(okay, this is really just a shameless way to get some feedback…I do enjoy reviews! I run home every day just to check my email to see if I got any new reviews because I have no real friends and that's the only thing in my life that gives me true happiness (cries in a drama-queen-ish way)…not really, but I do love them, and I have seen authors who reply to every review they get and I was all like "wow! That's what I should doooooo!" and then I ran off to the kitchen to get a piece of cake. And now, the part where I will start to answer reviews, even when they don't want answers, because I know you just have unasked questions that you just have to get answered and whatnot. EEEENJOY!)

FROM CHAPTER ONE:

Danceswpenguins9: yes. Yes I am a genius. (not an inflated ego there on my part cough cough). I'm really glad you enjoyed it, and keep reading and reviewing and laughing in capital letters! I like dancing with penguins too, and they're always dressed for the occasion!

Louiseifer: Yes, the title of my story does suck. Very much so. But, you see, it was all just a plot to lure unexpecting people like you, and suck their brains out with my diabolical story of storiness! BWAHAHA! I am a very odd person indeedydoodypoodle, and it is only reflected in this story, like the story itself was a mirror that reflects my personality like mirrors..umm…reflect things. And…yeah. Perhaps Revan shall be dark side, I dunnoooooooooo….(dun dun DUNN!) I might write dual ending type thing where there's a good ending and a bad ending…not too sure, but it might happen…(and DUN again)

Queenofinsanity: Three fanfics? (starts writing more) I is jealous that you have that much creative juice running through your brain…I shall steal it and eat it to gain your delicious knowledge!

Tara230: Wait…setting the house on fire is MY job!lol! I glad you find me Revan funny. Me do too! Text faces are always fun, except they no longer work in the site for me (and probably other people too I hope, or else the site just hates me and that would make mucho sadness) or else I would put some here, but seeing as how that wouldn't work, it would be redundant to do so. KEEP RAMBLING ON, YO!

CHAPPIE TWO! (you know, you CAN skip this if you want to…)

Arrakis Nymph: She does have attitude, doesn't she? (sits back and reads the story) yup. I'm glad you like it. I'm sure she enjoys it as well:P…well, I'm sure she would if she wasn't just a fictional character in a random story…just a creepy hellspawn of my imagination…SCROLL DOWN AND YOU SHALL SEE MORE! IT'S A MIRACLE! (poof sparkle sparkle) Keep reading, yo.

Odious Feline: I liked the 'holy effing gamorean shit' thing too. I sat back and gave myself a pat on the back and a nice piece of cake for that one, and I'm glad you enjoyed it :P At this point in time, I believe I suffer from video game withdrawal at school. I dunno, but my blood itches like there's a million little gizka playing volleyball with my leucocytes while lounging around on my red blood cells and drinking pina coladas. It wouldn't be so bad if they gave me one….

Tara230: Hey, what can I say…my story is better than social class!…wait…is that really saying much? (shrugs) meh. As long as you enjoyed it!

CHAPTAH THREE: (seriously. If you didn't review, you won't find your name here, but if you review for this one…not about the reviews…well, if you wanted to I guess you could…regardless, if you review, YOUR name would be here!…well, not HERE, exactly, but…you know what I mean.)

Louiseifer: Wow! You're the only one who reviewed chappie three! While I'm happy you did, I'm sad that more people didn't…oh wells! Yeah, Carth needed a sense of humor, otherwise he'd be as dry and boring as…ermm…I dunno…something you'd find under the couch, I guess. I dunno…I'm not going to look under the couch right now because I'm busy typing this and the couch is in a different room.

CHAPTER 4: Ignored. (sniffle)

CHAPTER FIVE ALIVE: (damn. This is taking longer than I thought it would…)

Sarah: you laughed your ass off? Well, I hope you had luck in reattaching it, otherwise that might not only be embarrassing, but uncomfortable as well, since people normally use their asses primarily as cushions. I know I do:P

ShadowFlame68: Looking at how much I've written, and how much I'm still gonna have to write…(shudders) well, I hope you stay reading this story until the very end, which will probably be..ohh…(looks into the distance)…around next year…or the year after that…I unnoes. If you have suggestions, feel free to give me a shout, yo! ..that goes for everyone else out there, too. Especially you cheap bastards who don't review! (shakes fist)…just kidding. I luv yous all!

