Title: Angel's Protection

Author: Blackest Grim

Rating: M

Beta: Soelle

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, if I did Severus would be a good guy, Harry would be a Slytherin and a Dark Order supporter, if not a Death Eater, and very little people would be straight.

Summery: It is Harry's Seventh Year and he has already defeated the monster his world feared with the help of old friends and the new friends he found in ex-Death Eaters and Slytherins. It is now only a week until they graduate and Ron is jealous of his ex-friend.

Warnings: Time Travel. SLASH/ femSLASH (This means Male/Male and female/female relationships. You have been warned.) Good Slytherins, Bad & Jealous Ron, and Defeated Voldemort. Beware: A LOT OF OOC IN THIS CHAPTER!

Parings: Salazar/Harry, Godric/Draco, Richard/Helga, OCC/Rowena , Severus/ Lucius, Lord of Vampires/Valo, Alfa of Werewolves/Helena, Remus/ (character is not going to be revealed yet)

Spoilers: Books 1-6

Key:

"I love Salazar/Harry fictions!" -Talking

'I love Salazar/Harry fictions!' -Thoughts

"I love Salazar/Harry fictions!" -Perstaletongue

'I love Salazar/Harry fictions!' -Hogwarts

A/n: This story is purely meant to move the story along with humor. I am sorry that it took so long but I had a very large writer's block for while and couldn't even read it with out going blank.

Chapter: HAHA, Godric, HAHA

Harry slowly woke up; his instincts of rising at dawn coming alive. He studied the room, 'This isn't my room; how the hell did I end up here?'

Then memories from last night passed his eye sight like old muggle movies. A small smile found its way to his face, 'That was some kiss; I never got that with any other person.'

Harry flipped over in the bed to find him the only one there, 'So that's how he gets to Great Hall before me every morning!'

"Morning Sunshine!" the sudden noise had Harry jumping with a yelp, then finding himself on the floor with the blankest forming a cocoon around, he glared up at the laughing man.

"That was not very kind Salazar." Then as an after thought, "You only scare Godric and Draco like that."

Salazar smirked, "That reminds me; I finished that sex-changing potion."

Harry rubbed his hands together and laughed evilly, and Salazar leaned back a little, Harry noticed this and smirked at him, "I was the king of Pranks in my time, like my father before me."

Salazar raised a brow, "Oh?"

Harry nodded his head, "My father was the leader of the Marauders, a group of pranksters during their years at Hogwarts. There was four, Prongs, Moony, Padfoot, and Warmtail." Warmtail had been spoken with venom, and in perstal, that is very, very frightening.

Salazar looked at him odd, "Did they get there nicknames like you and Draco did?"

Harry nodded his head, "In our time werewolves aren't nearly accepted as they are in this time. Moony, Remus, as you know is a werewolf. So my father, Prongs, and his two other friends trained them selves to be come animagus so that they could be with him during his transformations, by their third year they succeeded. My father turned out to be a stag, Padfoot, Sirius Black my godfather turned out to be large black dog."

Salazar helped him of the floor and they sat on the bed, "Warmtail?"

Harry's eyes darkened, "He was a rat, and he disserved his long and painful death for betraying my parents to Voldemort."

Salazar opened his mouth to ask him about the betrayal, only to find Harry's lips on his, it was a quick peck, "I not ready, not yet," at Salazar's hurt look he added, "It's not that I don't trust you, it's that it is a very painful memory."

They sat in silence for a while, then Harry broke it, "So, are we boy-friends?"

Harry clapped a hand over his mouth, not believing he had said that aloud, only to have Salazar replace it with his mouth, after they broke the kiss Salazar looked the other in the eye, "I wouldn't have kissed you in the hall way if I didn't want to start a relationship with you, Harry."

Harry gained a large goofy grin and pounced on the man, hugging him like Molly used to before her tragic death at the hand of a Death Eater. He repeatedly kissed Salazar on the face with quick pecks, Salazar had started to laugh at some point and Harry stopped to give him a weird look, never seeing him laugh before.

Salazar stopped immediately, "What?"

Harry's eyes widened, reliving that he had made his new boyfriend uncomfortable. "Oh, it's just I've never heard you laugh before."

Salazar raised an eyebrow, "Oh?"

Harry laid his head on Salazar's chest, "You should do it more often, you look better when you do."

The older man smiled and hugged the younger closer, that stayed like that before Harry once again but a stop to the silence, "What about that potion?"

