Naruto Dimensional Union Chapter 8

After hearing what the male Tsunade said. . .

"WHAT!? YOUR TOBI HAS COME HERE!? TO THIS DIMENSION!?" Naruto screamed out.

"Unfortunatly yes, she said something about retriving her puppet. . . I'm guessing she meant Sasuko here." Male Tsunade said as he then turned to Sasuko. "Can you explain all the details of why you did the things you did? Eh. . . female me here said that she never got any real answers out of. . . what's his name? Sasgay?"

Naruto, Naruko, Kira, and Female Tsunade all started to laugh out loud while Sakura, Sakuro, and Sasuko tried to hold in a laugh.

"I'll be happy to explain why I did those things. After meeting my male self, I am willing to tell everything." Sasuko said surprising Sakuro, Male Tsunade and Kira.

"By the way, is everyone else from my class here? I mean in this dimension. Shika, Shina, Nejiko. . ." Naruko then started to blush. "Hanato?"

"Yes, but we couldn't fit them all in this room, they are at the top of the building." Female Tsunade said. "Our dimensions counterparts are there as well."

"Maybe we should move it to there then." Naruto said as everyone nodded their head in agreement.

As everyone headed out of the room, Sasuko was stopped by Kira.

"Alright bitch, what's going on here!? Your acting like a completely different person!" Kira snarled as her dog Akami barked in agreement.

Sasuko just smiled at her and giggled. "Lets say that Naruko finally beat some sense into me." She said as she left, leaving Kira dumbfounded and confused at the atittude change.

Soon they were at the top of the building as Naruto started to feel arkward seeing female versions of his male friends and male versions of his female friends as Sasuko stayed behind everyone so no one could see her.

Everyone then turned to see Naruto when. . .

"NARUKO!" The blond haired boy said as he ran up to Naruto and hit on the head. "I THOUGHT ME AND SAKURO TOLD YOU NEVER TO DO THAT DAMN SEXY-B JUTSU!"

Sakuro then had a sweat-drop. "Uh Inou? Naruko's over here." He said as he pointed to Naruko.

"Eh!?" Inou said as he let him go and started to look at the two, first to Naruko, then Naruto then back to Naruko. 'Well. . . this is weird. Hell, there's a female ME!" Inou said as he pointed to Ino.

"Troublesome Inou. . . meet someone new and you jump to conclusions." The brown haired pony-tailed girl said.

"I'm guessing your the opposite Shikamaru huh? Names Naruto Uzumaki. Naruko's male form."

"Shika, Shika Nara." She then pointed to the portly girl behind her that was eating cookies but got the chance to wave at Naruto. "And this is Choko Akamichi."

"Intresting to see a male version of Naruko." Said the girl with the Byakugan as she appoached him. "Nejiko Hyuga.

"Pleasure." Naruto said as he then turned to the hooded girl along with Kira and a long blue-black haired muscular boy that were talking to Hinata and Shino. "Female Shino and Male Hinata." He then rubbed as he went over to them. "Hey Hinata, Shino."

"Oh hi Naruto." Hinata said as she hugged him. "I heard about what happened in the forest. He did try to-?" She whispered

"No. . . he didn't. Naruto whispered back in a serious tone.

"Good." Hinata said as she kissed him. "Oh by the way, this is my male self. Hanato Hyuga."

"H-hello. I-its nice t-to meet y-you." Hanato said as he bowed to Naruto as he then looked at Naruko and blushed.

Naruto then chuckled as he patted him on the back. "Don't worry, you'll get her. She finally realized it about you." He whispered as Hanato blushed even deeper.

"Ahem. . ." Two monotone voices said.

Naruto turned to see Shino and the female Shino glaring at him. "Oh boy." He thought.

"You. . . forgot about me. . . again." Shino said as he then pointed to his female counterpart. "Shina Aburame. That's her name. Don't forget it."

"I'll try not to Shino." Naruto guiltly said when he then realized something. "Where's Bushy-Brows?" As he started to get worried.

"Don't worry about him. He and his female self are having a quick race." Tenten said as she and her male counterpart walked up to Naruto. "Oh this is Tanten, my male self."

"Good to meet you. . . Naruto was it?" Tanten asked. "I'm still getting used to the whole opposite gender dimension thing." He then started to rub the back of his head.

"No problem. It weirded me out first too." Naruto said.

