Chibikurohikitsune: this is MY chapter. Yes that's right MINE. As in CHIBIKUROHIKITSUNE'S CHAPTER. It is the RANDOMNESS chapter. It has NOTHING to do with the story. It is just for fun. It is stupid and pointless. It is has parody to the llama song. This will have MAJOR covers with random things. I will have to do the disclaimer at the end after I see all the things I used and don't own. How's that for a warning, Duct tape?

Nimeria: it could be better.

Ckhk: fine. THIS CHAPTER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OVERALL PLOT OF THIS STORY AND WOULD ONLY BE MENTIONED AGAIN IF THE MOOD WAS DARK AND MAYBE IN THE SEQUEL IF WE EVER GET THAT FAR. IT WILL SCAR ALL OF YOU. IT WILL MAKE YOU CRAWL INTO THE FETAL POSITION. IT IS PURE HUMOR AND HAS MAJOR OOCness. IT WILL MAKE YOU MORE SCARED OF US THEN YOU ALREADY ARE ESPECIALLY ME SINCE I WROTE IT. Of course I also wrote part chapter 9 which has major angst which surprised me, of course I was half asleep when I wrote it but still………. THIS HAS A PARODY TO THE LLAMA SONG, in some ways, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT JUST SKIP TO THE NEXT CHAPTER. I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG. PINK RABID LLAMA GIGS AND GORSES ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER! That will be all.

Nimeria: that was much better, but you didn't have to put 'Teenage Dirtbag' in it since it will add to the disclaimer.

Ckhk: thanks and I really don't care plus I'm listening to it. NOW ON WITH THE STORY!

Chapter 7: the Llama Song (google it)

It has been 3 months since the encounter at the club, which really wasn't an actual encounter since they didn't meet up with any one and there was no fighting. It's now Christmas. WOOHOO! Since its Christmas Niobe decided to let the crew of the Logos spend time with the Neb's crew, mainly for Kari and Sparkx sake (this is an intentional pun that you will get later).

Kari had been adjusting nicely to the routine of life on the Neb. She had gone back into the Matrix a few times but spent most of her time helping Tank. She spent her free time working on her time machine. This is where this whole predicament started. What predicament you ask? Well, read on, dear reader, read on. MWAHAHAHAHA!

Anyway, when the Logos crew arrived Sparkx immediately went to find Kari, who was looking at some of the stuff in her car.

"Hey, Kari"

"Hey, koibito, long time no see." Kari said, giving Sparkx a kiss.

"Whatcha working on?"

"Nothing, I'm just clearing out all the junk in here. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff I've found in here. Look." Kari said, taking out a bag of something, "See this," she pulled out a red and black seed, "this is the death plant seed. Watch." She closed her eyes and the seed started to sprout. It started small and grew around her arm; the branches seemed to have mouths on them. "The branches of this plant each have a mouth on it. The saliva that drips from it is acidic. It could devour you in seconds, but the pain from the acids would make it seem like eien, eternity." The plant went back into the seed. "Isn't it cool?"

Sparkx, who had paled a considerable amount during this little, uh, demonstration, just nodded. Kari laughed.

"Don't worry I have full control of it." she said in a Glitter-reassuring way. Let's just say that wasn't very reassuring, plus those of you readers who paid attention to chapter 3 would know that she has no clue what she's doing and almost killed both herself and Sparkx because she likes to show off.

"Um, yeah, sure. So what other things to you have that are, oh I don't know, NON-LETHAL?" Sparkx asked in a nice, calm, cool and collected voice (notice the sarcasm here people).

"Not much, mostly I have weapons and such, but I'll check." She was going through the back seat of her car, carelessly throwing out dangerous weapons and almost impaling Sparkx with many different types of swords, daggers, and other sharp, pointy objects that can cause pain and bodily harm, and the occasional killer plant ("AHHH! THIS APPLE HAS TEETH, VERY SHARP TEETH" "Oh, Sparkx, it's harmless unless you show fear or taste like chicken.").

"Hey, what's that?" Sparkx asked pointing to a crate as he narrowly dodged an oar; the oar realized that it had missed Sparkx so it hit him on the back of the head 4 times (the oar will also be explained later).

"Huh" she turned around, "oh, that's sake. So THAT'S what happened to the sake that Atsuko was hiding from Kurama-jisan. I swear, he should really stay away from alcohol unless he wants a repeat of what happened last time." She mumbled that last part more to herself (that last part is sort of a joke that any Yu Yu Hakusho fan, who would randomly end up here, would get).