Tara230:..I am evil, aren't I? (insert evil laugh here)

Queenofinsanity: You will read more when I UPDATE! BWAHAHAAAA! Until then, I'm afraid you'll be left in the dark with nothing more to do than wonder what crazy, stupid, brilliant things I shall put into my next chapter….(whispers) if you have any good ideas…tell me. Ciao!

Amme Moto: Domo arigato meester roboto domo….domo…I shall update! You just watch me! XD

CHAPTER SIXSIXSIXSIXSIIIIIXXXXXX! (after this, the story begins, I swear.)

Louiseifer: I'm updating as I speak! Teeheewheebeeboopwhooplegronk!

Jackie: I'm glad you love my story! It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside to know some people think I'm doing a good job!

Sarah: I know, it took me a long time to update, I'm sorry (bows). But now, I shall update ONCE AGAIN! But, you gotta admit, you loved the suspense…'will she update? How about now? HOW ABOUT NOW?' teehee XD

Lacthryn18: Damn! I have to write funnier shit to actually make you cry with laughter next time! (puts a metal pasta strainer on her head and wraps her arms in tin foil) COME ON DIVINE INSPIRATION! I AM NOW READY FOR YOUR INSPIRATION! I AM FULLY CONDUCTABLE! …(gives up) I guess I'll have to use my stupid brain… (grumble grumble) Continue to enjoy or I shall eat your soul!

Li'l Red Ace: …and here's the next chapter now, free of charge! No waiting! Just…SCROLL DOWN! (glitter falls from the roof) TADAA!

Darth Bongo: You'll throw shoes at me? Good! I need more shoes to build my machine I shall use to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! BWAHAHAAA!

And guess what peoples? THIS IS THE END! I believe I have answered them all. If not, I'm sorry. A shout out to all the peeps who have read the story thus far but have not reviewed. And, REVIEW DAMNIT! I like to hear from you peoples! XD This coming from a person who had submitted a grand total of one review…meh. At least I know I'm a hypocrite! XD Yeah…if you have any idea of…like…romantic pairing and whatnot, please feel free to tell me. And, if you have an opinion of what planet they should go to next, TELL ME because I really don't know…I've always just popped on down to Tatooine after Dantooine.

And now, for the STORY! YAAY!

After the disclaimer, of course.

DISCLAIMER: I no own anything. You leave me alone now.

Apparently, CHAPTER SEVEN!- OMG! SHOPPING!

I woke up the next day, feeling like death warmed over. In a microwave, at that. Not a nice convection oven, like you get with Corellian brandy. No, this was the kinda warmed-over death which makes you wish you had actually died the night before. I had a migraine again. My mouth was dry and tasted like death itself and been frenching me in my sleep or something. Vomiting could be seen in my near, if not immediate, future. I slowly sat up, groaning. Once again, Carth was already up, and was reading some form of newspaper while sipping a cup of caffa. He looked up at me and just shook his head, chuckling to himself. I scowled the best I could at the moment.

"Shut up, Onasi." I threw the covers off of myself and shuffled off to the bathroom to brush my teeth. "I am NEVER doing that again. Ever. Never ever. Never never ever never EVER." Brushing my teeth helped a bit, and I decided to have a nice shower as well. After a quick run to a convenience store, that is. There was absolutely no soap, shampoo or conditioner anywhere in that bathroom. I had already undressed, so I just walked around the apartments in a towel. I laughed to myself at the strange glances people gave me as I walked by, wrapped in a purple towel. I darted in to the nearest store and wandered around until I had found proper soap, shampoo and conditioner. I also picked out a nice chocolate bar for myself and some yummy smelling bubble bath. I shoved it all on the counter and perused the small selection of magazines as the teller rang everything up.

"That'll be…thirty credits."

I blanched. While my outfit was…trendy…it didn't exactly have pockets. I gasped.

"Oh no…I don't have any credits on me…" Then an idea hit me. "The wrist communicators!…SHIT!" I had taken that off, too. I sighed pitifully. "I'm sorry, I don't have an credits on me…obviously." I mumbled angrily. "I'm such an airhead sometimes, I swear…what're you looking at?" I gave the check-out boy an odd glance as he checked me out. I half expected his tongue to come rolling out of his mouth.

