High School Never Ends

Demyx grabs up a guitar that he stole from Axel's room. Xigbar grins as he sits behind some drums, drumsticks held in the air, waiting for the signal. Xaldin is unwillingly holding a base guitar, obviously dragged into this by Xigbar. Demyx looks back at Xigbar and nods his head.

Xigbar claps his drumsticks together, "A 1 2 3, hit it!"

They start up the music, playing along to 'High School Never Ends by Bowling For Soup'

Demyx leans into the microphone in front of him and starts to sing.

"HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!"

"4 Years you think for sure...That's all you've got to endure....All the total dicks." Demyx points to Marluxia in the audience, Marluxia looks furious.

"All the Stuck-up Chicks...So superficial, so immature" Demyx motions towards Larxene who actuall looks proud, despeit being called immature.

"Then When you graduate,...Ya take a look around and you say "Hey Wait!"...This is the same as where I just came from,...I thought it was over,...Aw that's just great." Demyx rocks out.

"The Whole Damn World is just as obsessed...With who's the best dressed and who's having sex." Points to Saix and Xemnas who turn red and quickly cover their heads with their hoods.

"Who's got the munny. Who gets the honeys" He points Luxord who grins evilly. Axel glares at him, his pockets empty of munny

"Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess." He points to Zexion and then Xaldin. Xaldin looks like he's about to wack Demyx upside the head with the base guitar.

"And you still don't have the right look...And you don't have the right friends...Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends." Demyx pauses and goes back to playing.

"High School Never Ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!"

"Check out the popular kids." He points towards Sora and them.

"You'll never guess what Kiari did!" Sora looks at Kiari, a confused look on his face. Kiari chuckles nerviously.

"And how did Selphie lose all that weight?" Selphie looks proud.

"And Naminie had a baby so I guess Roxas is straight!" Roxas looks in surprise at Namine, who blushes shyily, nodding. Roxas falls out of his chair, passed out.

"And the only thing that matters,...Is climbing up that social ladder...Still care about your hair and the car you drive...Doesn't matter if you're 16 or 35."

"Larxene, she's the Prom Queen...Luxord, Captain of the chess team." Luxord looks up in surprise as Axel laughs his head off, not caring about his missing munny anymore.

"Axel, the clown." Axel stops laughing as Luxord starts laughing hysterically.

"Lexaues, the quarterback...I've seen it all before...I want my munny back!"

"The Whole damn World is just as obsessed...With who's the best dressed and who's having sex." He points once agin to Saix and Xemnas, who have gone to the back of the room, trying to not be noticed

"Who's in the club and who's on the drugs." He motions towards Vexen who looks quite annoyed with the Nocturne for mentioning his addiction to Paopu Pills.

"And who's throwin up before they digest." He refers to Selphie who stops looking proud and actually breaks down and crys. Demyx looks worried but keeps singing.

"And you still don't have the right look...And you don't have the right friends...And you still listen to the same shit you did back then."

"High School Never Ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
High School Never Ends."

"The Whole Damn World is just as obsessed...With who's the best dressed and who's having sex." Xemnas is giving Demyx a look that says, I WILL KILL YOU FOR THIS. Demyx ignores him and keeps singing.

"Who's got the money. Who gets the honeys." He points to Axel, who has beaten up Luxord and claimed back his munny.

"Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess." Zexion gives him and death glare, that makes Demyx pause for a second.

"And I still don't have the right look." He points to his mullet.

"And I still have the same 4 friends." Points to Axel, Xigbar, Zexion, and Roxas.

"And I'm pretty much - the same as - I was back th...en......"

"High School Never Ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
High School Never Ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
High School Never Ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Here We Go Again
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh."

Demyx smiles and sets down the guitar, "What did you all think? Was it good?"

Larxene smiles, "I liked it, describes all of us perfectly."

Marluxia, "Are you kiding Larxene? I'm not a dick! I never act like that!"

Xemnas comes to the front, his hands glowing in blue light, about to try and kill Demyx. He's too angry to speak as is Saix.

Xaldin grabs Demyx by the front of his coat, bringing him towards his face, "I'm not a mess! I acutally work to get this look!"

Zexion, "Did you call me cute?! I'm not cute! You take that back or else you'll meet The Pet Cemetery!"

