-9:30 At The Monroe House-
Sonny- It's been quite a week mom. I mean like I've been dating Chad, I found out about the secret room, Chad got his job back because of me, I inspired Tawni to get a secret room and now I got Tawni to go to Wisconsin!
Connie- *Only half listening while cleaning the house a bit* Yes. Quite a week. Now go to bed. You've got a big day tomorrow!
Sonny- Ok. *About to walk to her room* Wait. Why?
Connie- We're going to Wisconsin for the week remember!
Sonny- No, I don't "remember". You never told me!
Connie- Oh yeah. That's right. I told you're Grandma not you! Well, we're going to Wisconsin tomorrow and staying with your Grandma Pattie! I hope you're packed!
Sonny- What? No! This is horrible! That means that I'll have to go there with... TAWNI!
Connie- Tawni's coming with us? That's great sweetie! I'm glad you two are finally getting along!
Sonny- No! Weren't you listening to me before! We made a deal!
Connie- Oh. Well I'll let you stay up a bit to pack then you must go to sleep right away! It'll be embarrassing if you sleep on the plane again!
Sonny- Why? Lot's of people sleep on the plane!
Connie- But not everyone sleep talks too.
Sonny- Oh... Is it alright if I go on Chad's plane with Tawni? Just so I can make sure she doesn't ditch the plane.
Connie- Sure.
Sonny- Thanks! *Goes to her room, packs then rings Chad at 9:55*
-Phone Convo-
Chad- CDC here!
Sonny- CDC? Really, Chad? Really?
Chad- What? It's like my signature!
Sonny- Yeah anyway. I need you to fly me and Tawni to Wisconsin tomorrow morning at nine.
Chad- You're going to Wisconsin together?
Sonny- Yeah. Tawni said she could last a week in Wisconsin and I have to go there with my mom so it was pretty much just good timing Chad- Cool. I'll come with you!
Sonny- Why?
Chad- Because it's my plane and I don't want it to crash because of Tawni's temper problems Sonny- She doesn't even HAVE temper problems!
Chad- That's only because you haven't known her as long as I have.
Sonny- Ok Chad- Good Sonny- Good Chad- Fine Sonny- Fine Chad- So we're good?
Sonny- Oh we're so good!
-End Of Convo-
-The Next Day At 9:10 On Chad's Private Jet-
Sonny- So...
Tawni- So...
Sonny- So...
Tawni- So...
Sonny- So...
Tawni- So...
Sonny- So...
Tawni- So...
Chad- Ok. This is seriously getting annoying! What do you want?
Sonny- Ice- cream Tawni- Cocoa Mocoa Cocoa Sonny- Internal life Tawni- Make- up Sonny- Food Tawni- A Tween Choice Award Sonny & Tawni- ENTERTAINMENT!
Chad- No problem. I'll just turn the TV on!
Tawni- I still want a Tween Choice Award!
Chad- Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, how you make me laugh. You should put that one on So Random! It's impossible for you to win it! It's always Mackenzie Falls who win! Speaking of the Falls *Turns on the TV to a marathon of MF*
Tawni & Sonny- NOOO! *Bang their heads on the back of their chairs*
Sonny- ANYTHING but that!
Chad- Look! Next he's going to jump in the pool and save Chloe! And next Skyler's gonna come! Oh, this is sooo predictable!
Sonny & Tawni- *Look at him like he's crazy*
Chad- *Sees them* What?
Sonny- You're an actor on this show.
Tawni- You own the script of course you know what's going to happen!
Chad- And your point is?
-2 Hours Later Outside Chads Airport-
Chad- *Hails a taxi* TAXI!
Taxi- *Pulls over*
Chad, Sonny and Tawni- *Put their stuff in the boot and get in the taxi*
Chad- Drive.
Taxi Driver- I don't know where to go!
Chad- What? I am so going to fir-
Sonny- 34 Bakers Street! (Whispers to Chad) From now on tell Taxi Drivers where your going!
Chad- (To the Taxi Driver) Sorry! I'm kinda used to limos!
Taxi Driver- Yeah, I can tell. And something else I can tell is I don't know where that address is.
Sonny- I'll give you the directions -10 Minutes Later, When They Arrive-
Taxi Driver- That would be $900 Chad, Tawni and Sonny- WHAT?
Taxi Driver- You drove me out here in the middle of no-where so you have to pay. *Sticks his hand out of the window* Cough up the cash.
Chad- Um, it's in one of our bags. I'll just go find it... *Walks over and takes Sonny and Tawni too* (Whispers to them) Take all of your stuff and get ready to run *Grabs his stuff* (Still whispering) On the count of three... 1, 2, 3!
Channy & Tawni- *Run with their stuff into the house*
Sonny- *Locks the door then slides down it*
Grandma Pattie- *Walks in* Allison! *Gives her a hug*
Sonny- You're looking as young as ever!
