Author's Notes: I have permanently changed the host & papayas are awesome!

Chpt. Donkey Kong

"Welcome back to the show! Sorry I was in the hospital but that evil, horrible harpy lady Samus knocked me out with her stringy thunder!" NessLucas5727 shouted.

"She is not an evil, horrible harpy lady!" called out an audience member.

"Well anyways that means Louie's in 1st with 31,000 dollars, 2nd is Pokey with 26,000 dollars, 3rd is Resetti with 18,000 dollars, & the loser that's sucking right now is Bowser Jr. with 10,000 dollars, well now since we're through with your leas favorite part, here's Donkey Kong!" The crowd went wild as the heavyweight smasher came out. "Welcome Donkey, how are you & please don't say ook-ook eek-eek ook!"

"Ook-ook eek-eek ook!"

"Yeah I knew you would say something like that so I installed a subtitle thingy so nobody would think you are retarted,"NessLucas5727 said as he pointed at a T.V. that was turned on & was on channel 139278 & the current program that was on was Wanna Bet? Super Smash Bros. Version. What Donkey Kong said was 'my banana army is gonna rule the world, Mwa ha ha ha!'

"Man you are creepy! So anyways, get out a piece of paper from this box so we can all see you suffer," NessLucas5727 said as Donkey Kong attempted to withdraw a paper from the box, but he couldn't because his hand was too big so he got out a banana & opened the box with the banana the same way people open up those big crates & took a paper.

"'Give up your most prized possession(s) to the host, audience, enemies, ect.' What!? I'm not giving away my broccoli! It's too valuable!" Donkey Kong said as a tear ran down the primate's face.

"Gosh! How stupid do you think we are! Everybody knows that you love Super Happy Fun Time bananas; look, Mario even sent a picture of you sleeping while cuddling next to a Super Happy Fun Time banana! So either lose the fruit or be a zoo animal!" NessLucas5727 said.

10 minutes later, Donkey Kong got his stash of bananas & gave at least one banana to each audience member, the host, his enemies, to the celebrities.

"Yuck, I hate bananas!" Bowser Jr. said as he threw his yellow fruit on the ground & stepped on it. As the creamy pus came out of the banana, Donkey Kong looked like he was going to cry.

Finally, NessLucas5727 unpeeled his banana & ate it dramatically; making Donkey Kong feel the pain. This made Donkey Kong feel really irritated so he knocked out the host & took his banana so he could eat the rest. Soon the guy who owns the show came out on the stage & looked at his new host lying on the ground unconscious.

"What are you serious!? This is the second time this has happened! I all ready gave him a raise in his salary, but giving him 2 raises in one week!? I'm gonna sue!" said the owner of the show who got out a bucket of cold water to pour over NessLucas5727's face. When NessLucas5727 woke up, he said he was going to sue the guy who owned the show, but the guy said that he was going to get a raise for getting knocked out. So after everything got settled, NessLucas5727 announced that tacos taste good & that Donkey Kong failed his challenge so in conclusion, Louie & Pokey lost 6,000 dollars, while Resetti gained 4,000 dollars, & Bowser Jr. gained 10,000 dollars. The results were that Louie was still in 1st place with 25,000 dollars, 2nd was Resetti with 22,000 dollars, & tied for 3rd was Pokey & Bowser Jr. with 20,000 dollars. Now it's time for more commercials.

Next Chapter: Fox

Then: Peach

After That: Luigi

Special Thanks: Julianmon

Author's Notes: Today I had 2 ideas for Donkey Kong, but I picked this one because I thought this one would really make the chapter funny but, I'll use the other idea for Diddy Kong to make it fair.