Okay so maybe messing with Alice was a bad is an understatement. At the moment I am getting chased around the house with Alice yelling at me and throwing death threats at me,while the flock and the Cullen's were rolling on the ground laughing.
So I normally have a plan at this point because I'm an expert at this stuff but at the moment I have absolutely nothing. Try running from a psychotic angry shopaholic pixie whose clothes you replaced with all black and come up with a plan.
But wait there is something we could do that I would be sure to win...
A race with her tampered Porsche!
"Alice I challenge you to a race you in your Porsche me in the Volvo" I said
"Alright but if I win I get to give you a makeover" she said
"And if I win I get no punishment"I replied
"deal"
"Deal"
We got in the cars and when Edward blew the horn we were off. I put on the gas pedal hard speeding in front of was really funny to see her going so slow.
Then the unthinkable happened . ...
A few erasers had come in front of me but I was going to fast so I ran over them on accident
BUMP BUMP BUMP you could feel them getting smushed I decided to take precautions so I backed up again and ran over them again.
Alice was in front off me now so I sped up and got in front of her and eventually crossed the finish line !
I jumped out and did an examination of the car.
Sadly there was blood over the hood with fur and stuff all over same with the wheels. When Edward saw this the look on his face was not a pleasant one at all
"Sorry?" I said and with that I used my common sense and jumped back in the car and sped away from Edward and his murderous thing was for certain though
I really sucked at any volunteers to teach me? No fine I guess you figured out that riding in a car with me is practically suicidal,so that's probably why I reacted why I did when Edward ran in front of the car.
