Songs used in this:

Gangnam Style- Psy

Poker Face- Lady Gaga

Sufin USA- Beach Boys

Ben 10 Theme Song

Welcome To The Jungle- Guns n Roses

Shut Up- Black Eyed Peas

Hangover- Taio Cruz

Dancing Queen- Abba

So Long, Farewell- Sound of music

Feel Like A Woman- Shania Twain

What's My Name- Rhianna

Trouble Maker- Olly Murs

Lonely- Akon

Whatcha Say- Jason Derulo

In My Head- Jason Derulo


'But I just got here!' Smokescreen shrugs.

'Remember oil baths? First thing I'm gonna do planet side is soak for an entire solar cycle' Arcee chuckles as she raises her arms above her head and pulls a pose.

'Heeeeeey sexy laaaadaayy' everyone turns and goes silent as they spot Soundwave.

'How did you get in here?' Bulkhead asks.

'What?... The fans... do find... her... sexy... don't they?'

'CUT!'

*THANKS FOR THE IDEA AWESOMO3000*


Arcee climbs onto the structure and looks over at the many Decepticon drones.

'Whoo nice aft there 'Cee' Cliffjumper comments.

Arcee covers her rear with her servos with embarrassment.

'CUT! Cliffjumper! That's the fifth take!' the director shouts.

'I can't help it! She has a nice aft' Cliffjumper argues.

Arcee slaps him on the shoulder and stomps offstage.

*ANOTHER GOOD ONE FROM AWESOMO3000*


Cliffjumper looks at the two Vehicons who glance at each other.

'There's... Someone behind me, isn't there?' He turns around to see... No one.

'Wait, where's Shockwave?' the director asks. Everyone looks to Starscream who is now entering.

'He found out he's going to get blown up in the space bridge' the seeker admits.

'He comes back in season 3 though?' the director replies.

'Yes... But he doesn't know that! Personally... I think we should let him go...' Starscream suggests.

'We can't let him go Starscream! He basically starts off season 3' the director growls.

Elsewhere... Shockwave is cowered in his trailer hugging his pillow.

*LOVE THIS ONE PRODIGAL THE SON, THANKS*


Bee and Arcee look round a corner to see the door open. Knockout strolls out and they hide.

'Hahahahahahahaha' Knockout suddenly bursts out laughing.

'Knockout! What's so funny?' the director asked.

'Starscream just sent me a picture... hahahhahaha' Knockout gasped for air.

'Of what?' the director questioned.

Knockout suddenly goes quiet and smirks, 'Ohhh, you don't wanna know'.


'Time to finish this once and for all!' Arcee lifts her gun and gets ready to fire.

Megatron sits up and screams 'don't shoot! Don't shoot!' before to the corner.

'Megatron... She's not actually going to kill you...' the director smirks.

Megatron chuckles awkwardly, 'She isn't? Ha, I knew that'.


'But his mind is still percolating' Knockout taps his helm for emphasis.

'Keep that to yourself! That blasted Soundwave sees and hears everything' Starscream growls.

'Mmmmm whatcha saaaay, mmm that you only meant well, well of course you did, mmm whatcha saaaay-'

The director shouts, 'Soundwave!'


Megaton paces around Bumblebee, 'And I do not believe in spirits...'

'Whhooooooo'

The director looks of to Starscream who is talking into a microphone, 'Starscream! Stop it!'


'Megatron!' came Optimus' voice from behind Megatron and Bumblebee.

They turn to see imaginary forms of Optimus, Bee and Bulkhead.

Bumblebee walks over to himself and looks at the figure.

'Maaaaan, is that really what I look like in the back? I should get some work done' he beeped.

'Bumblebee! That's not your line!' the director shouts.

Bee jumps round awkwardly, 'Oops, sorry'


'What in-' Starscream gasps as he kneels down to see Bee and Arcee.

'Hey! Can't we have a little privacy?' Arcee growls.