Salazar jumped up and pulled the stunned Harry to the potions lab in his rooms, "In here! I started on it as soon as I woke up."

Harry picked up the vile Salazar showed him and smirked, then looked at the crackling Potions Master, 'He looks like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde …' "Think we can get one of the house elves to put it in his drink before breakfast?"

Salazar shared his smirk, "I think they would be willing to comply, but if we want to do this we have to leave right now."

Harry looked down at his bed raged outfit, "You do that, I need to get dressed."

Salazar nodded and put on his cloak, which Harry just now noticed he hadn't had on; with a goodbye kiss he was gone.

"What are you two doing?" Harry whipped around to see a groggy Lucifer looking at him.

Harry smiled, "Sweet revenge."

Lucifer waved his tail at him, "You do that…" He hick upped. That was very weird coming from a snake.

Harry raised an eyebrow, "Are you drunk?"

"Just a little," Lucifer fell over and passed out.

Harry looked at the sleeping snake for a moment before shaking his head, and spoke aloud to himself, "That's not something you see everyday, not something you want to see every day." He shivered then walked out to do to his bedroom to get dressed.

/Great Hall, when Salazar and Harry get there, first, as always. /

Our two love birds sat in their usual chairs, awaiting the arrival of Godric and Draco. But this time they were not just eating in silence, no this time they were in a deep discussion about potions. 'If someone told me that I would be talking about potions with Salazar Slytherin ten years ago I would have sent them to a mental hospital very quickly.'

After a few minutes Severus, Lucius, and Valo joined them in the hall, Lucius complaining about being woken up way to early. Harry heard this and turned his attention to the older Malfoy, "You are mated to a vampire, and expect to sleep in til noon?"

Lucius glared at him while Salazar and Valo smiled at the pouting pureblood. Severus went up to his mate and put a loving arm around his shoulder, "Don't let him bother you Luc; he's just trying to get under your skin."

Salazar and Harry shared a look before cracking up; the other three men just gave them looks, Valo raised a perfect purple eyebrow and ran a hand through same colored chin-lengthen hair, "Did we miss something?"

Salazar was the first one to compose him self, "When we got into the dungeons at Vepra's castle we needed a way to find Helena and Valo, so Draco said something to Harry being able to smell them, that is when we found out that his animagus form is a Basilisk."

Salazar stopped to catch his breath and Harry continued for him, "Godric was getting pissed off because Salazar and I were talking back and forth, so he started to glare at me, so I informed him that he had to ether be a basilisk himself or get some lessons before he could beat me in a glaring contest. Salazar told him what I said and he went stomping off before us."

Salazar is smirking at this point and continues for his boyfriend, "Draco had run up to his boyfriend, saying, and I quote: 'I'll give you some lessons, and don't you let those two big jerks bother you.'"

Harry and Salazar smirked as Lucius and Severus' mouths hit rock bottom, "Our son is dating Godric Gryffindor?!" They said as one.

Harry giggled, "Yes, I know. It was very scary when I realized that Firebreath liked the founder of the snake's rivals."

"Is there a problem with that?" They all looked at the Great Hall's doors to find Draco standing there. "Well?"

Harry shook his head, "No, look at me. I'm dating Salazar Slytherin. If someone had told me I'd be doing that in my second year I would not killed the basilisk in the chamber and personally set it on that person."

Salazar gave him an unreadable look, "My chamber?"

Harry nodded to him, "I tell you about that later. It's a very long story."

They both turned there heads to Draco when he gasped, "You mean you two are finally together?! It's about bloody time!"

Lucius gave his son a stern look, "Draco Lucius Malfoy-Snape!"

Draco in turn gave his birth father (1) a cheeky smirk, "What?"

He got the 'look' from Lucius, "Oh, right, my bad mouth."

Harry giggled at this and got a gth (go to hell) glare from Draco, which shut him up and he glared back. Their 'heated' contest was interrupted when Salazar coughed, "Aren't any of you going to sit down?"

His answers were many embarrassed faces that quickly found the seats meant for them. When everyone had their plates full and Severus and Valo had blood pops in their mouths, Harry chose to ask a question that had been bugging him, "Draco, where is Godric?"

Draco looked up from his meal, "He decided that he would eat his breakfast in our chambers, why?" At Harry's 'innocent' face he glared at is friend, "What did you do?"

