Hey guys! First of all, sorry I skipped Presidents & Problems. Even I couldn't see any potential for Auslly, so I didn't really see a point in writing it. So... Oops? Also, did you guys hear the previews for Austin & Ally: Turn It Up? Umm... STUCK ON YOU AND UPSIDE DOWN ARE TOO PERFECT AND IT'S TOO MUCH AUSLLY TO HANDLE I NEED HELP PLEASE! So I was at this church thing and my friend's dad was watching me fangirl over R5 and it was really weird and the friend's mom asked me who was my favorite and I was like I DON'T HAVE ONE THEY'RE ALL EQUALLY AMAZING and my friend's dad was like "I've been sitting here for fifteen minutes and I now realize that these girls are very... Complicated." And my other friend was like "It took you fifteen minutes to realize that?" Cuz we were like majorly fangirling about other things too and yeah that's my funny story.
Disclaimer That I Don't Feel Like Naming
Me: *Telling a story to my kids* So one time, I was living my dream...
*Flashback music and screen shimmers into flashback*
Me: *Meeting R5* Hi!
R5: Hi!
Me: I'm such a big fan!
Riker: Thanks!
Me: You guys are amazing and Rydel you are literally my idol.
Rydel: Aw, thanks! You look adorable, by the way.
Me: *Trying not to freak out* Wow, thanks!
Ross: You can say that again, Rydel. *winks at me*
Me: *About to die*
Rocky: Ross, I think she's about to faint.
Ratliff: Yeah, are you okay? You look really pale.
Me: Um.. I'm uhhh... I'm fine... *Room starts spinning*
Rydel: Riker catch her!
Me: *faints and Ross catches me before Riker*
-LATER ON-
Me: *wakes up groggily to see a certain pair of brown eyes*
Me: What happened?
Rocky: Ross said you were cute and you fainted. *smirks*
Me: Oh gosh how embarrassing! *blushes*
Ratliff: Yeah, it was hilarious.
Riker and Rydel: *slaps Ratliff*
Ross: It was cute, it was cute.
Me: You don't have to say that. Fainting isn't cute.
Ross: No, it is. It's like you were the damsel in distress and I rescued you from falling on the ground.
Riker: I would've caught her...
Ross: But I'm the prince so I had to save her.
Rocky and Ratliff: Ooooh, does Rossy have a crush? *wiggle their eyebrows* JINX!
Ross: *looks at me and blushes*
Rydel: You're not gonna faint again, right?
Me: No... I think I'm good.
Ross: So, maybe we could hang out after the concert?
Me: *nods* Yeah, I'd like that.
Riker: Because you're kinda part of the family now as Ross's girlfriend, we should probably know your name.
Me: Madison. But Maddie works too, if you're feeling lazy.
Rydel: Maddie. That's a cute name.
Me: Of course Rydel would say Maddie instead of Madison.
Ratliff: *gets what I'm saying* *laughs* I like her!
Rocky: If they ever break up, I get dibs!
Ross: Hopefully we won't break up! Anyway, we should probably go. Meet me here after the concert.
Me: *nods* Okay, see ya then. *waves and goes to seat and enjoys an amazing concert and an amazing date with Ross*
*Back to Reality*
Me: And that, kids, is how I met your father.
My Daughter: *laughs* You fainted when Daddy called you cute?!
Ross: *walks up* Yes. Yes she did. And it was hilarious.
Me: *glares at him*
Ross: Hilariously adorable! *chuckles nervously*
My Son: I hope I'm not as scared as my wife as Dad is of Mom...
Me: Now my feelings are hurt. I'll forgive you if you do the disclaimer though...
Ross: FINEEEE! MADISON DOESN'T OWN ANYTHING YOU RECOGNIZE! I'm not as lazy as you think, am I Maddie?
Me: *raises eyebrow*
Ross: *realizes he said Maddie* DANG IT!
THE END
Beach Clubs & BFFs
Austin, Ally, Trish, and Dez couldn't wait to get home from tour. They had tons of fun, but they were getting homesick and they wanted to get back on a normal schedule. And they were tired of all sharing one bathroom-especially the girls.
They got home late at night, so the next day they all went to Sonic Boom, where a welcome home party had been organized. An excited looking Kira Starr was waiting for them.
"I'm so happy to see you!" she exclaimed, her arms outstretched.
