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Viper was pouting. She hid all of Zakuro's stuff and tried to keep him there. Bel laughed the whole time as he ate "Viper," Zakuro groaned as he walked out of their room and glared at her. "Where are my clothes?" He was currently wearing his boxers and nothing else. Bel was able to see all the scars he had.
"Where is it you work again?"
"I work for a very powerful Mafia family."
"Is that where those scars came from?"
"No, no. Viper was the one who gave me these scars."
"Kinky."
"Very."
"Where are my clothes?"
"At Reborn's."
"Why are they at Reborn-Kun's?"
"Because Reborn's house is across town," Viper replied with a grin. "It's to keep you here."
"Baby, I know you don't want me to go, but I have to. If I don't return Kikyo will allow Bluebell to do whatever she wants to the place."
"Ushishishi, I'll leave you two alone." Bel stood and picked his plate up, walking to his room.
Viper grinned at that and turned to look at Zakuro. "Can't you stay one more day?"
"I can't, if I stay one more day. Than it will lead to another day, then a week, I can't do that." He replied in her ear. She whimpered as she wrapped her arms and legs around him.
"I don't care?" She pouted.
"I do care sweetheart."
Pouting, she jumped down and walked to Bel's room, he was in the middle of getting dressed. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" Viper looked at him up and down, grinning at the sight of his half naked body.
"Getting Zakuro's stuff's he's leaving." She said with a pout as she left the room and threw his stuff at him, he caught with ease, and kissed her.
"I'll come back as soon as I can." He told her. She mumbled and sat on the couch as he went to take a shower and get ready.
Bel walked out of his room and stared at her, she held the cutest pout on her face "you look cute with that pout, but it can't stay there forever, I hear it can be bad for the baby." Viper looked at him, and then down at her stomach, she forgot when it was that Luce started showing. So she wondered when she would.
"It's fine." She said standing and grabbing her boots, he stared at her; she was wearing all black, which seemed to be her favorite color. "Its stress that's bad for the baby is what you mean." She told him. Bel tilted his head to the side and shrugged.
Zakuro walked out of the room. Viper smiled slightly when she saw him. "Come on; let's go before you really do miss your plan. Bel do you want to come? Or wait here?"
Bel thought it over, "I'll stay here, it's not like we are doing anything at work, and it's been so boring lately." Viper shrugged and left with Zakuro.
When they were completely gone Bel grabbed the phone and called the one person that he knew who used to be in the Varia.
"Ello, Natalia Mirch speaking, how may I help you?"
"Natalia! It's Belphegor, from the Varia storm department."
"Oh hi Belphegor, eh, this is Viper's from the Mist department's number though."
"I know, I kind of live with her… eh, that's a different story. What do you do to cheer up a pregnant midget?"
"Well I would usually suggest taking her out drinking, but since she's pregnant… take her to a strip club."
"As tempting as that sounds, I don't think taking her to see other women strip will make her happy."
"Not a female strip club, a male strip club."
"I'll pass. Something else?"
"Take her to a movie."
"Why not just rent a movie?"
"Are you questioning me?"
"No…?"
"YOU'RE QUESTIONING ME! I'M GOING TO KICK YOU ASS!"
"God damnit, you're worse than your daughter!"
"Thank you." She sounded happy now, letting out a giggle she gave him more information then hung up.
Bel decided to call Lussuria. "Hello this is Colonnello and Lussuria's we're not in right now but leave a message and we will get back to you as soon as we can."
Bel hung up, not wanting to leave a message, he then called Luce.
"Yes? How can I help you?" Reborn answered in a fake happy tone.
"Ushishishi, Ciao Hitman, its Belphegor, where's the Prego?"
"She's taking a bath, what do you want?"
"Viper's favorite movie."
"It depends on her mood. It's either the 1973 version of The Exorcist, or The Note Book."
"The Note Book really?"
"Yeah, I know, it's interesting to see her crying over it. She's really cute when she gets all emotional. It's kind of a turn on for her actually. She gets all handy, just think of all the stuff she can do. That girl is bendable."
"She's dating Zakuro; I don't think she will be willing to have sex with anyone else."
"Dude, they aren't really dating, Viper and Zakuro do this whenever he comes to town, and it's a thing. A fling really."
"Confused, she called him her boyfriend. And he has called her his girlfriend."
"Nope, they are just a thing, oh hey Luce, come here." Bel listened as he heard Reborn put the phone on speaker.
"What is it you wanted to talk about?" Luce asked.
"What are Zakuro and Viper?"
"Oh, they are friends with benefits."
"Really?"
"Of course long distance relationships are so hard."
"So she's allowed to date anyone?"
"Anyone she wants. Tell me Belphegor, have you ever once heard Viper and Zakuro say 'I love you.' to each other?"
"Well no, but I never heard them have sex either, so what does that say?"
"They are friends with benefits… why do you ask? Oh my god you like Viper don't you?"
"The prince does like her, but the prince isn't going to jump at her due to her 'boyfriend' returning to the coldest part of the world."
"Even if you did ask her out, she would shoot you down like nothing; you see she made a pledge to not date anyone for nine months until she's through with being pregnant." Reborn replied with a grin.