"What's sake?" Sparkx asked, curious about the new development but really wanting to keep her mind of seeing if she had anything non-lethal cuz the lethal stuff usually ended up being thrown at his head or trying to eat him.

"It's a Japanese alcoholic beverage. It's commonly used in ceremonies like weddings, but is also used at parties and stuff. It's very strong. Hey that gives me an idea. Why don't we have a party since everyone's already here."

"Sure, we could all try some of the sake" And the two left romantically with a gentle breeze ("SPARKX, WHERE'D THIS SUDDEN TORRNADO COME FROM?"), romantic music ("KARI, WHERE THIS HORRIBLE POLKA MUSIC COMING FROM") and the temperature being just right ("SPARKX, YOU'RE SHIRTS ON FIRE!") and carried the cart of sake off into the sunset ("AAHHHHH! I'M BLIND!" "I CAN'T SEE A THING! AND WHERE DID THAT NOON DAY SUN COME FROM!"). WTF! Where did the sunset come from? Anyway…..

Time for the REAL chapter to begin…..

"I'm King of the world!" Neo yelled doing the whole 'I'm-Jack-and-I'm-on-a-boat-that's-gonna-sink-that-i-don't-even-belong-on-flirting-with-some-rich-girl-cuz-i-saved-her-life-and-I'm-only-here-cuz-I'm-good-at-poker-unlike-the-guy-who-bet-against-me-who-I-envy-cuz-he-gets-to-live-while-I-freeze-to-death-keeping-Rose-alive-who-then-pushings-me-into-the-Atlantic-cuz-I-froze-on-driftwood-from-the-metal-boat-that-was-called-'Unsinkable'-and-the-anniversery-of-that-sinking-boat-just-happens-to-be-on-one-of-the-co-authoress's-birthday-which-just-past-so-this-chapter-should-be-given-tons-of-reviews-to-compensate'(wink wink) thingy.

Sparkx decided to randomly start singing the llama in the high itched leprechaun voice and pulling different things out of plot holes:

"Here's a llama" a llama appears

"There's a llama" another llama appears

"And another little llama" a baby llama appears

"Fuzzy llama" a fuzzy llama appears

"Funny llama" a llama in a cocktail dress and stiletto heels appears

"Llama llama" 2 more llamas appear

"Duck" a duck randomly appears

"Llama llama" 2 more llamas appear

"Cheesecake" a double Decker strawberry cheesecake appears and the llamas and duck start eating it

"Llama" another llama appears and joins the others

"Tablet" a tablet squashes the turtle that came with the duck

"Brick" a brick falls on the duck

"Potato" the baby llama starts to eat the potato and chokes on it

"Llama" a baby llama comes to replace the other baby llama, who has recovered, and they get in a fight

"Llama llama" the baby llamas' mamas come and break up the fight

"Mushroom" a giant poisonous mushroom come and eats all the llamas and then explodes into many dancing mushrooms

"Llama llama" 2 'super' llamas come to defeat the mushrooms

"Duck" a giant duck pops up and sits on all of them

"I was once a tree house" a living tree, with a tree house on one of the branches, falls on the duck and they both disappear in a puff of smoke

"I lived in a cake" a ten layer chocolate cake appears and the turtle and duck (small one), who have made it out from under the tablet and brick, start to eat it

"But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake" an orange and a rake, dressed up as Luke Skywalker and the Easter Bunny, are fighting with Legolas's bow and arrows, Sting, Inu Yasha's Tetsusaiga, and peeps

"I was only tree years dead, but I told a tale" a tombstone starts reading A Tale of Two Cities (a very good book I might add)

"And now listen little child" a toddler appears, looks around, and starts crying

"To the safety rail" a safety rail appears and starts lecturing the toddler on the proper way to cry, the toddler stops crying, stares at the safety rail, and turns rabid with red eyes, sharp claws and pointy teeth, and starts to attack the safety rail

"Did you every see a llama?" a pink llama appears

"Kiss a llama" a green llama appears and kisses the pink llama

"On a llama" a dog falls on the green llama and knocks it unconscious

"Llama's llama" a baby llama with a diaper and a rattle appears

"Taste of llama" the dog tries to eat the llama who ends up eating the dog

"Llama llama" 2 dead llamas appear

"Duck" a rabid duck comes, eats all the surviving animals, then kills itself

"Half a llama" half a llama appears

"Twice a llama" the llama from Dr. Dolittle (the book) appears with the other part of the other half of the llama