"I'm happy to see you, too!" Austin replied, opening his arms to accept the hug. He was surprised when Kira ran past him to hug Ally. He turned around with an eyebrow raised as Ally and Kira started talking about the tour.
"Ouch," Dez said, looking at Austin.
"Hi, Kira," Trish said. Kira hugged Trish and Dez.
"What am I, chopped liver?" Austin said.
"Did you hear something?" Kira said to Ally.
"That hurts," Austin said, a hand over his heart.
"I'm kidding," Kira said, hugging her ex-boyfriend.
"Ha-ha," Austin deadpanned. "So when did you two become friends?" he finally asked, looking at Kira and Ally.
"Well, when you three left, I didn't really have anyone to hang out with, so I called Kira. Turns out, we actually have a lot in common," Ally said, Kira nodding in agreement.
"I can think of one thing you two have in common," Dez said. He leaned forward and whispered loudly, "I'm talking about you, Austin." Austin's eyes widened slightly and he looked at Dez.
"Thank you, Dez," Austin said, glaring at him. "But I'm sure they meant something other than me, right guys?" He looked at the girls.
"Actually, we didn't even mention you once," Kira said.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not even once? No 'I miss Austin 'cause I haven't seen him in two months?'" Austin said. Ally and Kira looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Not that I can think of," Kira said.
"To be honest, we kinda forgot about you," Ally said.
"Gee, good to know my friends remember me," Austin said, hurt in his voice.
"Hey, at least they're not fighting over you," Trish said, shuddering. Austin gave her a weird look.
"You say it like two gorgeous girls fighting over me is a bad thing," he said. Everyone raised an eyebrow. "What?" the blonde said. "Stop looking at me like that!"
"People look at me like that all the time," Dez said.
"Anyway," Trish continued, "it would be a bad thing if they fought over you. Imagine the horror." Everyone thought for a moment, and the girls and Dez shuddered, while Austin had a dreamy smile on his face.
"I see no problem in that situation," the blonde said. Everyone except Austin rolled their eyes.
"Of course he doesn't," Trish mumbled.
"Sorry to disappoint," Ally said.
"But we're not mindless teenage girls who would abandon their friendship in order to fight over a guy," Kira finished. Trish's eyes narrowed, but Austin was the only one who noticed.
"I never said you were mindless, but you are teenage girls…" Austin said.
"Wow," Trish said, rolling her eyes.
"He is blonde," Dez defended him, "and he just got back from three months of mindless teenage girls fighting over him almost every day." Trish shrugged. "Not to mention that every girl he met, aside from you and maybe Ally, was in love with him."
"Um, what do you mean maybe?" Ally asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Please, as if you don't know. You're not even sure how you feel about him, much less the rest of us," Dez said, rolling his eyes at the girl's apparent cluelessness.
"How did you- I mean, that's crazy. I'm obviously over him. Pfft," Ally said unconvincingly. Austin raised an eyebrow, looking amused.
"I knew it!" Kira exclaimed with a smile. "You little liar."
"I'm not a liar! Pfft, why would I still like him? Pfft," Ally said. Austin looked even more amused. "Quit giving me that look!" she told him. He held his hands up in surrender, but he still had a grin on his face.
"Well, as much fun as it is to torment my best friend," Trish said, looking directly at Kira, "I have to go find a new job. I'll see you guys later." They all said their goodbyes as the Latina left.
"And my parents said I can get a new pet, so I gotta go, too," Dez said, leaving as well.
"So, not even a little mindless?" Austin said when the redhead was gone. The two girls who were left rolled their eyes.
"No, Austin," they said at the same time. He shrugged.
"No need to get all simultaneous on me. Just thought I'd ask," the blonde said.
"I'm gonna forgive you for being such a boy because I'm proud of you for using such a big word," Ally said. The two did their handshake.
"Young love," Kira muttered.
"What?" the other two said.
"Nothing!" she exclaimed. "So, Ally, in the month you were gone, they opened a new beach club. Wanna go later?"
"Of course!" Ally exclaimed. "My dad's making me work today, and my shift ends at four. So wanna go at five?" Kira nodded.
"Thanks for inviting me, too," Austin said with a pout.
"I guess you, Trish, and Dez can come, too," Kira said teasingly.
"Yay!" Austin exclaimed. Kira smiled and shook her head.
"At least tour didn't change you. Well, besides inflating your ego," she said. "Just remember that not every girl you meet is in love with you."
"True, but as I recall, both of you have liked me at one point or another," the boy said.