As if instantly, two green spandex wearing people appeared infront of them, one being Lee and the other being his female counterpart.

"YOSH! AS EXPECTED LEIGH, YOU ARE A MOST EXCELLENT RUNNER!" Lee said.

"YOSH! SAME TO YOU LEE! OUR YOUTH IS INDEED INCREDIBLE!" Leigh said.

"DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT DAMN SUNSET JUTSU!" Tenten and Tanten screamed in unison causing Naruto to have a sweat drop.

Naruko was happy to see all her friends again. "Man! I never expected for everyone to come here! This is awesome and weird at the same time!" When she saw Hanato and blushed. "Aw man. . . I'm such an idiot. . . I COULDN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT THAT THERE WAS ALREADY A GUY THAT LIKED ME UNTIL PEIN HAD DESTROYED THE VILLAGE!" She thought as she went over to him.

Hanato turned to see Naruko, who was blush and blushed himself. "Oh. . . um. . . Hi Naruko. . ."

"Hey. . . Hanato. . ." Naruko arkwardly said blushing at him.

Hanato then started to sweat from the heat. "Man. . . its hot. . ." He muttered as he removed his jacket to reveal an amazing body, soon realizing that he was talking to Naruko.

Naruko stared at Hanato wide-eyed and mouth dropped to the floor as she saw the body he had. "Holy!" Was the only thing she was able to as she continued staring, until. . .

"Alright you people listen up!" Both the Male and Female Tsunade yelled as everyone turned towards their direction.

-

"First of all," Male Tsunade said as he signaled Sasuko to come forward, "Sasuko has something to say to you all."

Sasuko nervously looked at her old schoolmates. Many of them were looking at her with a look of disdain and anger. Only Naruko and Sakuro stared at her with concern and interest. Feeling the weight of her guilt baring down on her, Sasuko said sorrowfully, "I'm so sorry for betraying all of you. I never intended to hurt you the way I did."

"Oh, come on!" Kira said. "You really expect us to buy that bullshit? You shattered our trust in you, so why would we-"

"Why?" Sakuro said, interrupting Kira's rant (to everyone's relief). "Why are you apologizing now? Did you discover something?"

". . . yeah, but I can't tell you all anything about some of it yet."

"What can you tell us?" Shika asked.

"Well, it has to do with one of the village elders, Danza Shimura."

"That old chick who runs Root?" Sakuro asked.

"Yeah. Well, she's one of the reasons I want to repent."

"What did she do?" Naruto asked.

"Well, from what I was told, Tsunade fell into a coma after protecting the village from Pain. Danza took the opportunity to take the title of Hokage, but was only made a surrogate Hokage."

"We know all of that," Inou said. "She took off to the Kage Summit in the Land of Iron and died there."

"She died trying to kill me and Tobi, in order to preserve peace in the world."

"Wait, are you saying she-"

"Please, Sakuro, let me finish," Sasuko said. "Danza's ultimate goal was the unification of the Shinobi World, but she went about it all wrong."

"A peaceful world isn't easy to make, even for a scum like Danza," Naruko said. "I'm sure she tried to-"

"She wanted to make a world where every other village was under Konohagakure's rule as a military dictatorship, with herself as the ultimate leader. To accomplish this, she did something truly unforgivable."

Not waiting to be asked what Danza had done, Sasuko transformed into Danza and let her image shock everyone. Everyone beheld the wrinkly, battle-worn hag and was scared at two things. One was her right arm, which had ten Sharingan eyes embedded in it. The second frightening thing was her right shoulder, which looked like it had a face coming out of it.

After dropping her transformation, Sasuko continued, "She tried to become the ultimate fighting machine, being able to use the world's rarest and most formidable jutsu for her own. The Sharingan she collected came from only the best Uchiha Clan members, ones capable of using one of two ultimate techniques my clan possesses. She also implanted our First Hokage's cells into her so she could use Wood-Style jutsu on top of her own Wind-Style jutsu."

"I have a feeling Danzo of our dimension did the exact same thing," Naruto said.

"Probably, but seeing that horrible sight made me think about what I had been seeking. I wanted to create a world where I would be accepted again, but I started thinking I picked the wrong path. At first, I wanted power so I could kill my sister Itachi, but then after she died, I started craving power just for the sake of having it. It was a dark place I was falling into. I was even willing to kill a teammate I had made just because I thought he was weak!"

