How To Live With The Sevilles
CHAPTER 6 – In Soviet Russia... Mini Minotaur is singing Tobuscus Song!
Here is the chapter 6 of "How To Live With The Sevilles". Yup, we are back to normal ( But can anything be normal around those chipmunks? Nope... ) with a minor change. Most of the rules now will be taking place in chipmunks and chipettes school, West Eastman High ( Or is it East Westman High? Whatever... ) Yup, Ki, Lucy and The Lovecasts are there too... ( Though I have NO IDEA what those girls are doing here... joke, of course I know. I'm writing this, after all... ) Time to answer the reviews. I got SIX of them since the last chapter. Amazing!
- Alvinnascar5 - First thing, I'm unable to read your story now. I promise I will soon, but you dares will be put in, don't worry ;)
- Vegeta12345 - I want English release soon too.
- Alvinatty4ever - Yeah, I'd like to see your rules! Well, the Truth or Dare part was mostly inspired by stories for Sonic The Hedgehog, Yup, that's what I was reading before I became a chipmunk fanatic.
- chipmunksforlife - Don't worry, Alvin and Britt are already back together in this chapter. ( Love is weird... )
- Jigsaw1234 - I'd WISH I would have a katana, but unfortunately I don't have one. ( YET! )
Lucas: WHY THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME LUCY!?
Ki: For entertainment. Why else?
Lucas: I swear I'm gonna...
Ki: Do what? That black butter knife of yours is not even gonna scratch me.
Lucas: * holds his anger * How did you get so strong anyway?
Ki: It's none of your business!
Did you know?
That I use this section to post stupid or non important things? Like this?
Location: WEST EASTMAN HIGH
RULE No. 101 – Russian Reversal is banned!
Alvin: What the hell is Russian Reversal?!
Lucas: Say something normal, like 'Cows eat grass.'
Alvin: Cows eat grass.
Ki: In Soviet Russia, grass eats cows!
Alvin: ... That's ridiculous!
Ki: But fun.
Simon: Hey guys, when did you became students of this school?
Ki: Who said we did? We aren't here to study. At least not me.
Lucas: Me neither.
Simon: Then what are you doing?
Ki: * puts sunglasses on * Girls!
Alvin&Simon&Lucas: * facepalm *
RULE No. 102 – Subscribe to Toby Turner, TobyGames and Tobuscus channels. NOW. You have 15 seconds to do so. If not, the MINI MINOTAUR WILL EAT YOU.
Brittany: What the hell?!
Simon: Ki, minotaurs don't exist! Especially mini minotaurs!
Ki: Then what's standing right behind you?
Simon: I'm not gonna fall for something like...
Brittany: * faints *
Alvin&Theodore: * turn white *
Students: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
Theodore: Simon...
Simon: Yes Theodore?
Mini Minotaur: KILL YOU ANY MINUTE - AURRRR!
Simon: * turns around and screams like a girl *
Mini Minotaur: Hey, it's not Tim Tim!
Ki: Sorry. Tim Tim is the one in the red hoodie.
Alvin: HEEEEEEELLLLPPPPP! * the mini minotaur starts chasing Alvin *
Brittany: Ki, you asshole! Your minotaur is chasing my boyfriend!
Ki: He he he... wait, you two are back together?!
Brittany: Why are you so surprised!?
Ki: ... Why I'm NOT surprised?
Simon: What are we supposed to do now?! How to beat that mythological creature?
Ki: Tartar Sauce.
Everybody: * laugh for a short while * Wait... you are serious?!
Ki: Yup. It's his ONLY weakness.
Simon: 0-0
Ki: OPEN THE JAR! Remember, counter-clockwise!
RULE No. 103 – Okay... Ki, you CAN'T sing Mini Minotaur Song in school or anywhere else. If you do, MINI MINOTAUR WILL EAT YOUR FACE.
Ki: He won't, we are pals.
Mini Minotaur: Yup.
