-1Even More Hammered than the Principal…?
Our adventures at Seikou continue after about a month of the author slacking off, but only a day after they're back. Currently… we're observing the nature of the species we refer to as humans. In all, it's really just Laura, Kelsey, and Kathy sitting around on the weekend. One's doing homework, one is plotting, and one is just being lazy, respectively. But this was all going to change because of Kelsey's plotting. Without a word, she pulled one of the bottles of sake she had acquired out from under her bed.
"What is that?" Kathy said in a sour tone, finally waking up enough to see the bottle. One thing you must know about miss Musouka is that she has never been one for alcohol. Ever. Yes, she claims to be a pirate… but you'd find not a drop of rum on her ship.
"What does it look like, doofus?" Kelsey said, getting ready to open the bottle. Something else you must note is that Kelsey is the ringleader of the group, but also a bit of a badass.
"Kelsey… you shouldn't have that!"
"So you don't want any?"
After a moment of silence, Laura let out a frustrated sigh. "I hate Gai's class. I guess I'll have SOME."
"See, Laura has a spine!" Kelsey laughed, handing the open bottle to her,
"Laura, don't. It's bad for you, and-"
Laura took a drink, "Stop being so paranoid… god…"
Kelsey laughed. Of course it was funny. Kathy always saw her self as a bit of a rebel, but never really was. Now faced with a situation, she declines. Go figure, neh?
"What's it gonna be…?"
"I'm not going to drink it!" Kathy rolled her eyes and walked out. Not to pout… to find someone to get them to stop. Of course she couldn't tell the adults… maybe the guys would listen.
That was honestly the dumbest thing she had ever thought.
She didn't realize it though, so she knocked on their door, it being answered by Kiba.
"And you're here… why?" He said, his tone of voice not too joyful,
"I need you to talk some sense in to Kelsey and Laura…"
"Why? Are they, god forbid, actually doing something?"
"They're drinking Sake, you dolt."
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I'll be over in a second!"
Kathy sighed, going back toward her room. Maybe Kiba'd talk some sense into them. Of course he wouldn't. As soon as he walked in he swiped a bottle from under Kelsey's bed. "'S about time you broke out the bottles…"
"It's only been a day… oh, Laura, you keep that one. Kiba, we'll share."
"Cool with me." Laura put her books down under her bed, and sat back "Nice to have a break…"
Kiba opened the bottle he had and took a drink, "You said it…"
"What are you doing?!" Kathy was not panicking… not panicking… okay, she was.
"What does it look like, doofus?" Kiba looked at Kathy and laughed, taking another drink and handing the bottle to Kelsey.
He had no way of knowing why Kelsey and Laura had giggled at that. Maybe they were tipsy.
"Oh, Neji's coming too."
"Are you all out of your mind?!"
"Yup. Go whine about it to your fatso boyfriend."
"HE'S NOT FAT." Was yelled from the other side of the door as Kathy walked toward the other dorm. She was worried, she was pouting, and she needed help. Another knock on another door.
"Coming!!" Rock Lee's voice came from the other side. Oh dear god. "Kathy! How nice to see you on this youthful day!"
"Yeah, um, thanks Lee. Is Kankuro here?"
"He's sleepin', and we can't get him to wake up!" Naruto called from inside the dorm, "Maybe you wanna try?" he laughed
Kathy rolled her eyes, nodding to Lee. She walked in, looking at the mess that was there. All but one section… Lee's. Clothes, papers, and just stuff. Everywhere. Holy cow.
She jumped from clear spot to clear spot, ignoring the laughter from Naruto. She finally got to that lump underneath the covers. Shaking his shoulder, she said loudly,
"Kankuro… wake up…"
A tired groan. Joy.
She tried again, shaking his shoulder a little harder and saying it louder.
Groan.
This was getting irritating. She jumped around to the other side of the bed to where he'd be facing her. Resisting a laugh, she poked him in the stomach REALLY hard.
He jumped up, fully awake.
"Who did that?!" He looked toward Naruto and Lee.
Even Lee was laughing
Kathy tapped his shoulder from behind and he turned around, slightly redfaced.
"Uh… good morning?" He said, raising an eyebrow.
"It's five in the afternoon."
"Good afternoon then… why'd you wake me up?"
It was only now that Kathy realized he was in a pair of boxers and a t-shirt. Now SHE was the one blushing.
"Just get dressed and meet me in the hall…" she said quietly, and walked out. Naruto was still laughing, and Lee was chiding Kankuro about how sleeping in was not youthful. There was the sound of something thrown. Sounded like a book, and then…
"Kankuro! Throwing your books is not youthful either!"
Kankuro then slipped out into the hall, closing the door behind him. He had only slipped jeans on. Wow, lots of effort there.
