How To Live With The Sevilles

CHAPTER 6 – In Soviet Russia... Mini Minotaur is singing Tobuscus Song!

Here is the chapter 6 of "How To Live With The Sevilles". Yup, we are back to normal ( But can anything be normal around those chipmunks? Nope... ) with a minor change. Most of the rules now will be taking place in chipmunks and chipettes school, West Eastman High ( Or is it East Westman High? Whatever... ) Yup, Ki, Lucy and The Lovecasts are there too... ( Though I have NO IDEA what those girls are doing here... joke, of course I know. I'm writing this, after all... ) Time to answer the reviews. I got SIX of them since the last chapter. Amazing!

- Alvinnascar5 - First thing, I'm unable to read your story now. I promise I will soon, but you dares will be put in, don't worry ;)

- Vegeta12345 - I want English release soon too.

- Alvinatty4ever - Yeah, I'd like to see your rules! Well, the Truth or Dare part was mostly inspired by stories for Sonic The Hedgehog, Yup, that's what I was reading before I became a chipmunk fanatic.

- chipmunksforlife - Don't worry, Alvin and Britt are already back together in this chapter. ( Love is weird... )

- Jigsaw1234 - I'd WISH I would have a katana, but unfortunately I don't have one. ( YET! )

Lucas: WHY THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME LUCY!?

Ki: For entertainment. Why else?

Lucas: I swear I'm gonna...

Ki: Do what? That black butter knife of yours is not even gonna scratch me.

Lucas: * holds his anger * How did you get so strong anyway?

Ki: It's none of your business!

Did you know?
That I use this section to post stupid or non important things? Like this?


Location: WEST EASTMAN HIGH


RULE No. 101 – Russian Reversal is banned!

Alvin: What the hell is Russian Reversal?!

Lucas: Say something normal, like 'Cows eat grass.'

Alvin: Cows eat grass.

Ki: In Soviet Russia, grass eats cows!

Alvin: ... That's ridiculous!

Ki: But fun.

Simon: Hey guys, when did you became students of this school?

Ki: Who said we did? We aren't here to study. At least not me.

Lucas: Me neither.

Simon: Then what are you doing?

Ki: * puts sunglasses on * Girls!

Alvin&Simon&Lucas: * facepalm *


RULE No. 102 – Subscribe to Toby Turner, TobyGames and Tobuscus channels. NOW. You have 15 seconds to do so. If not, the MINI MINOTAUR WILL EAT YOU.

Brittany: What the hell?!

Simon: Ki, minotaurs don't exist! Especially mini minotaurs!

Ki: Then what's standing right behind you?

Simon: I'm not gonna fall for something like...

Brittany: * faints *

Alvin&Theodore: * turn white *

Students: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?

Theodore: Simon...

Simon: Yes Theodore?

Mini Minotaur: KILL YOU ANY MINUTE - AURRRR!

Simon: * turns around and screams like a girl *

Mini Minotaur: Hey, it's not Tim Tim!

Ki: Sorry. Tim Tim is the one in the red hoodie.

Alvin: HEEEEEEELLLLPPPPP! * the mini minotaur starts chasing Alvin *

Brittany: Ki, you asshole! Your minotaur is chasing my boyfriend!

Ki: He he he... wait, you two are back together?!

Brittany: Why are you so surprised!?

Ki: ... Why I'm NOT surprised?

Simon: What are we supposed to do now?! How to beat that mythological creature?

Ki: Tartar Sauce.

Everybody: * laugh for a short while * Wait... you are serious?!

Ki: Yup. It's his ONLY weakness.

Simon: 0-0

Ki: OPEN THE JAR! Remember, counter-clockwise!


RULE No. 103 – Okay... Ki, you CAN'T sing Mini Minotaur Song in school or anywhere else. If you do, MINI MINOTAUR WILL EAT YOUR FACE.

Ki: He won't, we are pals.

Mini Minotaur: Yup.