Everybody: What the hell?! You can befriend monsters?!
Ki: I'm sooooo special!
RULE No. 104 – Bullying other students isn't allowed.
Ki: We aren't bullying anyone!
Lucas: Yup.
Alvin: Me neither.
Simon: Me and bullying?
Theodore: Nope.
Brittany: I have no time to bully people...
Jeanette: Pffff...
Eleanor: Never!
RULE No. 105 – Bullying other bullies is allowed. In fact, you SHOULD bully bullies.
Simon: Hey, why did Ryan run away from you two earlier?
Ki: Let's just say, he is claustrophobic...
Alvin: What did you do? Stuff him inside a locker!?
Lucas: You should see his face! It was priceless!
Brittany: Hey, you shouldn't bully people! Even people like Ryan!
Jeanette: Yeah! Don't lower to their level.
Ki: * whispers something to Jeanette *
Jeanette: REALLY!?
Ki: * nods *
Jeanette: HE WILL PAY!
Simon: Wow, what happened to her!? Why is she so angry!?
Ki: I know nothing...
Simon: What have you told her?
Ki: ...
RULE No. 106 – Okay, keep Jeanette away from Ryan. For safety reasons.
Alvin: * outside school *Hey, what happened? Who called for ambulance?
Ki: Ryan got annihilated by Jeanette.
Jeanette: I WILL KILL YOU!
Ryan: * from ambulance * Help me! MOMMY! DADDY! That demon wants to kill me!
Simon: Wow. I'm glad we are together again.
Ki: You are afraid of her now?
Simon: A little...
Ki: Just don't get on her bad side...
Simon: Never. I love her... * he realizes he said a little too much... *
Jeanette: Finally! You told the L word!
Simon: Well, it's true... * she runs up to him and kisses him on the cheek *
Jeanette: I love you too...
Simon: * faints *
Ki: Wow. I helped their relationship ascend to a new level! I'm LIKE A BAWS!
RULE No. 107 – You do realize that 'Like A Boss' by Lonely Island is banned, right?
Ki: * does an awkward face *
Lucas: What the hell is wrong with you!?
Ki: They can't ban such an epic song!
Brittany: What's so epic about it anyway?
Ki: You should listen to it...
Lucas: * smacks Ki on the face * She is ELEVEN if you forgot .
Ki: Oh right, you SHOULDN'T listen it. But you CAN listen it.
Lucas: KI!
Ki: Come on! Stop being a jackass. I've heard and seen much worse things since I was 9.
Lucas: Like?
Ki: Hey, they are STILL here.
Lucas: Right... * facepalm *
RULE No. 108 - The Lovecasts + School = Run the hell away!
Amy: What?!
Ki: Don't look at me. Totally not my idea.
Charlene: Lucas...
Lucas: ...W-w-what?
Cindy: Why are you so mean to us?
Jessica: Yeah. Why?
Lucas: I still remember the Valentine's Day...
Alvin: Hey, you mentioned the Valentine's Day before. What happened back then?
Lucas: ...
Alvin: Ki?
Ki: I don't want to talk about it either...
Alvin: * whispers to himself * I will find out!
RULE No. 109 - Going hardcore on your Martial Arts teacher is a bad idea...
Lucas: Not because he can hurt us. He can't.
Ki: We are too strong for ordinary people.
Everyone: WHAT!?
Alvin: What did you do to him?
Lucas: A broken rib...
Ki: BROKEN ARMS.
Everyone: * thinking * What the hell!? We though Lucas was the violent one!
RULE No. 110 - Fake French accent won't get all the girls over you. A REAL one however...
Ki: * talking with a bunch of girls with a French accent *
Alvin: He really thinks that fake French really works?
Lucas: It's not fake Alvin.
Alvin: 0-0 He knows French too?!
Lucas: He knows all the languages I know. Maybe a few more...
RULE No. 111 - Don't talk about foreign food near Theodore or Eleanor.
Eleanor: HEY!
Theodore: WHY?