Sakuro thought back to when he, Naruko and Kakashi picked up Sasuko's red-haired friend after he had been run through. It was the last time he saw Sasuko until today, and he was glad that Sasuko had started to turn back to the light.

"Everyone, I know I can never redeem myself for everything I've done, but please, help me," Sasuko sobbed. "I want to be happy again, to have friends who care about me and want what's best for me and-"

"We get it, Sasuko," Sakuro said as he walked up to Sasuko. After a brief staring contest, Sakuro put his hand on Sasuko's shoulder and said, "Even if the others don't believe it, I can tell you're trying to go straight. I can see it in your eyes, as cliché as that sounds. I'll help you with your better life, 'kay?"

Sasuko wiped tears from her eyes and happily cried, "Thanks, Sakuro!"

"Lady Tsunade."

Everyone turned to see a man with a boar mask and white coat drop next to his Hokage. "The escaped prisoner has fled the village."

"What's the damage?" Female Tsunade asked.

"Luckily, no one was injured. However, a few of the women will have to be subject to serious mental therapy."

"I see. Have the ANBU prepare a party to pursue him and put him back into custody. In the meantime, since there's no immediate threat to the village now, tell Anko the Chunin Exams can continue in an hour."

"As you wish, milady."

As the ANBU Captain left, Male Tsunade turned to his counterpart and asked, "Are you sure you should continue those exams so soon after they were put on hold? Isn't that bad taste?"

"I know it's not easy, but there is the matter of the Daimyo we have to consider. They'll be expecting the Shinobi villages' best genin in a month, and I'm guessing you know what a handful it can be making them wait."

"Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass. Man, I could use some sake right now."

"I have a stash we can break out later, but first, Naruto, Naruko and Sasuko have to get ready to continue the exams. Sakura, you lead them back to the Forest of Death. The rest of you from this dimension, go back to what you were doing before this meeting. Everyone else, come to my office. We've got to work out where you'll all be staying as long as you're here. Dismissed!"

-

"Yes my lady!" Everyone said as all of Naruko's friends started to follow her to her office.

Naruko watched as Hanato put his jacket back as he went with the other. "Hanato wait. . ." She said as she grabbed his arm.

"W-what is it Naruko?" Hanato asked.

Suddenly Naruko started to hug him and started tearing up. "I am so sorry for the way acted! You've been in love with me and I've been too dense to realize it! It took you almost killing yourself for me just to finally realize!"

Hanato was surprised at how Naruko acted, mainly cause she actually cried. He then hugged her back. "It's alright Naruko, I forgive you."

Naruko then looked up at him and smiled. "T-thank you. . ."

The two then stared at each other for a while as they were both blushing.

"JUST KISS HIM ALREADY DAMMIT!" Naruko's Kurama yelled out.

Actually taking her fox's advice for once, Naruko grabbed Hanato's cheeks and pulled them in, forcing the two into a kiss.

Hanato was surprised but didn't try to put away, but actually embraced it and took control. When the two separated, they were both blushing. "H-hey Naruko?"

"Yeah?"

"D-do you want to go out on a date while we're here?"

Naruko then just hugged him and kissed him on the cheek. "Yes! Of course I'll go on a date with you!"

Naruto, Hinata, Sasuko, and Sakura were watching it happened and they all smiled.

"They're going to be happy together." Naruto said.

"Just like us." Hinata said as she leaned on Naruto's arm and held his hand.

"Yeah." Sasuko said as she also leaned on Naruto's other arm and held his other hand.

Sakura nodded her head in agreement as she and the other watched Naruko cheerfully come over to the group while Hanato went to Tsunade's office. "So?"

"Hmm? What Sakura?" Naruko asked.

"The kiss if course! How was it!?"

Naruko blushed and smiled. "It was magnificent!"

Sasuko went over to her and smiled. "I'm happy for you Naruko."

"Thanks Sasuko! You too with Naruto."

"Well what are best friends for! That is if you still consider me your best friend that is?"

Naruko then wrapped her arm around Sasuko and started to laugh. "Of course we are, Our bond never even broke to begin with." The two then both started to laugh as Naruto got a depressed look on his face.

"Um. . . Sasuko, Naruko. . . can I talk to you two alone before you go back into the forest." Hinata asked the two after noticing Naruto's depressed face.

"Hinata. . . are you sure it's alright to tell them?" Naruto asked in a serious tone.