Grandma Pattie- I watched your show last week. Funny as always! *Looks over to Chad and Tawni* Oh, these must be your friends! Your mom told me they would be staying so I set up spare beds for you all.
Sonny- This is my boyfriend Chad. *Points to Chad* And this is my friend Tawni! *Points to Tawni*
Grandma Pattie- You will LOVE the new horses we've got, Allison!
Chad- Allison! *Laughs*
Sonny- *Hits him in the stomach but not hard...ish*
Chad- Ow!
Grandma Pattie- Come on I'll show you outside.
-Outside The Farm-
Tawni- *Looks around*
Grandma Pattie- I'd spend more time looking at the ground rather than the scenery if I was you.
Tawni- What? Why...*Steps in horse poop* Ew!
Grandma Pattie- *Shows everyone around* And this is the horse stable. And this is the-
Tawni- *Trips on a rock then falls face first into a pit of mud* EW!
Grandma Pattie- Careful. There's a rock there. And here is the cows. I expect Sonny to help you do your chores. Especially with the cow milking!
Chad- Wait. We're doing CHORES? I did not sign up for this!
Grandma Pattie- And these are our five wonderful little piglets and their mom and this is our Llama Sonny- Aw. You got the Llama I wanted! *Hugs Grandma Pattie*
Tawni- *Pats the Llama* I guess this part of the farm isn't THAT bad!
Llama- *Spits on Tawni*
Tawni- Urgh! Spoke to soon! I can not STAND this place!
Sonny- :I hope she cracks soon! I really want a slave!:
GP- And here is the markets. And this is the chicken coop. This is the sheep and finally, our dog Sammy!
Tawni- Aw! What a cute dog!
Sammy- *Attacks Tawni*
Tawni- Not the pants! Not the pants! *Runs away from Sammy*
GP- Now let's go to your room.
Tawni- What do you mean 'room'? What happened to the s?
GP- There is no s!
Tawni- W- w- what? You mean I have to sh- sh- share?
GP- Yes. Sonny said you have to share a room with her so I thought you would be fine with it.
Chad- Does that mean I have to share a room with TWO girls?
GP- You can sleep in a tent for the week if you would like to.
Chad- Hmmm. Let's see. Girls. Tent. Girls. Tent. Girls. Tent. Yeah, I don't have to think about that! Tent it is! Like I'd ever share a room with a Tawni that has 200 suitcases with her!
Sonny- Good point. Where am I going to put my stuff?
Tawni- Since there's going to be rain every night why don't you put it outside in the rain?
Chad- There's going to be rain? I just choose a tent!
Tawni- Yeah. Of course there's going to be rain!
Sonny- Too late. You just choose tent! No swapsies! *Tries to change the subject* Uh, so how about those football scores?
Chad- How do you know what the weather is? You only watch TV if it's you. You never listen to the radio unless it's an interview with you. So... how?
Tawni- Sonny told me! Didn't she tell you?
Chad- *Turns to Sonny while he speaks* No. She didn't. (Sarcastic) I wonder why?
Sonny- I just wanted to see you sleep in a tent. In the rain. A small tent too.
Chad- (Panicky) It's a small tent? The only tent I've been in is the Mackenzie Falls one! -A/N Remember from the Legend Of Candy Face- It had everything! Mini- fridge, flat screen TV, computers, believe it or not it even had a chandelier! And the best thing of all. It used to have Senior Smoothie! Until someone *coughs* Sonny *coughs* destroyed it! OH NO! THIS IS TERRIBLE! THIS IS A TORTURE PLACE I TELL YOU! TORTURE! I need refreshment. Where's the water?
GP- In the kitchen there's a tap. Get a cup and drink it.
Chad- *Runs into the kitchen* (While running) TORTURE I TELL YOU!
-Chad's gone-
GP- What a drama queen! Or should I say king! *Nudges Tawni* Get it? Get it?
Sonny- He should be. He's on Mackenzie Falls.
GP- He's on what?
Sonny- It's a drama show that nobody watches.
GP- Oh. I seriously don't know what you see in that guy Sonny.
Sonny- So, where's mom and Grandpa?
GP- Out at the market Sonny- Okay.
Tawni- I'm just going to go get some water. *Leaves*
-In the kitchen-
Tawni- This place is HORRIBLE! I mean like, pits of mud, attacking dogs, horse poo everywhere, chores, spitting Llamas. Who would EVER want to live here?
Chad- I sure wouldn't!
Tawni & Chad- It's TORTURE!
Tawni- I wish I could go back to Hollywood but I can't loose the bet!
Chad- I wish I could go back to Hollywood but I can't leave Sonny and I now if I go back Portlyn will be all over me if Sonny's not around!
Tawni- Too much information!
Chad- Sorry. It's just that I can't crack!
