In Order of Appearance:

Washington D.C.- America.

Bonn- (West) Germany.

Rome- (North) Italy.

Tokyo- Japan.

London- England.

Naples- South Italy.


The Allied Capitals were holding their meeting.

"My fellow (not as cool as me) Allies, we must not let those annoying Axis Capitals terrorise us! Now is the time where we the Allies save the world. Let's fight together the most effective way- The American Way! We'll show this Axis of Evil how serious we really are!" Washington D.C., the youngest (or is he?) of the Allies was taking charge of the meeting. None of the other members didn't really like it, but Washington just told them to 'live with it, I'm the coolest here'.

The American slammed his hand onto a blackboard with Bonn, Rome and Tokyo drawn in chibi style. "I say we attack Rome first because Romans are usually drunk and can't drive!"


[INSERT HETALIA: AXIS POWERS OPENING HERE]


Washington was scoffing himself with burgers as he carried on with the meeting.

"Now, let's start the meeting to discuss-" Washington swallowed his burger and put another one in his mouth. "-bringing down the oh so amazing Axis of Evil. I'm the moderator-" Another Burger "-so listen to me carefully. Really, it's annoying that that sausage loving bitch who is actually my cousin started all this shit. Never liked her, she has almost as many insanely long periods-" Another Burger "-as London. I bet she's deeply in love with Rome. She's probably trying to get nice food and artwork, or him to fuck her. Anyway, who'd want to have sex with a German other than other Germans? I'm confused about this."

London stood up from her chair she was sat at, her hand in the air. She was in her WWII Military Outfit, similar to England's, but the end of the shirt was longer to make it look a little more feminine. "I can hardly understand what you're saying and the things I understand are irrelevant to the meeting and or utter bullshit! Stop eating you fat bastard!"

"I know my American English is so much more amazing and intimidating than your English, so I'll stop eating this absurd pile of hamburgers just for you, my big sister who I live so much~ I hope it means you can focus better to my very important speech."

Washington D.C. kept his promise, but instead was now drinking from a McDonalds like cup. Insanely loudly. "…Axis…Bad Guy and Gals…Allies…Good Guys and Gals…" He finally stopped drinking. "And the Hero is-"

"Finish the sentence and we'll send you as a gift to the Axis!"


~x~


"Hey, Bonn! Check it out! This is my twin brother Naples! Isn't he cool?"

Bonn sighed slightly. Mein gott, not another Italian! "Hi, I'm Bonn. A pleasure."

"Back when Italy wasn't unified, I represented the Capital of North Italy while Naples represented the Capital of South Italy! Since we've always been governed separately, he spent more time with our big brother Madrid so he's become kind of what we Italians call a cazzo. Now say hi to my friend!" Rome said to his brother, not showing any emotion.

The Napolitano boy started shaking his hand in a disapproval way. "Suck my balls you stupid potato eater."

Bonn looked shocked, but it wasn't because of Naples' personality. Rome had spoken about his brother for her to know what he was like, but she expected him to say something a little nicer for the first time they spoke.

Rome grabbed his brother from behind and started dragging him away from the female.

"Oh boy, you're heavy…"

"Would you stop it with your hug therapy?! I bet you'll make us the first country to accept gay rights (Denmark was, actually)!"

As the two Italians fought, Bonn was watching them, shaking her head slightly. "I'll never understand Catholics…"


~Hetalia!~


"OK Miss Stupid German." Naples started, calmer than Bonn expected. "What did you do to twist my brother's head around so bad?"

Bonn at this point was carrying two barrels with several cheeses on top. "Uh, what do you want?"

"Che palle! Don't play dumb with me you stupid German, that's my brothers job and I know you have some plan for him that's sinister and sure, your highways don't have speed limits and what's annoying is your people come as tourists to my place and they're really scaring my balls off. Also I stepped in rabbit poop earlier and I'm putting the blame on you!"

Bonn was getting annoyed with the Southern Italian. "Stop right there. You can't blame me for that!"

Naples disappeared for a second, before he reappeared with his arms full of tomatoes. Rome did say that he spent a lot of time with Mardid... "The weatherman predicts a 99% chance of shitstorm and it's coming right this way!"