"Not a llama" an aardvark appears looks around and falls asleep

"Farmer" a hobbit farmer appears, once he sees where he is he takes Legolas's bow and arrows and jumps into a plot hole that is supposed to take him to the Shire, but instead it messes up and he lands in New Zealand, he doesn't care (when I first wrote this I put Zew Nealand)

"Llama" a llama dressed like Barney™ (purple dinosaur Barney™) appears and is attacked by the toddler

"Llama in a car" a insert car of your choice, dear reader appears with a llama in the driver's sear, it repeatedly runs over Barney llama

"Alarm a llama" a police llama starts chasing racecar llama, Barbie™ (annoying doll) appears, they kill her and Barney

"Llama" random llama eating jello™ appears and watches the murders of Barbie™ and Barney™ (WHY WON'T THEY DIE! Also jello™ is fun to nail on trees, I've done it before)

"Duck" a goose with a big head appears (ode to a friend at school)

"Is it how it's told now" a speech bubble appears (BUBBLES! MUST. TORTURE. AND. ANNOY!)

"Is it all so old" an old lady pops up, the toddler runs to her and falls asleep in her arms, they go home through a plot hole but land in front of an army of orcs, they kill the orcs and go live with Aragorn in the White City

"Is this made of lemon juice?" a lemon starts chasing lemonade

"Doorknob" a giant doorknob appears and disappears

"Ankle" an ankle appears and a man with one foot starts chasing it

"Cold" the are now in the North Pole with Santa and his little evil minions that are plotting to rule the universe, then the eat gingerbread cookies and go back

"Now my song is getting thin" a wig appears on Morpheus's head

"And I've run out of luck" a rainbow with an empty pot of gold at the end

"Time for me to retire and become a duck"

Since Sparkx sang all of that in one breath he faints and turns into an unconscious duck. He accidentally left all of the plot holes open. That was very bad.

Very bad indeed…

Niobe had started to jump up and down screaming, "I'm a flying monkey!" so she was turned into a flying monkey. At this time a little black dog that goes by the name 'Toto', came out of a plot hole. Flying monkey-Niobe started to attack poor Toto, who had never gotten over the shock of the tornado and had to be placed in different rehab centers since he was still trying to get over the whole Oz incident. Toto had gone through more then enough doggy therapy sessions that he was an expert in all things psychiatric. He suddenly pulled out one of those little psychiatrist chair/bed thingies for the patient, a desk, clipboard and glasses, and started to question flying monkey-Niobe about her past.

Tank had managed to find a glass of water and was trying to swim in it. He had finally succeed when, from a plot hole, came a girl. She had light blue hair and amethyst colored eyes. She seemed to be looking for something and came ac the oar.

"There you are," said the mystery girl, "I've been looking all over for you and I found you just in time too. The big ferry girl race is tomorrow and you're my best oar." With that the mystery girl hopped on the oar and flew into the plot hole she came out of. Since you readers are probably not anime fans I'll just tell you who that was. That was Botan, she's a ferry girl to the River Styx a.k.a. the grim reaper. The reason the oar hit Sparkx was because Botan can pull her oar out of thin air and continuously hits people with it, that and her baseball bat.

Tank, on the other hand, had turned into a giraffe, not just any giraffe mind you, but a swimming giraffe. A swimming giraffe who gave counseling to poor less gifted animals and coached them on how to find there gifts. Needless to say, he and Toto worked together and opened up a practice. It was quite sad and pathetic. I mean all the animals that came to seek their counseling were sad and pathetic not the practice itself. In fact they made enough money to buy the planet from the aliens that own it, but that's besides the point. The point is they had very sad and pathetic patients. There was an Amazon cat from China that spoke bad and turned into an Amazon woman from China. There was a goose with bad eyesight who continuously lost his glasses and confused people and inanimate objects who turned into a man. There was a pig named P-chan that turned into a sad excuse for man, who could not tell north from east, whenever he was splashed with warm water. Of course, there was the fact that he was already the sad excuse for a man before he fell into the cursed spring of drowned goose/piglet, depending on who you're referring to, but still… (1)

