O My GOSH I AM SO SORRY THAT IT TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO UPDATE! The truth is….. "Good Blix you had better not be trying to make me should like I'm sorry", Blix yells from the other room. I guess you all caught me. I am Blix's good side, He's feeling under the weather so I'll be doing this chapter. (Smiles, and all the girl readers Pass out)… Enjoy. Thoughts are still in parenthesis.
Recap
(Stay calm Whinry. Ed Probably just doesn't get it. I'll ask him to get my fork this time.)
(Stay calm ED. Whinry just needs you to pick up her fork. She isn't trying to get your attention or anything. SIGH. No! Why wouldn't she want me? I'm nice calm funny Tall. That's it I am just going to blurt it out. That's it I love her and that's it. I am going to do it. Yes I am…………………No I'm not)
"Ed could you please get my fork it fell under the table", Whinry asked hopping he would get it this time. "Sure", Ed said sweating horrible. He got to his knees and went under the table.
(Perfect Whinry thought.) Slowly she adjusted her sitting position just to show a little bit more.
Boom Boom Boom
Whinry jumped a bit and looked over as the so called Mr. Armstrong burst into the house.
Present
Poor Edward Ch. 6
"Ms. Whinry How are you I Mr. Armstrong have come here with direct orders from Colonel Roy Mustang", yelled Mr. Armstrong as his shirt vanished into thin air.
( O know what am I going to do? I can't tell him Ed's under the Table…. Ok I'll just tell him Edward isn't here and get him out...)
"I'm sorry Mr. Armstrong, but Edward is at the market right now", announced Whinry with a sigh of relief. "That's perfect I have orders from the colonel to give you this", as he said this he handed Whinry a letter. "I also have orders to tell you that Edward is not to see this letter under any circumstances". With that Mr. Armstrong saluted and left.
(I wonder what this is? O well I'll read it later. Hmm I wonder why Ed hasn't gotten up and started cursing?) Just then Ed appeared with the fork with a very large nosebleed.
"O my gosh Ed are you all right"? asked Whinry. Ed replied yes and said he wasn't feeling well, he then ran to his room.
(All is going according to plan… Whinry smiled Evilly Now I guess I'll read this letter in my room. Whinry ran upstairs.
In Ed's room
(Wow…. I am not feeling very well. I can't believe it I'm such a horrible person! How could I…. How could I look at Whinry's panties… O god I'm going to hell.. Now crying… What's wrong with me. I have no choice I have done what I've done and I now have to follow the one rule of Alchemy….. Since I did this horrible act I need to tell her I love her… But how.. I'm just a little freak with robotic limbs.. She'll turn me down then what….. WAIT! That's it. The package Roy gave me that would work. I have to. Even though I despise that bastard I love Whinry more… Sigh..) With that Ed ran to his closet for the box of things.
Whinry's room
(Ok so I've delt with Ed for today and planned out tomorrow.. I guess I'll read this letter.. Opens the letter.
Dear Ms. Whinry,
I am sure you are wondering why you got this letter sp allow me to explain. At this moment Edward is in his room crying because he saw your panties.
(How the hell?)
Don't worry because he is also trying to confess his love for you. Yes he loves you…. If you are going to shout please do so now… I will give you a second…
(O MY GOD! EDWARD LIKES ME! NO LOVES ME……)
However there is a problem. The full Metal Alchemist is a wussy. As soon as he express's his feelings he will leave and you will never see him again. So here is what you do. Tomorrow night you will meet me for a date. Not a real date, but enough for Ed to realize he never wants you to leave him. I will pick you up tomorrow at 8:00 p.m.
Sincerely,
Roy Mustang
P.S. It would be more realistic if you tell Edward you are going out with me tomorrow. And sound excited.
(What the heck…… Do I listen? What do I do? I am so confused…
Back in Ed's room
( Got it! Ok it says the first thing to do is put the box of chocolates on her pillow while she is sleeping.. Ok she should be in bed by now.) Ed slowly tip toes to his door but when he gets there he here's a knock and freezes.
" Edward are you awake? You're not going to believe this, but tomorrow I am going on a date with Roy Mustang!", Whinry finished and all that was heard was a box of chocolates hitting the floor…
Now this is where im supposed to end this chapter, but come on. I'm a nice guy so here I'll keep typing. Don't tell Blix.
As the chocolates hit the floo/ "What the hell do you think your doing good Blix.. Ummmm I was just.. "Shut up I don't care the chapter ends here! You people wanna read the next chapter than review. Please people help me….. Shut up!
