Camellia slowly opens her eyes. She sits up and stretches. "Oh thank god, that was all just a dream." She farts and out goes her probe. "Oh, so much for it all being just a dream." She retracts and the probe goes back inside her rectum.

Camellia gets dressed and goes downstairs. She goes into the kitchen where her mom was washing the dishes and her dad was reading a newspaper article. "Morning champ!" Her dad greeted. "Morning dad!" Camellia said.

She eats her breakfast, a bowl of Fruit Locks cereal and milk. She finishes the meal and puts the dirty dishes next to the sink for her mother to wash.


Back in the living room, Camellia sat on the couch in deep thought. "Man things have gotten out of hand lately... I guess what Mr. Marsh said was right, South Park is no ordinary little quiet mountain town."

Knock! Knock! "Now who could that be?" Camellia asked. She gets off the couch and answers the door. Cartman barges in. "Aghgh! My god!" Cartman cried in disbelief. "What is it?" Camellia asked. "They came outta nowhere!" Cartman answered, "There was a huge earthquake and then, and then there was burning in my yard! Didn't you hear about it?! It's all over the news! Here look!" Cartman grabbed the remote on the table and turns it on the news channel.

"... and then a large earthquake and several fires in the South Park area last night woke many residents from their sleep." A news anchor reported, "Here with a report is a midget in a bikini." The camera was now focused on a short man wearing only a hot pink bikini and black shoes. He was reporting outside a parking lot where thousands of people were seeing the damaged spaceship. "Oh my god, that's the alien ship from last night!" Camellia cried in recognition. "Tom, government workers here are assuring everyone nothing out of the ordinary has happened." The midget reporter informed, "They claim that the only reason huge tents have gone up to cover this area is to mark the construction of a new Taco Bell which will open sometime later this month." The camera cuts back to the news anchor, "Thanks midget, I do love me some Taco Bell. The mayor of South Park states that last night's tremors and fires are under control and that hopefully schools and business can open again soon -"

"It's horrible. You don't understand. The elves... They took the stick!" Cartman cried, "And it's bullshit, because that is totally cheating! We specifically said no trying to take the Stick at night! Elves are dirty little liars! And we have to lay waste to their entire base! You have some incredible ability to make friends quickly, Lady Camellia. I'm sanding you on a quest to go out into the lands of Zaron and recruit a whole other faction of Kupa Keep. Find the goth kids and give them this letter. Get them to join our kingdom and we shall lay waste to the drow elves once and for all! Fucking cheaters..." 'Hmmm... Maybe I should tell him about my anal probe and that alien ship...' Camellia thought, "Nah! He wouldn't believe me."


"Hey Camellia!" Butters said. He and Princess Kenny were waiting for her on the front porch. "We've heard from the wizard king that you need to send a letter to the goth kids." Butters said. "Oh I see," Camellia said, "so where do the goth kids usually hang out?" "They usually hang out at the school." Butters replied, "Here let's go use the Timmy Express." "Timmy Express?" Camellia said. "Yeah! It's ran by Timmy, he takes kids around South Park for no charge." Butters explained.

He goes to a nearby red flag with a horn attached to it. He honks on the horn and a boy on a wheelchair came shortly after with a string of red wagons attached to the back. "Timmy!" He cried. "Hey Timmy!" Butters said, "This is Camellia, she's the new kid." "Timmy! Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy." Timmy said. "Is that all you say?" Camellia asked. "Timmy, Timmy," Timmy replied. "Okay..." Camellia said, "Can you take us to the school?" "Timmy, Timmy, Timmy!" Timmy said. Camellia and Butters hopped onto the first red wagon and Princess Kenny sat on the wagon behind them.

"Butters, Princess Kenny, I have something to confess..." Camellia said, "Remember when you saw the government workers working on a new Taco Bell?" "Yeah? What's wrong," Butters asked. "Well..." Camellia said, "That Taco Bell is an alien ship." "What! An alien ship!" Butters cried in shock. Princess Kenny was shocked as well. "It's true!" Camellia said, "they stuck some probe up my ass." "What you mean Cartman also had an anal probe?!" Camellia translated from Princess Kenny, "Oh, used to... Ouch, he had to get surgery as well?"

