Hello people...

Yeah this is the final chapter..

I saw that there aren't these many hoennshipping fans around here soo ill just start a contestshipping soon..

Soo lets go on !

When we left of May lost her memory , Red knocked Blue off .. yeah yeah lets go..

"Mr Red , i can't belive it ! How could you beat up Miss Blue ? Your a good student , she's your girlfriend ! And she's a girl ! All i want to know is , WHY ?!" asked Headmaster Oak

"Well Oak buddy , you see i HAD reasons , She cheated on me , she got pregnant and now she wants to get back to me ! And when she found that i was cheating on her he almost killed me !" sayd Red calmly

"Still thats no reason to beat her up ! Wait.. PREGNANT ?! Red you realize you could get her kicked out and you also for beating up a girl AND the one that did it ! soo tell the truth or it will be worse" shouted Oak

*Blue...* "No sir i lyed sorry... im just angry right now.." sayd Red worryed

"Well.. all i can do is to suspend you for 1 week soo.. you can leave NOW." *sigh*

"Tanks sir"

With Blue and the rest~

"I JUST CANT BELIVE what he did !" shouted Misty

"We know Misty but he had reasons maybe" pointed out Ash

"WHAT REASONS?" roared Misty

"She is pregnant with Brendan's baby?..just saying" added Drew

"Yeah.." Misty sighs

"She's waking up!" sayd Paul without even giving a shoot

"Gaaaah my head *tryes to stand up but falls back down* i cant feel my legs , my belly hurts alot.." sobbed Blue

"Take it easy girl" sayd the Nurse

"What happend? Gaaaaaaaaah it hurts T_T" cryed Blue

*The gang explains what happend* "And thats how it happend..." sayd Misty

"I..is he okay ? where is Red ? where is Brendan ? where is May ?!"

"Well , May fainted when she saw you and when she waked up she lost her memory , and Brendan fooled her into thinking that she's a Bad Girl that's 18 years old and that is virgin andd that is his girlfriend" sayd Ash

"Yep that sound like Brendan a lot !"

They all laugh like crazy !

*Red cames in* "Um Mr Red , i dont think you have any rights to be here after what you did soo i ask you to leave" Sayd the Nurse

"It's okay miss , let him come" sayd Blue " If we .. can talk in 4 eyes .. please nurse ? "

"Okay then if thats what you want" *they all leave*

"Look Blue i'm sorry it's just that i.. i was really mad , after you tryed to kill me ... you got pregnant with Brendan .. then you came back to me..."

"I know it's kinda my fault.." blue sighs

"No it's mine that i cheated on you and that i beated you up... blue.. im suspended for 1 week.." *sobs*

"No Red.. *starts crying* now now it's no need for crying for a douche like me.. i dont deserve your tears" *starts crying slowly*

"Red.. the Nurse told me that im pregnant in 9 months.."

"That means Brendan will be a dad ! Hurray..." *still crying*

"No Red.. that means .. you will be a dad" sayd Blue

"You really want me after what i did to you ?..*stops crying*

"Red.. i always wanted you" *kisses*

With Brendan and May shall we? xD ~

"Hey May , got a bucket of chicken... wanna do it ?" asked Brendan holding a bucket of chicken

"Yeah okay" sayd May careless

[that Team Fortress2 reference tho]

After 25 sexy goddamn minutes~

"Damn i came fast ! woooh " says brendan as he gasps for air

*RANDOM MEMORY CAME BACKKKK*

"Wha.. BRANDON !? WHAT AM I DOING HERE OMG?!" screams May as her memory came back

"Aww your memory is back D:" sayd Brendan sadly

*Brendan explains to May what happend*

"Really .. - got a bucket of chicken.. wanna do it? WOW that's all you came with ? " asks May

"Yeah... *squeze* soo soft ! *puts head on her big breasts and licks them* Soo soft... as a pillow!" sayd Brendan drunkly.

"St-stop ! You perv ! Geez sto-stopp ! Feels soo.." moans May

"And im the perv ? *winks*"

"Wait... when you came.. you came out.. or in?" asks May in a scary way

"Ermm *giggles* well you see... in"

"Aww i wanted to taste it ! no fun *looks on her belly and spots some cum* just the thing! *tastes* that taste !"

"Okay that was .. disgusting ?"

"Hmm.. seems like your lil' guy here grew up since i was 13 eh ? *spanks it*" says May as she laughs

"Dont ! It hurts T_T and yes it grew ! .. Awww touch it more he feel asleep!"

