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Thanks to Everyone for the Reviews!


UFC Fight Night Predictions:

Felder VS Cruickshank- Felder

Alvarez VS Pettis- Alvarez

Cruz VS Dillashaw- I've got to pick Cruz!


A/N: Lyrics in Bold are an Alternate version of "So Yesterday" By Toni Braxton.


"Don't you wish that you had a Time machine.

That way you could change History,

That's the only way that you can be with me"


"Get the Fuck off me you Piece of crap!" Dillashaw spat.

"Excuse me Turd, you're in My House, in My Room... and touching my boyfriend!" Joe shouted.

Dillashaw shrugged, it only seemed to make Joe more angry.


"If McGregor was getting any at home, he wouldn't be touching me up. It's not my Fault that you can't get your Hot Guy hard" Dillashaw Teased.

Joe Responded by Grabbing Dillashaw and throwing him up against the wall. One Picture of Joe creaked and collapsed onto the floor. Joe couldn't drag Dillashaw up with his Clothes, because Dillashaw was shirtless.

"This is Assualt!" Dillashaw shouted.


"It'll be a lot more than that if you don't leave, and take your Sleazy chat up lines somewhere else" Joe warned.

The UFC Fighters watched Dillashaw scramble out of the room.

McGregor tried to lighten the mood, when Joe started giving him Daggers.


"So Joe...no threesome then?" McGregor laughed.

"How the heck is this funny? Con , Dominick Cruz is your friend" Joe said.

"Dom's got feck all to do with this" McGregor said.


"You went out with him tonight, then take Dom's Boyfriend home and try to screw him? Dom's a Good Guy, he doesn't deserve that"

"Yeah well there's plenty of Shit that I don't deserve, you still give it to me though" McGregor said.

The Clock on the wall was ticking. A Few hours from Now, McGregor was certain that he would be the New Feather-Weight Champion. But the last thing he could do was celebrate. He still wanted Joe without a Doubt. But That Pesky Snake Dillashaw hadn't helped matters. McGregor didn't want to see himself at fault, so he tried to turn the tables on Joe.


"I've said some thing's that have hurt you. Con I'm holding my hands up Okay? But cheating on me with that Blonde Slut? hope your proud of yourself" Joe said.

He turned to leave...

"Well, you know me Joe. I wanted Dilla-Snake here to give me a Boost. Cause I'm shit in the sack and I can't get it up" McGregor said.


"That's not what I said" Joe Explained.

"Really? Cause that's what I heard. You Arse-hole. When I',m with you...the one thing I pride myself on...in the Bedroom..and you couldn't even let me have that. So yeah I got Dillashaw in your room. Did I wanna fuck him? Course! Would I have gone through with it? Who knows"

"Piss off Con. If I hadn't have walked in you would have been on Dillashaw like Dog on Fresh Pork Chops" Joe retorted.

McGregor shrugged.

"You know how I get before fights" McGregor said getting up from the bed.


"You know How Horny I get. I'd Bang you right now if I could" McGregor tried to kiss Joe, but Joe moved away.

"Dilla-Tart didn't work out so your making the moves on me. Charming" Joe said.

McGregor power walked up to Joe and slid his hands up Joe's Hayabusa Shirt. He brought Joe closer to him before Joe could get away.


"I've gotta say...seeing you get all hot and bothered over Dillashaw...I'm liking it" McGregor said.

Joe had his back to him and McGregor breathed on his Neck.

"No way" Joe balked.

"Come on" McGregor pressed, but Joe span out of his grip and faced him.


"I don't want to look at you, let alone touch you"

"Right...so why you here then?" McGregor asked Incredulousy.

As Joe stuttered McGregor fell for him all over again. It was this burst of energy that ,McGregor had to rein in. This Obsession with Joe Duffy wasn't going to fade away into White Noise. It wasn't going to be flushed in the Drains of McGregor's System. He just wanted to pull Joe into his arms and prove that he didn't need "Babying" anymore.


But he was going to make Joe Grovel first...

"I just...I just wanted to say Good Luck. You'll need it with Aldo" Joe said.

"Good Fricking Luck...That's what you came all the way here for?" McGregor challenged.


As Joe turned away McGregor slappped Joe's arse.

"Prat" Joe said.

"Just say sorry, and get me ready for this UFC Battle eh?" McGregor asked.


"You're something else Con. I'm Sorry I met you, that's for sure"

"Yeah Fucking right! You'll be running back to MacDaddy when I've got the Gold Belt Bitch!" McGregor shouted.

He began to follow Joe out, but Joe was already running down the Staircase. McGregor started down the stairs when he bumped into Dee Devlin.


"Shit" McGregor mumbled.

"Babe what's wrong?" Dee asked. She stroked his shoulder and she softened him with her Concern.

For the first time in a long, McGregor kissed her. Devlin Quickly responded back. They ended up in One of McGregor's Game rooms. She touched him up on the sofa, running her hand's down his chest. Her fingers fiddled around his crotch and McGregor suddenly started making excuses...


"You Don't have to do that love" McGregor fussed.

"I want to, why do you give him the time of day anyway? Joe's a Shit-Bag" Devlin said.

Devlin began to blow him. But because of the stress, she didn't get very far. McGregor tried to get himself to enjoy it. He thought of Dantas, or Condit's Tattoos. He even thought of Rockhold and he couldn't stand him. Devlin tried but McGregor wasn't getting hard at all, and he knew why.


"Dee...I'm just...UFC 194. Biggest fight ever. Biggest Fight in MMA Right now... I'm just thinking about Aldo...you know"

"Yeah, it must be hard, with the Media and all that" Devlin huffed.

"After I win, I'll take you out. But..umm...I'm gonna get some sleep" McGregor said.


"Hun I can sleep next to you" Devlin said.

McGregor let her down gently. He told her that on UFC Fight Nights he slept alone. Which wasn't true, but she didn't know that. He climbed into bed pissed that he'd led Dee on. He wondered if Dom knew that Dillashaw was a cheater.

When McGregor finally Went to sleep, he promised himself that he wouldn't dream of Joe.