I loved that last chapter because of the Mary Poppins joke! This one will seem a bit better paced, I hope. NOW LETS GET TO IT! (Also "Confessional shift" means transitioning from 1 person to another while still in a confessional scene. And if it's like Ali/Mark or Ali/JJ/Mark it means it would shift from Ali to Mark to JJ at certain times!)

"Last time on Total Drama" Chris begins. "We witnessed Bella's charm go to work, capturing Connors heart, and his dignity!" Chris chuckled. "Connor, at Bella's request, sabotaged his own team, but was caught and exposed, by Mathew! Will the Monkeys ever win a challenge; will JJ and Ali hook up? Probably not to the first thing and most likely yes to the second! Find out right here, on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

Title sequence plays

Bella and Mark are at the dining room, chatting about their plans for the competition. "Thank god Connors gone, he was annoying as hell to talk to!" Bella says, relieved. "And I can also finally be your girlfriend openly!" Bella says flirtatiously before starting a make out session with Mark.

"First, get a room!" JJ says to Mark and Bella. "And second," JJ turns to Drew. "How did he already get another girlfriend?! That's like the 13th one in an entire year! And he has only one girlfriend at a time!" JJ complains.

"Meh, I really don't care about that stuff yet. Art, video games and school are where I worry!" Drew responds. "Also, shouldn't we be finding out a way to get rid of Monaco?" Drew asks a bit too loud.

Marks eyes widen.

Confessional (Mark/JJ)

Mark: "Crap. Crap. Crap. If Monaco goes, I can't have anyone to keep JJ and Ali apart! I can't do it, it would be too risky, and if JJ and Ali get together, it means automatic alliance! And that would just mean more work for me!

Confessional shift (Mark to JJ)

JJ: "I feel like Monaco isn't screwing with me and Ali just by coincidence, I think someone put her up to it, maybe using fried carrots or something as bait. Because me and Ali going out would equal an alliance…"

Confessional shift (JJ to Mark)

Mark: "And JJ already has too many allies!"

Confessional over (Mark/JJ)

Ali is speaking with Lauren, "Yeah, I've tried to skate before, my brother forced me too. I fell trying to go up a ramp, never tried it since!" Ali says.

"Well, I fell a lot trying to learn. I am actually really good now. Ironically, the same thing that happened to you happened to me, except I would be your brother in that situation and my brother would be you!" Lauren explains.

Ali chuckles and asks "Hey, do you play soccer Lauren?"

"I played when I was young, like most people, but I skate now!" Lauren answers.

"Okay, why don't I teach you some soccer skills and you teach me how to skate?" Ali asks.

"Sounds fun!" Lauren says eagerly. The two girls rush out of the spa hotel to the fields.

At the loser cabins…

Michael is spotting Mathew, who is attempting to bench press logs, at Michael's request. "Nice job Mathew! 10 reps are good for a first time!" Michael says with enthusiasm.

Mathew, on the other hand, looks practically dead. "Why are we doing this again?" Mathew asks, huffing and puffing.

"Because of the physical work, it makes you stronger, and because we spot each other, which means we have to look out for each other, our teamwork skills become stronger as well!" Michael answers.

"Ok, then, why isn't Monaco participating?" Mathew asks.

"Umm, dude, the girl is crazy, I don't think she is even really a team member the way she acts!" Michael says.

"Good point!" Mathew says. "Now, with all the losing we've been doing, I feel we need to step up our game and since Connors gone, that means there are no traitors in our midst!"

"Yep and there are only 3 of us left! If we lose, we'll be on the chopping block because there is no way only two people can beat 6!" Michael exclaims.

"Well, even with only two of us we can win, I mean we've been the strongest members on our team the entire season! The others were really just dead weight." Mathew argues. "I think Monaco may be another traitor, I mean, she spends so much time with the other team, like during the other challenge, she jumped on their boat!"

Confessional (Mathew/Michael)

Mathew: "I think Monaco isn't a traitor, just insane. But she does have some strong physical abilities that are a threat to my chances of winning…"

Confessional shift (Mathew to Michael)

Michael: "Mathew has a point, and Monaco is quite annoying as well as mysterious!"

Confessional over (Michael/Mathew)

"Alright campers, get your butts down here, its challenge time!" Chris booms through the loud speaker.

The campers get to the central campsite, where Chris is waiting with a jetpack.