"What'd you need, Kathy?" he said, looking at her and expecting a totally different answer than what she was about to give. What do you expect of him? Overly hormonal teenager… his girlfriend (who can be quite affectionate) wakes him up and tells him to meet her in the hall… in his mindset he's seeing other things!
"Kankuro… Kelsey has sake… and and… Laura, Neji, Kiba… they're all drinking…"
"Really?" Again, a different reaction than Kathy had expected, but she nodded waving for him to follow. She just walked to her dorm and pushed open the door. Laura and Neji were sharing a bottle, which TenTen would so hear about… and Kiba and Kelsey were sharing a bottle. There was one left, and Kelsey, predicting their arrival, was holding it up toward Kankuro.
He took a minute, looking at the bottle, and then took it from her, opening it up.
"You have GOT to be KIDDING ME!" Kathy said, incredulous.
"Nope." Laura laughed, and her speech was slightly slurred. THEY WERE GETTING DRUNK! Not buzzed, not tipsy… DRUNK!!
"Lighten up… god…" Kelsey said, laughing. No one was quite drunk yet.
"You guys are crazy!" Kathy turned to walk out, and get an adult. Buuuuut Kankuro grabbed her wrist.
"C'mon… just give it a try…" if any of them could convince her, it'd be Kankuro. And it worked. Kathy shut the door and took the bottle from him, slowly, nervously putting it to her lips and drinking.
Kiba cheered a small cheer.
She had liked it.
She locked the door and took another drink.
Responsibility… it had exited the room.
Within a while the bottles, which had been large and full, were now large and half drained.
These kids were either drunk, or HAMMERED. Depending on how they handled alcohol.
Kathy, I can safely say, was the second thing.
Hammered like a nail… no scratch that. Like Tsunade. What we had here, is six people who act differently when drunk.
An angry yet goofy drunk, an angst-y drunk, and an overly affectionate and giggly drunk. You can guess who was who, couldn't you? Yes indeed. Kelsey was the first, Laura… and then… Kathy.
Currently, Kelsey, who we told her head was funny because she has red hair was slurring to some rap song. No one could decipher it except Kiba. Laura was moping… as was Neji.
And Kathy was being all giggly, poking her boy in the stomach, exchanging tickles, being "cute".
Yeah, plastered is more like it.
"Can ya cut that out?" Laura whined from across the room, being the emo drunk and all.
"Nooooope." Kathy laughed, snuggling Kankuro's shoulders. "I saw you in your boxers this morning…" she titter giggled again. It was weird how alcohol had effects on people. But these effects weren't going to last long.
Having complained about the noise for like, ever… Temari knocked on the door.
"Who is ittt?" Kelsey hissed from behind the door, stumbling a bit as she went to get there.
"Temari."
"Lemme unlock the door…" she fumbled a tiny bit but opened it. Immediately Temari was worried.
"…Kelsey… there's sake on your breath."
"Ya wanna make something of it?"
"You've been drinking?! Why didn't you get me, Kathy? Why didn't you stop them?"
"It was goooood…" Kathy laughed, giving Kankuro a small kiss on the cheek, which everyone averted their eyes from.
"You all are in such deep shxt." Temari said warningly, "I'll be back later." She stormed out, swiping her keys from her dorm.
She'd need to get some freaking pills for their hangovers.
Meanwhile, nothing much was happening. Everyone in the dorm looked stupid. At least they were smart enough to avoid doing anything stupid. That's right folks, no unplanned um… "activity".
Though we did have the kissy-tickling couple.
They got kicked anytime something happened, causing Kathy to pout.
Eventually there was enough whining of being tired that Kathy ushered the boys out. Of course she'd tried to get a goodnight smooch, but Naruto had just pulled Kankuro in the dorm and shut the door.
Waking up the next morning was hell. Temari barged in the door, making a bunch of noise. A group whine issued from the group, but there was still that blonde haired scary woman.
"Wake up, now. I'll be back."
Soon the girls were woken up, miserably so, and the boys were dragged in (no joke) by their ears.
The group were each handed a pill. Ahh, the hangover pill… and a glass was repeatedly filled then passed. After a while heads were clearing, and guilty expressions came.
"Are you all stupid?!" And so the lecture began.
Well over a half an hour.
And then, I'll skip to the ending,
"If I ever see anything like this again you all will be skinned and hung from the flagpoles!"
A group sorry issued… but then Temari felt bad for killing so much joy.
"Now, after that threat I'm sure you all could use some fun times. I'll grab Shika and we'll play some stupid board game."
So pretty much the Shikamaru and Temari team won, followed closely by the Kathy and Kankuro team in a game of team trivial pursuit.
Everything was cool now.
So long as the adults never found out.
And that's what they all hoped.