"Timmy!" Timmy cried. The train was at the front of the school. "Thanks Timmy!" Camellia said as they all get off the train. "Timmy!" Timmy said as the train drove away. "So where do they hang out at school?" Camellia asked. "Behind this gate." Butters replied. He opens it easily. Camellia, Princess Kenny and Butters were at the area where the school gets its delivery from trucks.

Four goth kids were just sitting on the ground. A maroon rug was laid out and a black radio was on playing some music.

"Who's that?" Pete asked when he saw her. "I think it's the new kid people are talking about." Henrietta Biggie answered, "I can't remember her name, though." "It's Camellia..." Camellia corrected. "Beat it, new kid," Micheal said, "this area is strictly for Goth Kids." "But I have a letter from Kupa Keep!" Camellia protested. She hands the letter to Pete. He gives it to Henrietta. She gives it to Micheal. "What's this?" Micheal asked, "Join the Kingdom of Kupa Keep to battle the wicked elves. All recruits welcome." Micheal then crumples the paper into a ball and throws it away. "Sorry, Frodo, we don't play Dungeons and Douchebags." "Yeah, beat it new kid." Pete added. "Aw, come on, let's do it!" Firkie protested, "We never do anything." "No way!" Micheal retorted, "She's a conformist! Look at her clothes and her hair... Well her hair is fine." "Yeah tell you what, New Kid. Get the right clothes and some cigarettes and coffee and then talk to us again." Pete informed. "Yeah," Micheal added, "if you wanna prove you aren't a conformist then you need to look exactly like we do. Then maybe we'll consider hanging out with you."


"Okay, I've gone over the list I need, some black clothing, cigarettes and some coffee." Camellia said. "There's a homeless guy that sells some black clothing outside the Storage Facility." Butters answers, "And we can get some coffee from Tweek Bros." "But where are we going to find cigarettes?" Camellia asked. Princess Kenny muffled, Butters translates her saying, "Oh no, you don't mean the Sixth Graders!" "What about them?" Camellia asked. "They bully children at the lower grade level," Butters said, "Oh just thinking about them makes me so angry..." "Okay, okay!" Camellia cried, "Let's leave that for last."

After purchasing some black clothes and other accessories, Camellia stuffs it her pink bag. The trio were now inside Tweek Bros. Coffee Shop. "Hey Mr. Tweak!" Camellia greeted. "Welcome to my coffee shop." Mr. Tweak said, "Thanks for helping Tweek in the back room. Would you like to try some coffee? It's fresh, like a sun-dappled cornfield ready for harvest." "Um, yes can I have a cup of Tweek Bros. Dark Roast Coffee." Camellia ordered. "Here you go," Mr. Tweak said as he hands a cup of fresh brewed coffee to her in a maroon mug. "Thanks!" Camellia said as she paid for the coffee. "Come back anytime!" Mr. Tweak replied.

As Camellia, Butters and Princess Camellia exited the coffee shop, they were confronted by four elves.

"Hey there she is!" cried the elf with a red and white helmet.

"Camellia, the Elf King has requested your presence." Dontell reported, "You can either come quietly or you can fight."

"Never!" Camellia said, "I rather fight then join you!"

After they defeated the elves...

"You just had to fight us..." Dontell said. One of them knocked Camellia out with a hammer. "Camellia!" Butters cried. "Alright then tie her up and let's take her back to the kingdom." Dontell ordered. They all fell to notice that Camellia was floating in the air. "Oh my god! Is she possessed?!" The helmet elf cried.

They looked up and saw a girl with long auburn hair tied into a high ponytail and dark raven eyes reeling back the cord of her red fishing pole. "What the-?" One of the elves cried. "How smart..." Dontell examined, "she uses her fishing rod to hoist Camellia to safety." "Run, whoever you are..." Butters cried, "Run and take Camellia somewhere safe!"

She carries Camellia and jumps from roof to roof. "Whoa, strong girl..." The helmet elf said. "This no time for starring!" Dontell said, "tell all the elves that an auburn girl has taken Camellia!" "Yes sir!" said the elf with short blonde hair and is wearing an pale orange robe. "As for you two..." Dontell said as he turns towards Princess Kenny and Butters. "W-what are you going to do with us..." Butters said.


Somewhere in an underground base...

Camellia woke up on a blue bed with dollar signs and fishes sewn on it. She sits on the bed and stretches her limbs. "I see you are awake..." the auburn haired girl said. "Thanks for saving me..." Camellia said, "who are you?" "I'm Sarah Anynomous (any-nom-es)" The auburn haired girl introduced. "We're in my underground base, it's under Stark Pond."

