FABLE 2 was so incredibly easy; i beat it in five days. i played everynight before i went to bed. so now im just wondering around the city...yeah
once again, i would like to thank all those: alerts, reviews, favorites who are supporting the fanfic. i didnt think so many would be interested in futanari.
to the story.
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Ino, Chouji, Shikamaru, sat upon the steps in front of Shikamaru's genkan. Because they were outside, there was no need to have their shoes off. Ino sat between Chouji, whom ate his chips and Shikamaru.
"Why is it that nothing ever works out for me?" Shikamaru rolled his eyes; he knew Ino was about to start her ranting. "First, I wasn't able to get Sasuke, wasn't able to get Sakura, hell, I wasn't even able to get Naruto. And now I can't get Tenten because Temari! Well, fuck me! I'm nothing."She paused for a moment then sighed. "For example, Shikamaru would you ever give me a chance?"
"Eww-"
"Ugh.."
"No, I didn't mean it like that."
"Yeah, well, that's how it came out."
"We can't go out; me and you are best friends and...that would....be....wrong. Yeah....wrong."
Ino shook her head. "Shikamaru, you're full of shit. You know, you should be bitching with me since you lost Temari. Even though the excuse you used for when the two of you broke up was 'I can't date a chick with a dick'- bullshit, Shikamaru. Bullshit. Is that another reason why you won't get with me because I'm a chick with a dick?"
"No because we're best friends; I already said that. Are you drunk from Gaara's party last night or something? Got yourself a hang over because you're acting real stupid right now."
Chouji stood up and looked down at Ino and Shikamaru; they were looking up at him. "You guys, have serious issues...that need to be dealth with." He balled up his bag of chips. "I'll be back; I'm going to the store to get more chips, want anything?" They shook their heads no. "Alright then."
They sat in silence watching him. When he was out of sight, niether one of them broke the non-awkward silence. They were both thinking. Ino and her believeing nothing ever went her way. Shikamaru thinking that Ino was right about him and Temari. But what could he do? They broke up because, well-wait, why did they break up? Shikamaru sat up straight. Now he was really thinking. Him and Temari broke up because immaturity and sex.
"What are you thinking about...Temari?" Shikamaru didn't say anything; instead, he turned his back to Ino. "I never realized until how much the twelve of us ninjas have been engage in relationships with one another. I'm surprised no one has killed any one over it." Shikamaru shrugged, still not saying anything. "Do you still care for her."
"....Do you still care for Sasuke?"
"Of course, but I wasn't ever in love with him. He was just a crush."
"Have you ever loved anyone?"
Ino thought for a moment; come to think of it-"No." However, she can't say that she didn't try to engage into relationships. No one would give her the time of day. What was it about her that no one seemed to be attracted to? Thinking about it made her pretty depressed. She could name a few reasons why no one was interested: bitchy-ness, agressiveness, jealousy. "Well."
"Well, what?"
"Nothing. Listen, Temari and Tenten don't go out. Tenten doesn't want her."
"When Tenten left the party last night, Temari followed her out to the sanas."
"So! What are you implying? I doubt that anything could have happened so quickly between those two. What I'm getting at is-I want Tenten; I KNOW you want Temari, still."
That was it; Shikamaru was through. Ino had him listening.
"Seduce Temari. She's a sex freak; she'll fuck anything. Get her in the bed with you and show her what's she's missing." Ino was no longer speaking in her normal tone. She was more quiet and secretive about the...scheme. Chouji stood to the side of the house with his back against the wall. He was listening in and knew exactly what Ino was trying to do. He shook his head. He wouldn't stand for this; he had to break it up.
He stepped from the side of the house. "Shikamaru, I know you're not that weak to listen to Ino." He opened his new bag of chips and sat next to Ino. "Ino, you're such a slime ball."
"Such a drag..." Shikamaru whispered.
Ino quickly turned toward Chouji, heated. "What? What's wrong with what I'm doing? They're not together; I'm not breaking them apart."
"That's what you're trying to do, telling Shikamaru to sleep with Temari."
Ino rolled his eyes. She glanced back at Shikamaru then back at Chouji. "Shikamaru doesn't have to do anything he doesn't want to do. He's a man. I'm a woman, we're no longer 12 or 15 but young adults. We can make our own choices." She leaned back upon the stairs staring out into nowhere.
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Naruto sat on the bed of Temari's hotel room. He was dressed in a black tuxedo while Temari was dressed in a long satin dressed. That's right, she wasn't about to wearing cotton on this date or "get together" with Tenten. She looked over at Naruto; he just got finished pacing back and forth. He kind of sat confused wondering what to do about Gaara. Him and Gaara were suppose to go on a double date-"get together" with her and Tenten, but Gaara turned it down. It's not like he broke up with Naruto, he just told Naruto that maybe it was time "venture out".
"He said that?" Temari asked. She sprayed on some perfume that was said to bring the freak out of anyone. It said it on the bottle-"No Doubt the Freak Will Come Out!"
Naruto stood up from the bed and placed his hands in his pockets. "Yeah, he said that."
