Warning: a LOT of cursing.


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KittyKing: ... Nnoitora, but who're the hell are the others?

SpoonQueen: How d'ya know it's me?

KittyKing: Wild guess... you'r name, dumbass.

SpoonQueen: yar one to tolk, Kitty-ket ---THE FUCK? Who messed with my name? So yaeh, I get the spoon thing but QUEEN? DO I LOOK LAK A FUCKING WOMAN?

KittyKing: *just noticed his own name* the minute I'l found out who did this---

ShiroChan: Ichimaru.

KittyKing: And ya're who?

ShiroChan: Captain on the Tenth Squad of the Gotei Thirteen, Hitsugaya Toshiro.

KittyKing: ...THE FUCK? O_o

SpoonQueen: THE FUCK? O_o

SaberTooth: THE FUCK? O_o

WorldGorgeousSparkle: Ho my, it seems we have a Shinigami in the Las-Noches's network. And please do not curse, it's so unbeautiful.

BaldScreamingBALDY!: God, you have a Yumichika too?

BlindJustice: You don't say. I asuume you're... Madareme Ikkaku, third seat of of Zaraki. Funny, I was sure the rumors said you hate being called bald.

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BaldScreamingBALDY!: I DO! the whole fucking reason I'm even in this chatroom is because SOME asshole broke into Seireitei's net and messed half of the chat-names! -Shit, it's not Kusajishi-Fukotaichou, right?

SpoonQueen: YOYOYO! king's still in tha house, pepol! don't forget it's OUR chatroom, Shinigami! and my name's messed up too. hey, what did ya said about who did tha' again ShiroCHAN?

ShiroChan: It's Hitsugaya dammit! I swear I'm gonna rip your throat if you don't fix NOW it Ichimaru!

KittyKing: First Nnoitora, you're the QUEEN not KING. I'm the KING YO! Second: What the fuck's with half of the people here who don't speak? I'm sure blindJustice is Tosen but who the hell's PinkyPink, BloodySpear, SaberTooth and .... ... ... Shit, I think I know who's WorldGorgeousSaprkle.

SaberTooth: I'm Ggio Vega! a proud Fraccion of the greatest and strongest king of Hueco-Mundo, Segunda Espada Barragan Luicenbarn-sama! $^*&^#!~^*$ ...and yes, Sexta Espada, you'r right. Unfortunatly.

WorldGorgeousSparkle: I am the most gorgeous beautiful astouning amazing wonderful great strongest super duper magical *~^#Charlotte Coolhorne$#^~*! the prettiest Arrancar on the entire world and a proud Fraccion of Barrrragan-sama!

BaldScreamingBALDY!: ...well fuck. Another fruitcake. I hope he'll never meet Yumicihka, the last thing I need is a primadona beauty contest. Oh, and Hitsugaya-taichou, you can't threaten someone who isn't here.

WorldGorgeousSparkle: Hey, that's a WONDERFUL idea!

SaberTooth: ... And I'm SURE you win.

KittyKing: RIGHT xDDD

ShiroChan: Ichimaru IS here. He just keeps silent to mess with us.

WorldGorgeousSparkle: By the way, Mua dear Shinigami-tachi~! I believe I already met the man called Yumichika! And I've decieded to egknowledge his beauty and strangth!

BaldScreamingBALDY!: ...So basically your'e the Arrancar he beat to a bloody pulp! -hey, shouldnt' you be, like, dead or something?

SpoonQueen: Half of us should be dead actually.

WorldGorgeousSparkle: And more like exhausted pulp with a very beautiful defeat! who knew that little scrawny vain Shinigami could suck my--- but HO NO! I CAn'T tell! after all, I swore to keep it a se~cre~to~! *giggles*

KittyKing: O__o

SpoonQueen: O__o

BlindJustice: ...

PinkyPrincess:...

SaberTooth: ...I SO need NOT to know that.

BaldScreamingBALDY!: ...*green face* Double Ditto.

ShiroChan: Triple Ditto- well SHIT!

BaldScreamingBALDY!: What?

ShiroChan: ... Matsumoto was standing behind me and reading the screen a second ago.

SaberTooth: Who's Matsumoto?

PinkyPrincess: Just thw woman who won the price for the first place truphy of Seireitei's quickest gossipmonger.

SaberTooth: ...Oh.

ShiroChan: Yup.

BloodySpear: YUP!

BaldScreamingBALDY!: Shit. Yumichika's going to behead me!

ShiroChan: NOW you speak, Ichimiaru?

BloodySpear: Nice ta see ya too, ShiroCHAN. Byaku-Boyya~

PinkyPrincess: You will regret for ever having been born Ichimaru Gin if you will not change My chat-name back I shall make sure of it that you shall py. And do NOT call me by that name again.

BloodySpear: sure thing, Byaku-boy~

PinkyPrincess: I am on my way to get you, Traitor Ichimaru Gin.

ShiroChan: Not If I get to him first.

BaldScreamingBALDY!: ...PinkyPrincess is KUCHIKI-TAICHOU?

PinkyPrincess: Madareme, I can hear you're laughter from here. You too ABARAI RENJI.

BaldScreamingBALDY!: HFdhtd5545%^476%tdedtaqwGDSR%#%%th%^5

SpoonQueen: The hell's got to him? -hey, How do you know BloodySpear is the freak?

PinkyPrincess: I take it you never saw his Shikai.