Anyway Ghost was just there. He wasn't really doing anything at all. Just sitting there, eating jello™ and fighting off the army of mutant cafeteria food. Of course cafeteria food was always mutant but— wait a minute, where did the army of mutant cafeteria food come from? You know what? I don't wanna know. If you do, well, tough luck. There are some things that are never meant to be known, like where the other sock ends up when you put it in the dryer, or how they make cafeteria food, or why McDonalds™ French fries don't mold after 40 years. (2)

Neo had somehow managed to turn into a block of ice. Personally I think it was because he got TOO in character when he did the whole 'Jack' thing but it's your call on this one. Anyway he was a block of ice and Trinity was trying to melt him with a flame thrower. She is such a loyal girlfriend, of course it could be because he has a cake with him in the frozen nothingness that is Colombia, but no one cares.

Trinity was trying to roast the now awake and quacking Sparkx-duck. The other Trinity was in a candy coma from eating too many giant things of pixie stix which are really good and make you hyper and… wait a minute the OTHER Trinity. How many Trinitys are there? Let me count. One… two… twenty… ten… one hundred… I count 3 Trinitys; One frying frozen Neo, the other roasting Sparkx-duck, and the last unconscious. This ought to be interesting.

Morpheus was trying to walk in a straight line, but seemed to have developed a gimp, so he turned into a pimp. Just kidding, I just put that in cause it rhymed. He really turned into the Grinch. Hey I had to put some Christmas stuff in here somewhere it is Christmas time in the Matrix, which was the original title of this chapter but it got changed and yeah. So like any good Grinch, hey I made an oxymoron (I like that word), he went off to destroy the Christmas cheer of some poor, unsuspecting, way too perky for their own good Whos, or Anzus, whichever were closest. (3)

Hikari actually didn't get drunk. After everyone else started to get a bit tipsy she went back to working on her car. She found some foxnip. It's the same as catnip except for foxes. Kari is part fox spirit. Foxnip. Fox spirit. Not a very good combination. She was the worst of all of them. She got out her plants and grew baby death plants. She threw them into the plot holes. They grew up by eating people and/or animals and youkai. They made small town and communities with a good education for their baby plants. They were happy. Whenever a town rebelled against their tyranny, they (the plants if you hadn't figured it out by now) had of course taken over the world, middle earth, and the other dimensions they had ended up in, would eat all the rebels. It was a nice easy life. Then they got bored and went to find some fun. They ended up stranded on a random plant with only one copy of The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide. Kari was trying to walk a tightrope in her kitsune (fox/animal with four legs and tails) form. She fell into a vat of pudding. She drowned. Sparkx-duck went to save her. He was the only duck that didn't know how to swim. He also drowned. They both decided to just eat the pudding. The pudding turned into a giant monster that jumped into a plot whole and is now living a wonderful life as the manager of the Pink Motel, with his wife and three kids. Anywho…

The Trinitys had given up on whatever they had been doing and teamed up with Niobe-flying monkey to start a cheerleading squad. It was quite successful. They even joined up with Arwen, Eowyn, Kari, Botan, Keiko, Yukina, Anzu, Mia, Isis, Serenity, Shadow, Eclipse (Shadow and Eclipse do not belong to me they belong to the wonderful author Shadow Jaganshi who I couldn't get a hold of cuz my internet is messed up. I really hope she doesn't mind. Read all her stories they are great), Alice, Mayura, Sana, Fuka, Sakura, Tomoyo, Akane, Kagome, Sango, Belldandy, Urd, Skuld and the Sailor Senshi, Usagi, Minako, Rei, Ami, Makoto, and Rini with Luna, Diana, and Kero as the mascots (4). They were a very popular Cheering squad.

Nery just stood there. She was about to try some of the sake when every thing happened. She gently put her sake down and started to slowly back away from everyone. Unfortunately for her there happened to be a clown horn by her foot. I wonder who put that there (Ckhk: throws away the clown)? Well, all heads turned to Nery. Two of the Trinitys grabbed her from behind and everyone else crowded around her from all sides. The other Trinity came armed with Neo-ice cube, the flamethrower, and her cheerleading squad. They all started to attack her. The random aardvark, that was still there, was watching the attack boredly while eating pixie stix with Sparkx-duck. Morpheus-Grinch wrapped Nery up in wrapping paper and put a bow on her head (just like in the movie). Nery did the only thing she could do.

She screamed. Like a banshee.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

And then…..