"I see," Camellia said. The base was decorated with some Christmas lights, shelves, a lime green rug, a laptop with a printer besides it, a desk with some drawers, and some white banners.

Sarah had on a blue shirt where her golden necklace with a dollar sign can easily be seen around her neck, khaki pants, and black shoes. A pair grey googles with green lens and dark blue strap was pushed onto her forehead.

"My base has a secret entrance to South Park's sewer system." Sarah replied. "It's over there to your left. Do you remember the news report where they were going to the announce a new Taco Bell?" "Yeah..." Camellia said, "but that was not a Taco Bell statue at all, that was an alien space ship." "I believe you are correct, Camellia," Sarah said, "when that ship crash landed it spilled green goo. Look..." Sarah takes a testing tube filled with the green goo, she spills it all over a white rat. The rat transformed and there was a red bandana with a swirling black cross on it. "It somehow transforms people and animals into Nazi zombies..." Sarah said. "Nazi zombies?" Camellia said confused. Sarah takes out a small dagger and stabs the Zombie's back.

"This is a very serious matter, Camellia," Sarah said, "I have a feeling that the end of this town is coming..." "Really, how do you know..." Camellia asked. "I just know alright..." Sarah said, "I'm also a mage, a level 10 one." "Really that's cool..." Camellia said, "if you're a mage then why don't you play with the others." "It's a complicated thing, Camellia," Sarah said, "Here I'll give you my number. Good luck, I have a feeling you'll need it."


Butters and Princess Kenny were tied up to two small trees. "Let us go, you drow elves!" Butters cried. Princess Kenny just muffled obscenities at them.

"I'm sorry High Jew Elf Kyle," Dontell apologizes as he bows in front of the throne, "but a young girl with long auburn hair abducted Camellia right under noses and has taken her someplace safe." "Wait did you say a girl with auburn hair?" Kyle asked. "Yeah, why?" Dontell said. "Did she have on grey googles and a golden necklace with a dollar sign charm?" Kyle asked. "She was wearing goggles but I wasn't able to see the necklace..." Dontell said. "What is it Kyle..." Stan said.

"That girl you've described, her name is Sarah Anynomous," Kyle answered, "she's a rouge level 10 mage that lives in secrecy. Why would she be interested in her?" "Well, it could be possible, t-that since Camellia is the Dragonborn, she probably kept her somewhere safe." Jimmy theorized. "Richard..." Kyle said, "I want you to go find Camellia..." "Yes, your highness," Richard said as he saluted. "I'm also assigning the Bard and Stan as your buddy partners for today." Richard nodded, "Come on let's go find her." "H-hey what about us?!" Butters cried. "Oh don't worry we'll free ya, once news of Camellia's well being has been reported." The elf replied. "Oh god dammit, Camellia I hope you're alright!" Butters said as he tries to free himself from his restraints.


"So where should we look for her?" Richard said. "If I were Sarah, I would have taken her to that secret base everyone was talking about." Stan replied. "Y-yeah..." Jimmy said, "I've h-heard that she has a secret underground base at S-stark's Pond." "Alright, Stark's Pond then," Richard said.

At Stark's Pond, Stan spotted someone near the sign. "Hey there she is!" Stan cried. "Elves capture her!" Richard commanded. Elves started to surround Camellia from all sides. "Well, well, well," Richard said, "try to escape us huh? Well, you can think again! We have your friends tied up at our base, and unless you cooperate, they won't be free. So Camellia, will you come with us quietly."

Camellia sighs as she had no choice. "Alright, I'll come with you, but they better be untied by the time I get there." "Deal," Stan said. An elf ties Camellia arms behind her back. "Come with us kid." The elf said.

Back at the Elven Kingdom...

"Sir, we brought news!" An elf cried, "They found Camellia." "Alright then," Kyle said, "Elves untie Butters and Princess Kenny and send them free." "Just be lucky that your friend has cooperated with us." Another elf said as he untied them. "Well just you wait, Drow Elf!" Butters warned, "You'll feel the wrath of my hammer!" The two exited the kingdom.

