Author's Note: OMG I love this chapter! Enjoy! =D

Harley Quinn

The same stench reeked the sewers, it was foul! We walked through the green murky waters, it filled our shoes and soaked our feet.

"This is still as disgusting as before," I cringed as I looked down to the water, I couldn't even see my feet because the water was so thick and dirty.

"Grow a pair, it's not that disgusting," Sam laughed as he casually walked through the sludge.

"Easy for you to say, your room is even worse than this. You're used to it!" I grumbled as I shined the torch down the tunnel where we were heading.

"Yeah," Sam chuckled to himself as if he was remembering his room and all his belongings. I kind of felt sorry for bringing him along, I know his father isn't the best but he has a home back there in New York, he has a life of his own and I'm dragging him into my mess.

"Sam I'm really sorry for dragging you into all this," I said with a serious tone. Sam looked over at me with a confused look. We were silent for a second, the only thing that could be heard was running water echoing throughout the sewers.

Suddenly the air filled with Sam's laughter.

"Are you kidding? This is the most fun I've had in years!" Sam laughed hysterically. I couldn't help but laugh too, Sam looked hilarious as he grabbed his sides. As our laughter echoed down the tunnel, I decided to kick some sewage water at him, why? Because I felt like it!

"Hey! Awww man that is going to reek!" Sam moaned whilst still laughing. The dirty water soaked into his t-shirt.

"Grow a pair, it's not that smelly," I shot back with a grin. He chuckled at my joke.

"Ah touche," He said remembering what he had remarked just before. We continued walking down the tunnel, I had to keep convincing myself that the Killer Croc thing wasn't going to jump out of nowhere and eat me.

"There it is!" Sam cheered as we saw the ladder that we went up before. We knew it was the same one since there were now claw marks on it and on the lid that we would have to open to get up into Arkham.

"You first," Sam bowed like a gentlemen.

"Fine," I scoffed as I quickly climbed up the ladder and quietly opened the hatch.

"Hurry up, it's creepy down here on my own," Sam whined as he rubbed his arms as if he was cold.

"Try being grabbed and almost eaten by a human crocodile," I called down. I may have been joking but t still gave me chills, how the hell did something like that get in the sewers?

"No thanks, watching it happen to you was the most I could take," Sam spat his tongue out at me as he climbed up the ladder towards Arkham's light. When he reached the top and stood up straight he dusted himself off.

"High-Five!" I grinned, he was just about to raise his hand up to respond but I was too quick, I high fived his face instead.

"Oww," me grumbled as he rubbed his forehead. I spat my tongue out at him and walked on.

After what seemed like hours of dodging guards and running away from security cameras, we narrowed down where Harley Quinn's holding cell would be.

"Shhh," I hissed at Sam.

"You shush," Sam hissed back.

"I'm not the one who almost not caught on camera," I pointed out.

"And I'm not the one wearing an Arkham uniform," Sam made a good point. I walked around the corner then swiftly dived back round, crashing into Sam in the process. I peeked round, the guard had his back turned to us. He was in complete white, must be one of the orderlies here, I noticed on her brown leather belt was a beating stick and a set of keys, they must be for the cells.

"He's not looking our way, we can make it across the hall," I whispered to Sam, he nodded.

"Ladies first," Sam whispered back with a serious tone, I gave him an unamused look then sneaked across the hallway, Sam followed.

"Okay, I think the cells are down here if that guy is standing over there," I quietly explained. We walked down a corridor that was wider than the others we had walked down, there were benches on the sides and … a security camera!

"God!" I cursed as I shoved Sam in to another direction, away from the camera. I looked back at the camera. Wait a second... it's not moving and there's no red light... and the camera lens has a knife stabbed into it.

"Oh, don't worry it's alright, it's not working." I reassured.

"Jesus, just give a heart attack why don't you!" Sam snapped as he punched me in the arm. We walked down the corridor, under the camera were some double doors.

As we entered the room, we both froze on the spot. This long room was like the corridor apart from instead of benches, there were huge glass walls, and behind the glass walls were inmates. They looked angry...

"Er... Maybe we should leave," Sam panicked as he backed up into the room we were just in

"We're not going anywhere," I said as I pulled him back in the room. We slowly walked down the corridor, looking in each cell, Harley might be here.

"What are you looking at?" A man growled at Sam. I saw a red haired woman stroking a rose. I slowly walked towards her cell.

"Harley Quinn?" I squeaked. She looked up at me, then looked me up and down.

"I'm afraid not honey," The woman spoke softly. She was beautiful, I almost felt drawn to her.

"Over here kid," Called a high voice 2 cells down. I walked to where the voice was coming from, Sam followed. When she came in view I almost hung my mouth open. This skinny blonde beauty laid before me on her raggedy prisoner bed.

"Harley Quinn?" I asked, not getting too close to the glass.

"The one and only!" She happily answered as she threw her arms in the air with joy. "What can I do you for?" she asked as she rolled onto her stomach.

"It's about the Joke..." I stared. I heard her suddenly squeal.

"Oooo What has puddin' been up to? Is he coming back for me? He is! You'll see!" She cried.

"Erm... No I don't know what... pudding is doing... But I'm looking for the Joker," I explained.

"Looking for my puddin'? Why?" She was suspicious. I thought that I might as well be honest.

"I think he knows where my father is." I looked down to my shoes. "He disappeared years ago and now I'm trying to track him down. So maybe we can be a family again." I looked back up and Harley was now up on the glass with tears in her eyes.

"That is soooo sad!" she wept. "Trying to find your long lost daddy! And no one but my puddin' can help!" She acted so dramatic with her body language.

