Chapter 7: Crush Scam
A few hours later, the Ed's were out near Double-D's place with a sign that says "Tell us your crush. 2 cents." Then, he hands out a megaphone and yells, "Tell us what your crush us! If it's secret, must be serious. So come on down and tell us about your crush! All for just 2 cents!"
Then came Jonny and Plank and he said, "Whatcha doing, Eddy?"
"Just telling a few people about a crush they had. Wanna take a whack at it, Jonny boy?" asked Eddy.
"A crush? Do you crush stuff?" Jonny asked.
"Not that kind of crush. A crush you have with a boy and a girl." said Double-D.
"And I put up the sign." said Ed.
Jonny stared at them weird, but then said, "Not really. How 'bout you, Plank?"
He put his ear on the wood, then turns to the Ed's and said, "Plank says that he used to know a girl that could win in a spit-on-a-tree match. He said he got used to her and then just peed on the tree."
Ed chuckled slightly, and Double-D and Eddy were staring at each other weird, then Double-D said, "Okay, we don't need to know that."
"Yeah, thanks anyway, though, Jonny." said Eddy.
"See ya, guys." said Jonny.
"Okay, that was weird." said Eddy.
"Yes, conveniently strange." said Double-D.
Then, Kevin came in and Ed stopped him saying, "Do you have a crush? Tell us all about it! Please gab for 2 cents!"
He stared at Ed weird and said, "Hey, look. It's cupid dork. Who are you shooting for, Elvis?" He laughed hysterically, then turned to Eddy and said, "Where's your dorky girlfriend?"
"She's gone for 2 weeks." said Eddy.
"Whoa. Seriously?" asked Kevin.
"Yep. Got some family issues." said Eddy.
"So, this crush thing. Do I have to tell someone about my personal crush or something like that?" he asked.
"Yep. All for just 2 cents." said Eddy.
"2 cents? Pathetic! More like 10 cents." said Kevin.
"Is that a joke?" asked Eddy.
"No, seriously. It's just a suggestion." Kevin said.
"You've got a good point." said Eddy.
Then, Eddy changed the sign for 2 cents to 10 cents. Then, he asked, "Can you tell us what your personal crush is? We'll try to keep it a secret."
"You promise not to tell anyone?" asked Kevin.
"We give you our word." said Double-D.
Then, they all turned to Ed and he stared at them and said, "Why are staring at me? Do I have something in my face? Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!"
"You don't have something on your face, Ed. Do you keep secrets?" said Eddy.
"What are 'secrets'?" asked Ed.
"Exactly my point. Everytime we tell you to keep a secret, you blab to the whole Cul-de-Sac." said Eddy.
"I do not!" exclaimed Ed.
"Yes, you do. Remember when we asked you to keep a secret that I peed on myself when I was sleeping? You told the whole school and they Kevin gave me the title, 'King of Pee.'" said Eddy.
Double-D and Kevin were laughing hysterically and then, Kevin said, "I remember that. You were so embarassed and we were all laughing our heads off. King of Pee. Has a ring to it, don't you think?"
"I'll keep a secret, Eddy." said Ed.
Ed, Double-D and Kevin stared at them deeply and Ed said, "I'll try to keep it a secret."
Kevin exhaled deeply and said, "Okay. I have this ginormous crush with Nazz and she's like, super hot. I'm hoping that if I get older, we might start dating."
"Great story, Kev." said Eddy.
"Every chance I get to stare in her eyes, they're so beautiful. I wish I could tell her how I feel so I wouldn't be so nervous." said Kevin.
"Well, if you want my advice, sometimes it takes a few years to sorta tell her how you feel unless if she's falling for another guy and it would be too late. It just takes some time. Just don't wait too long." said Double-D.
"Wow. Thanks. You know, you're not as dorky as I thought you were. But you still look it." said Kevin.
"Happy to help, Kevin." said Eddy.
Then, came a voice that said, "Hey, we don't need a crush. We've got our love interests on our block."
The Ed's looked in fear and screamed, "KANKERS!!!"
"What's up, honey-buns? Wanna kiss and make up?" asked Lee.
"We could've made a scam about music." said Eddy.
"Music? We're good at music. Do you take singing lessons so we can sing you a serenade?" asked May.
"Let's write a love song." said Marie.
"Romance is so out of hand!" the Ed's exclaimed when the girls plan on kissing them.
So far, I have to stop there until I make more. Enjoy this awesome fanfic and tell me what you think of it. I'll make some new chapters of this fanfic later on, so until then, enjoy!
