a/n: omg, has it seriously been two and a half months since i've updated this? you guys have no idea how horrible that makes me feel. although, i do have a reason for still not having chapter six done (this is part two of, hopefully, only three parts). my grandma passed away in the middle of september, andi really just haven't been in the mood to write anything since then.but, i am starting to get back to normal, so i'll try to write more soon. oh, and just to let everyone know, this story did start out as just a filler for time between updates of my other story, the spawn of hogwarts. so that one kinda wins out whenever i get time to do anything (even though this one gets more reviews :D). that one was actually updated just a couple of days ago. i suggest everyone go and read it, since it is such a fabulous exa- ok, that sentence is too arrogant for even me to finish. please read it? it would make me happy. and i know this chapter sucks huge monkeys, so it's ok to not be impressed by it. you are now free to wander aimlessly...

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Chapter 6, Part 2

The twins leave the train and search for their mother. They find her trying to give Ron a spit bath.

Ron: Eew! No! Get away from me, devil woman!

Ron tries to struggle away as his mother puts him in a choke-hold to keep him in place.

Short, Red-headed Woman: But Ron, you've got dirt on your nose.

Ron: How many times do I have to tell you; it's not dirt, it's war paint!

Short, Red-headed Woman: Fine, I won't let you go to school with 'war paint' on your nose. It looks bad.

Ron: No! Leave me alone!

Ron continues to struggle until he finally breaks free. His mother gives up and lets him run away.

Short, Red-headed Woman: Fine, be that way. It'll be your fault that you can't get a girlfriend because they don't like your face.

Ron: Eew! Why would I want a girfriend? Girls have cooties! I'd rather eat a toadstool.

The Short, Red-headed Woman glares at her son. She then turns her attention to a new concern.

Short, Red-headed Woman: Where's Percy?

Percy: I am here, but I cannot stay long. I must return to sit with the prefects.

Short, Red-headed Woman: Oh, that's nice dear.

Everyone Else Standing There: ...

Percy: Did you all not hear me? I said I'm sitting with the prefects.

Everyone Else Standing There: ...

Percy: PREFECTS!

Fred: Don't you understand; no one cares.

George: Why don't you go play with some bears?

Percy: But bears are dangerous.

Fred & George: Exactly.

Percy: I don't get it, why would I want- hey! That's mean!

Percy tries to cause the twins physical harm, but they tie his arms and legs together and leave him to hop back to the other prefects for help.

Fred: Now that that's out of the way,

George: Want to know who we met today?

Short, Red-headed Woman: Who?

Fred & George: Harry Potter.

Ginny speaks for the first time since arriving at the train station.

Ginny: No way! You're joking, right? Where is he? What does he look like? Is he good-looking? Do you think he'd sign something for me?

Fred: Yes, way.

George: No.

Fred: On the train.

George: You've seen him.

Fred: I'm not qualified to answer that.

George: Maybe next summer.

Ginny: Why next summer?

Fred & George: Train's leaving.

Short, Red-headed Woman: Ahh! You three are supposed to be on the train! Hurry up, run!

Fred, George, and Ron all run and make it onto the train before it leaves the station completely.

ON THE TRAIN

Harry sits quietly, watching the scenery pass by the window. He is startled when the door suddenly slides open.

Harry: Agghhh!

Ron: Agghhh!

Harry: Oh, it's you. You scared me and made me scream like a girl!

Ron: Sorry. Well, your scream made me scream.

Harry: But your scream wasn't as girly sounding as mine.

Harry looks annoyed and glares at Ron.

Ron: Umm... sorry?

Harry is immediately pacified.

Harry: Thank you. An apology was all that was required.

Ron: Oh, ok... I guess. Do you mind if I sit in here with you?

Harry: Of course not! Go ahead and sit down. You can even have that entire bench to yourself.

Ron: Wow, a whole bench to myself. Yay!

Ron sits down and the compartment is silent for a few minutes. Then Harry has an idea.

Harry: Hey, wanna play a game?

Ron: Sure. What's it called?

Harry: It's called 'Guess Who I Am." It's really simple. All you have to do is guess my name. If you get it in three tries, you win.

Ron: Ok.

Harry: Ready? Go!

Ron: Umm... Dr. Phil?

Harry: Nope, try again.

Ron: Darn. Hmm, let's see. How about... Napaliebalous Otto Parts?

Harry: Wrong again. One more guess.