Everybody: What the hell?! You can befriend monsters?!

Ki: I'm sooooo special!


RULE No. 104 – Bullying other students isn't allowed.

Ki: We aren't bullying anyone!

Lucas: Yup.

Alvin: Me neither.

Simon: Me and bullying?

Theodore: Nope.

Brittany: I have no time to bully people...

Jeanette: Pffff...

Eleanor: Never!


RULE No. 105 – Bullying other bullies is allowed. In fact, you SHOULD bully bullies.

Simon: Hey, why did Ryan run away from you two earlier?

Ki: Let's just say, he is claustrophobic...

Alvin: What did you do? Stuff him inside a locker!?

Lucas: You should see his face! It was priceless!

Brittany: Hey, you shouldn't bully people! Even people like Ryan!

Jeanette: Yeah! Don't lower to their level.

Ki: * whispers something to Jeanette *

Jeanette: REALLY!?

Ki: * nods *

Jeanette: HE WILL PAY!

Simon: Wow, what happened to her!? Why is she so angry!?

Ki: I know nothing...

Simon: What have you told her?

Ki: ...


RULE No. 106 – Okay, keep Jeanette away from Ryan. For safety reasons.

Alvin: * outside school *Hey, what happened? Who called for ambulance?

Ki: Ryan got annihilated by Jeanette.

Jeanette: I WILL KILL YOU!

Ryan: * from ambulance * Help me! MOMMY! DADDY! That demon wants to kill me!

Simon: Wow. I'm glad we are together again.

Ki: You are afraid of her now?

Simon: A little...

Ki: Just don't get on her bad side...

Simon: Never. I love her... * he realizes he said a little too much... *

Jeanette: Finally! You told the L word!

Simon: Well, it's true... * she runs up to him and kisses him on the cheek *

Jeanette: I love you too...

Simon: * faints *

Ki: Wow. I helped their relationship ascend to a new level! I'm LIKE A BAWS!


RULE No. 107 – You do realize that 'Like A Boss' by Lonely Island is banned, right?

Ki: * does an awkward face *

Lucas: What the hell is wrong with you!?

Ki: They can't ban such an epic song!

Brittany: What's so epic about it anyway?

Ki: You should listen to it...

Lucas: * smacks Ki on the face * She is ELEVEN if you forgot .

Ki: Oh right, you SHOULDN'T listen it. But you CAN listen it.

Lucas: KI!

Ki: Come on! Stop being a jackass. I've heard and seen much worse things since I was 9.

Lucas: Like?

Ki: Hey, they are STILL here.

Lucas: Right... * facepalm *


RULE No. 108 - The Lovecasts + School = Run the hell away!

Amy: What?!

Ki: Don't look at me. Totally not my idea.

Charlene: Lucas...

Lucas: ...W-w-what?

Cindy: Why are you so mean to us?

Jessica: Yeah. Why?

Lucas: I still remember the Valentine's Day...

Alvin: Hey, you mentioned the Valentine's Day before. What happened back then?

Lucas: ...

Alvin: Ki?

Ki: I don't want to talk about it either...

Alvin: * whispers to himself * I will find out!


RULE No. 109 - Going hardcore on your Martial Arts teacher is a bad idea...

Lucas: Not because he can hurt us. He can't.

Ki: We are too strong for ordinary people.

Everyone: WHAT!?

Alvin: What did you do to him?

Lucas: A broken rib...

Ki: BROKEN ARMS.

Everyone: * thinking * What the hell!? We though Lucas was the violent one!


RULE No. 110 - Fake French accent won't get all the girls over you. A REAL one however...

Ki: * talking with a bunch of girls with a French accent *

Alvin: He really thinks that fake French really works?

Lucas: It's not fake Alvin.

Alvin: 0-0 He knows French too?!

Lucas: He knows all the languages I know. Maybe a few more...


RULE No. 111 - Don't talk about foreign food near Theodore or Eleanor.

Eleanor: HEY!

Theodore: WHY?

