Kirei: Hey ya readers!
Kuro: Sorry for the late updates. Kirei's been busy.
Kirei: My bad, so let's start the show.
Kuro: Wait what about the disclaimer?
Kirei: Oh right! Disclaimer: Kuro and I do not own Kingdom Hearts nor any anime/game/movie references we are bound to use!
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It was nighttime and the guys had already left for the day. That left Aqua alone with the trio that the girl swore that they could pass for triplets. She had been nearly smothered by smoke, caught in a net, and insulted. She was not happy about the trio of perverts that were seeking the boys playing video games yet again.
Then a smile graced her face. An evil smile. Aqua decided she would have her revenge but first, she needed to do some research.
The blue-haired key blade master was on the couch watching TV when Sora, Roxas, and Ventus entered. They needed a break from their game of Super Smash Brothers and plopped on the couch with the girl. Ven questioned, "Uh Aqua, why are taking notes on Home Alone?"
"Oh no reason. No reason at all," she lied, "Um, Sora when does your stores close?"
Sora lazily glanced at the clock, "At 10, why?"
"Just curious." she smiled again.
"Aqua…" Ven scooted closer to his look alike, "you're starting to look scary…"
Oh, the blonde had no idea…no idea at all…
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The next day, Terra, Riku, and Axel arrived yet again to their hideout of a rock. They were reviewing their plan. They decided to just charge in and take what they wanted. Then Terra glanced at the house to notice the face of evil. The brunette paled before he asked, "Aqua, what have you done?"
"Me?" she gestured to herself innocently, "I did nothing but did a few…alterations to the house. You can come in."
Axel was prepared to run to the house. He could finally get his Roxas! That was when the key blade master's arm stopped him. Terra pointed out a bunch of leaves gathered on the ground, "She's trying to trick you."
He began walking around the cluster, "Nice try, Aquuuuuuuaaaaaaa!"
As soon as the brunette stepped in front of the clump of leaves, the ground broke from under him, and he landed in a pit. A growling was heard and Terra slowly turned his head to face a tiger. He screamed, "AQUAAAAA! A Burmese tiger trap doesn't actually have a tiger in it!"
"Oh really? My mistake," she said. From the pits you could hear the sounds of tiger's roar and screaming. Aqua returned to the house. Both Axel and Riku approached the pit and cringed at their friend was being attacked, "Ouch."
"Pull me out!"
"And risk falling in? No thanks," Riku said. Then Terra cried, "Aqua you-"
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Inside the house Aqua had all her charges besides her and she put her hands over their ears. Sora called, loudly, "Uh, Aqua, we can't hear."
"That's good Sora, very good." Very good indeed since Terra started cursing every word in every language.
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Meanwhile, Riku and Axel split up to find a way into the house. Riku went to the entrance to the basement while Axel decided to take the direct approach and go through the front door. The red-haired nobody started to the stairs when he noticed a bed of nails right in front of them. Cautiously, he stepped around it and ascended the stairs.
Suddenly, he lost his footing and fell on his back. Right onto the bed of nails. Green eyes reexamined the stairs to see a thin layer of ice on the steps. His mouth hung open before a scream matching the pitch of a girl rang.
Riku flinched at the sound, "Whoa…that sounds like that hurt."
He reached the back door to the basement and began to climb down the stairs…3...2...1... "Holy sh*t!"
Unfortunately like Axel, Riku fell onto his back against the stairs and slid down the stairs. He lie on the gap between the stairs and the door as he eyes noticed what was on the stairs, "Ice."
He brushed himself off and walked into the door. The basement, like most, were dark and stony. Riku walked along until he got to the stairs that led to the first floor of Sora's home. The guy began to climb the stairs when he felt his tennis shoes stuck. He looked down to notice the tar on the steps. "Nice try Aqua but me and Sora watch Home Alone every year."
Riku stood onto top of his shoes and jumped to the top of the stairs. He opened the door…only to be bombarded with a bunch of key blades on his head. Dazed from the hits the key blade wielder fell back down the stairs. Tar got all onto his hair and clothes and he met an ungraceful end at the bottom the stairs when the key blades fell down the stairs. And onto him, "Oh god no!"
It was apparent from their first few minutes of assault, that getting into the house would not be easy…
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Kirei: Well that ends Part 1 of Aqua's Revenge!
Kuro: That has gotta hurt for all of the them…
Kirei: Well who cares? Onto the reviews!
Reviewers Response:
Mimi Chase:
Kirei: That is true…
Kuro: And to think that Kirei thought of that herself. Didn't know you had it in you to be random.
Kirei: What's that supposed to mean?
Oak-chan:
Kuro: She is someone to be feared…and admired…
Kirei: Well OF course I'm into Kingdom Hearts! What kind of gamer doesn't?
Maria Starlight:
Kirei: Yeah, well the game are awesome. But don't feel bad, Kuro's never read a fanfic before we wrote this together.
Kuro: And I still can't write by myself since I don't have internet at home…
Kirei: It'll be yours one day Kuro…one day…