Starscream sits up and sighs, 'sorrryyy...'


'I'm out, or should I say in!' Megatron smirks inside Bumblebee's head when Soundwave appears.

'In my head, I see you all over me, in my head, you fulfil my fantasy-'

The director sighs, 'Soundwave...'

*THE LAST FEW WERE FROM SICK MIND, AS REQUESTED FROM OPTIMUS' GIRL*


'Take fifty... Aaaaaaaand-' the director was interrupted by a strange noise.

'Ouch! Ouch! HELP!' two voices shouted.

Arcee and Bulkhead began to laugh when they saw Smokescreen and Jack being chased by an elderly woman with an umbrella.

'Get back here!' she shouted.

'Jack, Run!' Smokescreen laughed. They ran towards Arcee and hid behind her.

'What's going on?' Arcee asked.

'We were meant to prank Vince and ruin his car but we got the wrong one...' Jack explained.

The director made his way over and looked the elderly woman in the eye.

'Madam, we are trying to film so if you could please go back to the extras...' he urged.

The woman shouted something and hit the director in the head with the umbrella before stomping offstage.

Jack fell on the floor laughing, 'Maaaaan! What a nutjob!'

*THIS IS THE BEST I COULD COME UP WITH SKELLINGTON GIRL, with a bit of help from Kisa Darkhorse : )*


'I've done plenty of body work Starscream but I'm better at breaking em then fixing em' Knockout takes out his drill before changing it back to his servo. 'Hhhh, would help if I had assistant...' Knockout sighs.

'I summonded both of you... Where is he?' Starscream asks.

'I'm here!' Breakdown shouts as he skips through the door.

'Breakdown! You're not meant to be on!' the director shouts.

Breakdown sighs before leaving in a huff, 'Awh...'


Optimus looks through his side mirror to see Knockout approaching. The red car drives past slowly and straight past Prime.

'Knockout! You were supposed to stop!' the director shouts.

'I can't! My brakes are jammed!' Knockout screamed as he approached the wall of the museum. He crashed and transforms. 'MY PAINTJOB!' the mech screeches.

'Haha!' Starscream chuckles.

'Starscreaaaaaaaam...' the director growls.

'What? I didn't do it!' Starscream pulls a guilty face.

'M-M-Ma Poker Face Ma P-Poker Face' Soundwave played.

The director rolls his eyes, 'Soundwave! You're not helping!'


Bumblebee steps back from the Vehicon and hears a crunching sound. He moves his foot and looks down to see Raf's car squished under his pede. 'AHH NO! I STOOD IN SOME GUM!'


'Quite a stockpile... You there! Fetch me a sample' Starscream points to a drone. Suddenly, an energon crystal hits the seeker in the face.

'Who did that?' Megatron asks.

Knockout runs out of the room laughing. 'Hahaha'.


Ratchet gasps as the dark energon infected metal creature runs towards him. 'By the Allspark!'

'Good afternoon doctor, I was wondering if you could file my claw...' the thing spoke.

'What the- Is that suppose to happen?' Ratchet cocks his helm.

'Starscream! What did I tell you about tampering with our equipment' the director shouts.

Starscream lowers his head and grumbles childishly, 'not to do it'.


'Apparently no one has told you I have no appreciation for human humour' Starscream scowls down at Fowler.

'You laughed at my joke!' Miko shouts.

The director rolls his eyes, 'Miko!'


'Wake up you pathetic lump of flesh' Starscream snarls.

Fowler's eyes open and he kicks the seeker in the jaw. 'Hahaha! I'm awake'.


'How do you know that isn't just a recipe for space nachos?' Miko questions.

'Cuz I knoooow my nachos' Raf smirks.

'Raf! That's not your line...' the director states.

'Bumblebee told me to say it'.


Bumblebee chases Knockout attempting to retrieve the relic. He looks to his right to see a car and grabs it. The car's wheels screech against the road as Bumblebee sits on top. He stands up and begins to move as if he's surfing. 'Check this out' he beeps.