"Yes. Why do you keep going back to that, hmm?" Kira wondered, stepping closer to him.
"I-uh-I don't-" Austin said, looking around nervously.
"I'll keep your secret, but you better tell it to you-know-who soon, because I don't know how long I'll be able to hold it in," Kira said.
"What secret?" Ally asked.
"What do you mean? I don't have a secret. I mean, you already know my middle name's Monica, what else would I have to hide? It's not like I'm keeping anything from anyone. I'm not, like, wondering how Kira knows what she knows 'cause she doesn't really know anything 'cause there's no secret for her to know! Obviously… Stop pressuring me, there's no secret!" Austin exclaimed, running out of the store. Kira watched him go with a smirk.
"Well, that was weird," Ally remarked. "So, what secret is he so keen on hiding?"
"Sorry, Ally, but I can't tell you this one," Kira said.
"Aw, c'mon! We're best friends! Please?" Ally begged.
"I wish I could, but I don't want a blonde pop star to murder me." Ally pouted.
"Please, he's too nice to swat a fly, much less murder someone."
"I dunno. I am his ex-girlfriend," Kira said. "I'd rather not take my chances." Ally rolled her eyes.
"I will find out that secret."
"Of course you will," Kira said. "He'll tell you eventually."
"Eventually will be sooner rather than later," Ally said, a determined look on her face.
"It better be," was all Kira said. She stayed to hang out with Ally until her shift was over, and then they went their separate ways to get ready to go to the beach club.
When they arrived, Austin, Trish, and Dez were already there. Ally and Kira went to each other first; they saw that they were wearing the same swimsuit.
"Twinsies!" the two girls said at the same time.
"Trish, will you take a picture of us on my phone?" Kira asked. "I gotta post it!" Trish rolled her eyes, but took the picture. Then, she walked over to the boys.
"What's the big deal with twinning? So, they're wearing the same swimsuit. So what?" The boys shrugged.
"Hey, guys," Ally said as she and Kira walked over to them. "Anyone need sunscreen?" Everyone shook their heads. "You sure, Austin? Your shoulders and face get really sunburned," she said. Austin was wearing a tank top and his swim trunks, and it was true that he got sunburned.
"I'll be fine, Als" Austin said.
"Suit yourself," Ally replied.
"So, Austin," Kira said. Austin's eyes widened nervously when she spoke to him.
"Yeah, Kira?" he said, trying to keep his voice steady.
"I was watching one of your concerts on TV, and you really put a lot of emotion into your performances. Especially when you sing 'I Think About You,'" the girl said.
"Well, yeah. Slower songs tend to bring out more emotion in me, especially when I'm the one performing them," the blonde said.
"Yes, but when you did a cover of 'One Last Dance' by R5-which was amazing by the way; I was in tears by the first chorus-you didn't seem nearly as emotional. You really seemed like you meant the words in 'I Think About You.'"
"Well, they say that the first time you perform a song will be like how you always perform it. As in, whatever emotions you feel during that first performance will be felt in all the other performances of that song afterwards. When I first played that song, I was feeling a lot of emotion, so now I always feel a lot of emotion when I play it," Austin said.
"Care to explain what emotions?" Kira said.
"Gosh, I've already been interrogated in court once. That was enough for a lifetime," the blonde said. "But if you really wanna know, I was feeling love and nervousness. I thought it was obvious," he said, raising an eyebrow.
"Yes, but-" Kira started.
"I don't know what you're getting at, Kira, but if it's what I think it is, I'm not saying anything," Austin said.
"I'm doing this for your own good!" she exclaimed. "I'm helping you! Why won't you just tell Ally you're still in love with her?" Everyone's eyes widened, including Austin's and Kira's. "To be fair, I totally did not mean to say that." Austin looked from Kira, to Ally, to Trish, to Ally, to Dez, and back to Ally. And then he ran.
"See what you do?" Trish said angrily. "This is why you shouldn't hang out with us! You just make everything worse!" Kira looked at Trish with tears in her eyes.
"So that's what you think of me?" she said, her voice thick. "I should've known I was unwanted." Then, she ran away in the same direction as Austin.
"What's your problem?" Ally asked Trish. Then, she chased after Kira.
Trish looked after them and the reality of what just happened set in. She got tears in her eyes and sat down in the sand. She held her head in her hands and cried. Dez sat down next to her and rubbed her back soothingly. Hey, the boy could be serious when he needed to be.
