A/N: as usuual, lots of caos. xx
-The Boss has entered the conversation-
-Coffee King has entered the conversation-
-The Boss has entered the conversation-
-Tosh has entered the conversation-
-Mr Sarcastic has entered the conversation-
-Grhys entered the conversation-
Grhys says- Hey guys xxx what we all up to? xxx
Tosh says- ...what's the name?
Grhys says- It's me and rhys' pairing name! xxx like you know xx when you add the two names together xxx
Mr Sarcastic says- ...ddon't you think that you shoudl maybe change it?
Grhys says- ...why? xxx
Coffee King says- ...because your pairing name is grease. Which to many is seen as disgusting.
Tosh says- how strangley ironic...
Grhys says- what does ironic mean? xxxx
The Boss says- *sighs* don't worry Gwen.
Tosh says- what others are there? Janto... aw that sounds sweet :')
Coffee King says- I have to say, it is cute
The Boss says- see, our two names fit perfectly together, it's DESTINY.
Grhys says- I think Gwack sounds better...
Mr Sarcastic says- Gwack sounds like an ill duck.
-Captain sexyy has entered the conversation- (A/N: wow, haven't seen him in a long time xD)
Captain sexyy says- guys, you do realise there's a weevil sitting with a laptop outside your base, right?
-I IZ WEEVIL has entered the conversation-
Mr Sarcastic says- oh great, it's you again.
I IZ WEEVIL saya- jokes, fam. Anywayz, i iz 'ere to chat to da gorgeous black haired babe i saw yesterday, you get me?
Grhys says- yeah... that would be me...
I IZ WEEVIL says- I would just lyk 2 say, i tink you're boomtings, innit
Grhys says- ...
I IZ WEEVIL says- it's true, though! I has never seen a girl that looks more lyk a weevil in all my days on this planet, you iz buff.
Coffe King says- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *cough.* sorry.
Grhys says- why me? xxxx why not Ianto? xxxx
I IZ WEEVIL says- because Ianto Jones is 2... wot would you humans call it... attractive to be a weevil's main squeeze, ya get me?
The Boss says- you bet he's attractive ;) he looks even better naked to-
Coffee King says- okay Jack, let's stop there.
I IZ WEEVIL says- so what do ya say Gwen? Fancy taking a ride in the weevil mobile? ;)
Grhys says- no I bloody well don't!
-Grhys has left the conversation-
I IZ WEEVIL says- wait babes, come back!
-I IZ WEEVIL has left the conversation-
Captain sexyy says- ... I had sex with your nan.
Tosh says- excuse me?
Captain sexyy says- I dunno, just wanted to break the silence...
Coffee King says- well you could of thought of something a little stranger...
Captain sexyy says- like what?
Coffee King says- I dunno... like I just burped up a watermelon or something...
Captain sexyy says- ... wow.
The Boss says- or I just set my toenail clippings on fire
Captain Sexyy says- or I just urinated on my turtle
Mr Sarcastic says- or I just gave birth to a whale
Captain sexyy says- Is that even possible?
The Boss says- maybe if you were really, really fat.
Tosh says- *sigh* boys!
-Tosh has signed offline-
Captain sexyy says- ...hehe.
The Boss says- what?
Captain sexyy says- I just thought of another one
Coffee King says- what?
Captain sexyy says- ... my butt is made from waffles.
Mr Sarcastic says- now that... is epic.
-Grhys has entered the conversation-
Grhys says- guuyyss! xx The weevil keeps following me! xxx
-I IZ WEEVIL has entered the conversation-
I IZ WEEVIL says- I 'ave a name u no, innit.
Mr Sarcastic says- what is it?
I IZ WEEVIL says- Cornelius.
Coffee King says- ...lol.
I IZ WEEVIL says- you taking the mick out of my name bruv?
Mr Sarcastic says- it's just funny, because you're all big and hard and yet you have a name like Cornelius...
I IZ WEEVIL says- you dissing my name? Some peoplez call me Big C for short
The Boss says- Haha, big C, it's like Big Coc-
Coffee King says- anyywwayyy changing subject...
I IZ WEEVIL says- so anwayz, what do ya say hun, fancy a date with the C miester?
Grhys says- for the last time, NO!
-Grhys has left the conversation-
-I IZ WEEVIL has left the conversation-
Coffee King says- has anyone else noticed that when we go on msn weird things happen?
Captain sexyy says- like what?
Coffee King says- well, we've just had a chat with a chavvy alien who wants to date Gwen, that's one weird thing.
Mr Sarcastic says- true... true. Speaking of aliens we really should go and catch some
The Boss says- .. nahh, I can't be bothered to move
-Tosh has entered the conversation-
Coffee King says- oh, hey again Tosh
Tosh says- never mind hellos, I have important news to tell you all. You know the machine that came through the rift that Jack said was a sex toy?
The Boss says- yeahh I remember it well ;)
Tosh says- well it's not a sex toy, it's a bomb.
Coffee King says- I'm sorry it's a WHAT?
Tosh says- an alien bomb, used in battles. It can destroy anything within 5 miles of it, I asked the Doctor and he checked it out for me. Now where is it?
Coffee King says- ...errr lying on my bed?
Tosh says- what the fuck is it doing on your bed?
Coffee King says- well Jack said it was a sex toy so we thought we may as well try it out!
Mr Sarcastic says- Too much information teaboy, too much information
Tosh says- it activates when used you idiot, what the hell are we going to do?
-The master has entered the conversation-
The Master says- hey guys, I heard about the bomb, it's okay I sorted it
Captain sexyy says- thank god, where did you put it?
The Master says- 27 Warcroft street :D (a/n: random house)
The Boss says- isn't that Martha's house?
The Master says- .. woops... oh well :D
-The master has left the conversation-
-Coffee King has left the conversation-
-Mr Sarcastic has left the conversation-
-The Boss has left the conversation-
-Captain sexyy has left the conversation-
Tosh says- ... I am so blocking msn on all torchwood computers.
-Tosh has left the conversation-
-Grhys has entered the conversation-
-Martha has entered the conversation-
Martha says- I have had the worst day ever, my house just exploded and I barely got out alive :(
Grhys says- well a chavvy weevil called big C fell in love with me and said I looked just like a weevil :( xxxxx
Martha says- I hate working for hidden organisations sometimes :(
Grhys says- I know, they can be a right pain ion the arse :( xxx
-I IZ WEEVIL has entered the conversation-
I IZ WEEVIL says- so ladies... fancy a threesome?
A/N: ...eek. I know, i'm sorry I'm sorry but i felt like posting something. next chapter will be better, I promise on Ianto's coffee :D Also, can you please check out Sliceless' profile on devian art if you've got the time, she's new to devianart her name is sliceless
review please :) xxxx