'All over Manhattan and down doheny waaaay, Everybody's gone surfin, surfin USA'

The director sighs, 'Soundwave! Stop encouraging him'.

*THANKS NINJABOT01*


Knockout throws Bumblebee to the ground and the phase shifter activates. It floats up and then lands on Bee's arm.

'It started when an alien device did what it did, it stuck itself upon his wrist with secrets that it hid, now he's got superpowers he's no ordinary kid, he's Ben 10'

The director shrugs, 'Soundwave! Stop messing around!'


Megatron transforms and lands in front of Starscream.

'Lord... Megatron! Hehmm... You- are- you're healed! Praise the all spark! It is a miracle!' Starscream cycled deeply for air.

'Oh don't try that stuff with me! I-I know who you are! You're- that thing I found on the floor- no wait! I remember when we bought Knockout from the flower shop!' Megatron rambled on as he wobbled around.

'Megatron! Stop messing around' the director shouts.

'Hm? Who said that! Unicorn! Is that you? Wait, I thought your name was Unicron! I knew Prime lied but why did he say that...' Megatron blabbed on.

'Umm... I think he's serious' Breakdown murmured.

'Or drunk' Knockout stated.

'Hey Starscream, I loveee you, like this much! I-I wanna cuddle you and kiss you and-'

'Oooookaaaay I think that's enough Megatron' Starscream chuckled awkwardly as he got up and put a servo over the larger mech's mouth.

Megatron gasped. 'What! B-But I need to tell you a secret!'

'What is it?' Starscream asked.

Megatron moved towards Starscream's audios. 'I-I sold your berth to a bear! I hope your ok with that! Cuz this bear was all like, jdnfkanjdjk and- and then I was all like- Hahahaa' Megatron laughed while he waved his hands around.

'That's very nice Megatron... How about you get some sleep and we'll talk in the morning' Starscream suggested.

'NO! I don't wanna go to sleep! I wanna- I-I wanna see Optimus! He must know about the fish I put in his room!' Megatron shouted. 'I'll never let go Scream! I'll never let go!'

'Umm... How about we take a break?' Knockout suggested.

'Haha! Break off some bread and I'll eat it at home! WAIT! I lost my appetite' Megatron shouted and sung from offstage.

The director's mouth was agape in awe and disbelief. 'Y-Yes, why don't we take a break!'


'Esteemed members of my Armada-'

'ACHOOO!'

Starscream was interrupted when a strange noise came from one of the clones he'd created.

'What was that?' he asked looking around.

'I believe it's called a sneeze' Knockout stated offstage.

'But how? He doesn't have a nose!' the director cocked his head.

'I-I don't know' the clone stuttered.

Starscream fired a rocket at the clone and the clone blew up.

'Starscream! Why did you do that?' the director shouted.

Starscream crossed his arms and looked to the director who had his hands on his head. 'I have my reasons! Don't be so nosey'

Knockout couldn't help but snicker.


'I couldn't save him! I couldn't save my partner!' Arcee cries as Bee and Cliff carry her along.

Suddenly, Cliff drops Arcee and she clatters to the floor.

'Oh scrap! Sorry Cee, haha' Cliff chuckles.

Arcee stands up and hits his shoulder playfully.

'Take fifty!' the director sighs frustratedly.

*THANKS FOR THE IDEA SOUNDDRIVE*


'Back for seconds?' Breakdown teases as he and Knockout run towards Bulkhead.

Knockout takes out his prod and begins to spin it in circles when suddenly he misses a turn and it touches his servo.

'AHHHHHHH!' the red mech screams as the prod shocks him.

Breakdown and Bulkhead laugh hysterically while Starscream makes his way over.

'Not so sly now are we?' Starscream smirks.

'Sh-Sh-Shut U-U-Up-p' Knockout stutters as volts go through him.

*THIS IS THE BEST I COULD COME UP WITH OPTIMUS PRIME FANGIRL*


'Whatever you say... Sunshine' Wheeljack smirks.