"Perv :P gives a handjob then a blowjob"

"I-im cumming!"

*he cums in her mouth*

"Mmm juicy ! You only resisted 12 minutes , whats wrong with ya' ?" :P

"Little perv ! *slaps her ass* "Little baby-soft ass"

"Ouch!"

[A/N okay okay that's enough of them.. ]

AFTER 2 YEARS

Red : He's soo cute !

Blue : Just like you !

Red blushes : Well im sexy ! not cute ! HOT !

Blue : Okk thats a little selfish !

Cole : Agoogogogahgaaaa goo' daddy!

Blue : He sayd his first word ! Awww

Red : Hes a cutie !

Blue : Wait .. Red what time is it !?

Red : 9:00 PM why ?

Blue : BECAUSE May's And Brendan's wedding is at 9:10PM at the Poke Chappel

Red : TO THE CAR !

Blue : We're not dressed !

Red : TO THE CLOSSET !

After they get dressed it's already 9:05PM

Red : CMON BLUE WELL BE LATE !

Blue : Comming !

Cole : Googoagaga *she's soo slow*

Red : Aww your soo cute Cole!

Blue : Come on ! to the car fast !

At the wedding ! [already started]

Priest : Brendan will you take May Maple to be your wife and respect her and care for her even in the hardest moments ?

Brendan : Yes.

Priest : May will you take Brendan Birch to be your man and respect him and care for him even in the hardest moments ?

May : Yes.

Priest : If anyone has something to say now , there's your chance.

? and ? : WAITTTTTTTTT!

Everyone : huh?

Blue : Sorry sorry we were late because SOMEONE forgot about the wedding !

Red : In my defense , she forgot too.

Priest : Okay okay sit down please. Okay.. Then i shall call you now MAN AND WIFE ! You mai kiss the bride

*Brendan kisses her then runs towards the car carrying her*

Everyone : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Yeah yeah ending hahahhahahah happy ending everyone is happy expect me !

Yeeeey

I wanted to continue this to 50 chapters BUT there aren't fans of Hoennshipping around soo..

And .. i got a new girlfriend ! Yay ! Everyone is happy now !

-The end-

One republic - Counting stars

Lately I been, I been losing sleep

Dreaming about the things that we could be

But baby, I been, I been prayin' hard

Said no more counting dollars

We'll be counting stars

Yeah, we'll be counting stars

[Verse 1]

I see this life

Like a swinging vine

Swing my heart across the line

In my face is flashing signs

Seek it out and ye shall find

Old, but I'm not that old

Young, but I'm not that bold

And I don't think the world is sold

I'm just doing what we're told

I feel something so right

By doing the wrong thing

And I feel something so wrong

By doing the right thing

I couldn't lie, couldn't lie, couldn't lie

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

[Chorus:]

Lately I been, I been losing sleep (hey!)

Dreaming about the things that we could be

But baby, I been, I been prayin' hard (hey!)

Said no more counting dollars

We'll be counting stars

Lately I been, I been losing sleep (hey!)

Dreaming about the things that we could be

But baby, I been, I been prayin' hard (hey!)

Said no more counting dollars

We'll be, we'll be counting stars

[Verse 2:]

I feel the love

And I feel it burn

Down this river every turn

Hope is our four letter word

Make that money

Watch it burn

Old, but I'm not that old

Young, but I'm not that bold

And I don't think the world is sold

I'm just doing what we're told

And I feel something so wrong

By doing the right thing

I couldn't lie, couldn't lie, couldn't lie

Everything that drowns me makes me wanna fly

[Chorus:]

Lately I been, I been losing sleep (hey!)

Dreaming about the things that we could be

But baby, I been, I been prayin' hard

Said no more counting dollars

We'll be counting stars

Lately I been, I been losing sleep (hey!)

Dreaming about the things that we could be

But baby, I been, I been prayin' hard (hey!)

Said no more counting dollars

We'll be, we'll be counting stars

Oh, oh, oh.

[Bridge 4x:]

Take that money

Watch it burn

Sink in the river

The lessons I learned

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

[Chorus:]

Lately I been, I been losing sleep (hey!)

Dreaming about the things that we could be

But baby, I been, I been prayin' hard (hey!)

Said no more counting dollars

We'll be counting stars

Lately I been, I been losing sleep

Dreaming about the things that we could be

But baby, I been, I been prayin' hard

Said no more counting dollars

We'll be, we'll be counting stars

[Outro 4x:]

Take that money

Watch it burn

Sink in the river

The lessons I learned

They rock ! See ya in my next Contestshipping fiction!