You know those memes that go: it was in that moment she knew she fucked up?

Yeah that was my life at the moment, why was I interesting? I didn't want to be interesting I wanted to be boring and safe and not vampire food thank you.

But I couldn't very well let Miss Priss think he owns me now could I?

The answer to that is an emphatic no way in hell.

-but the man in the hat is!

Goddammit GT!I leave you alone for three seconds and you already blab your secrets to every damn vamp in this bar! Do you need a damned blow horn? How did that girl even survive this long anyway?

Time to do damage control.

I grabbed GT over the mouth and looked at the man in question

-Now now sibling mine just because a man wears an FBI hat doesn't mean he is FBI. Kinda like you could wear a Genius hat and you still wouldn't be one.

I turned to Pretty and Pam.

-So sorry about her she was dropped on the head as a child, actually she was probably dropped several times-

GT licked me and I had to remove my hand.

-I ain't crazy Alex he was thinkin' it!

…seriously how did this dunce survive?! Idiot I'm obviously trying to save your dumb ass…

I did the only thing I could do in that situation I face judging me like you wouldn't do the same thing at that crowning moment of idiocy.

As I was doing that however the police were starting to break in and I was lifted up and carried away by Pretty and GT was carted away by Prissy. And how the actual meatballs do you smell pretty? Like you can smell nice but he smelled pretty?

-You are an interesting human

Pretty told me as he was putting me down breaking my concentration and my train of thought that was starting to involve human experimentation. Shut up carrots are created to be orange maybe Pretty was created to be pretty...except he was 1000 years old dammit...there went that theory...

-I wonder if you share your talents with your sister? Either way you smell delicious you'll be mine.

He said stroking my cheek. Honestly I didn't know whether to blush or bite him so naturally I...

-Nope I'm about as boring as boring gets haha you should stop touching me now that's rude you know I gotta go ok bye~

...Ran my mouth and quickly hightailed it back to my place where I proceeded to shower and drink some motherfucking tea…I was so screwed…

A/N Thanks to those who reviewed and are following my story this is a quick short chapter but I hope you like it. Should I pair my OC with someone or should she fly solo? Should we save Godric?