"What's with the jetpack?" Drew asks politely.

"You'll understand in a minute after I explain the challenge." Chris answers. "Now, today will be the most grueling challenge yet! It is the extreme sports challenge!" Chris exclaims. Everyone looks around nervously, knowing this would most likely be the most dangerous challenge yet. "In this event, 3 campers will participate in 1 of the 3 extreme sports. First, we will have the skydiving challenge, where one camper will skydive from 20,000 feet down to a large red trampoline. If you reach the trampoline first, your team gets a point. Second challenge, one camper will have to climb up the cliff you dived off of in the first challenge, first one to scale the cliff, wins the challenge! And finally, the last challenge will be the skate-off! One team member will skate the half pipe, trying to earn as many points as possible, whoever has the most points at the end of their run, wins the point!" Chris explains.

Confessional (Lauren)

"Yes, I am the best skater here! Back at home I won the local skating competition 3 years straight, oh and counting!"

Confessional over (Lauren)

"Now, I will spin the wheel of misfortune to see who will skydive in the first challenge, unless somebody volunteers!" Chris says. Everyone is silent, in order so they don't… provoke Chris. "No one, ok then, wheel it is!"

Chris spins the wheel for the Bass, and it lands on Bella. "Ummmm, do I have to do this, because I think really fast winds could mess up my hair, like bad!" Bella complains.

"Oh suck it up and just do it Bella!" Lauren yells, obviously annoyed.

Confessional (Bella/Lauren)

Bella; "That girl, is going to go next! Because-

SHIFT

Lauren; "She is lazy, arrogant-"

SHIFT

Bella; "Pushy, and unpopular-

SHIFT (Both confessionals)

Bella and Lauren; "LITTLE BRAT!"

Confessional over (Bella/Lauren)

Chris spins the wheel again for the Monkeys, and it lands on Monaco. "OHHHH, YES! I'VE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE I WAS 0!" Monaco cheers before getting on the plane.

"Hey Mark" Bella says. "I need you to help me knock Lauren out, because she is completely ugly and annoying! She doesn't even wear make-up!" Bella demands.

"Sure, I'd actually enjoy that quite a bit if you ask me!" Mark answers. Bella smiles, obviously pleased. Bella boards the plane ready to skydive. The plane fly's up into the sky, to its drop location.

"Here goes nothing!" Bella says, jumping out of the plane headfirst.

"WEEEEEE!" Monaco yells jumping out of the plane.

Bella shoots downwards accelerating very quickly, and far ahead of Monaco, who is dancing in the air. Bella pulls her parachute and floats down to the trampoline, where she lands gracefully, whereas Monaco crashes into the ground but is completely unfazed, because she gets right back up not even aware of any pain.

Confessional (Bella)

Bella; "Does that girl even feel pain, IS SHE EVEN HUMAN?!"

Confessional over (Bella)

"For Bella's graceful performance, the Bass now have a point and are in the lead, as usual!" Chris says, mocking the other team.

Confessional (Mathew)

"We need a win bad! Even Chris is mocking us. If we lose, my vote is for Monaco, hands down, Michaels too!

Confessional over (Mathew)

"Our next challenge is the cliff climbing challenge, now I will pick two people to participate…" Chris does his thing and JJ is versing Mathew in the challenge.

Confessional (JJ/Mathew)

JJ; "Ummmm, I am going to die, I mean I have barley any upper body strength, and I have never climbed before either, crap, crap, crap!"

SHIFT

Mathew; "I got this in the bag; I've been climbing since I was 10 years old. He's going down!

Confessional over (Mathew/JJ)

"Oh yeah, I forgot to add, you don't get harnesses, so if you fall, ummmm, good luck!" Chris adds just as the two start to climb. Mathew starts climbing the cliff with ease, finding footholds like a mouse finds cheese, JJ on the other hand, struggles with every step.

"Umm, so this foot goes here, but then where do I put this foot!" JJ mumbles to himself.

"Ok, just like Dad taught me, find a step, and use it!" Mathew repeats as he rushes up the cliff. Mathew reaches the top within minutes, with JJ trailing behind.

"Oh yeah, I won! BOOM!" Mathew brags.

"Yeah Mathew!" Michael yells, happy they hadn't lost.

