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Chapter 7 School, Substitutes, and Grounded…Again:

We all had to go to school Monday. We also had to move to Minnesota. Carlisle and Esme were going hunting while we were at school.

Me, Bella, and Jasper were still grounded for the Volvo incident, and had to buy Edward a new one.

Mike was mad at us for the egging incident, we still weren't allowed in Wal-Mart, and Esme was mad that her favorite couch was smashed. Whoa. That's a long list.

"Emmett!" the teacher yelled.

"Huh?"

"What are the first six letters in pi?" What? Were we in 2nd grade?

"3.14159."

"That is correct." he said, carrying on with the lesson.

Bella handed me a note.

"Em," It read.

Didn't your momma ever teach you not to fall asleep in class?

I sighed and wrote back.

Bells, we both know I wasn't sleeping. I was thinking about all the trouble we've gotten in. 1. Newton. 2. Wal-Mart. 3. Esme's couch. 4. Edward's Volvo. I mean, seriously! How much more trouble can one get into?!

I folded it and handed it back to her. She read it with a smile on her face, wrote, and tossed it back.

True. Maybe we should move some where cooler after this… How about New York?

I smiled.

New York would be nice… Still, I wonder how long it's gonna take till Edward kills me and Jasper.

I was going to hand it back to her, but the teacher—he was a sub, and I always forgot his name, so I just called him Mr. Chapstick because Edward told me he hated Chapstick, and I made sure to use Chapstick in class—took the note, and read it. (In 7th grade, there was this sub we had, and he yelled at me for using Chapstick, so we called him Mr. Chapstick.)

"Should I read this to the class?"

"Go ahead."

He reread it and looked disappointed, 'cause it wasn't some sappy love letter.

"No. It's not a love letter. What is wrong with you man!? She's my sister!"

He looked up, shocked. "Emmett, Bella, for disrupting my class, you can both go to the office.

Fine, he wanted to play dirty? I could play dirty. "Yes sir." I said, saluting him. Everyone laughed.

His face turned red. "Yo! Hey dude!" I said, waving my hand in front of his face. "You don't look to good. My dad is a doctor. I could call him for you. Oh! Your lips look chapped. Want some Chapstick?"

"Get. Out. Of. My. Classroom."

"Come on Bells. He's a scary man. I don't want my little sister getting nightmares." I said, grabbing her hand and jogging out of the class room.

Esme was going to kill me.

"Emmett. We're gonna be in so much trouble when we get home." She sighed, then, in Carlisle's voice, "'No games, Jasper, Emmett, Bella.' He's gonna kill us Em!"

"Aww, come on Bella. We can't get in that much trouble. We are teenagers ya know." I said, walking into the office.

"Can I help you two?" the lady at the desk asked.

"Yeah, umm, we got in trouble in Mr. … Umm, the sub's class." I explained.

She sighed. "Well, since you're new here and the bell is about to ring for lunch, I am going to let you off with a warning."

"Yes! Hey, thanks!" I yelled. "Come on Bella!"

"Emmett, you're so stupid." Bella said rolling her eyes.

The bell rang. "Bella!" I yelled, stopping suddenly, "Do you want a piggyback ride?!"

"Umm."

"Aaw, come on!" I said, flinging her on my back.

"EMMETT!"

I bursted out laughing, and headed for the cafeteria. When I walked in, everyone stopped talking and stared at us.

"Em, everyone's staring." Bella whispered.

"What are you all looking at?" I snapped at the people, and they all went back to what they were doing. "That's better.

I heard Jasper from across the room. "Emmett! Bella! Over here!" Gosh, he didn't need to yell.

When I got over there, I noticed that Alice and Eddie boy were missing. "Where's Pixie and her oh-so-lovely sidekick, the awesome Mess-With-Your-Mind boy?" I asked.

"I don't know, they aren't here yet… Oh, wait, they're right there." Jasper said, looking towards the door.

"Eddie! Ali! Over here!" I screamed. Jasper, Rose, and Bella all bursted out laughing.

When Edward came over, I thought about that whole 'If looks could kill' thing.

"Emmett. Why is my wife on your back?" he hissed.

"She wanted a piggyback ride."

"Uh, Em? Maybe you should put me down now." Bella whispered in my ear. "Unless you want another chainsaw episode."

My eyes got wide; I shuddered, and dropped her to the ground.

"Emmett. Why'd you call me Eddie?" he growled.

"Um." I was at a loss for words and scared for my life. Wait, I'm not living, but well, you get my point.

Edward snapped, and tackled me. Then he started to punch me. It didn't hurt, but it was kinda embarrassing.

"Edward! Edward get off of Emmett!" Bella screamed.

Alice was laughing, because she saw this coming, Jasper was shaking his head, and Rose was staring at us in horror.

"Jasper! Alice! Help me get Edward off of him!" Bella yelled, grabbing Edward around the waist.

Once they got him off of me, Bella turned to him. "Edward, you need to cool off. Go outside with Jasper."

He looked at me with hate, then turned and left with Jasper. Then some kid came in with the principal. Great.

"What's going on in here?"

"Nothing sir."

He turned and asked the kid something. The kid pointed to me, Bella, and then Edward who could be seen through the window. The principal beckoned us over. "What happened?"

Edward came in the room.

"Nothing. We were just goofing around." I said innocently.

He sighed. "All three of you get detention."

Well, that was a mistake to put all three of us in a room together. Edward nodded his head in agreement. Stupid vampire.

"Come with me. We have to call your parents."

"Em. Come on!" Bella said. Esme was going to kill us. Then Carlisle would.

"Sit." Mr. Principal ordered when we got into his office. "Who wants to be the one that calls?"

They all looked at me. Thanks guys.

"I will." He handed me the phone, and I dialed Esme's number.

"Hello?"

"Hi mom."

"Emmett? Why are you calling me? Oh, no. What did you do?"

"Mom, you, um, kinda have to come to the school."

"EMMETT JOHNATHON CULLEN! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"Hey! Don't blame me! Edward started it!"

She sighed. "Carlisle and I will be there in a couple minutes."

"Kay. Bye mom."

"Emmett, we are dead. Even more dead than when we crashed the Volvo." Bella muttered.

"Well that's not my fault is it?" I said looking at Edward.

"I still haven't forgiven you for that." Edward hissed.

"Will all three of you be quiet and stop bickering?" Mr. Principal snapped.

Well then.

A couple minutes later, Carlisle and Esme showed up.

"What did you three do? Edward? I though it would be Jasper."

Carlisle was completely silent.

"EdwardgotmadcauseEmmettcalledhimEddieinfrontofeveryonesoEdwardpunchedEmmettandItriedtogetEdwardoffofEmmettand…and…and…" It all came out of Bella's mouth so fast that I could hardly understand any of it.

"Edward! You punched Emmett?!" Carlisle yelled.

"Yeah. He deserved it."

"We need therapy." Esme mumbled. "Bella, Emmett, you two are grounded for an extra month. Edw—."

"Wait," The principal stopped her. "They were already grounded?"

"Yeah. They crashed Edward's Volvo." She said. "Edward, no piano. Two weeks."

"What?! No!"

"Yea. Emmett, no T.V. or video games."

"WHAT!?!?!"

"Bella, you have to go shopping with Alice."

Bella, who was standing up, fell, and Edward had to catch her.

"Well, I was going to give them detention, but I'll just give them a warning."

NO VIDEO GAMES!?! THAT WAS TORTURE! Rose will make me hold the mirror for her! NO! Well, Bella's was worse. Hmm, maybe I'll go with them.

"But, you can't go back to class. You must go home for the rest of the day." Mr. Principal finished. "You may go."