'Hahahahhahahahahahahahaha!' Ratchet begins to laugh his helm off.

'Ratchet! What is so funny?' the director asks.

Ratchet gasps for air in between laughs, 'I-I'm sorry-Hahahaha- Optimus is-hahahahhaa-making faces-hahahahahaha'.

*THANKS AGAIN KISA DARKHORSE*


Zombie Cliff jumps up and attacks a nearby Vehicon.

'That's your plan Master? To bring Autobots back from the dead to attack us?' Starscream cried.

Cliff turned and ran towards Megatron. 'I'm gonna get ya'

'Cliff! You don't speak... You just growl...' the director corrected.

Zombie Cliff crosses his arms and stops over to Arcee. 'I'm not being paid enough!'

*THANKS FOR THE IDEA SOUNDDRIVE*


'Arcee... Allow me to welcome her aboard!' Arachnid smirks.

'In the jungle, welcome to the jungle! Watch it bring you to your, shun na, na, na, na, na, na, na, knees, knees'

'Soundwave! Stop!' the director growls.

'Shut up, just shut up, shut up, shut up, just shut up, shut up, shut up, just shut up-'

'SOUNDWAVE!'


'Aaaaand-' the director was interrupted by someone shouting.

'My appetite is baaaack! Woopeee, woohooo!' Megatron danced.

'Not again' Starscream put his servo against his helm.

'Doo dee daaah, doo dee doo... PRIME! There you are!' Megatron shouted as he ran over to the wall.

'I've been looking for you!' Megatron stated.

'Megatron! That's the wall! Not Optimus!' the director corrected.

'Hmm? It is? Well what a coincidence... I was thinking of visiting him today' Megatron chuckled.

'Megatron! Go back to berth' Starscream demanded.

'No! Soundwave, bring me a cup of energon! High grade if you please...' Megatron requested.

'No! Don't Soundwave! He's had enough as it is' Knockout stated.

'Don't you ever talk about her like that!' Megatron snaps.

'Who?' the director cocks his head.

'M-Ma main man!' Megatron hiccups.

'But you said her?' the director raises a brow; everyone is now confused.

'Whatever! I'm going to go see my best friend' Megatron waves.

'B-But I'm your best friend?' Starscream frowns.

'Yeah! We'll he- he's betterer than you!' Megatron stumbles.

Starscream rolled his optics. 'There is no such word as betterer Megatron!'

'How do-do you know? There could be some- some place where is exists...' Megatron snaps.

'Sure... Whatever you say' Starscream shrugged.

'My optics are puzzle pieces... Who knew I could be such a maze...' Megatron muttered.

'Yes... Who knew...' Starscream raised an optic brow.

'Waaaaaah!' Megatron wails.

'What is it?' Starscream looks up.

'You stood on my pede' Megatron declares.

'No I didn't' Starscream denies.

'Yes you did!' Megatron scowls.

'Whatever!' Starscream growls.

'Guess what!' Megatron smirks.

'What?' Starscream looked up again.

'I- I found a squirrel in my pede once... It was just sat there... Then it ran away'

'That's very nice Megatron'

'Starscream! Lock Megatron in his room so we can resume' the director interrupted.

Starscream dragged Megatron to his room and layed him on the berth. 'There! Now stay!'

'Blah blah blah! Don't use that tone with me! Oooo a blanke-zzzz' Megatron was out like a light.

'Oh thank Primus!' Starscream looked to the sky.

'I got a hang over... Woaaaaaah, I've been drinking too much for suurrreeee'

Starscream turned to see Soundwave. The seeker nodded, 'indeed'.


'I don't want to play this game anymore! Take the keys... We'll pretend I was never- I was never- I'm sorry! I can't do this' Starscream stuttered.

'Why not?' the director shouted.

Starscream pointed offstage at Soundwave who was dancing with Knockout.