Ki: Last time I did, you have been asking me questions for THREE HOURS!

Theodore: We both love food, okay?

Ki: BUT WE TALKED ABOUT ONE DISH! FOR THREE HOURS!


Rule No. 112 - Don't talk about books near Simon or Jeanette.

Ki: You get the idea...

Simon: We like books.

Jeanette: There is nothing wrong with it.

Ki: Hey, did I say reading books is stupid or something? I'm reading a lot of stuff too!

Simon: Like? * another three hours pass by as they talk about books *


RULE No. 113 - WTFOMGBBQLOLROFLMAO?

Ki: What the?

Simon: This one actually came from... Dave.

Alvin: I have a reason to doubt Toby is the most stupid person in our house...

Jeanette: I have to agree on that one.

Simon: Me too.


RULE No. 114 - YOLO, dodgeball is banned.

Ki: Hey, I almost got Alvin!

Simon: You almost KILLED him, to be exact.

Ki: Not a big deal...

Alvin&Brittany: HEY!

Lucas: Si is right. You are overdoing it a little.

Ki: How?

Lucas: YOU ARE THROWING THE MUNKING BALLS AT THE SPEED OF 100 MPH! That's what!

Ki: Hey, I still have my human strength, cool.


RULE No. 115 - Nope, we have our own car.

Everybody: What?! When did you two get a car?

Ki: 30 seconds ago.


Location: SEVILLE HOUSEHOLD


RULE No. 116 - I almost forgot. Toby is banned from listening to Justin Bieber!

Toby: Hey, I don't listen to him!

Ki: We have proof Toby.

Alvin: I still hear it... in nightmares...

Simon: You scarred Alvin for life!

Toby: 0-0 You think I care? Pffff.


RULE No. 117 - Workout, workout, WORKOUT!

Simon: What are you doing?

Alvin: Push ups. Look! * he does 10 push ups *

Lucas: Lame, look at this! * he does 10 push ups on ONE paw *

Simon: Okay...

Ki: Zat is nothing. Look. * he does 10 push ups WITHOUT USING his paws *

Everybody: The hell!?

Brittany: End with this stupid accent already!

Lucas: I could do one, but not TEN.

Toby: What the hell is wrong with you two? You have some supernatural powers or what?

Lucas: Let me guess, I can move at super speed, teleport... OF COURSE WE HAVE YOU IDIOT!


RULE No. 118 - Where are you going?

Alvin: On a date.

Brittany: To an italian restaurant! Isn't that romantic?

Ki: * gags *

Lucas: * gags too *

Toby: * runs to the toilet to empty his stomach *

Dave: You are disgusting! All FIVE of you!

Alvin: Did he say 'FIVE' ?

Ki: At least he can count...


RULE No. 119 - Mysterious girlfriend.

Lucas: Actually, I'm going on a date too...

Ki: WUT? You!?

Lucas: WHY ARE YOU SO SURPRISED?!

Ki: Hey, I think I heard it today already!


RULE No. 120 - Guess what? We are dating TOO!

Ian: Sup Dav-o!

Zoe: Hello everyone!

Everybody: ZOE!? What are you doing here?

Ian: Me and Zoe are dating.

Everybody: WHAT?

Zoe: Yeah. We are together for about two months.

Alvin: * whispers to Ian * Dump her man, dump her...


Not to my usual standards ( I have STANDARDS? WTF?! ) but I couldn't write anything better. I'm out of inspiration for a short while. At least, you have your new chapter with some Alvitanny action, and a few questions: What happened during Valentine's Day? Who is Lucas' dating ( There is a clue in the previous chapter... just saying. ) and the most important: IAN AND ZOE TOGETHER?! WTF?

No reason for that. Well.

Toby x Julie - Tolie?! Juby?
Dave x Claire ( Good luck with that man... ) - Cl(e)ave!? Daire? Maybe Dairy?
Ian x Zoe - Zan? Ioe? Zanioe?