Hey! FINALLY posted this chapter. I've been on the DL lately since my mom moved in with us and my sister's husband OUT! He like went to work in Aruba or the Bahamas or something. Whatever. no one cares.
The norm.
DISCLAIMER! I wish I was smart enough to come up with the idea for Naruto (Thanks M. Kishimoto) Or the lyrics to If You Seek Amy. All Character names and lyrics DO NOT belong to me. HOWEVER this story is entirely mine. I dreamt it up and I eventually write it down. i wish it could be a movie so you all could see what it looks like in my head.
Ps, before you read this...know that my very FIRST sex scene will be in the next chapter. So be forewarned. This IS the setup!
Chapter 7- Accepted.
Sasuke was woken up suddenly by his brother's annoyingly happy boyfriend, barging into his room.
"Wake up sunshine! Time to go to work! Stop fooling around guys! Naru-chan! C'mon!" Kyuubi bounded onto the bed, and squished his way in between Naruto and Sasuke's bodies. Naruto groaned and rolled over away from his older brother. Kyuubi had once again interrupted the peaceful sleep Sasuke had fallen into after another peaceful night with Naruto lying in his embrace as they slept.
Two and a half months had passed since Sasuke first laid eyes on Naruto. Now he was the first thing he saw most days. Sasuke and Naruto had become best friends in the space of a month after Naruto woke up the first day in Sasuke's bed half atop Sasuke's body. Not that Sasuke complained. They stayed in that position, Sasuke even once linking their fingers to gauge Naruto's reaction. It was a success. Naruto locked their fingers together and slid up to place a short, but tender kiss on Sasuke's. He blushed and immediately apologized, only to be silenced by Sasuke's lips upon his own. They were making out for about 10 minutes before Kyuubi knocked on the door and told Naruto they had to go to prep for work in about 15 minutes.
Naruto grabbed the clothes his brother held out for him, and got up and walked over to the bathroom, which was the exact moment Sasuke realized that Naruto had NOT put on the shorts he gave him before they fell asleep. Sasuke stared at the place where Naruto's ass vanished for 5 extra seconds before he had a close up on Kyuubi's face right in front of his, threatening to personally rip off his balls if Sasuke ever hurt his baby brother. Sasuke laughed and pushed Kyuubi off of him. He told Kyuubi that he would never hurt Naruto, he liked him too much, and he didn't want to pressure Naruto into anything especially since he just got out of a relationship with "that fucker Kabuto." to put it in the exact way Sasuke said it to Kyuubi. Kyuubi grinned at Sasuke and told him that he had his blessing and that he wouldn't try to interfere...unless it was his brotherly duty.
Naruto had come back in the room dressed in the clothes his brother had handed him when he first came inside the room and told Sasuke that he would like to hang out with him again soon.
The Uzumaki brothers left, leaving Sasuke with Itachi for the remainder of that day.
Itachi and Sasuke had never really gotten along ever since Itachi left to travel the world when he turned 21. Sasuke had been 14 years old. It was 7 years later when they met again and for the first time, in the history of Sasuke's mind he had never seen, heard or thought his brother sing anywhere or anything. Yet, there he was singing a random song while flipping pancakes from the frying pan to two separate plates. Clearly Kyuubi was the cause of it. Sasuke joined his brother in the kitchen and grabbed a carton of orange juice from the fridge on his way to the table. The two sat down at the breakfast table, together for the first time in years.
They made small talk which then turned into big talk which turned into oh-my-god-you're-my-brother-and-we-haven't-really-spoken-since-I-was-your-age-and-now-I-just-wanna-tell-you-that-I'm-sorry-I-neglected-you-after-our-mother-died talk. Sasuke was in awe that so much had changed about his brother ever since he started dating Kyuubi Uzumaki.
A week passed in much the same way as it always did, the only difference being that Sasuke now had someone to look forward to everyday. He went to a lot of Naruto's performances and dances. He spent most of the week avoiding all his usual fucks, and in return he got more stolen kisses out of Naruto before and after a show. Two days before his birthday he met Iruka, Naruto's foster/ technical also known as actual/ real father. Which was the complicated label Naruto pasted on Iruka. He spent the whole day meeting the people Naruto knew. People like Gaara, who was in a twisted relationship of sorts with Neji (it had been little more than a week people) and the others.