Kyle went back to his seat and waited for her arrival. Richard, Stan and Jimmy were the first to arrive. "I see that you have returned." Kyle said, "Your mission was a success." "Yes my lord," Richard said, "she will be coming soon." "Here she comes!" Stan said.


A crowd of elves gathered to see the Dragonborn for themselves. They slowly make a line as Camellia slowly walks to the Elven Throne with an elf point a spear behind her.

She can tell that they were not very pleased of her presence.

She looks up and saw Kyle sitting on his throne. Stan was on his right and the leader elf that ordered the attack on Kupa Keep not long after she just joined. "So... you're the new kid everyone's talking about. Camellia, correct?" Kyle asked.

"Yup, she's the one alright," the elf said. He gets off his throne and walks towards her. "You're playing for the wrong side, dude!" Kyle said. "What?!" Camellia cried in shock in disbelief. He walks past her. "What did Wizard fat ass tell you?" Kyle asked, "That we broke the rules and took the Stick last night? He's lying?" "What?!" Camellia said, "but when Cartman told me that morning that the Stick was taken. He didn't seem to be lying." "Oh that's what he wants you to believe," Stan retorted, "Cartman is the one you should be fighting against. He's hiding the Stick - which is cheating - and acting all betrayed and sad to get YOU to recruit more people for him."

Kyle started to walk back to his throne. "We tracked a Twitter raven who says you are currently trying to recruit the goths for the wizard." He said, "Go recruit them. But bring them to US. Then we can ransack Cartman's stupid kingdom and get the Stick back once and for all." He removed Camellia's restraints, and walks back to the kingdom. "I'm trusting you to do what's right. And kid... if you betray us, we'll tell EVERYONE you're a butthole." "Is that some sort of blackmail?" Camellia asked. He sat on his throne and assigned the Bard and Stan as her buddy partners. "What no way!" Camellia said. "Y-you're still mad at me at the Giggling Donkey, are ya?" Jimmy asked. Camellia hit Jimmy on the head with her Warrior's Blade. "I'll take that as a y-y-yes..." Jimmy stuttered.

Camellia goes down to her iPhone. "Oh, no you don't!" Stan said he confiscates her phone. "You're trying to contact Butters and the others." "What! Ugh, that's not fair!" Camellia cried. "L-life's not fair, kid," Jimmy retorted.

Camellia sighs and looks down at the list of things she needs, "All I need is some cigarettes... And the only place I can find them is from the Six Graders." "What! No way!" Stan cried in disbelief, "They won't take kindly to us!" "Don't worry I have a plan..." Camellia said.


At the alley way near Jimbo's Guns shop, three six graders were smoking. "Last cigarette. You guys got more?" One of them asked. "Yeah..." Another said. "Get lost fourth graders!" One of the six graders said when he saw Camellia, Stan and Jimmy. "Alright hand over the cigarettes!" Camellia said as she gets out her Alien Ray Gun, "Or what?" A six grader said. Camellia fired a warning shot at the dumpster behind them. "Just give me a pack and we'll be on our way." Camellia said. "H-here kid," A six grader said, "Take some!" "Thank you!" Camellia said. They left behind a group of shocked six graders .

"Whoa, that was awesome," Stan said, "No one has threaten the Six Graders before. Nice work!" "Yes," Jimmy said, "this is girl is very violent when necessary."

The children were back at the school, Camellia had changed her attire completely. She wore a white scarf around her neck, grey jacket, black jeans and her barrette was white. "Whoa, nice look," Stan said. "Hey the Goths wanted me to dress them so yeah," Camellia said, "just be glad I don't have make up on."

"Alright guys we're back..." Camellia said. "Oh, looking good girl!" Henrietta said. "Did you bring them?" Pete asked. "Yeah I brought them," Camellia said as she was carrying a coffee mug and some smokes. "Hold on now," Micheal said, "Being goth isn't just how you dress, it's a frame of mind. It's time for you to prove that you go against society's rules." "Yeah!" Firkie said. "There's a big PTA meeting happening right now at the community center." Micheal continued, "You need to walk right into the middle of that meeting and tape this sign to their table." He then gave the sign that said, 'Fuck the Conformists' to Camellia. "Yeah... That will prove your individuality." Pete said. "Go on, beat it. And don't come back until you have a PICTURE of that sign taped to the PTA table." Micheal said as he sat back down on the stairs.

Camellia sighs as she went down to the Park County Community Center.