Hinata then nodded her head. "Yes. I believe they deserve to know what happened between you and 'him'. . ."

Naruto to down at the floor and got depressed. "Ok, Sakura, let's give these some time alone." He then walked done the stair.

"Yeah. . ." Sakura said also depressed.

Naruko and Sasuko gained a confused look on their faces. "What was that about?" Nauko asked.

"Naruto really doesn't like remembering what happened between him and well. . ."

"Sasuke?" Sasuko asked.

Hinata nodded and got depressed.

"What did he do!?" Naruko angrily asked.

"Please Hinata. . . tell us what Sasuke almost did. I remember Naruto saying the bond between him and Sasuke was shattered beyond repair after the last battle. What happened?" Sasuko asked.

"Ok. . . you know how Sasuke's plan was a forced harem basically?"

Naruko and Sasuko nodded in ageement. "Yeah, what about it?" Nauko asked, starting to get alittle afraid where this was going.

"Well. . . let's just say. . . he wasn't going to kill Naruto. . ."

"What!? I thought he wanted to kill Naruto!? That's what he told Naruto back in the forest!" Sasuko said as she also started to get scared.

"Well. . . let's just say. . . after that incident. . . Naruto never uses his 'Sexy Jutsu' anymore. . ." Hinata in anger at Sasuke and started to cry.

Naruko then put the pieces together and started to turn green and shiver. "You mean he-!?"

"Yeah. . ." Hinata bluntly said.

"What!?" Sasuko asked.

Naruko then went to Sasuko's ear and whispered something.

After hearing it, Sasuko's eye started to twitch and turned beet-red in anger. "ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME!? HE TRIED TO DO THAT TO NARUTO!?" She screamed out.

"Yeah. . . if it wasn't for his Nine-Tailed Fox. . . Naruto would've been. . ."

"RAPED!? SASUKE TRIED TO RAPE NARUTO IN FEMALE FORM!? THAT'S IT! HE'S SO DEAD WHEN I SEE HIM! DEAD I TELL YOU! DEAD!" Sasuko then ran off crying.

"It's true isn't it. . ." Naruko asked as Hinata nodded her head in dissapointment as they both went after her..

In Tsunade's office, she just explained more of Sasuke's force harem plan. . . mainly the part about Naruto to Naruko's friends.

All the guys felt like throwing up while the girls felt a shiver down their spine.

"Ok. . . I'm not gonna treat Sasuko like a bitch anymore. Her male self's worse on the highest possible level." Kira said as she continues shiver.

"I agree Kira. . . no more treating Sasuko like that." Shina said in agreement with most of the girls.

"HE IS A DIGRACE TO ALL MEN AND SHOULD BE BURNED TO DEATH!" Sakuro ranted as Inou and Tanten agreed.

Naruto then came in to Tsunade's office with Sakura behind her. "Grandma, with your permission I would like to start working on 'that' seal after the exams are over.

"Naruto you don't mean-!?"

"Yeah, the seal that trapped Tobi in a scroll for all enterity. . . 'The Nine Tailed-Beast Seal'. . . but not just for Naruko's Tobi but for Sasuke as well. When he threatens one of my girlfriends, that was the last straw." He seriously said.

-

"I'll arrange it, but for now, you, Sasuko and Naruko should go back to the Chunin Exams."

"Chunin Exams?" Hanato asked. "You're holding those now?"

"Yeah," Naruko told him. "We were in the middle of the second stage when that raping bastard interfered."

Quickly, Hanato turned to the Female Tsunade and asked, "Lady Hokage, may I watch the exams?"

"There's still some time before the third stage will be explained," Fem. Tsunade explained. "I can arrange you to observe that stage alongside Sakura, Hinata and me. Until then, stay here so we can arrange your housing here."

"I understand, milady." Hanato turned to Naruko and said, "Well, I guess I'll see you later, Naruko."

Naruko smiled and said, "Yeah, you too."

(At the Forest of Death)

Anko looked at the returning genin teams and nervously said, "Well, here we are again. I know you all most likely got pretty far before we were. . . interrupted. Unfortunately, we have to start this whole mess all over again, so everyone's pretty much back at the beginning. One team will have to be left out due to. . . unforeseen complications, so there's only a little less competition. Anyway, same rules as before; get your scroll and get to a gate!"

