It's a Bloody Cat!

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Later I'll think about going through and put chapter names on these…After you finish reading this I'll post some of you suggested texts conversats…

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Just added chapter names so sorry for the notification…nothing was seriously updated just some spelling and grammar..

Texts:

Italics are John. Regular tis Sherlock. Bold is Mycroft. Italics and Bold are Lestrade.

Disclaimer:

I don't own Sherlock neither BBC's nor Sir Author Doyle's and am not making any profit by publishing this.

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-Some time later or apporx. 8 hours….-

John? Are you still mad? –SH

John? –SH

Yes, you could have told me. –JW

You didn't answer your phone. –SH

It's was in the flat! –JW

Which I later noted and Lestrade wouldn't go and look for you. –SH

Why didn't you go and look for me then? –JW

It was raining. –SH

Correction it wasn't raining when I left, it started raining after. –JW

Technicalities. –SH

I can't believe you… -JW

Not my fault you didn't come in. –SH

You could've told me before I left. –JW

But, you left before I could so therefore it's your fault. –SH

How is it my fault! –JW

You made an assumption and left. –SH

You hinted very clear that the cat had a higher chance of being outside! –JW

And you believed me? –SH

Well, you're capable throwing a cat out into the streets. Come on Sherlock, its London don't you realize how dangerous it is for cat. –JW

It's a creature. –SH

C-A-T. –JW

It was in the closet the whole time John. Well except for the end but that doesn't matter…I know your deductions skills are off but how did you not notice…There was fur everywhere… -SH

You know I'm across the room form you right? –JW

So? –SH

There is the concept called talking Sherlock. –JW

Tedious and anyway texting is better. –SH

How…you know I'm not even going to ask. –JW

Hmm? –SH

Why are you still with that creature. –SH

It's a she Sherlock and it is a cat. –JW

Why does it get to sit in your lap…its dangerous… -SH

That didn't sound right at all….you sure you're not..? –JW

? –SH

Never mind and the cat has total right to be in my lap. –JW

How does it have a right and I don't?! –SH

Sherlock…–JW

But I have the right to be in your lap too! –SH

Are you sure you're not gay? -JW

You're really disproving that statement now… -JW

I married to my work! –SH

Right then…. –JW

The question? –SH

Oh, right. The cat earned the "right" to sit in my lap because it has been through a terrifying experience. –JW

And that is…..? –SH

You locked it up in a cupboard! A cupboard Sherlock. –JW

It took a lot of work to do that too it was clawing me and look at these marks!…-SH

I could get the Humane Society on you for animal abuse…-JW

You wouldn't. –SH

No, but I'll post about it on my blog and someone will eventually. –JW

That's cheating! –SH

Is not. –JW

Too. –SH

Not. –JW

Too. –SH

Not. –JW

Too.- SH

Not! Not! Not! –JW

Too! Too! Too! –SH

Ah! It's attacking me again! –SH

Good, you deserved it… -JW

Why's Sherlock sneezing is because of the cat that's clawing at his face? –GL

Yes. –JW

Aren't you going to try and get it off him? –GL

Um…no. He's earned it. –JW

How did you get in the flat? –JW

The door was open. –GL

You brought a case? –JW

No…I'm here for something else. –GL

And that is? –JW

Well, I was going to ask Sherlock about the 'monster' and to look for you. but you're in the flay so… -GL

Yeah, well I'm back and the 'monster' is currently attacking him. –JW

Wait so the 'monster' is that cat attacking Sherlock? –GL

Apparently. –JW

Greg what are you doing?! –JW

Well, I attempted to get the cat off. No wonder Sherlock calls it monster. Look at my arm! It has claw marks all over it! –GL

It's not a monster! –JW

And why are you texting me…we're in the same room…-JW

I lost my voice. –GL

Oh…-JW

To John & Lestrade

How dare you leave alone with that monster! And why is it the flat anyway?! –SH

To Greg & Sherlock:

I'm taking care of it for Molly. She's out this week and she asked me to watch over her. –JW

To Greg & John:

And when is it leaving? –SH

To Greg & Sherlock:

Tomorrow. Sherlock…Greg….stop hissing/glaring at the cat. You'll only provoke her more. –JW

To Sherlock & John:

That's good. John? You know you're still drenched right? –GL

To Greg & Sherlock:

Yeah…it was raining out and I trust the cat alone with Sherlock. –JW

To Sherlock & John:

Doesn't Sherlock have any allergy meds? –GL

To John & Lestrade:

No. None of them work….and what's the three-way texting? –SH

To John & Sherlock:

Dunno…Have an idea John?

To Lestrade & Sherlock:

No idea. But I'm going to change don't anyone one of you touch the cat! –JW

Sherlock? –GL

Yes? –SH

Do you think we can get rid of the cat? He said we couldn't 'touch' it…. –GL

Ah, that's right. But that doesn't mean we can't just lure it away. –SH

Yes. Got any fish or the like around? –GL

I believe John brought some the other day… -SH

-Some Moments Later-

"SHERLOCK! GREG! WHERE'S MY CAT?!"

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And so ends the cat arc. If you have any suggestions for the next couple chapters comment or PM them..thanks!

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