Since my generator thingy has become pretty popular, I decided it was about time to check in. So next up is… YOUR KIDS FUTURE! MWAHAHA!

Pick the birth month you want for your kids (please pick two birth months and don't peek and please don't use your own.)

Jan. : Jaguar

Feb. : Flamingo

March : Markhor

April : Albatross

May : Manatee

June : Jerboa

July : Jackal (that's right. Your kid has a jackal. I'm gonna go hide before you kill me…)

August : Aardwolf

Sep. : Scorpion (hey, it's possible!)

Oct. : Okapi

Nov. : Nightjar (look it up. It's pretty cool.)

Dec. Dingo

Next up… Did your kids join the Greencloaks? Pick your favorite candy.

Chocolate : They became the new group of Conquers.

Gummy worms : They rose the Wyrm from the dead. Yup. Your kid did that.

Taffy : They um… Killed you.

Lollipop : They lived a long happy life. (I bet you thought I was gonna put something dark here.) They were only happy cause you stopped talking to them. (Yup, I'm eviler than Shane.)

Dark chocolate : They stayed home to help you get through your sickness.

Cotton candy : One died from shock after getting their spirit animal. The other was murdered before they even got to see their spirit animal.

Marshmallows : They had you killed.

Liquorice : They joined the Greencloaks!

Jelly beans : They ran off into the forest, never to be seen again.

Mint : They were caused mental and physical pain until they finally escaped. Butttt… The conditions were too much and they committed suicide.

Oh okay. Those choices weren't too great… Anyway… I should probably tell you what happened to me last time. I hurt Finn (poor guy!) and Devin (of course) betrayed me. I thought we were FRIENDS Devin! I gave YOU a CHANCE! Okay, I'm gonna stop being weird…