The surprising thing was that Trish didn't shake Dez's hand off. She leaned on his shoulder and kept crying. After a while, she finally calmed down a bit.
"There goes my best friend," she said sadly. "I'm such an idiot sometimes."
"Hey, we all say things we wish we hadn't. Like when Kira blurted that Austin still loves Ally…?" Dez said.
"I know she didn't mean to say that. I guess I just wanted a reason to get mad at her. Besides, we all knew it. Anyway, what should I do?"
"You're really asking me for advice?" Dez said. Trish nodded. "Well, I'm assuming you're mad at Kira because you feel replaced." Trish nodded again. "Get Ally alone and tell her that. If I know Ally, she would never replace you. You're her best friend. She's also clueless-obviously, I mean the Austin thing is clear as day-so she probably doesn't even know you're feeling left out. When you tell her, she'll probably feel really bad and everything will go back to normal."
"Thanks, Dez," Trish said. They stood up, and she hugged him. He was shocked at first, but then he hugged her back. "Tell anyone I cried, and you won't wake up in the morning," she threatened.
"There's the Trish I know and am afraid of, " he said as she left.
Austin was freaking out. Had Kira really just done that? Sure, he made it pretty obvious that he still liked Ally, but he figured that if she knew, she was pretending she didn't so she didn't have to reject him. He decided not to mention it because of that.
But now it was out there on the table. No denying it. He knew he'd have to talk to her and face the rejection eventually, but he didn't want to. At least when he wasn't talking to her, he had that tiny sliver of hope that she was pretending it never happened. But when he did see her, he knew she wouldn't let him get his hopes up or live in suspension for how she felt. She was too nice to play with his emotions like that.
Yet here he was, his emotions being played like a puppet. He felt relief to not have to hide it anymore. He had no idea how much it was weighing down on him until Kira blurted it out.
He felt shock. He couldn't believe Kira would actually say that. He had always imagined himself giving Ally this huge speech before finally telling her. But now the secret was out. Just like that.
He felt frustration. How could Kira be so careless? It was like she wasn't even trying to watch her words.
He felt anger. Even though she said she hadn't meant to let out the secret, he felt sure that Kira knew exactly what she was doing when she said he still loved Ally.
He felt nervous. How was Ally reacting? His friends were all still in a state of shock when he ran out. When would Ally confront him? Would she pretend it never happened? Or would she soon be bursting down his door, demanding an explanation that he couldn't give?
Austin soon got a headache from all his jumbled thoughts. He decided he should take a nap, and that maybe he was just dreaming, and he'd wake up as soon as he went to sleep. Okay, that sounded crazy even to him, but he was desperate for a way out of the situation. He decided that even if it wasn't a dream, his headache would still go away with some rest.
Ally finally managed to catch up to Kira, and they ended up going to Ally's house. Kira sat on Ally's bed with tissues all around her, Ally sitting right next to her.
"I didn't know Trish hated me so much," the dark-haired girl said.
"She doesn't hate you," Ally said.
"Really? Then why'd she say that?"
"Trish sometimes says things she doesn't mean. I don't know what made her say that, but she doesn't hate you."
"I don't believe that," Kira said. "I just don't get what I did." Ally coughed awkwardly. "I mean before that. But that was honestly an accident! I never meant to say anything, 'cause I knew it would hurt Austin. Just 'cause I don't like him anymore, doesn't mean I don't care about him."
"I know it was an accident, Kira. You promised you wouldn't say anything, and you're not the kind of person to break promises. You were probably just caught up in the moment," Ally said understandingly.
"Yeah, I was. But Trish doesn't know that. Neither does Austin. Now, they both hate me."
"They don't hate you, Kira. I don't know what's wrong with Trish-probably just too much stress-but I do know Austin could never hate you. Sure he might be a little frustrated, but he doesn't hate you."
"How do you know?"
"I know Austin better than anyone, and so I know it's impossible for him to hate anyone," Ally replied.
"I guess that makes me feel a little better. But that doesn't help with the whole Trish situation. What do I do?"
"I think you just have to-" Ally got cut off by a knock on her bedroom door. She got up and opened it a crack. Then, she opened it more and stepped outside to talk to the person at the door.
"Hi," Ally said.