"I think I might have a deal for you, ma'am…"

I looked around to make sure the place was empty. "Okay, what?"

"I'll make you a deal…you go on a date with me, I'll buy this stuff for you."

"Deal!" I didn't even think about it twice. If this little freak wanted a date, I'd take him on a date he'd never forget. Then, it hit me, and I couldn't help but smile evilly. "Hey, hows about I show you to an EXCLUSIVE party, little man? All the coolest people are invited!"

He snorted with glee, causing a little piece of me to die horribly inside. "You have a deal, lady!"

"Good!" I snatched the bag of items (for he had been shoving them in those cheap plastic bags as I spoke), and smiled. "I'll meet you here in about…two hours, okay?" He nodded as I sauntered off to the door. "See ya!" I winked as I walked out of the door, making sure to wiggle my ass 'sexily'. Yeah. There was a definite spring in my step on the way back to the apartment. I walked in the apartment and threw the Cosmic magazine I shoplifted at Carth. He twitched, but managed to grab it before it fell to the floor. Confusion spread across his face as he looked at the cover.

"Why'd you throw this at me? This is a woman's magazine." He looked up at me and froze as soon as he saw what I was wearing. His mouth opened and closed a couple times before he was able to choke anything out. "You…you do have something underneath that, don't you?"

I huffed. "Now that you mentioned it, that probably would have been a good idea. I can be so absent-minded sometimes!" I giggled a little as a faint blush rose in Carth's cheeks, and he promptly opened up the magazine and pretended to look at it.

"You, uh…got the stuff?"

"Yup!" I grabbed the shampoo and opened the bottle, inhaling deeply. "Ahh…smells like…" I looked at the bottle. " Apparently, 'spring on Naboo'…" I sniffed the bottle again. "Ahhh…" I wandered off to the bathroom, plastic bag hanging from my arm, smelling the shampoo. I'm sure Carth thought I was quite retarded by that point.

I burst into the bathroom and looked around, hoping it wasn't in such a dismal state as when I had left. I was horribly disappointed. "Psh! Where are those bathroom-cleaning fairies when you need them?…or are they gnomes? Now they'll NEVER come!" I wailed, setting up the shampoo and conditioner on the little ledge in the bathtub. Carth knocked on the door.

"Are you okay?"

I spun around to face the closed door. "Yes! Yes, I'm fine!" I put the bubble bath under the sink. "Hunky-fucking-dory! Now go away!"

He mumbled something before stalking away from the door. I hummed to myself as I got the taps running and started the shower.

"La lala la LLAMA!"

…it was a normal shower. No need to get into detail. This isn't porno. If it was, it sure as HELL wouldn't be free.

I climbed out, smelling like 'spring on Naboo', and dried myself off (like any sane person does after they get out of the shower). It was then I realized that I needed a new wardrobe. Grumbling, I shoved on the soldier's uniform I had from the Endar Spire and shuffled out of the bathroom, drying my hair with a towel. My whole head was covered with the towel, so I held one arm out to (hopefully) prevent me from running into something (like a wall) and causing a rather embarrassing scene. I stopped in the middle of the room and rubbed my hair furiously for a few seconds before flinging the towel off in a random direction. Unfortunately, Carth just happened to be in that random direction, and got a face full of wet towel just as he looked up from the magazine. He had been sitting in what looked like a dining room table, his legs propped up on the table itself. When the towel whacked him in the face, it stuck. I think it scared him, because I heard a muffled yell and watched, horrified, as he lost his balance and fell over backwards. It was like I was frozen in time while he was falling, because as soon as he had, I could move again. I ran over to him and grabbed the towel, flinging it behind me. I couldn't help but laugh at his shocked expression. I tried to repress it, but it didn't work, and I only ended up sounding like a moron, guffawing like I was. I offered him one of my hands, since my other one was too bust covering my mouth to try and stifle my laughs. Still in shock, he grabbed my hand and I helped him up. That's when I fell on the floor, unable to contain my laughter anymore. He just stood there and scowled at me as he crossed his arms over his chest. It was a few minutes before I was calmed down enough to talk.