Ki: Last time I did, you have been asking me questions for THREE HOURS!
Theodore: We both love food, okay?
Ki: BUT WE TALKED ABOUT ONE DISH! FOR THREE HOURS!
Rule No. 112 - Don't talk about books near Simon or Jeanette.
Ki: You get the idea...
Simon: We like books.
Jeanette: There is nothing wrong with it.
Ki: Hey, did I say reading books is stupid or something? I'm reading a lot of stuff too!
Simon: Like? * another three hours pass by as they talk about books *
RULE No. 113 - WTFOMGBBQLOLROFLMAO?
Ki: What the?
Simon: This one actually came from... Dave.
Alvin: I have a reason to doubt Toby is the most stupid person in our house...
Jeanette: I have to agree on that one.
Simon: Me too.
RULE No. 114 - YOLO, dodgeball is banned.
Ki: Hey, I almost got Alvin!
Simon: You almost KILLED him, to be exact.
Ki: Not a big deal...
Alvin&Brittany: HEY!
Lucas: Si is right. You are overdoing it a little.
Ki: How?
Lucas: YOU ARE THROWING THE MUNKING BALLS AT THE SPEED OF 100 MPH! That's what!
Ki: Hey, I still have my human strength, cool.
RULE No. 115 - Nope, we have our own car.
Everybody: What?! When did you two get a car?
Ki: 30 seconds ago.
Location: SEVILLE HOUSEHOLD
RULE No. 116 - I almost forgot. Toby is banned from listening to Justin Bieber!
Toby: Hey, I don't listen to him!
Ki: We have proof Toby.
Alvin: I still hear it... in nightmares...
Simon: You scarred Alvin for life!
Toby: 0-0 You think I care? Pffff.
RULE No. 117 - Workout, workout, WORKOUT!
Simon: What are you doing?
Alvin: Push ups. Look! * he does 10 push ups *
Lucas: Lame, look at this! * he does 10 push ups on ONE paw *
Simon: Okay...
Ki: Zat is nothing. Look. * he does 10 push ups WITHOUT USING his paws *
Everybody: The hell!?
Brittany: End with this stupid accent already!
Lucas: I could do one, but not TEN.
Toby: What the hell is wrong with you two? You have some supernatural powers or what?
Lucas: Let me guess, I can move at super speed, teleport... OF COURSE WE HAVE YOU IDIOT!
RULE No. 118 - Where are you going?
Alvin: On a date.
Brittany: To an italian restaurant! Isn't that romantic?
Ki: * gags *
Lucas: * gags too *
Toby: * runs to the toilet to empty his stomach *
Dave: You are disgusting! All FIVE of you!
Alvin: Did he say 'FIVE' ?
Ki: At least he can count...
RULE No. 119 - Mysterious girlfriend.
Lucas: Actually, I'm going on a date too...
Ki: WUT? You!?
Lucas: WHY ARE YOU SO SURPRISED?!
Ki: Hey, I think I heard it today already!
RULE No. 120 - Guess what? We are dating TOO!
Ian: Sup Dav-o!
Zoe: Hello everyone!
Everybody: ZOE!? What are you doing here?
Ian: Me and Zoe are dating.
Everybody: WHAT?
Zoe: Yeah. We are together for about two months.
Alvin: * whispers to Ian * Dump her man, dump her...
Not to my usual standards ( I have STANDARDS? WTF?! ) but I couldn't write anything better. I'm out of inspiration for a short while. At least, you have your new chapter with some Alvitanny action, and a few questions: What happened during Valentine's Day? Who is Lucas' dating ( There is a clue in the previous chapter... just saying. ) and the most important: IAN AND ZOE TOGETHER?! WTF?
No reason for that. Well.
Toby x Julie - Tolie?! Juby?
Dave x Claire ( Good luck with that man... ) - Cl(e)ave!? Daire? Maybe Dairy?
Ian x Zoe - Zan? Ioe? Zanioe?