"Hey," Trish replied. "Listen, Ally. I know I was horrible to Kira and I'm really sorry for that. But you asked what my problem was, and I'm here to tell you: I got jealous. You're my best friend, and seeing you and Kira act and talk like best friends made me mad. I felt replaced, like you didn't see me for two months so you got tired of me and found a new best friend. If that's really what happened, I understand, but please tell me so I'm not living under the false impression that we're best friends." Ally's face softened.
"Trish, I had no idea that my friendship with Kira bothered you so much. I can't blame you for going on tour with Austin, so I'm not trying to make you feel guilty when I say this. When you guys were gone, I was really lonely. Kira was the only person I could think of to hang out with, and we got really close. But no matter what, I'll never be as close with Kira as I am with you. I won't deny that Kira's my best friend. 'Cause you're my sister," Ally said. Trish smiled and the two girls hugged.
"Now, is it a bad time to apologize to Kira?" Trish asked when they pulled away.
"Not at all," Ally replied. They walked back into Ally's room, and Trish explained to Kira that she got jealous and that she was terribly sorry.
"It's okay," Kira said when Trish was finished speaking. "Can we all just be friends now?" Trish and Ally nodded and the girls did a group hug.
"Now that that drama is outta the way," Trish said, "we have only one matter of business to attend to. Austin Monica Moon."
"We always have that business to attend to, though," Ally whined. "Why can't we talk about Taylor Lautner, or Chris Hemsworth, or One Direction, or something?" Ally suggested.
"'Cause none of them have just been discovered to still be in love with you after almost a year," Trish said.
"Can't argue with that," Kira noted. Ally sighed and rolled her eyes.
"So, first things first. Ally, we know you still like him," Trish said. Kira nodded and looked at Ally with a smile.
"And we know you like Dez. Can we talk about something new?" Ally asked.
"You like Dez?" Kira asked.
"This isn't me we're talking about!" Trish exclaimed. "Ally, this is new. We need to get you two together."
"What if we're not ready for a relationship yet?" Ally said. "That's the whole reason we broke up in the first place. It probably isn't meant to be."
"Oh, it's meant to be," Kira said. "I am not letting Austin dump me for nothing. I'm over him now, but I was pretty upset at first. You two will end up together." Ally sighed.
"Fine. I'll go talk to him."
"Wait!" Trish exclaimed. "You have to have a camera so we know what happens."
"I'll just tell you guys!" Ally said, rolling her eyes.
"Fine," Trish relented.
"Well, go!" Kira said, pushing Ally out of the room.
"I'm going, I'm going," Ally said tiredly, as if she were bored with the whole situation. "You two, stay here. I know you're planning to eavesdrop, and if you do, I'm gonna break Austin's heart right there on the spot." Ally wouldn't actually do that, but she knew Trish and Kira cared to much about 'Auslly,' or whatever they called it, to risk it.
"Fine. Harsh," Trish said. She and Kira retreated to Ally's bedroom and Ally started the short walk to Austin's house.
She hummed to herself quietly as she walked, surprised that she wasn't nervous. She decided that the nervousness would probably come when she actually saw the blonde boy.
Finally, she arrived at Austin's house. She knocked on the door, and Austin's mother answered.
"Hey, Mrs. Moon," Ally said.
"Please, dear, how many times have I told you to call me Mimi?" Austin's mom said.
"Right, sorry. Mimi," Ally said.
"C'mon in," Mimi said. "I'm assuming you're here to see Austin?" Ally nodded. "He's up in his room. Been up there since he got home."
"Thanks," Ally said. She walked up the familiar stairs to Austin's room.
When she got outside his door, the nerves kicked in, just like she predicted. She silently listened through his door for a few moments, only to hear silence. She quietly opened the door.
"Knock, knock," she said, barely above a whisper. She saw that the blonde was sleeping and he started to wake up.
"Oh, hey Als," Austin said sleepily, rubbing his eyes. "Wasn't expecting you."
"You weren't?" she asked.
"Well, I knew you'd probably come eventually, but not so soon. Is everything okay with the whole Kira and Trish thing?" the blonde asked.
Ally nodded, walking over to sit next to Austin on the bed. He scooted over, and Ally just fit. She rested her head against the headboard.
"Yeah, now we're all friends again. But Kira's pretty sure you hate her."
"I don't hate her," Austin said. "I mean, I kinda wanna yell at her, but I don't hate her."
"That's what I told her, but she won't believe it. Maybe I should've taken the camera after all, so she could hear you for herself," Ally said.
"Camera?" Austin asked.
"Trish and Kira."
