Tooth was in shock.
"You mean that that stuffy old lady is supposed to be me?" Bunnymund nodded, chuckling at the comparison. "And that big guy is ALSO supposed to be me?" Jack nodded, trying to hold back a snicker. Unexpectedly, Tooth smirked in satisfaction. "Well, guess that means I can kick both your asses pretty easily, then." North laughed loudly at her comment, ignoring the bad language.
"At least this one isn't a horror movie, eh mate?" Bunny looked to Sandy, who raised an eyebrow, the meaning was clear: it depends on your perspective.
Soon, the fairies on the screen began to call the main character a dream crusher, at which point Sandy scowled, deciding that this one was DEFINITELY a horror movie. Meanwhile, the mini fairies seemed to have taken a page from the Rock's book, and were flying around with tuff grins, occasionally pecking any elves that looked at them funny.
"Girls, girls, try to behave!" Tooth scolded before she was distracted by the movie once more.
"This getting more ludicrous by second." North stared at the screen, a slight smile still on his face from comparing his feathery co worker to the man wearing the fairy costume in the movie, who was fighting with a cat, eventually using a spray to drive it away.
"Cat away? But I love cats!" Bunny's face suddenly turned grim when he heard those words.
"Who said that? Who in the name of all things commercialized said that?" His paw was already on his boomerang, and no one looked ready to fess up. It was as though a ghost had said it. Suddenly, they heard the voice again.
"Guys, it's me, I do have a voice, you know!" Expressions of shock were mirrored on five faces as they all looked up slowly through the hole in the roof.
"M-Moon?" Jack's surprise came out in his voice.
"Yeah. I love cats, anyone got a fucking problem with that shit?" There was a moment of silence before everyone, Bunny included, shook their heads vigorously. "Good. I'm glad we sorted that one out without me having to go all Majora's Mask on your asses." Jack and Sandy exchanged a look, both were having a lot of trouble beating that game...what a disturbing thought.
"How come you are speaking to us now, Manny?" North looked at the round moon, perplexed.
"Are you kidding? Do you expect me to keep quiet when you're dissin' cats all over the place? I don't stand for that kind of bullshit."
"Ha-ha. I love cats. Don't, you Tooth?" Bunny said nervously.
"Y-yeah. Best pets ever." If Manny had been there in person, he would have nodded in approval.
"Good. That's what I thought you said. Smell you losers later!" And with that, the Moon was silent again, but no one was really in the mood to continue watching a movie about cross dressing hockey players.
A/N: this chapter sort of spiraled out of control. This movie is The Tooth Fairy with the Rock. It was requested by firedrakegirl, Ptroxsora, and a guest. Hope you liked it! My next problem is to tackle Sandy's smattering of short films here and there, which will probably not be up until this weekend, sorry. Also, I sort of make North laugh at violent things...sorry. But I love North, and I feel like he thinks a lot of stuff is funny, even if he would never say it...also, sorry i kinda have Manny talking like he's in the ghetto..i thought it was funny...thanks for reading, please review!
