A/N:Biw chicka Bow WoW! Chicka Chicka WoW Bow! Sorry, had to do that. Next chappie is extra fluffy and my personal favorite. I hate writing the serious chappies but I have to in order to keep an exciting enough plot. I've always hated the fanfics that are what I call Disney. It's all happy and sappy all the way through, I can't take them! The i realized while writing this story how hard it is to write about my favorite characters in pain. Bleh. So enjoy my fluffy chappie! Review for quick update! K
Reid tapped his pencil on his desk, only one thing on his mind. What was he going to get Pen for their six month anniversary. Even a genius like him couldn't figure out a proper gift for his eclectic girlfriend. He went so far as to googling what people in their mid twenties were into these days, but only turned up with some terrible sounding book called Twilight. Man, this is difficult. He thought. The he decided to ask Pen's best friend, Derrick Morgan.
"Morgan," Spencer said. "Can I talk to you in a private place?"
"Sure thing, Pretty Boy, I need to get away from these files anyway." And they both left the bullpen and went into the hall, out of earshot from Penelope's lair.
"Morgan, our 6 month anniversary is coming up and-"
"Stop right here, I know what you need," and he started naming off some odd things. "Pick up so panties for her, boxers that don't have Spock on them for you, scented candles, some slow music. She likes red wine, and get the panties in pink. Most importantly, practice safe-"
"Morgan!" Reid interrupted. "I want to make her happy, not take advantage of her."
"Boy, are you telling me you haven't tapped that yet?" Derrick asked. "Man, your a piece of work."
"No I haven't 'tapped that', and perhaps- perhaps I'm not that experienced in- that." Spencer said . "Funny thing though, did you know-"
"Stop right there," Derrick said. "Are you saying, your still a- a virgin?"
Oh this was gold. Spencer purposefully broke eye contact, that's a yes.
"Don't worry kid, I'll help ruin you, so here's how to wow her, first-"
A week later Penelope Garcia came home from work a vase of flowers and a lengthy note on how much Spencer loved her. He was the sweetest guy she knew, and that was a fact. For some reason, her apartment smelled... fruity. The lights were dimmed and as she made her way to the dining room, she saw a delicious looking meal and a Spencer Reid waiting for her.
"Ah, Pen," he said. "Your just in time, the steak is still warm."
"You made this?" Garcia said. The meal had all her favorites, steak, potato salad, and green beans. It looked heavenly. "When did you make this?"
"I got out of work a bit early," Oh right, he left only an hour into the work day. So this was why. They had exchanged gifts that work day, Penelope gave him some technical book in German, apparently those things were interesting to him. Spencer in return gave her roses and some wacky flower pens. Penelope set down her flowers and seated herself at the table. They ate and drank red wine and talked about such utterly random topics until the last drop of wine was polished off, and the last bit of steak eaten.
"Um," Spencer said. "I got you something pretty. Actually the women behind the counter of Victoria's Secret kept giving me dirty looks." he pulled out a hot pink something from under the table, very skimpy.
"Dr. Reid, are you trying to seduce me?" Penelope asked with a wink. Spencer wiggled his eyebrows.
"To us!" he said lifting up his empty glass. "To drunken sex and half anniversaries."
"Let's go to my room, loverboy." and with that they clinked their glasses, and closed the bedroom door behind them
Bah, I know, no sex scenes, but for the sake of staying T. I will tell you that the doctor turned out to have a very dirty mind though, involving whipped cream and- you get the picture -_-
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