Bel grumbled and hung up. "IDIOTS!" He shouted with a glare as he hung up and looked around, he looked through her movies and found both of them. He grabbed The Exorcist and made some popcorn.
By the time he got the movie all set up, and had the popcorn ready Viper walked in, a pout on her face. She stared at him with narrowed eyes. "What did you do?"
"Got the stuff ready to watch a movie? What does it look like?"
"Um…" Viper looked at the movie screen, and grinned. "My favorite."
"Reborn might have said that." He gave her his cherisher cat grin. She laughed and went to her room, changing into her pajamas.
Walking out he noted that she had a pair of male's pajama pants that seemed to big, and a tank top. She plopped down next to him and took the popcorn from him and started to eat. He grinned as he leaned back and ate some popcorn.
"You know, I thought living with you would be terrible mainly when Zakuro was around." She suddenly said in the middle of the movie. Bel let out an hmm as he ran his fingers though her hair. She closed her eyes and relaxed.
"I thought you were going to be a guy," he told her not looking away from the movie. She looked at him.
"You did? Why?"
"I saw a photo of you with the rest of the Varia. You looked like a guy with the heavy clothes on." He snickered. She rolled her eyes.
"I like wearing boy clothes sometimes, they are comfortable." He shrugged.
"Being in your boxers are more comfortable, you should try it."
"Nice try, I'm not stripping to boxers." Bel laughed.
"We are laughing during a scary movie… how sad is that?" Bel now glanced down at her, a grin on his face as she sat up straight when the phone started to ring.
"Hello?" She said as she answered.
"Hey sis, it's Skull and Amaya!" Skull shouted, Viper smiled.
"Why hello Skull, what's up? Don't expect to come get your babies; I still have seven months left. So you have to wait."
"Hang up! The best part is coming!" Bel cooed wrapping his arms gently around her and pulling her back to the movie.
"Sis who is that? That sounds like a new boy? Have you been having sex with new people again? God you're a slut." Bel laughed and took the phone.
"We haven't had sex, and if we did, that would be none of your business, be grateful she is having your child." Viper grinned, "call her a slut again and the prince will cut your tongue out."
"H-h-hai!" He stuttered, Bel laughed as he hung up and threw the phone onto the chair. Viper picked up a piece of paper, rolled it up and bobbed his nose.
"Don't threaten my brother, that's my job." Bel laughed as he watched the rest of the movie.
Bel took up the couch when Viper went to the kitchen and started to cook lunch. "If it ends up burnt hit speed dial number five, it's this awesome Chinese place." She told him with a grin.
He grabbed the phone just in case and waited, she sent him a look, "oh ha-ha, I'm sure it won't be burnt! Put that phone down." Bel was about to put when it started to go off. He looked at her, a scared look on his face.
"I DIDN'T DO IT!" He exclaimed. Viper laughed.
"Answer it idiot." Bel answered.
"Hello?"
"VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO?"
"Home…duh?"
"VOI WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HOME?"
"Because it's the weekend?"
"Is it really?"
"Yeah, do you have anything important?"
"Oh… well if it's the weekend… oh I'm looking at next week's papers. Ciao."
"It was long haired Captain; he thought we had worked today."
Viper shrugged and put the food on plates "it's not as good as Luce's but here, complain then eat crap." She said as she stared at the food. It didn't look very tasty; it looked like Bianchi's cooking.
Bel poked it with a knife. "I suggest we order that take out…"
"I agree." Viper took the phone from Bel and called someone. "Hey Reborn, you guys are coming over right? Good, bring food, lots of food, Chinese… oh if Fon can make it then that will be the best… yeah. Thx, bye." Viper hung up and sat down.
"Ushishishi." Bel chuckled as he took the food and threw it away.
"I need to learn how to cook." Viper frowned as she looked at the garbage.
"Yeah, I liked Luce's cooking better." Bel replied as he played with your hair. "Is this natural or bottle?"
"Natural."
"Nice." Viper nodded and went to get something from her room, when she came back she laid down on the recliner wrapped in a blanket. She began to channel flip.
There was knock on the door and then Lussuria entered with Calder. The two attacked Viper with kisses, "Hey sweetie how are you feeling, day one of no Zakuro, last time you were so sad you didn't want to see anyone… oh I see you tried cooking, just stay here and I'll get you something healthy to eat." Lussuria cooed as he went to the kitchen and started to cook.
"Hi Luss-nee," Bel said looking at the older man. Lussuria turned to Bel.
"Hi Bel-Chan, do you want something as well? Poor thing, it looks like Viper doesn't feed you that much."
Viper glared, "I can't cook, and that's why he doesn't eat, if he wants food, he can get it himself."
"Calm down sweetheart, he's joking." Calder teased poking her cheek. Viper swatted his hand away.
"She's cranky isn't she? What a shame." Lussuria pouted. "All right, Lunch is ready!" Viper and Bel ate while Calder and Lussuria talked with them over the wedding; the place they wanted wasn't open until six months away, so they now have to wait. Which gave them enough time to move Lussuria's stuff into Calder's apartment, and it was a good time to figure out a perfect way to tell his parents.
Well I was going to upload this a little while ago, but my laptop totally died on me _ So I'm uploading it right now! Please tell me what you think?