"Will you help me find him?" I said with pleading eyes. She looked at me then thought for a second.

"Okay kid, not only will I help you find Mister J but I'll take you straight to him! Oooo he's going to be sooo excited to see me!" She jumped up and down.

"But how will you take us to him if you're stuck in there?" Sam asked. She stopped jumping and grinned at us with her perfect teeth.

"You're going to get me out of here silly!" She giggled. Was she serious? I'm not going to break the law and let a criminal free... Although I guess me and Sam have already broken the law with the whole breaking into Arkham... Twice.

"I dunno," I hesitated as I rubbed the back of my neck and looked over to Sam.

"Well then I guess you won't ever find him," She said as she crossed her arms and turned away from us. I looked over at Sam, maybe he knew what to do, he just stared blankly right back. Could we really let her out? Should we? How would we do it?

"Okay..." I paused, "If we let you out, you will lead us straight to him. Am I clear?" I ordered.

"Yeah yeah, now go get the keys," She commanded back. "There's a guard on patrol somewhere, he'll be coming down here soon," She explained as she leaped back onto her bed.

I walked away from her cell to go hide.

"Are you crazy? We can't trust her!" Sam whispered as he followed me.

"We have no other choice, she won't tell us where he is!" I snapped back, "Come on we have to hide, we're going to take down the guard," I said without thinking it through.

"You are crazy!" Sam concluded. I ignored his statement. He followed me to a cluster of pipes just sticking out of the wall. We quietly climbed over them and hid in the shadows they were creating. As we settled down in the shadows, our feet knocked some loose metal rods that were aimlessly laying on the floor.

We waited in silence for a few minutes, until finally the door that we came in to enter the room opened. I was deadly still, staring at him like some kind of prey as I picked up one of the conveniently placed rods.

The guard slowly walked down the corridor, each step he took echoed across the room. I could hear my heart beating so loudly that I thought he would hear it. Was I really about to do this? Was I going to attack an innocent person? He patrolled past us unaware of our presence.

When his back was facing us we did it. I ran up behind him, Sam didn't move. I swiftly slammed the rod to his skull, the room rang out with a metal clang and a sicking crunch. I expected the guard to collapse but he didn't! The big fella just rubbed his head and turned around to face me. I went in for another hit to his head but he grabbed me and lifted me off the ground with ease. I thrashed around but his grip on me was tight, so tight that it started to hurt. I dropped my weapon and tried pushing myself off him.

"I told you it wasn't a good idea!" Sam yelled. The guard ignored my panicking friend and glared at me.

"Another prisoner out of his cell, you must not know what I do to prisoners that misbehave." He growled, he must have noticed my Arkham top! Why haven't I changed out of that yet? I look down to his name tag. Lyle Bolton.

"Look Mr Bolton, you've got it wrong. I'm not a patient here!" I tried to reason with him.

"Come on kid! Get the keys and get me out of here!" Harley cheered on. I suddenly felt my stomach flip... that sounds like I work with her, the guard won't like that...

"Oh really? Not a patient here? Yet you're working for that bitch over there," Lyle grunted. Sam didn't know what to do, he was just standing there.

"Hey! It's Quinn, Harley Quinn!" Harley pouted.

"Shut your trap!" Lyle yelled, I cringed as his loudness ringed in my ears.

"Up sir," she squeaked and sat back on her bed. What! She can't just leave me with him! Suddenly there was a knock of someone else's glass cell, it was the red haired lady.

"Hey darling, why don't you pick on someone your own muscular size?" She said with a smirk.

"LEWIS!" Sam warned, I looked to what he was staring at. The rose that the woman had been stroking was shaking violently. Without warning it grew horrifically, large vines whipped out of no where, long thick roots broke through her glass cell and headed toward Lyle!

His eyes widened and he suddenly dropped me to brace himself. The moment I hit the ground I leaped out the way as the plant grew bigger and bigger and wrapped itself around Lyle Bolton. As it continued to grow, other glass cells smashed open, including Harley Quinns.

"Sorry Lyle, it's nothing personal," the red haired woman blew a kiss at the part of the plant where Lyle was wrapped up.

"Oh my god! You killed him!" Sam yelled as he ran up to the looming plant.

"Oh relax, I doubt he's dead," I said as I watched Harley intently. She better not try to run away from us.

"Thanks Ivy, it feels so good to get out of that cell," Harley stretched and turned to us. All the other inmates that had their cells broken, were running around like crazy. I guess that's why they call this place an Asylum...

"So! I guess you want to go see my Mister J now!" Harley grinned as she skipped to us.

"Yeah..." I simply said.

"Yay! Okay you wait here!" She skipped past us. I was about to follow her since I didn't trust her but Ivy grabbed my shoulder.

"Now now boys, it's rude to peek on a lady when she's getting changed." She warned as she flicked her red hair back. Me and Sam just stared at her... I didn't realise how beautiful she was!

"I'm BACCKKK" Yelled Harley's voice. Sam turned to her and gasped, I turned to see what he was so shocked about. Suddenly I too gasped. Standing in front of us was a red and black jester girl with a huge bazooka in her arms!

"Woah..." Sam breathed.

"Now lets go!" Harley cheered as she aimed her bazooka at an empty wall. I immediately realised what she was about to do.

"Sam get down!" I shouted as I pulled Sam down. Harley fired the bazooka, creating a loud explosion as the wall crumbled away. After the dust had cleared, I looked at the wreckage, the bazooka had not only gone through that wall but it had gone through 3 other walls and then revealed Gotham in the far distance.

"Next stop! Mister J!" Harley giggled happily.

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