Naruto, Naruko and Sasuko walked over and received a Heaven Scroll from the assistant then made their way toward a gate. Shortly after them were Eiki, Jiyoon and Lauren.

"Let's not screw this up this time, guys!" Lauren said. "No going rouge and being heroes. Got it, Eiki?"

"Give me a break, Lauren," Eiki said. "It's not my fault Jiyoon's out for Sasuke's blood. If you're gonna scream at someone, scream at him."

"I'm yelling at both of you! Jiyoon, you let your vendetta against Sasuke drag us down. Eiki, you need to stop encouraging him!"

"Since when is encouragement bad behavior?"

"Don't talk back to me, you sword-swinging clown!"

"What was that about my sword, you hot-headed-"

"Both of you stop it!" Jiyoon said, silencing both Eiki and Lauren. "Fighting amongst ourselves isn't going to change anything. I'm still going to hunt Sasuke, but I won't purposely do anything to slow us down anymore. Let's just get this exam over with."

Eiki and Lauren quickly reconciled and left with Jiyoon to an opposite gate. Along the way, Lauren asked, "Eiki, you still got your Iron Radio active?"

"Yep. The girl Sasuke almost raped is physically fine, but Ibiki's personally trying to rebuild her mind. Everyone else is fair game."

"Is the scroll we need nearby?" Jiyoon asked.

"Yeah, three will be in our way to the tower by day's end."

"Well then, why don't we set a new record for best time?" Lauren asked.

"Now that's the fired-up you I like, Lauren," Eiki sarcastically said.

"Let's get to it, then," Jiyoon said.

"All right, pipsqueaks!" Anko shouted. "Begin Take 2 of the Second Chunin Exam Stage!"

-

Naruto's team was silent as they once again got both a Heaven and Earth Scroll as they head for the tower until. . .

"Naruto, we need to talk. . ." Sasuko said as they were heading through the tree.

"Hmm? What is it Sasuko?" Naruto asked as they stopped for a quick break.

Realizing the situtation, Naruko decided to go mediate somewhere else so they could talk, but kept a watchful eye on them as she then saw Sasuko hug Naruto and started to cry.

"I'm sorry!" She cried out, leaving Naruto confused.

"What for!? You didn't do anything?"

"I saw how upset you were that me and Naruko became friends again and that you and Sasuke could never make up!"

"That's it?" Naruto then hugged Sasuko as they both embraced a hug. "It's alright Sasuko. It doesn't bug me. I'm just glad at least you can be happy." He then began to stroke Sasuko's hair as he then wiped away her tears. "You and Naruko are my precious people along with Hinata, Sakura, and everyone in the village. Naruko and Sakura are like sisters to me and you and Hinata are my lovers."

Sasuko blushed as she then kissed him on the cheek. "Thank you. . . my Blonde Prince."

Naruto smiled at her. "No problem. . . my Sapphire Flower." Soon the two embraced themselves in a kiss that lasted a minute as they then seperated.

"So my prince. . ."

"Yes?"

What's Hinata's nickname?"

"The Lavender Angel."

Sasuko smiled. "It suits her."

Naruko then came back, doing a fake cough drawing the attention to her teammates. "Sorry to interupt but can we get to the tower?"

Naruto and Sasuko seperated from holding each other. "Right! Let's get to the tower." Naruto said as Sasuko nodded her head in agreement as the trio headed off to the tower.

Meanwhile back in the village. . .

"Ok, those these are the arragements for Naruko's friends while they say here." Tsunade said as she showed the arrangements: Sakuro's with Sakura, Inou's with Ino, Kira's with Kiba, Shina's with Shino, Shika's with Shikamaru, Hanato and Nejiko with Hinata and Neji, Tanten's with Tenten, Leigh's with Lee, and Choko's with Choji. "Any questions?"

Kiba then raised his hand. "Yeah, are sure this is a good idea?"

Kira then started to glare at her male self. "What's that suppose to mean!?"

"Nothing's wrong, it just that it would be weird living under the same roof with basically an opposite gender of ourselves."

Shino then came up to him. "It's a good plan cause basically since they're like us they'll be able to get used to things in our homes easily."

"A good point made out Shino." Tsunade said. "Now if anyone want to go watch Naruto, Naruko and Sasuko in the preliminaries that will take place should raise their hands."

-

Three days passed and nine teams were able to make it to the tower by the deadline. They were all surprised that two teams from Konohagakure were able to finish before the first day even ended. Nonetheless, they accepted that they would be able to provide some much needed competition.

