5

My camel is waiting for me to jump on it and ride away

5.00

In my bed room

Oh my giddy God's pyjamas.

One second later

I've got a date for the dance.

One second later

With Robbie.

One second later

The ex-Sex God.

One second later

Who I was in love with until he left and went to Kiwi-a-gogo-land. Where he probably snogged loads of marsupials.

One second later

Would that mean that when I snog him, I'd be snogging lips that touched a marsupial's?

One second later

Erlack!

One second later

Not that I want to snog him anyway. I have left my Robbie éclair in the bakery and have settled for a Dave Tart.

One second later

No I haven't!

I've settled for an Italian cakey. How did Dave get in there? Even when he isn't here, he manages to get into my thoughts.

Out, Dave, out!

One second later

Anyway, Robbie said he didn't mind going with me as just mates even though he would have liked it better if we could go as more than matey type mates.

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I think it was his way of telling me that he wishes that he and I were still together. That is what I think. But as we all know, boys are a bloody mystery so we can't really say what they mean when they say something.

One second later

Like they may say S'later (which Robbie did before he walked away) which is like a 'See you later' but then we don't know when is later as they don't say when and so-

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Blimey.

All that rambling has made me hungry.

Half an hour later

On the phone with Rosie while snacking on some Jammy Dodgers

"So I think we should all wear matching outfits for the dance" she said while munching on something.

I had told her about the whole Robbie fandango and how Dave the Laugh had got into my thoughts. All she'd said was "Blimey Gee, you really are a minx' before raving on about the dance.

I could heard Sven in the back ground saying, "Ja, oh ja. Feel the groove baby!"

I knew I shouldn't have but I couldn't stop myself.

"Ro-Ro?"

"Hmmm?"

"What is Sven doing?"

"Oh! He's dancing on the table with the fruit basket on his head"

Of course.

"So anyway, what do you think?"

"About what?"

"My idea of wearing the same outfits to the dance?"

"I am not wearing anything that is made of fur" I said firmly.

"Fine!" she said and made sucking noises before saying, "How about jeans and the same tops, but in different colours?"

Hmmm… that didn't sound so bad.

"Well, that doesn't sound too bad" I told her.

"Good, glad that's sorted. I've got to go now. My camel is waiting for me to jump on it and ride away"

What in the name of arse is she talking about?

"Rosie, my deranged friend, what in the name of arse are you talking about"

There was silence and some more sucky noises (oo-er!)

"I have no idea"

I rolled my eyes.

"Anyway, I gotta go. Sven wants to do the tango"

"Alright. Oh! And Ro-Ro…"

"Yes Gee?"

"No fake beard as well"

"Damn!"

Phoned Jas

I finished telling Jas about the Robbie and Dave fandango and was about to put the phone down, when Vati came looning in.

"Georgia would you get off the bloody phone. I'm sure you have plenty of time to discuss nail polish colours in school"

Oh rave on. As if I care about what he had to say. The day I listen to him is the day he shaves that fury animal off his chin, i.e. never.

One second later

Jas had gone but I still held the phone up just to annoy him.

One second later

He finally went grumbling away.

One second later

Ha ha and thrice ha.

7.15

In my room

All aloney, on my owney.

Two minutes later

Staring out of my window

I can see Junior Blunder Boy from here. He's standing against a street lamp with his arms folded. He probably thinks he looks cool. Sadly he is wrong as he looks more like a prat than anything else.

One second later

Blimey, he really is a prat.

He's now pulled out a fag and is smoking it. I didn't know he could smoke.

One second later

Obviously he can't as he's having a coughing fit. Boys really do come from the depths of bonkerdom. I mean, why would you pretend that you can smoke just to impress people and look cool?

One second later

I think people who do that are vair vair sad.

And pathetico.

One second later

Does Dave smoke? I don't think he does. He doesn't seem like the type…

One second later

Why do I care about him? He is a prat and I never want to think about him again.

One second later

Of course, now I'm thinking about him.

One second later

Bloody hell.

Oscar just looked up. He saw me struck a cool (prat like) pose and said, "Fancy a fag Gee?"

I just stared at him.

Ten minutes later

I can't believe it. It's unbelievable, that's why.

Oscar and I are now locked into a staring match. Neither of us have blinked. Not that he's be able to tell if I blinked or not as I covered in darkness while he was standing in the light of the street lamp.

Five minutes later

Finally he's gone. Thank you Baby Jesus. I don't know how much more of that staring I would have been able to take.

9.45

In bed

I think I'll go to sleep now.

As they say, Early to bed, early to rise makes a- whatsit…

One second later

I know it's something to do with a worm…

No wait, that's another one.

One second later

Oh forget it!

I can't be bothered to think now. I'm too tir- zzzzzzzzzzzz

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A/N: I know it's been a long time since I last posted and this isn't so great but I've been really busy. But don't worry. The dance is going to be in the next chapter and so there will be a lot of Ace Gang, their boyfriends, Dave the Laugh, Robbie and another character whose name I will not reveal.

Anyway, please review even if you thought it was crap.

Sasha.