A/N: as usuual, lots of caos. xx

-The Boss has entered the conversation-

-Coffee King has entered the conversation-

-The Boss has entered the conversation-

-Tosh has entered the conversation-

-Mr Sarcastic has entered the conversation-

-Grhys entered the conversation-

Grhys says- Hey guys xxx what we all up to? xxx

Tosh says- ...what's the name?

Grhys says- It's me and rhys' pairing name! xxx like you know xx when you add the two names together xxx

Mr Sarcastic says- ...ddon't you think that you shoudl maybe change it?

Grhys says- ...why? xxx

Coffee King says- ...because your pairing name is grease. Which to many is seen as disgusting.

Tosh says- how strangley ironic...

Grhys says- what does ironic mean? xxxx

The Boss says- *sighs* don't worry Gwen.

Tosh says- what others are there? Janto... aw that sounds sweet :')

Coffee King says- I have to say, it is cute

The Boss says- see, our two names fit perfectly together, it's DESTINY.

Grhys says- I think Gwack sounds better...

Mr Sarcastic says- Gwack sounds like an ill duck.

-Captain sexyy has entered the conversation- (A/N: wow, haven't seen him in a long time xD)

Captain sexyy says- guys, you do realise there's a weevil sitting with a laptop outside your base, right?

-I IZ WEEVIL has entered the conversation-

Mr Sarcastic says- oh great, it's you again.

I IZ WEEVIL saya- jokes, fam. Anywayz, i iz 'ere to chat to da gorgeous black haired babe i saw yesterday, you get me?

Grhys says- yeah... that would be me...

I IZ WEEVIL says- I would just lyk 2 say, i tink you're boomtings, innit

Grhys says- ...

I IZ WEEVIL says- it's true, though! I has never seen a girl that looks more lyk a weevil in all my days on this planet, you iz buff.

Coffe King says- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *cough.* sorry.

Grhys says- why me? xxxx why not Ianto? xxxx

I IZ WEEVIL says- because Ianto Jones is 2... wot would you humans call it... attractive to be a weevil's main squeeze, ya get me?

The Boss says- you bet he's attractive ;) he looks even better naked to-

Coffee King says- okay Jack, let's stop there.

I IZ WEEVIL says- so what do ya say Gwen? Fancy taking a ride in the weevil mobile? ;)

Grhys says- no I bloody well don't!

-Grhys has left the conversation-

I IZ WEEVIL says- wait babes, come back!

-I IZ WEEVIL has left the conversation-

Captain sexyy says- ... I had sex with your nan.

Tosh says- excuse me?

Captain sexyy says- I dunno, just wanted to break the silence...

Coffee King says- well you could of thought of something a little stranger...

Captain sexyy says- like what?

Coffee King says- I dunno... like I just burped up a watermelon or something...

Captain sexyy says- ... wow.

The Boss says- or I just set my toenail clippings on fire

Captain Sexyy says- or I just urinated on my turtle

Mr Sarcastic says- or I just gave birth to a whale

Captain sexyy says- Is that even possible?

The Boss says- maybe if you were really, really fat.

Tosh says- *sigh* boys!

-Tosh has signed offline-

Captain sexyy says- ...hehe.

The Boss says- what?

Captain sexyy says- I just thought of another one

Coffee King says- what?

Captain sexyy says- ... my butt is made from waffles.

Mr Sarcastic says- now that... is epic.

-Grhys has entered the conversation-

Grhys says- guuyyss! xx The weevil keeps following me! xxx

-I IZ WEEVIL has entered the conversation-

I IZ WEEVIL says- I 'ave a name u no, innit.

Mr Sarcastic says- what is it?

I IZ WEEVIL says- Cornelius.

Coffee King says- ...lol.

I IZ WEEVIL says- you taking the mick out of my name bruv?

Mr Sarcastic says- it's just funny, because you're all big and hard and yet you have a name like Cornelius...

I IZ WEEVIL says- you dissing my name? Some peoplez call me Big C for short

The Boss says- Haha, big C, it's like Big Coc-

Coffee King says- anyywwayyy changing subject...

I IZ WEEVIL says- so anwayz, what do ya say hun, fancy a date with the C miester?

Grhys says- for the last time, NO!

-Grhys has left the conversation-

-I IZ WEEVIL has left the conversation-

Coffee King says- has anyone else noticed that when we go on msn weird things happen?

Captain sexyy says- like what?

Coffee King says- well, we've just had a chat with a chavvy alien who wants to date Gwen, that's one weird thing.

Mr Sarcastic says- true... true. Speaking of aliens we really should go and catch some

The Boss says- .. nahh, I can't be bothered to move

-Tosh has entered the conversation-

Coffee King says- oh, hey again Tosh

Tosh says- never mind hellos, I have important news to tell you all. You know the machine that came through the rift that Jack said was a sex toy?

The Boss says- yeahh I remember it well ;)

Tosh says- well it's not a sex toy, it's a bomb.

Coffee King says- I'm sorry it's a WHAT?

Tosh says- an alien bomb, used in battles. It can destroy anything within 5 miles of it, I asked the Doctor and he checked it out for me. Now where is it?

Coffee King says- ...errr lying on my bed?

Tosh says- what the fuck is it doing on your bed?

Coffee King says- well Jack said it was a sex toy so we thought we may as well try it out!

Mr Sarcastic says- Too much information teaboy, too much information

Tosh says- it activates when used you idiot, what the hell are we going to do?

-The master has entered the conversation-

The Master says- hey guys, I heard about the bomb, it's okay I sorted it

Captain sexyy says- thank god, where did you put it?

The Master says- 27 Warcroft street :D (a/n: random house)

The Boss says- isn't that Martha's house?

The Master says- .. woops... oh well :D

-The master has left the conversation-

-Coffee King has left the conversation-

-Mr Sarcastic has left the conversation-

-The Boss has left the conversation-

-Captain sexyy has left the conversation-

Tosh says- ... I am so blocking msn on all torchwood computers.

-Tosh has left the conversation-

-Grhys has entered the conversation-

-Martha has entered the conversation-

Martha says- I have had the worst day ever, my house just exploded and I barely got out alive :(

Grhys says- well a chavvy weevil called big C fell in love with me and said I looked just like a weevil :( xxxxx

Martha says- I hate working for hidden organisations sometimes :(

Grhys says- I know, they can be a right pain ion the arse :( xxx

-I IZ WEEVIL has entered the conversation-

I IZ WEEVIL says- so ladies... fancy a threesome?

A/N: ...eek. I know, i'm sorry I'm sorry but i felt like posting something. next chapter will be better, I promise on Ianto's coffee :D Also, can you please check out Sliceless' profile on devian art if you've got the time, she's new to devianart her name is sliceless

review please :) xxxx