New chapter! Sorry it's later than usual I went to Avcon this weekend so I didn't have much time. Anyway hope you guys like it.
Sam Owensby—steeveay
Joshua O' Hare—salemintheworks
Maelstrom Taylor—psych0-olll3city
Mitch Owens and Deluxe Pizza—jay-song
Pizza burst through the door, "Kankers!" he yelled his voice echoing throughout the house as Mitch, Maelstrom, Sam and Josh followed behind him. A cackle filled the room as the three sisters entered the front looking over the boys gleefully.
"Well, lookee here!" Le growled.
"Some fine young men, hey?" Marie snarled viciously.
May giggled, "Come to ask for our hand in marriage, perhaps?"
"Where are they?" Maelstrom snapped, slamming his fist into the wall.
"They?" Lee asked curiously, "Who are you talking about?"
"Don't pretend you don't know!" Maelstrom yelled as Mitch cried, "Fish head and Kevin, of course!"
"Fish head… Double D?" Marie asked, "H-he's missing?"
The boys were caught off guard but stood their ground, passing it off as good acting on the Kanker's part, "Don't lie- we know you have them- there is no one else who could have." Josh muttered crossing the threshold to where the sisters stood.
Marie growled pulling back her arm before snapping it forward again, striking Josh across the face and leaving sharp cuts from her fingernails across his cheek, "how dare you even suggest that."
Josh clapped a hand to his face as blood dripped down it. Behind him Sam cried out and ran for him turning to the Kankers and muttering, "You're not doing much for your case by attacking him."
"He provoked me!" Marie snarled.
"Please!" Mitch cried from by the door, "We don't want to fight unless we have to. Unfortunately you three are the most likely suspects for the kidnap."
"Well, go to the next most likely then!" Lee demanded, the visible part of her face twisting up.
"There isn't anyone else!" Sam snapped, "You are the only people who would have any reason to kidnap both Kevin and the fish head."
"His name is Double D! His name is Edd!" Marie screeched, grabbing at her hair in frustration.
"Alright! Alright!" Maelstrom yelled over the wild screaming, "Everyone, calm the fuck down. Marie- I apologise, we will call him either Double D or Edd from now on. Lee, I'm sorry- we must question you as at this point in time you are our only suspects. Sam- Take Joshua to get some first aid, and May- no. We did not come to ask for your hand in marriage. I'm afraid I don't find any of you that desirable. Now if you would come with us so we can get this over with quickly and easily."
"Have they said anything yet?" Sarah asked as she entered the lab in which Rolf was watching security films of the Kankers being questioned.
"No, Rolf is thinking maybe the Kankers are not at fault- this time."
Nazz groaned from a corner in the room, "No we have nothing! I have had to put up with being in a room with two of our enemies and two traitors for days now, for what? Nothing! How do we know that fish head is even missing- they may just be using this as an excuse to get close to the jawbreakers."
Sarah glowered at her, "His name is Edd."
"Yeah and so is everyone else's on the freaking planet apparently! Ed, Edd and Eddy- how the hell did you guys even get together; do they just hold conventions for evil guys named Ed?"
Eddy snapped, "Yeah, right next to the one for snotty nosed bitches you always go to!"
"You didn't seem to think I was that bad when you were trying to kidnap me!"
"I'd never spoken to you before! Now I have though and I can see you are god damned awful."
"You're not too fantastic yourself, and I knew that before I'd spoken to you as well."
Eddy gave a low growl, "Yeah, whatever. I don't give a fuck, I'm just here for Double D. He- He's my best friend."
"Wait… You're not just here to get your "genius" back?"
"What? No! Fish head is-"
Nat interrupted him, "Wasn't Sarah just telling me off for calling him that… But here you are-"
"I'm his best freaking friend! He makes sarcastic comments towards me and I call him names- We're friends, we can do that- have you never had a friend before?"