The nine teams assembled in an arena in the tower. There, the teams' senseis watched them on the balconies along with the Hokage and a select group of observers. In the middle of the arena was a man who kept his shoulder-length brown hair kept under a bandana with a forehead protector and chewed on a long toothpick.

"Hello, everyone! My name is Genma Shiranui, and I'll be the proctor of the Third Stage of the Chunin Exams. However, since so many of you made it this far, we need to hold a preliminary elimination tournament in order to level the field and not waste the time of our extremely important VIPs that will be attending the main event in one month."

"Just like last time," Naruto thought. "This is going to be a piece of cake."

Genma continued, "The matches will be determined at random, but there's still time for any of you to drop out of the competition. If anyone would like to do so, speak now." When no one backed down, Genma said, "All right. Let's get this thing started."

Everyone's eyes turned to the screen near the ceiling of the arena and looked at the first names to appear. "Okay, the first match is between Banjin Sabure of Sunagakure and Magin Bugin of Otogakure. The two combatants can stay. Everyone else, please move to the balconies."

Naruto, Naruko and Sasuko walked up the stairs and joined Tsunade, Hinata, Sakura, Kiba and Akamaru near the edge of the wall. Naruko and Sasuko also saw that Kira with her dod Akemi, Tanten, Hanato, Tsunade (the male one), and Sakuro decided to join them. Naruko immediately ran up and gave Hanato a big hug.

"Thanks for coming to see me, Hanato!" Naruko said.

"N. . . No problem, Na. . .Naruko," Hanato struggled to say.

"Hanato, you've got to stop being so nervous all the time," Naruko said. "I'll help you work off your shy little habits."

"Th. . . Thanks, Naruko," Hanako replied, blushing deeply.

-

Banji started to crack his knuckles. "Alright! I've been itchin for a fight! That forest was so damn easy it wasn't even fun!" he ranted.

Majin just stood where she was standing, being silent.

In the stands Naruto and Naruko realized something.

"Wait Otogakure! The Sound Village! I thought that was just a cover-up for Orochimaru's bases!?" Naruto exclaimed.

The masked Sound Sensei glared at Naruto from the other side. "DUMBASS! DON'T BRING UP THAT BASTARD HERE! WE'RE REFORMED DAMN IT!"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?" Naruto yelled back as the two started to growl at each other.

Genma then did a fake cough as he raised his hand. "Anyway if both Banji and Majin are ready, the first match of the Chunin preliminaries," He then brought his hand down in a chopping motion. "Begins!"

Majin started off by streching her arm into Banji, forming a fist.

"What the!?" Banji said as he quickly dodged it as he then chraged into to her.

Back in the stands, a familiar Suna kuniochi came over to Naruto and his friend.

"Hey Temari!" Sakura said as she waved to her.

"Hey guys, long time no see." She said as she then looked at Naruko and her friends. "I guess the rumors are true about the reversed versions of the Konoha 11 huh?"

Naruko then came up to her. "Nice to meet you, names Naruko!" She then grabbed Hanato arm and cuddled him. "This is my boyfriend, Hanato Hyuga." Hanato blushed at being called boyfriend.

Temari smirked. "Well it intresting to say the least."

Naruto then went over to her. "Yo Temari, is Gaara here?"

Temari then sighed. "Unfortunately he has paperwork to do, so he'll only be able to come for the finals."

"I see. . . so how's. . . you know?"

Temari then went to Naruto ear. "Let's just say that thanks to that seal, he and Shukaku have been in a better relationship like you and Kurama."

"Good." Naruto then turned back to the match to see that Banji grabbed Majin by the legs and started spinning her like a lasso. "You got a pretty intresting guy there."

Temari rubbed the back of her neck. "Yeah he's pretty intresting to say the least."

Naruko stared at her. "Your his sensei?"

"Yup, training those three genin of my was tough, but its been a great experience."

Sasuko then went up to Naruto. "Hey Naruto? Can I talk to you alone?"

"Sure!" Naruto quickly went to Hinata and gave her a kiss. "I'll be right back my Lavender Angel." Hinata blushed at the nickname.

Temari then chuckled. "He's become quite a ladies man huh?"

Sakura and Kira started to chuckle.

"I guess finally getting a girlfriend did it for him." Sakura said

"I never thought a male Naruko would be able to be a that kind of person." Kira said as Akemi barked in agreement.