Meanwhile, while Naples was to Bonn, himself and the tomatoes, Paris appeared out of a manhole behind him. "I have finally succeeded in entering Bonn secretly! Now I'll take her by surprise."

Naples obviously heard his French brother behind him, and suddenly started freaking out. He was so freaked out he grabbed the back of Bonn's jacket, and tried to hide under it. It wasn't very effective, as his shoulders down were exposed and his head was right next to the 'Stupid German's' ass.

"AAAAAHHH IT'S PARIS!"

"Aaaahhh, it's Bonn!" Paris cringed to himself, while the German girl was there watching the two of them, the barrels she was holding shaking to the point she was only just holding them as Naples was shaking.


~Hetalia!~


Bonn was trying to learn how to actually get on with Naples, even though he was the one causing the hassle. She was even halfway through a book called How to get along with Italians: Brothers when the Napolitano next arrived.

"Hey, you potato loving asshole! I've got a surprise for you!"

Bonn really didn't want whatever Naples had for her. As Naples didn't like her, now thought she wanted to rape Rome and was a pervert, she didn't think what was coming would be good. "What is it? Another Jew?"

"I have created a secret weapon which is so amazing that only my Capital will be able to create it. I will now use it to the best of its powers."

He grabbed his weapon and held it up. "Moustache!"

Naples started laughing his head off. "You look so very stupid with your big bushy moustache, even if you were a man you would, hahaha~"

"Urm…You do realise from my angle, it looks like you have the moustache, right?"

In a matter of milliseconds the Southern Italian went from laughing to almost crying. "AH! Turn you head around! No, don't look! I'm so uglyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"


~Hetalia!~


"Ah! No fair! My amazing moustache backfired on me!"

"Don't cry Naples." Rome said, even though his brother was facing away from him. "Bonn doesn't care about your moustache. She's really a nice person, trust me. She really helps me when I'm in a problem and always keeps things organised. Plus she's stronger and prettier and whiter than anybody! During summer she comes to my house and puts a tent in the backyard. She lets me walk her dogs too! Even though I usually fall over and they all sit on me, German Shepard's are heavy! Also, German sounds really funny! And laughing is good for the heart~"

Naples turned around to look at his brother, tears filling his eyes (No there wasn't, dammit!). "Rome…just for once, would you say things about me like that?"

"Urgh…" The Roman slowly backed away.

Naples felt completely rejected. "I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" He yelled, so mad he started to break through the ceiling.

"Where are you going, brother?"


[INSERT CHIBITALIA OPENING]


"I'm home. I put them under my control- Ah!" Rome is in my house!

Residenz watched as the Italian was cleaning the floor with his broom, completely scared. After a few seconds, he walked into the room that Rome was currently cleaning in and tugged at the apron that Vienna had made him wear.

Rome couldn't see Residenz, but when he turned around to see who it was, the other child capital was gone.

After Rome had gone back to the cleaning, Residenz made the door ajar again, awkwardly looking in on the Roman. Rome screamed in fear as the Holy Roman continued staring at him.

"I'm so sorry! I'll do anything, just please don't hit or eat me!"

Being the shy capital he is, ran off.

"I wonder what's bothering him." Rome thought.

Meanwhile, in his own room, Residenz was clinging onto his pillow tightly, whining slightly. A couple of seconds later, he was rolling back and forth on his bed as fast as he could, yelling unrecognisable messages as he did so.

"Control yourself." Vienna said from the next room.


~x~


Bonn's phone was ringing.


To be continued.


Capitalia Profiles- Naples

Name- Naples

Human Name- Alvaro Vargas

Alternative Spellings- N/A

Age- 16

Gender- Male

Birthday- March 17th

Hair Colour- Dark Brown

Eye Colour- Amber with Green Flecks.

Height- 165cm

First Appearance- Chapter/Episode 1

Mother Nation- North Italy

Father Nation- South Italy

Relationship Status- Single

Relationships with:

Allies: Rome.

Enemies: No-one overly.

Former Boss- Mardid.

Brothers: Rome (Twin), Mardid (He calls him that but they aren't), Paris (See Madrid)