Please read the other previous disclaimers. I am getting tired of writing the same thing over and over again. Plus... i think i should warn for some unexplicit sexual content.
Bakura sat at the desk of his new job with simple instructions:
1)Be courteous.
2)Listen
3)Don't be afraid to hang up if they're crazy.
It seemed easy enough.
First call:
"Hello, is this the Kaiba Corp hotline?"
Bakura grinned, in spite of himself. "Yes, how may I be of service?"
"I have this problem with my cat and I was wondering if Mr. Kaiba could come over and help it."
"Mr. –loudly grinding teeth- Kaiba is a very busy man. He doesn't make house calls to help… cats."
"Yes, I know that, but my cat is all w-"
Bakura ended the call and shook his head in pity for the poor dillusional girl, 'Can't she see just how flamboyantly gay Kaiba really is?'. His head shaking caught the attention of his fellow cubicle buddy.
"Hey man, why is your head shaking so much? Do you need like, a really big fix?" His co-worker's eyes bugged out and the smell of reefer floated across the cubicle from his horribly stained teeth.
He was just about to respond when the loud intercom voiced over the whole office announcing a random drug testing. Bakura twisted nervously in his seat when they came to his cubicle. Ryou never warned him about this… in fact Ryou doesn't even talk unless spoken to. Bakura thought on that as he ignored the pleading of his co-worker to borrow a cup of pee.
Second call:
"Hello, is this the Kaiba Corp Hotline?"
The voice sounded strangely like Tea. "Yes, how may I help you?"
"I need to know if they found Yugi yet."
Bakura decided to play dumb. "Yugi who?"
"Yugi Motou, you know, short, most of his height is in this weird tri-colored hair... Bakura, is that you?"
"Eh... no. I'm sorry, but no one works here according to that description."
"Yugi doesn't work there, he's a duelist. Is Yugi with Kaiba by any chance?"
"Kaiba who?"
Tea sighed deeply. "Who am I calling?"
Bakura quickly thought up a name. "This is Giovanni's Famous Pizzeria."
"… Gee, I'm such a dumbass, I must have the wrong - hey, do you deliver?"
Bakura couldn't help but smile again. "Yes, and if the wait is longer than 2 hours the pizza is free."
"Ok, I'll have a larger pepperoni pizza."
"That will be $15.9-" Bakura hung up the phone on purpose. Even if it was going to be funny, he was acting too… nice. Bakura shivered and waited for his next cubicle buddy to arrive.
Apparently when they said random they had meant only him.
review please! i need to know if i should finish this sometime next century.