Tawni- Neither can I!
Sonny- It's been quite a week mom. I mean like I've been dating Chad, I found out about the secret room, Chad got his job back because of me, I inspired Tawni to get a secret room and now I got Tawni to go to Wisconsin!
Connie- *Only half listening while cleaning the house a bit* Yes. Quite a week. Now go to bed. You've got a big day tomorrow!
Sonny- Ok. *About to walk to her room* Wait. Why?
Connie- We're going to Wisconsin for the week remember!
Sonny- No, I don't "remember". You never told me!
Connie- Oh yeah. That's right. I told you're Grandma not you! Well, we're going to Wisconsin tomorrow and staying with your Grandma Pattie! I hope you're packed!
Sonny- What? No! This is horrible! That means that I'll have to go there with... TAWNI!
Connie- Tawni's coming with us? That's great sweetie! I'm glad you two are finally getting along!
Sonny- No! Weren't you listening to me before! We made a deal!
Connie- Oh. Well I'll let you stay up a bit to pack then you must go to sleep right away! It'll be embarrassing if you sleep on the plane again!
Sonny- Why? Lot's of people sleep on the plane!
Connie- But not everyone sleep talks too.
Sonny- Oh... Is it alright if I go on Chad's plane with Tawni? Just so I can make sure she doesn't ditch the plane.
Connie- Sure.
Sonny- Thanks! *Goes to her room, packs then rings Chad at 9:55*
-Phone Convo-
Chad- CDC here!
Sonny- CDC? Really, Chad? Really?
Chad- What? It's like my signature!
Sonny- Yeah anyway. I need you to fly me and Tawni to Wisconsin tomorrow morning at nine.
Chad- You're going to Wisconsin together?
Sonny- Yeah. Tawni said she could last a week in Wisconsin and I have to go there with my mom so it was pretty much just good timing Chad- Cool. I'll come with you!
Sonny- Why?
Chad- Because it's my plane and I don't want it to crash because of Tawni's temper problems Sonny- She doesn't even HAVE temper problems!
Chad- That's only because you haven't known her as long as I have.
Sonny- Ok Chad- Good Sonny- Good Chad- Fine Sonny- Fine Chad- So we're good?
Sonny- Oh we're so good!
-End Of Convo-
-The Next Day At 9:10 On Chad's Private Jet-
Sonny- So...
Tawni- So...
Sonny- So...
Tawni- So...
Sonny- So...
Tawni- So...
Sonny- So...
Tawni- So...
Chad- Ok. This is seriously getting annoying! What do you want?
Sonny- Ice- cream Tawni- Cocoa Mocoa Cocoa Sonny- Internal life Tawni- Make- up Sonny- Food Tawni- A Tween Choice Award Sonny & Tawni- ENTERTAINMENT!
Chad- No problem. I'll just turn the TV on!
Tawni- I still want a Tween Choice Award!
Chad- Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, how you make me laugh. You should put that one on So Random! It's impossible for you to win it! It's always Mackenzie Falls who win! Speaking of the Falls *Turns on the TV to a marathon of MF*
Tawni & Sonny- NOOO! *Bang their heads on the back of their chairs*
Sonny- ANYTHING but that!
Chad- Look! Next he's going to jump in the pool and save Chloe! And next Skyler's gonna come! Oh, this is sooo predictable!
Sonny & Tawni- *Look at him like he's crazy*
Chad- *Sees them* What?
Sonny- You're an actor on this show.
Tawni- You own the script of course you know what's going to happen!
Chad- And your point is?
-2 Hours Later Outside Chads Airport-
Chad- *Hails a taxi* TAXI!
Taxi- *Pulls over*
Chad, Sonny and Tawni- *Put their stuff in the boot and get in the taxi*
Chad- Drive.
Taxi Driver- I don't know where to go!
Chad- What? I am so going to fir-
Sonny- 34 Bakers Street! (Whispers to Chad) From now on tell Taxi Drivers where your going!
Chad- (To the Taxi Driver) Sorry! I'm kinda used to limos!
Taxi Driver- Yeah, I can tell. And something else I can tell is I don't know where that address is.
Sonny- I'll give you the directions -10 Minutes Later, When They Arrive-
Taxi Driver- That would be $900 Chad, Tawni and Sonny- WHAT?
Taxi Driver- You drove me out here in the middle of no-where so you have to pay. *Sticks his hand out of the window* Cough up the cash.
Chad- Um, it's in one of our bags. I'll just go find it... *Walks over and takes Sonny and Tawni too* (Whispers to them) Take all of your stuff and get ready to run *Grabs his stuff* (Still whispering) On the count of three... 1, 2, 3!
Channy & Tawni- *Run with their stuff into the house*
Sonny- *Locks the door then slides down it*
Grandma Pattie- *Walks in* Allison! *Gives her a hug*
Sonny- You're looking as young as ever!