Temari turned away from the mirror to check Naruto. He wasn't looking so good. Break ups weren't ever good because no matter what, someone's bound to get hurt. However, she noticed that he was more...grown up, more mature. He was taller, handsome. His body was firm and built, yet still slim. His face no longer the face of a boy but a man. His hair was still wild; of course, but it remained blonde over the years.
"Naruto-"
"Yeah, I'm just gonna go and..." he clicked his tongue, "go home and...eat some roman." He walked toward the door and turned the knob; however, he looked back at Temari. "Have fun on your date, alright. Night."
It was dark out when Naruto left the hotel; the road lights were on and dim. As he walked away from the hotel, Shikamaru came walking toward the hotel. They passed one another up. "Hey, Naruto."
"Hey..." Was a simple reply he gave back to Shikamaru. He would have stayed and asked why Naruto was so down but he couldn't when Ino was peeking in from the bushes close to the hotel. Ino watched Shikamaru entered.
"Alright, let's go find Tenten."
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It was pretty easy recieving the number to Temari's room without a last name given. He knocked on the door three times. It wasn't long before the door was answered by a beautiful young woman. The dress she was wearing stuck to every curve and muscle of her body. The front of the dress, the part that held her bosom was let down loosely, to show off what her mother gave her. Temari looked at her breast and smiled at Shikamaru.
"See something you like?" Shikamaru didn't answer; he couldn't speak with his mouth hanging open. Temari glanced down at her wrist to check the time on her watch. She had time to sit and talk with her ex. Sure, why not? "Come on, have a seat and I'll get you a drink." Shikamaru came in and Temari closed the door behind him.
She was staying in a glamous hotel on the second floor with a view to the...wilderness out beyond. She was living in a suite with a nice bar next to the entry of the restroom. Temari went to the mini bar and poured him a drink. He took a sip and sat it down on the small dining table.
"What-a booty call isn't really your style, Shikamaru." She laughed falling back on her bed. "Do you think I look nice to night?"
Finally, he decided to answer. "Yes, you do. What made you think I was coming for sex?"
"Because, "she sat up, "I got it like that." She laughed again and sighed. Not wasting any time, she walked to the mini bar and poured herself a glass of wine. One sip-"I'm not going to have sex with you."
"Well, could I at least get my dick sucked?" He asked.
She put her glass down. "That's sex. Oral-sex...is sex. If it wasn't sex I'm sure they wouldn't have wasted time putting sex in the term." She sighed once more and rolled her eyes. It was either her or everyone believed she was a sex addict, which she would almost admit that she was. Sex did sound great right now; in fact, the word kept spinning in her mind. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex...S-ex. s-E-x, se-X. "Goodness gracious." She rubbed on her eyes. "Shikamaru, I know you. You're not that type of guy. You're too...lazy. What's going on, for real?"
Now it was his turn to roll his eyes. "What a drag, man, a drag." He pick up his shot glass and threw the liquid down his throat. "Ino planned this. She was hoping that I would seduce you, we would engage in sex, she'd stumble upon Tenten coming to meet you for your date-"
"Get together."
"Whatever, and she would ask to speak with you for a moment. Tenten would lead her here, of course. Then Tenten would open the door and BAM! Caught having sex."
Temari glared at him with, with...she couldn't even think of the word to describe how pissed she was. She held onto her glass of wine so tight that it broke. Cutting her hand, blood dripped to the floor of the white carpet. Shikamaru remained where he was staring at the stain developing on the carpet. 'How the fuck did she know I was going out with Tenten tonight anyway? That fucking bitch. If it's not one thing its a god damn 'nother.'
A knock came upon the door. Temari glanced at Shikamaru and then back at the door. She dropped the remaining pieces of glass onto the floor. Shikamaru stood up and fixed himself. He stared down at himself, and came to the conclusion that he was now embarrassed that he didn't dress for the occasion.
Temari pulled the door opened. She let out a-"Uh." Ino stood behind Tenten who was wide eye. She peered into the room to see Shikamaru with his hands behind his back and his head down. She glanced back at Temari.
"Temari..."
Without any hesitation, Temari balled her fist and punched Ino in the right eye. It came without warning and hurt like fuck! Ino stumble into the hall and hit her head upon the floor. Temari grabbed Ino by the shirt and punched her again in the mouth. Her lip busted and she fell to the floor again, whimpering. Temari was debating to go at her again but punched the hotel door, instead.
Still angry and trying to calm herself down, relax, she said, "Come on, Tenten, let's go on our date."
She stumbled a bit on her words, just a bit. "You-you mean get together." She hurried after Temari down the hall. One time, she glanced back at Ino who was being helped by Shikamaru.
"What-fucking-ever."
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I have a confession to make-i nevered got kissed under a mistletoe. *Crying hysterically*
Oh and yeah, there will be sex in the next one. hahahaha....ha. I would have done it in this one but where would it have fit? The last chapter barely a kiss and in this chapter they're hardcore fucking...no, it wasn't going to be like that. lol.