Kiba, the guy with the spiky brown hair and the tattoos on his face and he was a male dancer (not the way you think. He just supports the feminine dancers...including Naruto ), who was dating Hinata who was one of the female dancers, much to her cousin Neji's horror. Neji was now having relations (Sasuke refuse to think about Neji having sex too much) with Gaara no Sobaku the red haired guy who danced with Naruto every night, who was the younger brother brother of Temari. She was the main female dancer who had been Shikamru's long time girlfriend., since forever. Shikamaru knew Ino, the last of the female dancers since they went to school together. Ino was dating Sai who was one of Naruto's other best friends. Sai looked like a creepy, paler version of Sasuke, and often read awkward books on how to make people feel more awkward than they already were in the first place. He was socially retarded, which was bad coming from Sasuke, who even admitted to himself that he was a socially handicapped. Sai was one of the bartenders along with Kankuro, who was Temari and Gaara's other brother. He was really into puppets and shit, which he was proud of, going so far as to put weird purple paint on his face every morning, almost like a puppet himself. Then there was Shino. Sasuke knew Shino from his chemistry class last Spring. Shino was best friends with Kiba, and was assistant to the acting manager of all the clubs the dancers worked at. Acting manager being Shikamaru, who claimed he was only filling in because the actual boss was too busy to run any of the places.
On the other side there was Haku...who was not a boy. Sasuke didn't know what to think about the guy. He was gorgeous- not as cute as Naruto - but still. Haku was tall and lean and muscular, but his girlish face and body even threw straight men off course, much like a certain Uzumaki tease Sasuke knew all too well. Haku was the second of the two male dancers that wore the girly clothes and danced to girly music (the first being aforementioned tease). Sasuke didn't even like the word girly yet he used it to describe that girly...non-man. Everybody accepted him rather quickly into their midst, making fun of him, getting the deathly Uchiha glare, and inviting him to go out with or without drinks.
As it was Sasuke's birthday the next day, Shikamaru had asked someone else to plan the whole ordeal. 'Typical Shikamaru' Sasuke thought. 'Leave it to someone else.' Itachi confided in Sasuke that Naruto and Kyuubi had actually gone to setup for his party, which they last minute decided that they would ask to boss to close down the club in order to have Sasuke's birthday bash. When Itachi and Sasuke received a call from Kyuubi telling them that they had to go to the Nine-Tailed Lounge that night at 11 for the show, Itachi asked the Kyuubi if he could actually do that, Kyuubi claimed he went "way back with the boss." Kyuubi giggled and told Itachi and Sasuke to dress hot. And after Sasuke witnessed his brother share some embarrassing pet names with Kyuubi, he hung up.
Sasuke spent the rest of the day thinking about Naruto, and the rest of the 5 minutes he spared to think about trivial things such as eating, or picking out an outfit, he allowed his mind to wonder if Naruto was thinking about him at that moment. At 10:00 Itachi knocked on Sasuke's door and yelled that they should head out. Sasuke walked out of his room to head outside, and after smirking at his reflection on every shiny surface his house afforded, which really was quite a bit, (he couldn't help it, he looked damn good) he slid into his brother's brand new convertible.
"New car again Itachi?" Sasuke inquired.
"Obviously. Kyuubi has my other car, so I needed a new one for tonight. It is your birthday in about a hour and a half after all. You can drive this one back home or wherever you end up tonight..." Itachi trailed off with a knowing smirk on his face.
"Hn." Sasuke shifted his gaze to the scenery speeding by through the window.
"Sasuke? I have something to ask you seriously as your newly reinstated brother." Itachi glanced at Sasuke while pushing the car up to 75 m.p.h.
"Ask away."
"When did you decide you were gay? You never showed any of those signs when you were growing up, nor during any of our brief conversations over the phone, did you mention you started to look at boys."
Sasuke frowned at the question. He hadn't actually figured that out for himself just as yet. He opened his mouth and closed it several times in succession.
"I'm not even gay." Sasuke opened up with.
"Then why the fuck are you leading Naruto on? I can't exactly let you lead him on knowing you don't even like him..." Itachi started subconsciously speeding up as he got angrier at the fact that his own brother would play games with someone as sweet as Naruto.
"Aniki!" Sasuke cut through his brother's tirade. "I didn't finish. I'm not gay, or at least I didn't think to label myself that way. I have feelings for Naruto, feelings that border on love and I'm not sure how to deal with the fact that I can feel myself wanting to be there for him everyday, and I want to be the one he comes running to with his problems and I want to protect him, and make him smile and laugh and scream. I guess I haven't decided on one emotion regarding him just as yet. But I'm not playing around with him." Sasuke replied honestly.
Sasuke and Naruto fought like brothers in public and lets be honest, in private too and yet they were also lovers behind closed doors, or open ones depending on how long Naruto could physically prevent Sasuke from touching him.
Such a complicated relationship they had. Sasuke honestly couldn't ask for anything more. He loved being around Naruto more than he could possibly say, which he wouldn't seeing as that his brother was right next to him. He looked forward to each night the blonde boy would stay over, sharing kisses and of course the wonderful, wonderful feeling Sasuke felt, every time he trapped Naruto in his embrace. And since it was his ACTUAL 21st birthday tonight he could safely say that he wanted to spend it with the blonde...not that he would tell anybody that he loved spending time with his stupid obnoxious Dobe.