Grandma Pattie- I watched your show last week. Funny as always! *Looks over to Chad and Tawni* Oh, these must be your friends! Your mom told me they would be staying so I set up spare beds for you all.
Sonny- This is my boyfriend Chad. *Points to Chad* And this is my friend Tawni! *Points to Tawni*
Grandma Pattie- You will LOVE the new horses we've got, Allison!
Chad- Allison! *Laughs*
Sonny- *Hits him in the stomach but not hard...ish*
Chad- Ow!
Grandma Pattie- Come on I'll show you outside.
-Outside The Farm-
Tawni- *Looks around*
Grandma Pattie- I'd spend more time looking at the ground rather than the scenery if I was you.
Tawni- What? Why...*Steps in horse poop* Ew!
Grandma Pattie- *Shows everyone around* And this is the horse stable. And this is the-
Tawni- *Trips on a rock then falls face first into a pit of mud* EW!
Grandma Pattie- Careful. There's a rock there. And here is the cows. I expect Sonny to help you do your chores. Especially with the cow milking!
Chad- Wait. We're doing CHORES? I did not sign up for this!
Grandma Pattie- And these are our five wonderful little piglets and their mom and this is our Llama Sonny- Aw. You got the Llama I wanted! *Hugs Grandma Pattie*
Tawni- *Pats the Llama* I guess this part of the farm isn't THAT bad!
Llama- *Spits on Tawni*
Tawni- Urgh! Spoke to soon! I can not STAND this place!
Sonny- :I hope she cracks soon! I really want a slave!:
GP- And here is the markets. And this is the chicken coop. This is the sheep and finally, our dog Sammy!
Tawni- Aw! What a cute dog!
Sammy- *Attacks Tawni*
Tawni- Not the pants! Not the pants! *Runs away from Sammy*
GP- Now let's go to your room.
Tawni- What do you mean 'room'? What happened to the s?
GP- There is no s!
Tawni- W- w- what? You mean I have to sh- sh- share?
GP- Yes. Sonny said you have to share a room with her so I thought you would be fine with it.
Chad- Does that mean I have to share a room with TWO girls?
GP- You can sleep in a tent for the week if you would like to.
Chad- Hmmm. Let's see. Girls. Tent. Girls. Tent. Girls. Tent. Yeah, I don't have to think about that! Tent it is! Like I'd ever share a room with a Tawni that has 200 suitcases with her!
Sonny- Good point. Where am I going to put my stuff?
Tawni- Since there's going to be rain every night why don't you put it outside in the rain?
Chad- There's going to be rain? I just choose a tent!
Tawni- Yeah. Of course there's going to be rain!
Sonny- Too late. You just choose tent! No swapsies! *Tries to change the subject* Uh, so how about those football scores?
Chad- How do you know what the weather is? You only watch TV if it's you. You never listen to the radio unless it's an interview with you. So... how?
Tawni- Sonny told me! Didn't she tell you?
Chad- *Turns to Sonny while he speaks* No. She didn't. (Sarcastic) I wonder why?
Sonny- I just wanted to see you sleep in a tent. In the rain. A small tent too.
Chad- (Panicky) It's a small tent? The only tent I've been in is the Mackenzie Falls one! -A/N Remember from the Legend Of Candy Face- It had everything! Mini- fridge, flat screen TV, computers, believe it or not it even had a chandelier! And the best thing of all. It used to have Senior Smoothie! Until someone *coughs* Sonny *coughs* destroyed it! OH NO! THIS IS TERRIBLE! THIS IS A TORTURE PLACE I TELL YOU! TORTURE! I need refreshment. Where's the water?
GP- In the kitchen there's a tap. Get a cup and drink it.
Chad- *Runs into the kitchen* (While running) TORTURE I TELL YOU!
-Chad's gone-
GP- What a drama queen! Or should I say king! *Nudges Tawni* Get it? Get it?
Sonny- He should be. He's on Mackenzie Falls.
GP- He's on what?
Sonny- It's a drama show that nobody watches.
GP- Oh. I seriously don't know what you see in that guy Sonny.
Sonny- So, where's mom and Grandpa?
GP- Out at the market Sonny- Okay.
Tawni- I'm just going to go get some water. *Leaves*
-In the kitchen-
Tawni- This place is HORRIBLE! I mean like, pits of mud, attacking dogs, horse poo everywhere, chores, spitting Llamas. Who would EVER want to live here?
Chad- I sure wouldn't!
Tawni & Chad- It's TORTURE!
Tawni- I wish I could go back to Hollywood but I can't loose the bet!
Chad- I wish I could go back to Hollywood but I can't leave Sonny and I now if I go back Portlyn will be all over me if Sonny's not around!
Tawni- Too much information!
Chad- Sorry. It's just that I can't crack!
Tawni- Neither can I!