Sora looks at Kiari, "What did Demyx mean by that Kiari? What did you do..." He looks at her worriedly.

"Nothing, I swear." She blurts out.

Riku is slowly scooting away from the table. Sora spots him and takes out his Keyblade.

"RIKU! You did RIKU?!" He dashes after Riku who is running for his life, "Die!!!"

Selphie is sobbing, her head on the table with Tidus and Wakka trying to comfort her.

Roxas is starting to wake up, looking at Naminie in disbelief, "You...'re P-PREG-NANT?!!"

She nods, blushing hard. He falls out again, much to Naminie's dismay.

Luxord stumbles up, his nose bloody. "Are you Barmy?! I'm not captain of the Chess Team! And Axel! Give me back my hard earned munny!"

Axel shakes his head, "Fiddle sticks, you stole this munny from me! And you did a half arse attempt at diddleing me, yet again. I'm just returning the favor, chap!"

"DON'T MOCK MY ACCENT YOU DAFT!!" Luxord leaps upon Axel, punching him repeatedly in the nose.

Axel returns the favor and they start fighting each other with their weapons.

Xigbar hops from behind the drums as Xaldin prepares to punch Demyx in the face for calling him a mess. He kicks Xaldin in the face, knocking him off the stage.

"Leave Demyx alone, it was just for fun, dude!" He yells at Xaldin.

"Let me at him, Xigbar. I swear if you don't..." His spears appear floating around him, the wind picking up.

Xigbar smirks and summons his guns, disappearing. He reappears on the ceiling, "Bring it SIDEBURNS!"

Xaldin growls, "Oh, no you just didn't go there!"

"Uh, yea I did!" He starts shooting at Xaldin who is hurling spears at him, trying to hit the teleporting man.

Demyx looks worriedly around at all the fighting and chaos."Stop...please...calm down.." He says. But no one can hear him and are too busy fighting to pay him any attention. Vexen and Zexion are starting to fight, something about Zexion making fun of his addiction. Larxene and Marluxia are fighting also, one claiming to hate the song while the other loved it (Bet you can guess who) Sora is beating the crap out of his ex-best friend Riku, while Kiari trys to drag him off of the older teen. Demyx trys once more to calm them down, "Please stop....I want you to calm down." They ignore him.

He summons his Sitar, "I SAID CALM DOWN!!" He strums on his Sitar and a huge ammount of water knocks everbody down to the ground.

Everybody looks in shock and looks up to the Demyx. He gulps, "It was just for fun...I didn't know that stuff was true. It was just something me and Xiggy came up with."

Everybody glares at Xigbar, "You....SPIED ON US!" Everybody yells.

He chuckles, "Maybe....."

***

"HELP!!!!!!!" Xigbar yells as everone except Demyx is chasing down the Freeshooter, their weapons drawn and ready to kill him.

Just something I put together during a boring day. Its just a random thing, nothing that is at all connected to the story. I just have to get the writers block out of me so I wrote this. Hopefully now I can get back to writing my stories again. Please review, Reviews make my day and I would love your input on my chapters. I would really apprecate it. Don't worry, Naminie is NOT pregnant. Xigbar desn't die. Kiari didn't cheat on Sora.....or did she...hehehehehe. Marluxia is not a dick, he is cool...I just couldn't think of who would be one that I didn't already have in the song. And Xaldin is a mess, him and Lexaeus, they are butt ugly. Now, Saix and Xemnas might have a little thing going on but they don't show it. Axel is the clown and he believes that too, its just he was took off gaurd by that. Zexion is still cute in my opinion.

Zexion: WHAT YOU CALL ME??!!!

Keiko: Uh-oh....RUN AWAY!!

Zexion: (Weilding Xemnas's Lightsabers) DIE CAT!!!

Keiko: OH MY G!! WHO GAVE HIM THOSE?!!

Mixalis sits at a table laughing at the spectacle.

Mixalis: It warms my heart to see this....wait...I don't have one. HA!

Later....

Keiko limps back to her seat and sits down, her arms and legs bandaged up. She looks over at Mixalis who is grinning evilly.

Keiko: You...are...an...ASS.

Mixalis: Touche.