Itachi pulled into the Nine-Tailed Louge (or as Naruto so loving dubbed it, the NTL) and the brothers got out. They walked up to the door of the building and were immediately let in by the bouncer. Sasuke walked in and saw that pretty everyone he ever knew in his life was there. All of his classmates, work partners (he worked for one of his father's companies over the summer and winter breaks) and those few he called friends were there. Suigetsu, one of his partners at work was the first to come over and clap one hand on his shoulder in greeting.
"Sasuke my man! Killer party! Thanks for inviting us!" Suigetsu jerked a hand over his shoulder to indicate Juugo, another member of Sasuke's "team" was sitting at the bar staring at the throng of people dancing to the music. "I should probably go and make sure he doesn't kill any of them, so check ya later!" He left.
Itachi had walked off looking for his boyfriend, Sasuke assumed, leaving Sasuke to push his way through everybody in order to find the planner of his party. All of a sudden a spotlight found its way to the exact spot Sasuke was standing in. A voice the sounded like it could be Kiba's announced that the birthday had to come on stage to get his present. Many people started playfully shoving Sasuke to the front of the room towards the stage. They received the infamous Uchiha Glare for their efforts.
After Sasuke was up on stage, Kyuubi managed to climb on stage holding a tray with a single shot glass atop, with great effort, considering his attire. Sasuke's eyes immediately flew away from Kyuubi's body, as he could feel Itachi's death stare surrounding the room. The elder Uzumaki was wearing a very tight, very revealing red tank top that had been altered to show off his stomach and abs, and of course to cling to his flat chest. Then of all the things, he was wearing a leather skirt that clung to his hips and groin like no fabric should. Coupled with a pair of black fishnet stockings and high-heeled black boots that went all the up to his knees Kyuubi was a sight that would probably CAUSE sore eyes, just as soon as Itachi got a hold of anybody who dared eyeball his boyfriend for more than their allotted minute. But sadly, it was Kyuubi's job as MC for the party for people to look at him, causing poor Itachi to only be allowed to growl under his breath.
"How's everybody doing tonight?" Kyuubi yelled over the screaming crowd. "We're all here for my good friend Sasuke's 21st birthday tonight and I say lets REALLY blow it up!" Kyuubi turned towards Sasuke who did not dare face the older boy lest he inadvertently rape the elder man with his eyes. Kyuubi's turn had caused one guy to wolf whistle at him, since Kyuubi's turn gave the audience a wonderous view of his ass, which earned the guy a coma, judging by how hard Itachi's fist collided with the man's face, and how hard the man hit the floor. He was dragged off the floor by none other than Juugo and Suigetsu. Both of them dumped the man on the sidelines laughing their asses off. Well Suigetsu was, Juugo was just being his usual quiet self.
"Here Sasuke. Drink up" Kyuubi handed Sasuke the shot glass of tequila and to the chorus of 'Drink it! Drink it!' from his guests, he downed it. Kyuubi flashed a cheeky grin at him and tossed the tray back stage. Forcing Sasuke back into his seat he produced two pieces of rope from somewhere in his outfit. That got the crowd going. He then grabbed both of Sasuke's hands and tied each one to the chair. Sasuke didn't really know how to react since it had all happened so quickly. Kyuubi stepped back and admired his handiwork.
"Now I'd say you're ready for your birthday present." Kyuubi left the stage just as the whole club got dark.
Music began playing in the background.
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
(A single spotlight appeared in front of him. In it, the blonde boy that was causing Sasuke to suffer from testosteronitis. (A newly discovered disease that caused the masculine bodies in the room looking at the same thing to lose all the blood in their head either through their noses, or lose it to their cock. In Sasuke's case as he watched the cute little ass in front of him shake in time to the music, it was an unfair combination of the two.))
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la.
Oh baby baby
Have you seen Amy tonight?
Is she in the bathroom
Is she smokin' up outside
Oh (Executing a back bend into a slow hip roll that had Sasuke squeezing his butt cheeks together in order to NOT come right now.)
Oh baby baby
Does she take a piece of lime
For the drink that Imma buy her
Do you know just what she likes
Oh (Naruto wiggled his hips in time to the music stopping only to look though his own legs in the Downward Dog position.)
Naruto turned to face Sasuke and licked his lips. He walked over and placed his legs on either side of Sasuke's and using Sasuke's shoulders as leverage rose up and the mercilessly grinded down onto the hard object controlling Sasuke's brain at this point. Never slowing his pace Naruto continued singing.
Oh Oh
Tell me have you seen her
Because I'm so
Oh
I can't get her off of my brain
I just want to go to the party she gonna go
Can somebody take me home
Ha ha he ha ha ho
Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to if you seek Amy.
Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
Sasuke's brain went into hyperdrive. 'I have to get the fuck out of these, before I explode in my pants.'
Naruto leaned in and whispered in his ear,
"But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F-U-C-K ME."
'Well, shit.'
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