challenge. No reward in this part! Now… Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! (All campers go into the cave)
(Gophers)
(The team is searching for the items to find on the map)
Trent: Come on, guys! It's got to be here! (He steps on something) Hey! I-I think I found something! (He finds two golden wrenches) Hey! I found two of the wrenches!
Justin: Wow! Nice one, dude!
Lindsay: Yeah! Way to go, Tom!
(Bass)
(Chowder is eating dirt and finding the wrenches and riches beyond them)
Chowder: Yummy! (Continues eating the dirt until he finds a treasure chest and two golden wrenches) Hey! I found the treasure and two of the five wrenches! We need three more of them!
Mung: (To the team) Okay, we're all in this together, even if we eat the dirt!
Chowder: Shoelace-Fan Top (Peter), Hercules (DJ), Party Dude (Geoff), Mean-O (Courtney), my cooking master is right! Let's eat through the dirt and find the last three golden wrenches!
The whole team: Yeah!
(Then it cuts to every bass mate eating dirt. They find one of the five golden wrenches)
Chowder: Found one! (They continue, but the gophers find them)
Killer Bass: AAAAHHH!!!!
Screaming Gophers: AAAAHHH!!!!
Killer Bass: AAAAHHH!!!!
Screaming Gophers: AAAAHHH!!!!
Killer Bass: AAAAHHH!!!!
Screaming Gophers: AAAAHHH!!!!
(A cow moo is heard)
Killer Bass: AAAAHHH!!!!
Screaming Gophers: AAAAHHH!!!!
Killer Bass: AAAAHHH!!!!
Screaming Gophers: AAAAHHH!!!!
Both Teams: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!
(They start fighting for the wrenches. The gophers get the last two golden wrenches and start to escape the cave)
Phineas: We're gonna make it! (Suddenly, a bear comes out of nowhere in front of the gophers) Who-oa! Didn't see that coming! (Ferb throws a bowling ball at the bear and knocks it out. The Screaming Gophers make it out of the cave and hop into a cart. The Killer Bass get out of the cave and get a cart as well. The teams scream as they are about to crash into a truck, an unfinished road, police cars, and space, though they all turned out to be rolling paper backgrounds; they then crash into an old man, that happened to be made of a dense product. The Bass then crash into a grey blur)
Peter: What the hell just hit us? (They look far into the street and look down to see that an old friend, Bender is laying on the floor)
Bender: Ow! My ass! (The gophers go past the bass)
Peter: (Putting Bender into the cart) Come on, let's win this!
Bender: Okay! (The bass start driving. Each cart pass each other as they reach the finish line. It cuts to Chris and Chef on a desk for announcers for sports shows)
Chris: The teams are neck and neck as they all reach the finish line! And… Bender is on the Bass team?! (To Chef) Why was he here?!
Chef: Uh…
(Cue Cutaway)
We cut to Bender riding a hoverbike on Camp Wawanakwa when he gets run over by the Bass Cart
"Ow! My ass!" Bender says when he gets run over by the bass cart.
(End Cutaway)
Chris: That just happened!
Chef: Oh. Sorry, then.
(Cut back to the teams. The Bass pass the Gophers)
Courtney: (inches away from the Finish Line) I knew I could win this! Even with a team of complete duds! (The Bass Cart falls apart right under them)
Peter: Oh, god dammit! (The gophers cross the Finish Line first)
Courtney: I will not be second place!!!
Chris: (waves the checkered flag) Wanna bet!? The Screaming Gophers win the challenge and team invincibility! Killer Bass, time to say good-bye to two of your campers and hello to Bender!
(The campfire ceremony)
Chris: There are 11 tasty marshmallows on my plate. You've all cast your votes. The person that does not receive a marshmallow must immediately head for the Dock of Shame, grab the boat of losers, and get the heck out of here! And you can't come back....ever. Now, I see you're all tired, so tonight, I'll just throw them to you, savvy? (throws marshmallows as he says the camper's name) Courtney. Duncan. Bridgette. DJ. Harold (Harold gets hit in the head with a marshmallow). Geoff (Geoff smiles and it lands in his hat). Bender. Chowder. Mung… Hmm. That's weird. Peter, Jen and Jude have the same amount of votes. Which means that the three are safe… for now. Wait! There are a lot more votes for DJ for being a chicken in challenges. DJ, goodbye! (DJ leaves on the boat of losers)
(End)