"I'm so sorry, Carth! I didn't mean to-"

"Yeah. Whatever." He replied tersely, picking up the chair. "Why would anyone in the right mind just throw a towel around like that?" He sat down again, his face beet red. I felt so bad…

But not bad enough to stop laughing. I went over and gave him a friendly hug, despite the fact he was trying to push me away.

"Aww, come on, Carth! I didn't do it on purpose! I'm just not used to living in the same area with another person! I always fling tings around like that! Clothes, pillows, more clothes, towels, blankets…you name it, I've flung it. Except for liquids and shit. Those things I don't fling." He gave me an angry look. I stopped smiling and sat down on the floor in front of him. I let my head hang a little so I could look up at him through my eyelashes and fluttered them.

This always works!

" I'm really sorry, Carth. Can you forgive me?" I pouted a little and dropped my sight to my hands, which were sitting in my lap, and sniffled a little. I heard him sigh.

" People make mistakes, I guess…"

I snapped my head up, a wide smile on my face. "Great! I'll take that as a yes!" I jumped to my feet as Carth sputtered in objection.

"Wha-! I never-!"

" We have things to do, places to go! Come on!" I grabbed his hand and dragged him to his feet and out of the door. " Okay, when I went to the store, I didn't have any credits, so I promised this snot-nosed kid that I'd take him to an exclusive party if he paid for everything-"

"You did WHAT?" Carth roared. I looked at him like a frightened cat. You know, completely still, a little hunkered over, eyes as wide as they can go…

" Settle, Carth, settle!" I let out a little sigh before continuing to drag him along behind me. "Remember that Sith party I was invited to?"

Carth raised an eyebrow. "I'm amazed you remember it…"

"Right." I gave him a smack on the back of the head. "Don't be a smartass. Anyway, that's where were going to take this kid. It's been about one hour since I left there, so that means we have an hour to shop."

Carth stopped dead in his tracks. "Did you just say…shop?"

"Psh, duh! You think I'm going to a party dressed like some sort of stinky, loser Republic soldier? What the hell's wrong with you?" I smacked him on the back of the head again, causing him to cry out. But in a very manly way, of course.

"Would you stop hitting me?" He rubbed the back of his head.

"..No." I smacked him upside the head again. "Not unless you stop sniveling like a spoiled baby."

He started to protest, but just then I spotted the cutest looking shop ever. "We have to go in there!" I squealed while grabbing his hand and barreling in the door. He had no clue what was going on and almost got raped by the door when it closed. He jumped out of the way just in time, and gasped as he looked around.

"…what the hell kind of shop is this?"

I raised an eyebrow at him. "MY kind of shop!" I swear to the Force that my eyes were sparkling as I looked at all the prettyful black clothing. I ran up to a rack and pulled off a little black dress with red lacing up the front and sleeves. "OH! I should try this on!" I excitedly picked out some more clothes and ran back to a change room. I put the dress on and admired my reflection. One good thing about being a soldier was that you could wear tight clothes without looking like a fat skank. I jumped out of the change room and posed for Carth. "So, what'cha think?"

He gave me the most blankest look you've ever seen. In fact, I don't remember him blinking. He just kinda stood there like he was in a drug-induced catatonia.

"Uhhh..okay then…" I gave him a weak smile before baking up, back into the change room. I closed the door and put my back against it. "Okay…that didn't go over too well…" I put on a different dress with a low v-neck lined with pretty flowy ruffles. It had a corset-like top, and went into a black and red pleated-type skirt. It had long sleeves with more prettyful ruffles at the bottom of the sleeves. I adjusted it so it fit perfectly and tried it again. I burst out of the change room (yes, BURST) and id another pose. "How's about this one, then?…Carth?" I walked over and smacked him on the cheek. "Taris to Carth, Taris to Carth, do you read, over?"

He blinked in a surprised sort of way and turned away, eyes on the floor, a slight blush rising to his cheeks. "Yeah, it's…" He gave me a quick glance before looking at the floor again. "…it's fine." He rubbed his cheek. "That hurt you know…"

"What did I say about whining?"