"Right."
"Anyway, I'm obviously here for a reason, and I know you know what that reason is," Ally said, turning her head to look at the blonde.
"Unfortunately, I do," Austin replied.
"So it's true?" Ally asked.
"Of course it's true," Austin said. "I don't know how Kira figured it out when I didn't tell anyone, but she knew."
"She's pretty observant."
"Well, yeah, but was I that obvious?" Austin asked. Ally shrugged.
"Don't ask me. According to everyone, I'm clueless."
"Then who should I ask?" Ally shrugged.
"Do you think you were obvious?"
"No," Austin replied. "But what do I know? I'm a guy."
"True," Ally said. "But if it helps, you weren't nearly as awkward as you were with Cassidy or Kira."
"That's 'cause we were best friends before I… Before we… Before… Before we wrote a new song!" Austin blurted. "Ugh, cue my awkwardness," Austin groaned, putting his head in his hands. Ally laughed. "See? Now you're laughing at me," Austin whined, not picking up his head. "This is why I had to keep it a secret."
"I'm not laughing at you," Ally said. Austin lifted his head to reveal a tomato-red face. He raised an eyebrow.
"Sure you weren't."
"I wasn't!"
"No, go ahead, laugh. I deserve it for being so awkward," Austin said.
"Please. You're cooler than… A really cool person," Ally said. Austin chuckled.
"Thanks," he said.
"But you do get pretty awkward sometimes. 'We're both holding ketchup?' Really?" Ally said.
"Hey!" Austin exclaimed. "At least I can dance and I don't stutter around guys I like! Wait… Girls I like, I mean." Ally laughed.
"I'll admit I can't dance, but I don't stutter around guys I like!" Ally argued.
"Uh, need we remember Dallas?"
"I'd rather not," she said, shivering.
"Yeah, I never liked him," Austin said.
"Trust me, I know," Ally replied. "But that was old me. New me doesn't stutter around guys she likes."
"I'll believe that when I see it," Austin said.
"Well, then you better believe it, 'cause you're looking at it right now," Ally said. Austin's eyes widened.
"Are you saying what I think you're saying?" he asked, his voice shaking with excitement.
"That depends on what you think I'm saying. But probably," Ally replied. Austin grinned. Then, he grabbed Ally's face in his hands and kissed her. It was soft and gentle, but also excited and happy.
After a while, they pulled away, but Austin still held her face gently. Ally laughed when she saw how excited he was. His eyes were sparkling and dancing, and his smile was so wide his face must've been cramping. He was so excited, he ended up kissing her again, not that she minded. This time, it was a lot slower and more emotional, if kisses can be 'emotional.'
When they pulled away that time, Ally said, "S-see? I'm n-not even f-freaking out." Austin smirked.
"Then why are you stuttering?"
"I m-might be f-freaking out a l-little," Ally admitted. Austin chuckled and rolled his eyes good-naturedly.
"There's only one way for you to stop freaking out, isn't there?" he asked knowingly. Ally grinned and nodded. Austin rolled his eyes and groaned teasingly, grabbing her hand and pulling her off the bed. "Go ahead," he said.
"It's not as fun if you're not doing it with me." Austin chuckled and stood next to her. "Go!" Ally exclaimed. Both of them started doing Ally's signature dance, or the 'Ally Way,' as everyone was now calling it.
After a while, they stopped dancing.
"You good now?" Austin asked. Ally nodded.
"Amazing, actually."
"Well, I'm feeling even more amazing, so there."
"I don't think so."
"Well, I do."
"Well, I-" Ally was interrupted when her phone rang. She sighed and answered it. "Hey, Trish… Oh, hi Kira, too, then. I came over, we talked, and now we're back together… Well of course we kissed… No he doesn't hate you… Trish, we kissed twice, and neither was a make-out… Well, of course I stuttered, I'm me for crying out loud… On a scale of one to ten? Is ten the most or the least?... Hey, you never know… Just his awkwardness? Like the girl-awkwardness?... I'd say like a four…" Ally sighed and held the phone out to Austin, who was watching her with an eyebrow raised. "My friends want to speak to you."
"Okay…" Austin said, taking the phone from Ally's hand. "Uh, hello?"
"Hi, Austin," Trish said.
"You hate me, don't you?" Kira butted in.
"Kira, I seriously don't hate you. Why would I hate you?" Austin said.
