Heya! Okay, I must say that I really enjoyed this chapter, since I think Aqualad is one of the most easily annoyed characters! Teehee! Anyway, this one goes to my two most dedicated reviewers: never-vs-always and ravenwolf777! You guys rock and make me feel awesome about my writing! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: *Snort* Are you kidding me? I totally own the Teen Titans! And pigs can fly.

Aqualad

1. Buy fish tacos for lunch. (A/N: Loved this in the show! :)

2. Decorate his room with dead fish.

3. Put dead fish in his swimming pool.

4. Always feel around his neck with your hands. When he asks why, say, "I'm checking for gills!"

5. Drain the water in his pool.

6. Drain the water in his pool then fill it with blue Jell-O instead. (A/N: I do not own Jell-O, either...)

7. Drain the water in his pool and put blue paint in it instead.

8. Ask him if he can introduce him to The Little Mermaid.

9. Ask him if he's part mermaid.

10. Call him Fishboy, Fishface, Fishstick, Kelp Head, Seaweed Brain, (A/N: Kelp Head and Seaweed Brain belong to Rick Riordan) Aquaidiot, Urchin-up-your-a**, Fishfood, Sharkbait, (A/N: SHARKBAIT, HOO HAHA! Finding Nemo...) etc.

11. Call him Unitard Guy.

12. Ask him if he's from Atlantis. When he says yes, ask him if he can help you find it.

13. Tell him Atlantis doesn't exist.

14. Tell him his only fangirls are dolphins.

15. Sing, "Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming," whenever he's around.

16. Whenever there's news of an earthquake, tsunami, rogue wave, etc., ask him to tell Poseidon to calm down.

17. Constantly ask him to play Go Fish.

18. Always pull faces whenever he's around, and when he asks why, say, "Who has pure black eyes? FREAK!"

19. Ask him, "Have you ever heard of scissors, Aqualad? Jesus, your hair is long! Cut it before I attack you and make you do it!"

20. Attack him with a pair of scissors anyway and hack off some of his hair.

21. Ask him if he sleeps on a waterbed.

22. Dump a ton of sand in his pool, and when he asks why, answer, "I'm just trying to help you feel at home!" Then chuck in a couple of seashells for good measure.

23. When he's hanging out on the roof, push him off the side into the water, and say, "Everything that comes from the sea must return to the sea!"

24. Ask him if he's going to marry a dolphin when he grows up.

25. Say, "Today I went fishing and I caught lots and lots of fish!"

26. Ask if it's annoying to hear whale gossip since he can communicate with sea life.

27. Make a fish face whenever he's in the room.

28. Make whale noises like Dory from Finding Nemo whenever he talks. (A/N: I don't own Dory or Finding Nemo, either.)

29. Force him to watch Finding Nemo twenty-seven times.

30. Force him to watch The Little Mermaid fifty-two times.

31. Tell Speedy Aqualad stole his comb.

32. Tell Aqualad Speedy has better hair than he does.

33. Follow him around blowing bubbles at him, and then when he yells at you, say, "I was trying to make you feel at home! Jeez!"

34. Dress up as Trident and scare him in the middle of the night.

35. Ask him if he and Speedy are in a relationship.

36. Say, "Awwww! Aqualad, you and Speedy are sooooo adorable together! Spaqua forever!'

37. Tell him since Atlantis doesn't exist, he doesn't exist either.

38. When he says that Atlantis does exist, shake your head and say sadly, "That's what they all say before they go insane."

39. Pester him to teach you to breathe underwater.

40. Ask him constantly why he got kicked out of Atlantis.

41. Remind him constantly about how he got his butt kicked by Plasmus and Trident.

42. Bring up his defeat in the Tournament of Heroes in every conversation you have.

43. Keep petting him, and when he asks why, reply, "I'm looking for scales."

44. Give him one of those fish you hang on a wall for Christmas.

45. Ask him what his favorite type of food is. When he asks you, say, "Oh, I absolutely ADORE sushi!"

46. Eat fish and chips in front of him.

47. Take him to a seafood restaurant.

48. Dye his hair magenta in the middle of the night.

49. Whenever he bursts pipes with his powers, chant, "Become one with the plumbing, Aqualad. Become one with the plumbing."

So, this is Aqualad's! Do you like it? Please review and tell my what you think!

Next up is our darling little hot-tempered, carrot-topped archer- Speedy!

Thanks!

~lilmissf