"I like fried carrots!" Monaco yells out randomly. "What?" Monaco asks when everyone turns their head towards her. "They taste great!"

"Ok… disregarding that comment, the results of the climbing challenge are clear, the Monkeys win! For once!" Chris says. "Now let's take a break before the next challenge.

Later…

Mark walks up to JJ, ready to manipulate his brother into his own pawn. "Hey bro, I need to talk to you" Mark starts.

"Ok, what about?" JJ asks.

"If we lose the challenge, you will most likely get the boot, unless someone else gets more votes." Mark starts. "So, my plan is that me, you, Bella, and someone else vote for Lauren, and you'll be safe!" Mark says. "You should convince Drew, because he's your friend. Are you in?" Mark asks.

"Sure, but why Lauren?" JJ asks.

"Would you rather it be Ali?" Mark threatened.

"Ok, Lauren it is!" JJ answers quickly.

Later, at the site of the final challenge…

"Ok, it's time to choose the contestants for the skating challenge!" Chris starts. "Any volunteers?"

"I volunteer, I volunteer as tribute!" Lauren yells, joking around. "I really am volunteering though!"

"Haha very funny" Bella comments. "Its soooo original" Bella finished sarcastically.

"Like you're funnier!" Lauren argues back. The two glare at eachother with hate and frustration.

"And for the Monkey's, I will spin" Chris says.

Before he can spin Michael stands up and says "I'll do it" and heads over to the half pipe.

"Ok, Lauren, you look like you have your board. Michael, you will be given a board as well, oh and no pads for either of you! It's good to have pain in this, it brings the ratings up!" Chris says.

Confessional (Lauren)

Lauren; "I'm starting to get the slightest feeling Chris isn't really concerned with our safety…"

Confessional over (Lauren)

Mark looked at Lauren, knowing she would lose. "Oh, Lauren, you don't know what's in store for you" Mark whispered.

Bella took off on the half pipe, but as she started up the ramp she fell off, slipping on some sort of grease. Michael just rolls up and down the pipe. "Well, considering Lauren has just sprained an ankle on her first run…" Chris starts. "The Monkey's win, for once!" Chris says, in disbelief. Mathew and Michael hive five each other, while Monaco jumps all around. "Bass, I'll be seeing you at the elimination ceremony!" The Bass sulk away, very shocked at the loss.

Confessional (Mark)

"Ahhh, it feels good to sabotage my team!"

Confessional over (Mark)

At the loser cabin…

Ali was quietly organizing her things and taking some alone time in the losers cabin, no longer shocked by the loss, but still upset about it. Suddenly she hears a voice.

"Ali, I need a favor." Mark says.

"What is it?" Ali asks.

"I need you to vote for JJ tonight!" Mark says with a smirk.

"What, Why?! Ali asks shocked.

"Because I want you to, and I have this" Mark says holding up Ali's diary.

"You, you monster! Don't even think about it!" Ali says, horrified.

"Oh, I will. Maybe I'll forget if you vote for JJ…" Mark says, strutting away.

Ali sighs "Sorry JJ" and sits down with a glum look on her face.

AT THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY…

"Well, today was interesting." Chris starts. "You guys actually lost for once, and for once, I have some real drama!" Chris says. "Tonight, I will be showing the votes!" Chris clicks a remote and a screen appears, playing the confessional cams during the vote.

The footage revealed Bella, JJ, Mark, and Drew voted for Lauren, and Lauren voted for JJ. But Ali's vote came up next…

"My vote is for… JJ" Ali says in the footage.

JJ's eyes widen in disbelief.

Confessional (JJ)

JJ is crying in the confessional. "How could she! I thought she actually liked me!"

Confessional over (JJ)

JJ stood up "Ali how could you…" JJ begins to cry as she runs off into the woods.

"JJ, wait!" Ali cries, wanting to explain.

"Well, besides from that drama right there, I think we all know who's going home! It's Lauren!" Chris says.

Lauren walks towards the dock of shame, and Bella is sarcastically waving good bye.

Confessional (Bella)

"Ahh, getting what you want feels good!" Bella says.

Confessional over (Bella)

"Well, that was a terrific episode!" Chris says into the camera. "Will JJ forgive Ali, and will Mark hold the grasp on the entire game? Find out all this and more, next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

Wow, that was a long and important chapter! I can't believe I'm already half way through the season! Well, See you later!