"I wonder what they want to talk about?" Sakuro asked causing Hinata to stiffen up.

"Crap how am I going to explain to Sakuro that Sasuko's not into him?" she muttered.

In the hallway with Naruto and Sasuko.

"So when are we going to tell Sakuro about. . . well. . .?" Sasuko asked as she wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck

"You liking me?" Naruto replied.

Sasuko nodded her head as she blushed. "Yeah. He was the first guy to confess to me before I left the village and-" She was stopped suddenly by Naruto giving her a peck on the lips.

"Don't worry, I think she'll take it gently. I mean Sakura got over Sasuke and now she's secretly dating Lee."

"How do you know that?"

"I sort of acciddently spied on them while they were kissing."

"Wow!" Sasuko then had a thoughtful look. "Never thought those two would get together."

Naruto then started to chuckle. "Yeah it was a surprise to me as well. I'm just glad that they didn't know I saw them! Sakura would've rocketed me into the air!"

Sasuko giggled as she then released Naruto. "We better head back."

Naruto then did a mock bow. "As you wish my Saphire Flower."

Sasuko blushed and smiled. "Then let us go my Blond Prince." She said a mock tone of voice as they headed back.

When to two got back, they saw that Hinata, Sakura, Kiba and Temari were laughing while Naruko and Kira pouting.

"What happened?" Naruto asked.

Sakura was still laughing. "Sakuro was telling us about Naruko and Kira's preliminary fight."

Naruto then recalled what happened during his fight with Kiba and bursted out into laughs. "Aw man Naruko! You farted in Kira's face! That's fricking hilarious!"

Naruko continued to pout. "I did not fart, it was caused by stink bombs. . ." She muttered.

Kira also continued pouting. "It was a fluke, it was a fluke, it was a damn fluke that she won with that!" She muttered.

Far away from the village, Sasuke was wandering through the forest when he came to a clearing.

"Damn it. . . I almost killed the dobe! If those bitches didn't get in the way I would've-!"

"Hmm. . . intresting. . . the male Sasuko." A masked woman said as she came out of forest.

Sasuke was surprised at the familiar person as he started to draw his sword. "Tobi?! But how!?"

"Before you do anything, there's something I got to offer you."

"What?"

"I heard about what you did that got you sent to prison, how would you say if I can gey you at least one woman, you'll work with me to destroy the Five Great Shinobi Nation of my dimension and this one."

"A woman you say? What's so special about her?"

"She's Sasuko's sister."

-

Back in the ring, Banjin continued dodging Majin's strikes. "Damn, I can't get close to her."

"What's wrong?" Majin said. "Don't tell me all you can do is run; or are you afraid of hitting a good-looking girl like me?"

"What'd you say!?" Banjin shouted back. "I'm not afraid of hitting anyone! Badmouth me again and you'll be sorry!"

"Such a fiery attitude," Majin teased, "but with such an impulsive attitude, you'll find it hard to attract any girl."

"What the hell are you talking about? I'm not interested in girls; I just wanna beat the hell out of any opponent I face!"

"Then what are you waiting for?" Majin asked, spreading her arms open wide. "I'm right here; dominate me!"

Banjin clenched his fists tightly and said, "Your funeral." He then launched himself directly at her. Before his fist could connect, though, Majin bent to the right, then twisted her body around Banjin so that his hands were bound in front of him.

"What the hell?"

"Sorry, but for a taijutsu user like you, I'm one of the worst enemies you could face. I specialize in rubber jutsu, so no matter how hard your fists are, you'll have a hard time cracking me."

Banjin cursed his luck and struggled to break free. Majin just smiled and said, "Sorry, but I prefer men who know when to quit." She then raised her fist and encased it in a hard rubber shell. Finally, she hit Banjin hard on the head, sending him across the arena. Banjin tried to stand, but found himself bound by hard rubber bands leading back to his opponent.

"What do you say, warrior? Care to concede? I don't want to kill anybody, seeing as blood stains don't improve my image at all."

Banjin struggled for a while, then smiled smugly."How do you feel about wrinkles, then?"

"They're despicable. I wouldn't be caught dead with a single wrinkle on my body."

"Heh. . . too bad, 'cuz you're about to."