'What are you doing?' the director growled.

'You are the dancing queeeeeeen, young and sweet only seventeeeeeeen, dancing queeeeen, feel the beat from the tambourine oh yeeeaaah!'

'Soundwave! Stop distracting Starscream' the director ordered.

Soundwave stopped dancing and stood still. Knockout stopped and looked around awkwardly.

'So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good-'

'Soundwave!'


'Ahh Soundwave... You know you give everyone a song?' Starscream asked.

Soundwave gave a nod of his helm and looked at the seeker.

'Do you have one for me?' Starscream smiled nervously.

'Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, feel the way I feeeeeel, Man, I feel like a woman'

Starscream let out a growl, 'Grrr oh shut up!'


'You shall bow to my command' Starscream breaks the dark energon in half. He throws one half of the shard at Skyquake's tomb and the shard hits it then bounces to the floor; a miss.

'Oh come on! That was so close, so close! How did I miss?' Starscream snarled.

The director sighed, 'yes, how did you miss?'


Optimus paced back and forth. It was his break and he was bored out of his processor. He looked over to Megatron who was sat at the computer. 'Whatcha doin Megatron?' he asked.

'Just checking my email... Primus!' Megatron gasped.

'What is it?' Optimus moved to the warlord's side.

'Oh just the usual... 1096 emails' Megatron states.

'From who?' Optimus squints.

Megatron sighs as he begins to scroll down. 'Fangirls... fangirls... fangirls... Starscream... fangirls...'

'I see... What's that one?' Optimus points at an email with a link.

Megatron clicks on the link and it opens. 'Deviantart...' Megatron raised an optic brow.

The website shows loads of pictures of Megatron and Optimus, Knockout and Starscream etc...

'Wha-What in the Allspark?' Optimus' optics were now wide open.

'The humans seem to think we have some sort of... thing for each other' Megatron's mouth was agape.

Starscream strolled by and noticed the two at the computer. 'What are you doing?' he inquired walking over. The seeker looked at the screen to see a picture of himself sat in Megatron's lap.

'Starscream! Do you know the meaning of this?' Megatron asked.

'That is what the fangirls call yaio/slash' Starscream states.

Megatron and Optimus look at each other then back to the seeker.

'And how would you know that?' Megatron scowls.

'I-N-No reason... I just- ahhhh!' Starscream screams as he runs off.

Megatron looks back to Optimus and shudders. 'This has officially ruined my day...'

*HOPE THIS IS OK TRANSFORMERSFANGIRL, THANKS FOR THE IDEA*


Starscream has his back to Soundwave as he rants on about his life, 'I have gained a clear understanding of my place in this universe, of who I am, of who I was always meant to be-'

'Oh na, na, what's my name, oh na, na, what's my name-'

The director sighs, 'Soundwave!'

'Trouble trouble maker yeah that's your middle name, ohhh, I know you're no good but you're stuck in my brain-'

'Get out!' the director orders.

Soundwave goes silent and realises the man is serious.

'Leave! I can't have you fragging around anymore!' the director states as he points to the door.

Everyone stares in disbelief as Soundwave walks out.

'Lonely, I'm so lonely, I have nobody, for my ownnnnnnnnnnnnnn' Soundwave played as he walked out.

'Wha- surely you're just joking!' Megatron's posture was more than tense.

'Nope... He's gone! Someone find a replacement' the director ordered.

'B-But Soundwave's the best we have! No one is better!' Starscream cried.

The director paused suddenly and thought about it. 'You're right... There's no one else better than him! Oh Primus! What have I done!' he ranted. 'FIND HIM!' he demanded.

Starscream and Knockout ran out the door to search for Soundwave.

Megatron sighs as he rubs his helm, 'should we take a break?'


o.O cliff hanger XD I am planning on doing another chapter don't you worry, except it will be like a story but with funny things in- about Soundwave! Please review to let me know what you think and what I can improve on! Thanks for all the support aswell! You've all been so helpful!