CHAPTER 7 - who wants to even be a sidekick? someone wants the glory baby!

i was being a villain and feeling really great about it because haha i already had this glorious selection of knives and also like frying pans! cast iron is great for bashing in skulls of bank tellers when you go to rob them right? i mean we werent always kiilling people because we werent really that bad but we were pretty darn bad and correct me if im wrong but we looked pretty damn fine in our matching maximumm evil jackets. the jackets sometimes got kind of hot because it was summer in hollywood but it was okay because we washed them every day also we didnt really have other clothes to wear except pnatts. oh gosh! i wanted to be the star of our duo so i wanted to try to punch doctor horrible in the nose to establish my superiority. so i did! it was crazy! he bled a little and then he bowed at my feet and also kissed my feet and muahah! then we were the maximum evil duo starring alton brown and doctor horrible in that order and not the other order! i was going to do great things with my newfound power! i was going to go... to MARS! to do EVIL

end chapter SEVEN