As soon as he said this, the rubber surrounding Banjin started to wither away. Before majin could question this, she felt an unusual pain in her hands and feet. Looking down, she saw her hands and feet start to wither and lead the rest of her limbs to wither as well. Desperately, she broke off her connection to the rubber and restored her body to the way it had been.

However, this action allowed Banjin to break free of his binds and charge at her with fists tightly clenched. Majin tried to snake her way around him again, but Banjin sidestepped and aimed straight for her head. With a large crash, he slammed her into the arena floor.

Genma Shiranui looked over the sight and saw Majin at the center of the crater, knocked unconscious by her opponent. Making his decision, Genma raised his hand toward Banjin and announced, "The winner of Match number 1: Banjin Sabure."

Banjin made his way back to his team, then collapsed to his knees. Madoka eyed him and said, "You used your Dehydration jutsu, didn't you?"

Banjin smirked and said, "Only way to get out of that rubber. Dehydrate something enough, and it'll be too brittle to last."

"It's too bad the match had to be over so quickly," Eigo stated. "Still, it did serve as a powerful overture for an interesting performance."

-

(With Sasuke and FemTobi)

Sasuke was smirking at the female Tobi after she told him about this woman she was going to give him. "Perfect, a weakness for that whore female Uchiha. I could give a damn less if she is a female me or that her sister is the female Itachi. I'll bring complete and utter destruction to the world, leaving only me and my harem that the village wanted so bad for me to have. Maybe while I'm at it, I can force this Tobi into my harem as well." He thought as he then glared at the female Tobi. "What do you need to bring her back?" Saskue asked.

FemTobi opened her eyes to reveal the Sharingan and Rinnegan. "I already have the DNA of Itachiko but the other part require 1,000,000 dead bodies for the pure human flesh to rebuild her body quickly. It doesn't matter if it's male or female, her DNA will consume it, making the flesh hers thanks to the jutsu I'll use." FemTobi explained.

Sasuke smirked again. "Is that all? Easy. I'll be back in 3 months. I'll store them using the same jutsu that you use for storage." He then dashed off to kill many victims.

FemTobi waited a few minutes until she took a gasp of breath and continued to breath heavily. "God. . . that bloodlust. . ." She then started to stumble away to collect her own bodies.

(Back at the arena)

Everyones eyes turned to the screen again to see the next match, when two familar names appeared.

Genma the chewed a bit of the twig. "Alright, for the second match, Naruko Uzumaki Namikaze of Konohagakure and Madoka Areno of Sunagakure. You two get down here so we can start the second match."

Sasuko smiled as she then placed a hand on Naruko's shoulder. "Good luck. I still would like a friendly rematch in the finals."

Naruko smirked at her. "No problem." She then went over to Hanato giving him a peck on the cheek and then winking at him. "Cheer me on ok?"

Hanato took a deep breath. "Alright." He said resisting the urge to studder but was still blushing.

Naruko then leaped of the railing into the arena. "Alright! Lets have some fun!" She said as she craked her knuckles.

Madoka slowly walked down the stairs as she smirked at Naruko. "Right, fun. Little miss color-blind."

A tick mark appeared on her forehead. "WHAT YOU CALL ME YOU BITCH!?"

"The second match of the preliminaries begins!" Genma declared as the two dashed into each other, punching each other in the face.

In the stands both the Femal and Male Tsunades were having a drink.

"Oh boy, that girl's going to get it now." Male Tsunade chuckled as he then looked at Sasuko, who was cheering her on along with the others.

Female Tsunade noticed her male counterpart staring. "Something wrong?"

"Yeah, Sasuko's personality. It's completely different then it was back in our dimension. Did something besides learning about her male self happen?"

Female Tsunade took a drink as she watched the match. "Well, I guess she finally realized the friendship from Naruko. That and being sent into this dimension."

Male Tsunade then did a small growl. "Yeah well she better not try anything funny. Kakashi told me about her declare to destroy Konoha back at the Land of Iron, so I'm keeping my eye on her." He then started to chug a bottle of sake.

Female Tsunade then started to chuckle. "Aw don't be to hard on her. I'm gonna have to guess that Naruko never got the chance to tell you that those damn elders and Danzo-er Danza in your case were the ones who told her sister to kill the entire Uchiha Clan as a secret mission. It would explain where he/she would have gotten the Sharingans."

The Male Tsunade then did a major spit take as he then turned to towards his female counterpart. "WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS ALL A MISSION!?"