"'Cause I blurted out that you love Ally when I said I wouldn't tell… It was an accident I swear!" Kira said.
"It's fine, Kira. I promise I don't hate you."
"Oh, thank goodness," Kira said with relief in her voice.
"So, is there a reason you wanted to talk to me?" Austin asked.
"Yes," Trish said. "So, you and Ally are back together?"
"Uh huh. Why?" Austin said.
"Because now we have to give you the best friend talk." Trish said.
"Uh oh. I don't like these," Austin said. "I've given them to other guys way too many times."
"So that's why Ally never let me talk to her boyfriends! You gave the speech instead!" Trish exclaimed. "Good job."
"Thanks," Austin said. "Now just get on with the threats and then I'll promise I won't hurt her and we'll be done."
"You're on top of this," Kira noted.
"Yeah, well," Austin said.
"In that case, Austin Monica Moon, if you break Ally's heart or hurt her in any way, you will die in the most painful of ways. I can promise you that," Trish said.
"And I can promise that if you break her heart, I'll get my dad to fire you from the record label," Kira added.
"Wow, you guys are harsh. Congrats on officially scaring me," Austin said. "But I promise I won't hurt her or break her heart." He looked over at Ally, who was smiling.
"Then I guess we're done here," Trish said.
"Bye, Austin," Kira said.
"Later," Austin replied. Then, he hung up.
"What'd they say they'd do?" Ally asked.
"Kill me painfully and get me fired from Starr Records," Austin said, smirking. "So I guess you're stuck with me."
"I don't particularly mind that," Ally said, hugging her boyfriend. Austin hugged her back.
"Cue Dez in three… Two…" Austin said. He pulled away from the hug and pointed at the door, where Dez walked into the room.
"Trish told me you guys are back together!" he exclaimed. "See Austin? I told you she still likes you." Austin rolled his eyes good-naturedly at his best friend.
"You told me," Austin said. "But now I'm telling you Trish likes you. You should go ask her out." Ally nodded in agreement.
"Hey, you said you wouldn't tell any of the girls!" Dez whined.
"Too late, I just did," Austin said. "Now, go." He pushed Dez out of the room.
"Pushy," Ally noted. Austin shrugged.
"At least I didn't scream it to the world in front of Trish," he said.
"C'mon, that wasn't even that embarrassing," Ally said, rolling her eyes.
"You better be kidding. I thought I would die when Kira said it." Ally laughed.
"Good thing you're not dead," Ally said.
"Yeah, 'cause if I was, I wouldn't be your boyfriend again. And that would suck." Ally laughed again.
The two decided to watch movies in Austin's room for a while, and in the middle of Titanic, Austin's bedroom door burst open.
"Guess who has a boyfriend?" Trish said, doing her signature pose and walking into the room.
"Wow, Dez didn't chicken out?" Austin asked.
"Oh, he did. But he chickened out after he told me he liked me, so I set up the plans for our first date while he was hyperventilating."
"Oh my gosh, is he okay?" Ally asked.
"I'm fine!" Dez said, walking into the room. "Austin's mom made cookies and I ate one."
"Mom made cookies and she didn't tell me?!" Austin exclaimed.
"Yeah, but they're gone," Dez said. "I may have eaten more than one."
"Darn it!" Austin whined.
"I have an idea! Since Austin's depressed about not getting any cookies and we all have boyfriends or girlfriends, why don't we all go out for ice cream to celebrate not being single anymore?" Ally suggested.
"Ice cream!" Austin shouted. Then, he started pushing his friends to his car. "Hurry up!" he ordered. The other three rolled their eyes but quickened their pace to the car.
Austin sped to the ice cream shop, with Ally closing her eyes and gripping the front seat, and Trish screaming at him and Dez crying in the back.
"Next time," Ally said shakily when they were getting out of the car at the ice cream shop, "I'm driving." Austin sighed.
"Fine," he said.
The four friends went inside and got their ice cream. Then, they got some for Kira and brought it to her when they were finished. They decided that she was the main reason the two couples got together, so they should at least give her something. They also invited her into Team Austin and Ally, but she politely declined, saying that it was their thing and she didn't want to interfere.
But the five of them were still best friends, and Kira went to every single one of the concerts Austin and Ally performed.
So, I hate the ending. That is all. If you liked it, put BEACH in a review. If it was okay, put CLUBS in a review. If you hated it, put BFFs in a review. Thanks for reading and please review! Love ya!
~Maddie :)