Harry didn't have time to reply when the great hall doors were thrown open. "Salazar Alexander Slytherin!"

Standing in front of the now closed doors stood a very beautiful woman. This woman had curly golden locks of hair and blazing sapphire blue eyes. What caught Draco's attention was the fact that she was wore a female version of the cloths he had watched his lover put on not but fifteen minutes ago. "Godric?!"

The woman turned her head to her lover and nodded her head before turning her head back to her number one suspect, "Salazar, what the fuck did you do to me?!"

Salazar gave him a look, "Me? I didn't do anything." 'This is better than I thought it would be!'

Godric let out an animalistic growl and a lioness stood were she did, she leapt for the table but was stopped in midair when a red light hit her from behind, "What is going on in here?"

The Great Hall door's had once again been thrown open and Hogwarts yelled at them, 'Stop doing that or I'll permanently shut them!'

Everyone flinch when the doors were slammed shut. "Well?"

Attention was brought to Remus, who had spoken, and the other to female founders and the other two resident werewolves of the very pissed off castle. Godric turned back to a human and pointed an accusing finger at Salazar, "He did this! I know he did this!"

Remus took one look at the flustered, female, Godric before turning to look at Harry, who was currently trying his hardest to not laugh, "Cub?"

Everyone baring the other time travelers, who looked at Harry as well, looked to the werewolf, wondering who he would call his cub. Severus and Lucius chuckled as they realized what Remus was saying, Draco didn't find it so funny, "Harold James Potter! What in the seven hells did you do to my lover?!"

Harry turned to his best friend, sharing the same look that Salazar had, who had also turned his attention to the mad blond. "I didn't do anything Draco."

Draco narrowed his eyes, "Yes you did! I can see it in your eyes!"

Severus nearly fell out of his chair when he realized what Salazar and Harry had done. "Was it temporary or permanent?"

Salazar smiled at him, glad that his boyfriend's master was smart enough to realize what they had done, "Temporary, we aren't that cruel."

Harry huffed, "You might not have been but if I had made the potion it would have been permanent."

Draco and Godric growled, turning all eyes to them, "Harry! Salazar!" they spoke as one.

"What, we didn't do anything; the potion did all the work for us." Salazar smiled at them, Harry just smiled; afraid that is he spoke he would break into laughter.

"Change me/him back." Once again they spoke as one.

Salazar held Harry, who had finally given in to laughter and had collapsed in to hopeless giggles, and smirked at his cousin and his lover, "The potion lasts a week, and I am cruel enough to make it last a while."

Everyone but Rowena, Godric, and Draco thought this was funny; Rowena went into lecture mode, "What have I told you about doing this kind of stuff to your cousin?" She didn't give him time to reply before she answered her own question.

"Over and over again I have told you not to do such pranks while we had students in the building Salazar Alexander Slytherin, it only encourages the rivalry that is already forming between your houses. And the fact that since a Black was sorted into Godric's house that rivalry has turned somewhat deadly."

The woman was seething, if this had been a cartoon steam would have been coming from her nose and ears, she is the perfect vision of an angry mother dragon.

Harry had stopped giggling and is now hiding behind his older boyfriend, terrified of the Minerva-like woman, who had become Headmistress when Albus had died of a sudden heart attack. The woman had been tired of all of times he had been sent in her office because of pranks he had done, she had finally cracked and had given him the lecture of his life. He wouldn't go near her or even to her classes for a month. "Is she done yet?"

Salazar shook his head, "I'm afraid she has just begun." He said gravely.

TBC

A/n: Sorry this is so short, but it is just a filler chapter. I wanted to update, yet have to work on my other stories while my writer's block is vacant. I think all of you should be happy for this story being update so many time with in a month's time.

Please R&R.

Now notice the second 'R', that means review. I will not update, even if I have a fully done chapter, until I get a review from everyone that has this story on their alert list. I refuse to update. So if you love this story so much you will review, or never know what happens next.

(1) I just know someone is going to ask me about this, Narcissa is not Draco's mother. In my little world both the vampire and their mate are capable of giving birth, no matter the gender. Draco dose not look like Severus because male Malfoys always look the same, no matter the other parent. And Draco is not a vampire because, like werewolves, a human can not become a vampire unless they are bitten, by a parent or mate, even if one or both parents are vampires. Draco and Lucius did not wish to become vampires when Severus gave them that choice. (As I love creatures of the night that may change sometime in the story.)

Grim