She woke up.

She looked around the mess hall. All the other looked just like how they're supposed to. Sure they were all passed out with bottles of sake in their hands but at least they looked human.

"Stupid Blaze, makin' me watch all those kids movies and listening to 'the llama song'" Nery whispered to herself, "I WILL get her." With that she went to sleep, glad it was all a dream. She however had failed to notice the quack Sparkx made soon after she had drifted into a light sleep. She also didn't notice the random aardvark that crawled out from under him and jumped into a plot hole to go with all his friends who were planning to rule all the different dimensions, but that's not important.

The End?

Ckhk: that's it I hope you liked the little interlude thing.

Nimeria: why did I let you write that again?

Ckhk: cuz you thought I was only going to nauseating fluff.

Nimeria: that right. Anyway why don't you explain everything that they didn't understand and do the disclaimer.

Ckhk: ok.

These are Shampoo (the cat), Mousse (the goose), and Ryugoa (the piglet) from Ranma ½. It is about a guy who turns into a girl when splashed with cold water because he fell into a cursed spring and all of his fiancées and stuff.

One of our teachers at school has this circle of evil things (Brit lit is in it) and the fries were in it cuz of that.

Anzu is the Japanese name for Téa from Yu-Gi-Oh, means 'apricot', she is really sweet but can get so annoying with her friendship speeches.

These are some of my favorite female characters from stuff:

1.Arwen, Eowyn − Lord of the Rings

2.Kari, Botan, Keiko, Yukina, Shadow, Eclipse − 'Yu Yu Hakusho' even though Kari is my OC, and Shadow and Eclipse are also OCs, Botan is too perky, Keiko can be too pushy, and Yukina is too innocent and naïve for her own good

3.Anzu, Mia, Isis, Serenity − 'Yu-Gi-Oh', Anzu is annoying, Mia is sometimes too hotheaded, Isis is too mysterious, and Serenity is too naïve but I like them anyway

4.Alice, Mayura − Alice 19th, even though Mayura is evil she's still cool

5. Sana, Fuka − Kodocha, those two are practically twins

6. Sakura, Tomoyo, Kero − Cardcaptor Sakura, Kero isn't a girl and is one of the mascots but he's sooooo cute in his plushie form, in is true form he's really cool

7. Akane− Ranma ½, she's Ranma's first fiancée, you gotta love a girl who can fight off 20 or more guys at once

8. Sango, Kagome − Inu-Yasha, a demon slayer and the reincarnation of a priestess, in that order

9. Belldandy, Urd, Skuld − Oh, My Goddess, three goddess sisters, Belldandy stuck on earth because of a wish, too naïve at times, Urd and Skuld troublemakers with a capital 'T'

10. The Sailor Senshi: Usagi, Minako, Rei, Ami, Makoto, Rini− Sailor Moon five best friends with superpowers, really cool Rini is Usagi's daughter from the future Luna and Diana are Usagi and Rini's cats, Diana is Luna's daughter

The Pink Motel is a book I read who knows how long ago. You must read The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide. I don't own 'the llama song' like we discussed in school, who ever made that will take over the world. Don't own 'Titanic', even if it sank on my birthday, plus by the tenth time watching it I hated it. "My heart will go on". Don't own 'Wizard of Oz'. Don't own swimming giraffes they belong to Bats. Don't own Barbie or Barney and I want them dead. Don't own jello. Don't own pixie stix. Don't own Dr. Doolittle. Don't own A Tale of Two Cities. Don't own 'Star Wars' or the Easter Bunny. Ode to Gimpy. Don't own 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas', it's my brother's movie. Don't own Sailor Moon, Oh, My Goddess, Inu-Yasha Ranma ½, Cardcaptor Sakura, Kodocha, Alice 19th, 'Yu-Gi-Oh', 'Yu Yu Hakusho' and Lord of the Rings. You know most of these are books and TV shows. So, is that it?

Nimeria: I think that's about it… Oh you forgot teenage dirtbag.

Ckhk: I don't own that either.

Nimeria: Oh and jello.

Ckhk: I don't own jello either. I don't own lots of things. I'm sad and pathetic. I am gonna go wallow in my self pity.

Nimeria: sure. I hope we haven't permanently scarred or scared any of you. Please review.

Translations

Kitsune: fox spirit (youko is fox demon)

Kiobito: lover, used to refer to boyfriend or girlfriend