Ron: Wow, this is more difficult than I thought it would be. I'm not sure I'll be able to get it in just one more guess.

Harry ponders for a moment.

Harry: Ok, I'll give you a hint; I'm famous.

Ron: But, Dr. Phil is famous, and you're not him.

Harry: Dr. Phil is old... and bald. I'm not old, or bald, so there's no way I could be Dr. Phil.

Ron: Fine, then, give me another hint.

Harry starts to become slightly annoyed, but answers anyway.

Harry: I've got a wicked cool scar.

Ron: ... Still drawing a blank.

Harry becomes slightly more annoyed.

Harry: Your brothers just told you and your sister and mother that they met me.

Ron: ... OH! You must be Harry Potter!... You look different than I always imagined you, that must be why I didn't know who you were. I thought you would have had light brown hair, and been a little taller.

Harry: Oh, then I forgive you. So, looks like we're going to be spending the next few hours together; anything interesting you want to tell my about yourself?

Ron: I've got five brothers and a sister.

Harry: Five? Wow, that's amazing. All I've got is a whale-cousin.

Ron: Your cousin's a whale?

Harry: Well, not really, but he kinda looks like one. Tell me more about your family. The topic sparks my interest.

Ron: Ok... Well, my two oldest brothers, Bill and Charlie, have already left school. Percy's a Prefect, Fred and George are twins, and Ginny's a girl. Ok, your turn. Tell me about your family.

Harry: My cousin's name is Dudley. He looks like a whale. My uncle resembles a walrus, and my aunt reminds me of a horse. They hate me, and I hate them. They are the suckiest relatives anyone could ever have.

Ron: That sounds pretty bad.

Harry: Yeah. Not much fun. New topic! I just got an owl. Do you have any pets?

Ron: Yeah, a rat, Scabbers.

Ron points to the rat, which is sleeping in his pocket. Harry freaks out.

Harry: Eew! A rat? Rats are dirty animals. And you're letting it sleep in your pocket? You must be insane.

Ron: He's not dirty. I just gave him a bath last night.

Harry: Oh, ok then.

Suddenly the door opens and Harry sees a cart outside, full of candy. The lady pushing the cart slowly peers around the door and into the compartment.

Lady Pushing Candy Cart: Would you boys like some nice, sweet candy?

Harry: You're a little bit creepy. Have you been informed of this before?

The lady glares at Harry.

Harry is fearful for his life.

Harry: Yes, I would live to buy some candy. Give me some of everything.

The lady smiles.

Lady Pushing Candy Cart: Wonderful. I'll get that for you right away.

Harry and Ron eat the candy that Harry buys. Harry opens one of the Chocolate Frogs and looks at the card in there. The picture on the card moves. Harry drops the card.

Harry: Holy dear lord! What's wrong with that thing?

Ron looks over at Harry, wondering what had caused his outburst.

Ron: What are you talking about? What's wrong with what thing?

Harry: The picture!

Ron picks up the card and looks at it.

Ron: I don't see anything wrong with it.

Harry: IT MOVED!

Ron: ... What else would it do?

Harry: Oh, I don't know, maybe NOT MOVE!

Ron: Oh, right, you're new. Yeah, all wizarding pictures move.

Harry: Oh, really? Sweet! Let me see that again!

Ron hands Harry the card. Harry stares at it in wonderment.

Harry: Dude, that is the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

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reviews!

Joe Fenton: thank you for reviewing! i agree, that would have been highly amusing. oh, just to let you know, it's donald duck that does that. daffy's the one that hangs out with bugs bunny :)

LemmingtonLee: thanks for the review! that's actually one of my favorite parts, as well.

irishpiratess: wow, i've corrupted someone's mind with this story. i feel i've accomplished something... thanks for the compliment!

CHICKENS of DOOM: thank you so much for the songs! i never would have thought of those on my own. btw, i'm still open to suggestions if you have any more.

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a/n: like i said, i know this chapter wasn't the best, but i had to give you guys something, just to let you know i hadn't died or anything.i have no idea how long it will be before the next update (i'm praying that it doesn't take another two months), but reviews really make me want to write. so, the more i get, the shorter theamount of time between updates. and just a little note; i know this may sound kind of extreme at the moment, but my secret goal is to get somewhere near 100 reviews by the end of this story. so, if you could find it in your hearts, please help me reach that goal? anyway, that's just my crazy thought of the day. hope to be back soon. bye now!

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