SpoonQueen: Fair 'nough. Is it that Bloody? *Grins*

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ShiroChan: ...I take you never saw his EYES.

KittyKing: No one saw his eyes, everyone's to bussy freaking out from his freakin' grin. ...BatAss and strawberrySCERRY? Seriously KUROSAKI and ULQUIORRA? XD

ShiroChan: ... And trust me, you don't want too.

BloodySpear: they're not THAT bad :(

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StarwberrySCARRY: Shut it, kitty-Kat. You're DEAD-MEAT FoxFace.

BatAss: KittyKing? Seriously, GRIMMJOW?

KittyKing: ... Shut up, you!

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KittyKing: ...

SpoonQueen:...

BlindJustice:...

PinkyPrincess:...

ShiroChan: ...

StarwberrySCARRY:...

BatAss:...

SaberTooth: ...

WorldGorgeousSparkle: ...

AizenFreakingHOIAMSOAWSOMESama: ...Not. A word.

BloodySpear: ...Now THAT one wasn't me.

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BaldScreamingBALDY: Ichimaru, I remember than you and Aizen-taichou saved me, Kira, Hisagi and hinamori in the Academy from Hollows. You're eyes opened only for second but they were freaking Yellow. That's Renji speaking, but the way. Hey Kuchiki-Taichou. I was so surprised that yu figured I was there so I excidntly stambled on Ikkaku-san and he banged his head on the keybord. After trying to fix it we exsidntly dissconnected... (A\N: Well, Actully the eyes were red in the anime too but ho well...)

StarwberrySCARRY: AND WINNING FIRST PRICE OVER THE MOST LAMEST CHAT-NAME EVER IS---!

SpoonQueen: HAHAHAHAXDDD! DUDE THAT's SUCK!

KittyKing: OMFG THAT's SOOOO ...SOOOOO...!

BaldScreamingBALDY: ...? It's not THAT funny... *thinks everyonne is laughing about him*

ShiroChan: Wait, You said Yellow? aren't Ichimaru's eyes red? like blood? and GLOWING?

BaldScreamingBALDY:... *both Renji and Ikkaku*

BatAss: Actually they're light-blue? Like Grimmjow ridiculous hair color.

KittyKing: ...*too freaked out to response about his hair-comment*

SpoonQueen:...

PinkyPrincess:...

SaberTooth: ...

WorldGorgeousSparkle: ...

StarwberrySCARRY:...

ShiroChan: Tosen, you and Aizen were neer him a lot of time, right? Did you see his eyes?

BlindJustice: Noting BLIND

ShiroChan: .OH, yeah.

AizenFreakingHOIAMSOAWSOMESama: besides, Hitsugaya-kun. Do you realy think someone other than his former squad members would hang out with him willingly? he's scarry enough even when he's not around.

ShiroChan: ...Point taken.

BloodySpear: Ok, that was mean.

PinkyPrincess: You know it's truth.

BloodySpear: ...Yeah, yar right. *sigh* ...VERy right... *WIDE grin*

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PinkySucker: ... ... ...WTF?

BaldScreamingBALDY:... Abarai? XDDDD

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ShiroChan: HEY! COME BACK DAMMIT! I'm NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!

StraeberrySCARRY: He run away that asshole!

KittyKing: Just so you know Kurosaki, you'r SO not scarry.

StrawberrySCARRY: I know that! HE said that I was scarry! -wait, was that an insult?

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StrawberrySCARRY: Rukia and...Rangiku-san?

ChappyPlushy: Hey, Ichigo. SCARRY? *raising eyebrow*

PinkyPrincess: Rukia.

PinkySucker: Hey, Rukia!

ChappyPlushy: ... ... ...? Ni-sama? RENJI?... I ...I diidn't knew you were in this kind of...err...relationsip, Congratulations?

PinkyPrincess: ...

PinkySucker: HFD^4535$yrdee

BaldScreamingBALDY: *Laughts madly*

StrawberrySCARRY: *Ditto*

FoxyPlushy: ... Was it Szayel? I'm SO gonna stab him to death.

AizenFreakingHOIAMSOAWSOMESama: ...Gin?

FoxyPlushy: WELL WHO ELSE?

KittyKing: Ichimaru? I thought ya'll like that kind of name?

FoxyPlushy: Just because you all assume that for some retarded reason I'm Aizen's bitch doesn't mean that i'm a freaking woman with love of stupid cute stuffed plushy things!

SpoomQueen: So ya don't love stupid cute plushy things?

ShiroChan: You're Aizn's bitch? *shifting eyebrow*

FoxyPlushy: 'f course NOT! ---Ulquiorra is his bitch. ^__^

BatAss: What? *glare*

KittyKing: HA! I knew it!

SpoonQueen: Neh... ---He's GrimmKitty's bitch!

BatAss: WHAT?

KittyKing: HEY! ---no wait. Your right, Nnoitora!

StrawberrySCARRY:...seriously? I thought you hate each other's guts!

KittyKing: Yeah, but hey: who am I to protest about a topper Espada than me being MY bitch? BUHAHAHA!

StrawberrySCARRY:.. so Ulquiorra's at the top, then. *Smirk*

KittyKing: BUHAHAHA-ARG! WAIT--WHAT? NO!

BatAss:... that's better.

BlindJustice, FoxyPlushy, KittyKing, SpoonQueen, WorldGorgeousSparkle and SaberTooth: SERIOUSLY?

AizenFreakingHOIAMSOAWSOMESama: I'm still here, you know...