He shut up pretty quickly. I couldn't help but let the smug smile spread across my face. "That's a good Carth." I went off and grabbed a few more items off the racks before sauntering up to the counter. The droid rang everything up.

"That will be 725 credits."

"SEVEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIVE CREDITS?" Carth sputtered.

"No, seven hundred twenty five credits. There is no 'and' in there." I said coolly. "And don't worry, Carth." I pulled a credit card out of my pocket. "Charge it to this account." The droid swiped the card and bagged everything.

"Your clothes, sir."

I snatched the bag. "I'm a woman."

"Please take your card, sir." The droid held out the card I had swiped from a random dude at the cantina. I took the card back.

"I swear to god, if you call me 'sir' one more time, I'm going to kill your droid ass."

"Have a nice day, sir."

That was it. I grabbed my vibroblade and rammed it through the droid's head. Pulling the blade out, I re-sheathed it and walked out, Carth right behind me, worrying about everything.

"The police are going to be after you! …where's your uniform?"

I paused for a moment. "…on the change room floor." I could see that Carth was about to go on another one of his rants. "Don't worry about it, love. I've got everything taken care of." Within a few seconds, the store blew up most spectacularly. Shattered glass flew everywhere, and clothes went flying. I grabbed a couple cute shirts and pants as they floated back down to the earth. I turned and smiled at Carth. "See?"

He was in complete shock. His mouth opened and closed multiple times, but nothing came out. I cocked my head to the side.

"You're cute when you're speechless." I gave him a small smile. His face turned a bit red, and he averted his gaze to the store.

"I don't get it…why did you pay for it, then? How did you blow the place up?"

I raised my eyebrows. "I charged it because it wasn't my money, and the person I stole it from will probably cancel the card soon anyway. Meh." I pulled the card out and flipped it away. "Now to go down to the little shop to pick up that annoying kid who payed for all the shit i picked up." Carth was about to say something else, but the death glare i shot him shut him up real good. Silence sure can be golden sometimes. We reached the small shop and i waltzed right in.

"Oi! Checkout boy! Party time!"

The boy darted out of the 'Employee's Only' door, now dressed in what passed for the normal teenage clothes these days. I tried my best not to sneer. I heard Carth snicker a bit, and gave him a sharp elbow in the ribs. "Right, kid. Let's go." I began to walk out the door. "Oh, and no talking. Keep your mouth shut, and everything'll be peachy effing keen, mkay?" The boy gulped and followed behind at a respectable distance.

It didn't ake us long to find the party. All you had to do was follow the deep, rumbling feel of the bass. I felt the vibrations in my chest as we approached the door. It was open; smoke illuminated by the multi-colored fog lights streamed out of the open doorway, and i couldn't help but smile. I was back in my element. I have no clue where the dorky little kid went to, because i never saw him again after the party. Wait...now that i think about it, i really don't care. Anyhoo, I jumped right in and started dancing while Carth found a vacant chair and plopped himself down, grabbing a bottle of ale along the way. Everyone was drinking and talking about how strong the drink was and how much they thought they could drink and blah blah drink blah blah drunk blah blah. Before long, everyone was passed out on the floor from drinking too much. Big surprise there. I motioned for Carth to come over to where i was standing.

"Look at that!" I felt a triumphant smile cross my face. "Sith uniforms. What's say we snatch a couple of these, hmm? Could be useful." Carth and i each grabbed a bag and shoved a uniform into each. Slinging mine over my shoulder, i patted Carth on the arm. "Let's get back to homebase. We got a lot of crap to do."

He nodded in a most serious manner, and we walked off into the sunset.

Yeah, as if. We walked back to the apartments and slept after taking half a bottle of painkillers. Each.

As i laid there, i got to thinking...that has got to be the most boring party i had ever been to.

END OF CHAPTER

Yeah, i know, it was crappy. Meh. I've been uber busy with other things, and because i know i tend to ramble on for long periods of time, i thought i better cut this thing off before i begin to ramble on endessly and then pull a Jolee and forget what i was talking about just like every time you cancel conversation with him and i like cake and cheesecake and pie i should really work on my escaflowne fanfiction what was i talking about? Anyhoo...next chapter will be better. Well...it has the possibility of being better, anyway. G'byes! 3 3