I Saw Sasuke Kissing Santa Claus
Naruto woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one hot box that looked like a Kyuubi.
Then Naruto noticed that Sasuke was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Naruto thought that he would surprise Sasuke. Maybe even sneak up behind him and fuck him on his wet mouth. That always made Sasuke steamy.
Naruto crept roughly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its seductive lights, and the presents, heaped up quietly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Sasuke. Kissing someone.
Naruto was so angry, he picked up a kunai from a table and threw it quickly in the ass.
They both looked around.
"Sasuke, you foxy fox!" Naruto yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Naruto looked and then rubbed his penis and looked again. It was Kakashi dressed as Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Sasuke said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"I'm a Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a rough kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Naruto said sexily. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa Kakashi said again. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be sexy."
That seemed reasonable. Naruto went over under the mistletoe and kissed the Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a hungry beast. He made Naruto's ass feel all painful.
"You see?" Sasuke said seductively and Naruto saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