"Well, no shit! I am here for Kevin because we're friends." Nazz retorted.
"You and Kevin? No way! He just protects you because it's his duty as some goody-two shoo super hero. He doesn't actually think of you as a friend!"
"Oh, what the fuck would you know?" Nazz screeched at him and Eddy was about to reply when Rolf interrupted them.
"Please. Stop. You are giving Rolf a head ache!" He moaned and the two pouted and turned away from each other.
Ed in the corner grinned goofily and yelled joyfully, "Hate is the first step towards love!"
"You're a moron, Ed. Nothing you say makes sense." Eddy replied grouchily.
Once again Kevin was the first to wake up in his and Edd's new cell. This one seemed to be made of glass. He looked over at the sleeping Edd whom was talking in his sleep.
"Kevin, I told you. I told you they weren't good… -en to me… Idiot."
He laughed softly before frowning, he was right- he had told him and now here they were trapped yet again. This time Kevin suspected it would be harder to escape.
Edd stirred in his sleep, blinking his eyes groggily as he took in where they were. When he did he turned on Kevin.
"I told you!" He cried, "I told you but you just didn't believe me!"
"Alright, alright, I'm sorry- you were right!" Kevin sniggered at the boy flapping his arms wildly in front of him.
"Yet you have the audacity to laugh?" Edd miffed, "Do you understand our situation?"
"Yeah, yeah, I get it. That old cell was like a joke or something." Kevin muttered, "A game."
"Yes, that's right- a joke! This means now that we're in this cell without a door that I can see we have no chance of escape."
Before Kevin could reply the two heard footsteps approaching and looking out of their glass cell saw a door open at the other end of the room they were situated in. A man entered smirking to himself as he strode into the room.
"Sorry I caused you so much panic in that fun little show- see I never learned not to play with my food… Well I was told, I just didn't really care." He laughed to himself, "Oh, and by the way I can honestly tell you that you can't escape from there. The glass is, of course, bullet proof and even your strength, Kevin, or your wit, Edd, can't break through it. Also notice the lack of doors? Yes, well, you are, actually, in more of a glass tub tipped upside down- like when you catch a bug between a cup and a piece of paper. If you look above you, you will see a serious of mechanism that keeps you from being able to knock this "tub" over by applying pressure to the top. So don't try- you will just wear yourself out."
Edd nodded while Kevin stared at the man in confusion, slowly working through what he said to understand it- it all came to one thing 'there was no escape.'
"Excuse me," Edd spoke up and the man outside their cell turned to him with interest, "If you wouldn't mind could you tell me who you are and why exactly you have brought us here?"
"Short answer; no." The man answered, grinning smugly, "I only told you about your cells security so as to avoid you wasting your time or hurting yourself. Telling you who I am and why I brought you here isn't necessary and serves absolutely no purpose."
"Serves no purpose? You think it isn't fucking necessary?" Kevin blurted and Edd sighed.
"Kevin-"
"No. It serves a purpose because unless you tell me I'll waste my time, tire myself out and hurt myself. How's that? Think you can deal with me when I want to be rowdy?" As he finished speaking Kevin began screaming, running and jumping around as though his pants were on fire.
"Oh dear lord, he's an idiot." Edd murmured to himself turning away from Kevin to try and avoid the second-hand embarrassment he was feeling.
Their captor just laughed and after a short goodbye left the room leaving Kevin to hop around his cell for a few minutes more before he realised the man was gone.
"Fucking asshole thinks he can lock us up here without telling us why!"
"Kevin- language." Edd muttered curtly, sitting down against the glass wall of the cell to prepare himself for the long wait for either someone to save them or for their captor to do whatever it was he was planning.
Are things starting to come together yet for you guys? Hope you enjoyed it atleast and stay tuned for the next chapter. Also don't forget to check out the Dirt and Soap tag on tumblr tagged/dirt+and+soap for art and character profiles and things. Well until next time!
