Ten Ways to Annoy Harry Potter*

Tell him you think his scar is fake.

Be Moaning Myrtle and stalk him.

Ask him why he hangs out with 'that orange boy.'

Sit on him and refuse to get off.

Tell him you think he's a liar and Voldemort is not back.

Steal Hedwig.

If you're a boy, ask a girl Harry likes out before he does.

Smudge his glasses.

Call him a midget.

Mess up his hair even more than it already is.

*Harry may jinx you if you use this list. Just saying.